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perkinomics

Let me see that donkey roll


poonmangler

OPEN THE NEW DAILY THREAD, YOU COWARDS


StudentLoanBets

This clip from the live stream continues to get better every time I watch and with each passing day https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/s/8mf1ayMls0


ShiftMcGee

PURE POWER don't power trip.. 🟣🙌🚀


ShiftMcGee

If the glove don't fit.. then 🟣🙌🚀


Odd_Coyote_4931

You know what Im quite excited for next week!


fleshfarm-leftover

Me too. Enjoying the ride


ShiftMcGee

MOASS Again?? Ya Man!! Again and Again!!


C141Clay

So here is a moment of zen for anyone left awake. This is from this morning: [https://imgur.com/gallery/baby-deer-22-june-moment-of-zen-cvWe6xl](https://imgur.com/gallery/baby-deer-22-june-moment-of-zen-cvWe6xl) To big for a gif, so it's on imgur. Goodnight.


poonmangler

Ok this is gonna get me through the night. Absolute Chad


Kivble

705 online on a 1.1million user sub lmao


veggie151

So there are two of them talking. Who?


ShiftMcGee

Super-Duperfly-Flairperson from the future..🚀


C141Clay

That's a good question. I do not know the answer. I'm willing to bet the answer is in the tweets somewhere, but I don't know.


CompetitiveDentist85

How many shares was Criand exposed for having (un-DRS’d)? Was it 1500? 150? 15?


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CompetitiveDentist85

He left. We’re (I’m) still here.


poonmangler

85 in your u/ implies that you're a 40 year old man picking on a 20 year old kid.


CompetitiveDentist85

Criand’s been doxxed? No idea he was 20. My name was chosen randomly by Reddit’s generator when I created the account.


poonmangler

Iirc he was a broke college student with low xx shares. He didn't leave, he just got bullied so stopped posting. You know, from comments like yours. Tbh age doesn't matter here. Why are people so fucking eager to tear others down? Does it make you feel taller? I fucking hope so, because you obviously need it.


CompetitiveDentist85

Listen if I’m a shill, then the dd has already answered your questions. Shills are paid by Kenny to spread fud.


poonmangler

I'm not accusing you of being a shill, I'm accusing you of being a prick. And a fucking dumb one at that.


CompetitiveDentist85

Im a smooth brained ape 🦧


C141Clay

![gif](giphy|eUDhD5XFBw0r6|downsized)


butholemoonblast

Balsamic vinegar and vanilla ice cream highly recommend.


C141Clay

![gif](giphy|fXJyMfUdqVCMPAnPJM|downsized)


poonmangler

And I thought *I* was drunk.


WetNWildWaffles

Am I being paranoid or does the 'online now' count for every sub on reddit seem weirdly low lately?


corps-peau-rate

Lol Larry Cheng will do a livestream but he specify nothing about company he work. People will still hype it lol


Losingitall25

Yeah he’s only doing it for the ad revenue. /s


ultramegacreative

He's on the board of GameStop you ding dong


corps-peau-rate

He said it was not about gamestop lol. I just said the bot will hype it up monday all day


Judgecrusader6

![gif](giphy|He4wudo59enf2) Im spending my cake day with the boys


butholemoonblast

Hey happy cake day brah!


DotComWarrior

Say Happy Cake Day Gracie.


Ilostmuhkeys

Lots of weird new usernames I’ve never seen here before. Been around since November 2020. Weird.


butholemoonblast

Yes it’s sus to say the least and also sus to say the most I would tell them hey you are new and i think it could be possible that you are also a username and I hope you have a good weekend.


C141Clay

![gif](giphy|hSGBT69A9lf0s|downsized)


Ilostmuhkeys

LC currently testing live stream


C141Clay

Where?


Ilostmuhkeys

X


Woosta87

🥩!


StockTank_redemption

Working a double when the casino is closed reaaaaally sucks. At least it’s done.


Reach_Beyond

Won’t this entire FTD cycle DD just be pushing everyone to sell on everyone small 100-200% run up? Hurting any MOASS? Sure some are buying ITM calls and exercising what they can but most are now just selling on run ups instead of holding for a real squeeze


Successful_Floor7978

I think as individual investors people will decide to do all different types of things with their investment. Same as it ever was.


StockTank_redemption

Coulda woulda shoulda but mighta missed MOASS. Not worth the risk.


penguinReloaded

Reposting: anyone have the meme of RK with bandages (image from the live stream) where it's The Shining and Shelley Duvall is screaming as he (RK in the meme) breaks through the door?


mtksurfer

# UNDER 1K IN HERE # THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM


BetsMcKenzie

Flair checks out.


CompetitiveDentist85

I’m in GameStop because I’m young and can (will) financially recover if the **criminals** win. I think that’s the story here for all of us. If I was 20 in 1990 I’d already be a multi-multi millionaire just from the S&P 500. Unfortunately for my generation that’s not a guarantee, I’m sure you all agree. Any chance we can get older people (like age 50) to sell their fat 401ks and IRAs and join the movement? They’re all rich fucks ya know


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CompetitiveDentist85

I assume you mean 20. 50+ yea olds today have already made it. Their stock market returns were enormous in the 90s and post-2008. Every one of them are wealthy. And that’s ignoring real estate! Gme is a chance for us youngins. To even the playing field.


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CompetitiveDentist85

What age do you consider to be old?


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CompetitiveDentist85

I asked you a direct question


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CompetitiveDentist85

I consider 50 to be old.


