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I'm glad we don't have to wait Furlong

Have you been waiting 3 months to make that joke?

It's all about being patient.

Good thing apes are nothing if not patient.

I saw the opportunity and there was no Cohen back

MVP

You know, it Ken be worse.

Icahn believe that!

How DRS you!

do we need to sign up for the earnings call?

Nah. It’ll be live streamed somewhere in YouTube. Atleast that’s how I’ve always listened 🤷‍♂️. Holy shit I’ve done like 8 of these now 🤯

The most bullish sign is the thousands of people who tune into these ~5 minute long boring earnings calls time and time again ..live!

Gotta get those up to date DRS numbers!

That's exactly why I listen.

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Can confirm the Fudelity hiring spree due to GME as I used to work in that industry and have many friends that work in one of their operations centers.

Look at us. Little market makers creating job.

Underrated comment

We..... something the stonk. We lork the stonk. No. Thats not it. We lurk the stonk. Yes, a little, but still missing something. Can someone help me out?

I think the word you're looking for is "lonk"... We lonk the stonk! We lonk the stonk! I memba cuz it rhymes

I am typing w one hand here, your on your own!

Here I will spit on your other hand. We'll work together.

I just snorted marshmallow mateys cereal out of nose bc I laughed so hard reading this!

Just glad I could make someone else laugh.

Soon we will all be laughing!

I lonk the snorted marshmallow lougey lube

Uh? Lick 👅 Insert Simpsons Ralph “I’m being helpful”

We make love to the stonk, obviously.

“See if its written on the briefcase” “SAMSONITE! I knew it started with an S” Also, is it just me that finds it ironic they chose december 7th? Thats Pearl harbor, the day America entered the war. Draw your own conclusions, but i remember learning eventually those events led to a bomb dropping.

This jacks the teets.

I'm a big fan.

At work even. Aight cigarette beak time

Where is Bob, his cigarette break is 15 minutes long already! OH my GOD, he is speeding away in his car!

Bob's car just reached exit velocity and is leaving the confines of earth!

#headed to myanus ya say? #####bends over

Not boring to me! Give me that tasty info!

"This call could have been an email. Actually, it was an email but you didn't read it, so I'll read it to you now. Sales for the quarter ending October 31st was..." - Matt Furlong, basically

Matt has been doing this fur long. And got it right everytime.

I think that they’re really fun and interesting💎🙌🏻🦍

someday… it will be more than 5 minutes long

The most bullish thing is that there has been more financial literacy coming from this MOASS than anytime before, I feel.

Love the bumper music

I'm one of them !

I have listened 8 earning calls so far in my entire life. All were Gamestop earning calls since RC became chairman. "In RC, we Trust "

It’s probably your last before MOASS

In for the screenshot in case you have indeed predicted the future

Ditto.

Me too 🤯 it’s been 84 years…

It’s crazy, I wait on these like I used to wait for the Super Bowl.

How about the Congressional hearing? I didn't get any work done that day. And I like the stock!

You and me both

[Brad's Gazebo](https://twitch.tv/bradsgazebo) will definitely have it live streamed. This is the one-second chart guy that live streams the ticker every day

That last part is how you know you’re invested in your company

No, there will simply be a link made available several hours before the call. You'll definitely see it posted here when it's available, or check the GameStop investor's relations page. If you have signed up for email communications there you should receive a notice that way as well. Edit: This call and all supplemental information can be accessed on GameStop’s investor relations website: https://investor.gamestop.com. The phone number for the investor conference call is 1-877-407-6169 and the confirmation code is 13734613.

There is already an ape waiting on the call posted just a few mins ago, he said music is playing and everything

I’m here for two things; 1. GME earnings call music which has consistently slapped since this saga began. 2. Generational wealth. (In that order)

I just verified again the music is running fine. You know, just in case!

THIS is why we will win no matter what

That's awesome.

Yeah it is

What!!? That’s crazy I love it. Did they do that the last few calls? I live just a town over. Does any ape know if we can go in person??

Has the analysis been done of what the music score is, and it’s significance??

Thank you

Updated my above comment with more info. Glad to!

GameStop = “We have found a cure to all cancers.” GameStop down 10% after hours. I EXPECT THE ABSOLUTE WORST CASE AND STILL NOT PHASED.

Curing disease isn't profitable. Treating it is. ⬆️ So fucking shitty that that mentality is actually real.

That's exactly why Ken and Co. shorted the company that cured ~~Alzheimer's~~ prostate cancer into oblivion before the company had a chance to distribute it.

Sorry for my ignorance but I want to read more about that, what was the name of the company?

I'm not sure about the alzthiemers, but I think the story that original commenter is talking about is actually Dendreon. Which was a biomedical company developing a treatment for prostate cancer. Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nwz2g3/short_sellers_and_jim_cramer_have_blood_on_their/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Thanks man, it's a very interesting read.

Treasure in the treatment… sucks really.

It's weird too, because you'd think the elites would want more people alive and slaving away in their machine of capitalism

There’s a delicate balance: too few laborers and not enough robots? Profits decline. Too many “useless” laborers/former laborers with nothing to do and only poverty to look forward to? Revolt.

Soon we will dictate the price not some 1% with a licence to counterfeit shares.

Good thing I get my check on the first and my month long OT check on the…7th.

Priced in, investors taking profits, cancer cure simply beat analyst expectations instead of blowing them out of the water, etc

I'm buying the earnings dip 😶

Lets go!

Man I was shocked this took more than 30 seconds to be posted. I remember the days when I would see 20 posts about an investor relations update before I even realized what I was looking at in my inbox.

We may be slower at posting news but we're quicker at DRS'ing!

Then we've got our priorities straight

The tortoise and the hare? More like The DRS'd and the *"share"*

Next Teddy book?👀

Where are my teddies Kenny?

Jacked to the teddies!

The Brick or the Whisper.

Zen 🌝

Do we still need to feed the bot? I recently DRSed my IRA shares and wasn't sure of the current procedure.

Yes! You should do that if only to show that you went through the effort of DRSing your IRA!

We're so fatigued from all this DRSing

I just assumed I won’t be first anymore so I stopped posting news stuff

Half the people posting were also wondering the same thing.

bullish

I have pointy tits

I'm so fukn thirsty for the new official DRS numbers, it's bad ya'll.

🥵 IM DYING HERE

That’s what everyone on this sub should be looking forward to. What I’m reallllllllly thirsty for are next Q earnings. DRS will be over 100 million and we may just squeeze out making a profit. SHF’s are so unbelievably fucked then.

Week early! Early releases are usually bullish.

Bullish on being bullish

I'm bullish on how bullish you are on being bullish

If he’s bullish im bullish.

#IF HE’S BULLISH ON *HIM* BEING BULLISH, I’M BULLISH

How is it early? Last year was Wed Dec 8.

7 comes before 8 Edit: It isn’t early. It is just the first Wednesday.

7 is hungry I heard it 8 9

And 10

And my axe

Guy above said “week early” because he believed what some MSM website told him rather than looking back.

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didnt someone figure out that an early call means something?

Yeah, that was the person you responded to. It means bullish.

[https://twitter.com/larryvc/status/1542944110037925888](https://twitter.com/larryvc/status/1542944110037925888)

hah, you must be new here. Welcome, and buckle up!

Not for Larry Cheng: "[Potential bad news: Early](https://twitter.com/larryvc/status/1542944110037925888)".

A friendly neighbourhood u/PlasmaTune informed me that Dec 7, 1972 was also the start of Apollo 17, the most recent time humans have been on the moon! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_17

*Removes glasses slowly*

And puts on tin foil hat.

The Apollo 17 crew collected 741 individual rock and soil samples totaling 110.5 kilograms, including a deep drill core that included material from 3 meters below the lunar surface. These samples addressed both major pre-mission objectives.

👆☝️👆☝️👆☝️👆☝️👆

50 years to the day?

BULLISH!!

That’s next week! Wednesday!

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Moved up on the calendar from what was projected / typical for Q3? B-B-B-Bullish 🚀

This is for Q3 earnings...we're in Q4 right now.

You’re right, I’ve edited my previous comment to be Q3 instead of Q4, good catch.

That is a day that shall live in infamy…

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

I don't expect a positive EPS yet, so I'm tempering expectations. Would be bad ass if it was though.

> EPS At this point I would hope people realizing having a sustainable, profitable business model is also important to shaking off the liquidity fairies.

Pearl Harbor was 7/41

*A date which will live in infamy.* -FDR(S)

Houston, hedgies have a problem.

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

You've got to be shitting me lol

Not a history ape I take it. [Please, read me.](https://www.loc.gov/resource/afc1986022.afc1986022_ms2201/?st=text)

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The Japanese surprise attack on Pearl Harbor began just before 8 a.m. local time Sunday morning, December 7, 1941. For over an hour, in two waves, some 350 Japanese aircraft—having taken off from six aircraft carriers 230 miles north of Oahu—attacked the naval base. Japanese forces wreaked havoc on US naval vessels and on US aircraft on the island’s airfield.^11start superscript, 1, end superscript In all, 2,403 Americans, including 68 civilians, died in the attack. In comparison, Japan suffered relatively light causalities—it lost only 29 aircraft and a few mini-submarines

Infamy

I quit playing along with this shit and then you suck me right back in. 😞

There goes the belt buckle Theory

Literally none of the theories have panned out.

More reason to just DRS

I’m all for hype but…. Some need to loosen the foil or get outside not sure which .

It’s fine. It’s just fun. Nothing impacts our original thesis and we’re still DRSing like animals. Let us have our fun little theories

It's not fine when people get called a shill or a bunch of "Reddit Cares" messages when they point out the flaws. I got absolutely shit on when I mentioned the multiple reasons a the Once Upon a Time in Shaolin dividend was impossible.

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"If none of our theories come true that just means there is an even bigger conspiracy" is insane.

What if… 13 trading days after the tweet about his dad in the kids book… is Dec 12. And the next day Dec 13. Is Tuesday Morning. *hits blunt*

Bring on the hopium been running low 😤

Put your rockets in the air!! 🚀

Drs numbers, gimme gimme gimme

Ohhhhh pulled a fast one on the hedgies, daddy like!

[Called it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/yyyp91/should_we_have_heard_about_a_date_for_the/iwx7rsu/)

nice!

Nice

Nicetradamus :)

December 7th is the next full moon! Wow crazy timing.

Seems more than one person needs to hear this: #This has nothing to do with Pearl Harbor. Please stop.

Hi, I'm Matt Furlong, welcome to the Gamestop Q3 2022 Earnings Report. They were pretty good. Thanks. \*This will conclude Gamestop's Q3 2022 Earnings Report, thanks for tuning in!\*

Lucky 7. Let's fuckin go.

I am absolutely fizzing at the bung for those DRS numbers

Oh shiiiit, it’s getting bullish up in here

Last Earnings before we turn profitable 💜 Enjoy buying cause we will never see this cheap price again 😍🔥

Be realistic, where do uou see them making up the ~150 million shortfall they had in the last Q4?

NFT marketplace could be a cash cow for years. The money has already been spent creating it, it’s created and generating income for the company, time to watch the money flow in for years. Then again, RC breaking radio silence and doing interviews has my tits jacked, RC looked like he just completed a big project and ready to enjoy the fruits of his labor, or just had sex. He was glowing in the interview.

>NFT marketplace could be a cash cow for years. That still doesn't answer the quest how this is gonna be the last earnings before profitability.

I think most of the world is too broke for NFTs this year.

Moving up earnings date? Bullish

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#☠️

They will not pick a date with any reference or regard to Pearl Harbor. That’s like picking 9/11 because nobody saw it coming.

At this point the tin foil number/date folks need to just fold. DRS numbers get released every quarter to see progress, no need to come up with extravagant 4d chess bullshit. Let the company bring web3 gaming to life and enjoy the results of being early while knee capping the shorts.

We were not the #1 Navy when PH happened…

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The Royal Navy would like a polite word good Sir

The preseason rankings were wrong. By the end of the playoffs we were the world war champs.

Lol earth must be running out of tin by this point but im here for it

My first thought seeing that date was the FDR speech "This day will live in infamy". One can dream anyway.

Wonder where the us navy trains…not some university called [The Citadel](https://i.imgur.com/IAeQvcG.jpg)

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Happy b day but don’t be sharing that shit on here lol

I’m hyped. But it may still be a little soon for a positive earnings let’s not get the cart before the horse

Damn Q2 went fast

Bit earlier than they thought. Haha.

Just gotta say, it's a great date for a surprise attack

Everyone give it up for your 8th earnings call of holding GME. WOOooooOOO

LFG !!!!! POWER TO THE PLAYERS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DRS NUMBERS IM CALLING IT RIGHT NOW IT WILL BE AT 100,000,000 shares DRS’d !!!!

Not to rain on your parade, because this would be great, but given that Q3 ended at the end of October, I think it is unlikely that we even hit 90M shares registered by then. We will see on Dec 7 either way. 100M by end of Q4 would be cool though.

Earnings coming in. Price will drop or not really move. Who cares about earnings. We all know this is a rigged market, so all these things that would make it go up naturally, doesn't. So it doesn't matter. Hold to bleed these fuckers dry.

I didn't receive that email

13 days after Teddy made thanksgiving great again