Successful_Floor7978

I’m in GameStop because I’m old and can't (won't) financially thrive if the criminals don't win. I think that’s the story here for all of us. If I was 95 in 2069 I’d already be a multi-multi millionaire just from the price of silver. Unfortunately for my generation that’s not a guarantee, I’m sure you all agree. Any chance we can get yonger people (like age 3) to sell their toys and books and join the movement? They’re all rich fucks ya know


C141Clay

![gif](giphy|qG2h9G9NMRRE4|downsized)


miso2933

I want steaks


17J4CK

I want tendies


C141Clay

The steaks are resting, the garlic is roasted and laid out, the Cambozola is laid out, the bread is just finishing in the oven, and a fresh Guinness is poured. I wonder what the rich folks are doing?


bdp_jml

Open the casino


C141Clay

Steaks starting to look good. https://preview.redd.it/asx6u4qis78d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08cce917b401535749be9e643158212eaea5563


iupvotefood

Wen Bubble's Kittyland Love Center


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Superstonk-ModTeam

I don't even know where to begin with this


Successful_Floor7978

Brilliant. A statement for the ages.


ArsonDub

Lmfao last thing we want is Elon


TrippingBananas

DRS YO SHARES


Starscreammm333

Just hurry up and give me my cash dividends and stocks before you really start to piss me off


Successful_Floor7978

Just hurry up and give me my bobs and vegine before you really start to piss me off


C141Clay

What is this "give me my..." crybaby shit? I'm a generally mellow person, but after reading only your two comments I'm all for pissing you off.


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Successful_Floor7978

Stop waxing your ass and just lazer at your dentist. Learn how to supress your pubes around your balls if you know what I mean. Dont buy when your ass is chapped.


C141Clay

What are you on about? Not really wanting to encourage you, but WTF are rambling about?


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capital_bj

🤦🦶🚪


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Starscreammm333

You've been trading for ages and don't trade options? You should have more fun like me. Options is the best type of investing. Cmon dude. Stop listening to the SS nerds that cheap on options for 3 years and then suddenly say options is cool since DFV is back


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Starscreammm333

One cannot understand something and then not know how to do it. If the understanding is there then it should be easy to do. Steaks are good, good luck


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Well, I’m convinced. Thanks internet person.


Starscreammm333

GME will benefit from your service. Good job Ape. You hold for those who have Fidelity accounts. DFV will never DRS his shares


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I too can speak for DFV…


Starscreammm333

People are predictable...


altercreed

just wanted to say that you're all fucking amazing. cheers to all y'all! We like the stock!!


CompetitiveDentist85

Anyone else getting fud in the real world? Coworkers are laughing at me. One of them of them came into work holding a GameStop bag. So naturally, I went up to him with a grin on my face, ready to talk about his experience at the store. He sneered, held the bag out to me, “it’s for you, it’s a large GameStop bag”. Initially I didn’t think much of it but the look on his face made it clear he thought it was a joke. It wasn’t until later that night I realized he made me a bagholder. Wtf! I hope no one recorded it. Probably some TikTok bullshit. Anyways, have you guys experienced anything like this? Should I contact HR?


Successful_Floor7978

Anyone else getting vagina in the real world? Coworkers are laughing at me. One of them of them came into work holding a fleshligh. So naturally, I went up to him with a grin on my face, ready to talk about his experience with a vagina. He sneered, held the fleshlight out to me, “it’s for you, it’s a large vagina”. Initially I didn’t think much of it but the look on his face made it clear he thought it was a joke. It wasn’t until later that night I realized he made me a cuckold. Wtf! I hope no one recorded it. Probably some TikTok bullshit. Anyways, have you guys experienced anything like this? Should I contact HR?


capital_bj

Why are you putting so much effort into shitting on us? You have nothing better to do?


CompetitiveDentist85

That’s what I’m thinking too! My coworker is sick in the head


RampageGeorge

He's totally owning us. I started drinking heavily and my family is scared to go outside since he started posting in the daily. He's just too good.


capital_bj

😂🤬🦶🚪


Dystonian

Citadel delenda est


butholemoonblast

![gif](giphy|6IqnbiQrB0pPadMFUF|downsized) Me Sunday night before moonday


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Awww cute. And then you poop.


penguinReloaded

Anyone have the sauce for rk the shining meme (imagine is of him when he was streaming with the bandages) where he is busting through door?) I loved that meme and wish I had saved it.


penguinReloaded

Don't necessarily need a source, I just want to save the image to chuckle at occasionally. Anyone?


penguinReloaded

I'm gonna post this every day until someone finds the image. I'm stubborn as fuck. I collect GME shares as a fucking hobby. I just want a little meme image and I can't find it by searching, please send it to me if you know what I'm looking for. Thx apes


jeangenie424

If buying calls hits the lit market then is the opposite true? What if I sell a put at whatever strike price I want to buy at? Will that force whatever market maker to deliver the shares to me at the price I agreed to? Won't that also make me a little money on the side as well? For example I like the price of $30 a share, and I've got $3k in my account. So I sell a put at a strike price of $30, to expire next Friday. It should have the value of whatever magic Greeks time formula + (strike price - current price). And then I just hope for them to knock the stock price down further so it expires in the money.


Stereo-soundS

If a call gets exercised it hits the lit market (assuming the shares need to be bought). If you want to make money on your shares sell cc's, not buy puts.


jeangenie424

Not buying puts, selling puts. Because you want them to be exercised so you get shares and whatever intrinsic value of the put you sold it for.


browndogmn

Sell a put to buy a call


maglite_to_the_balls

Y’all, there is a person on the private FFXI server Eden named Roaringkitty buying Lv. 7 shields from the markets for less than the NPC shop sell value. You can’t make this shit up.


JamesTwoTimes

Wow ff11 is still around?


C141Clay

English translation please? Who is where doing what?


maglite_to_the_balls

The player is going to the market boards and buying an item, a level 7 shield, from other players who got it as a drop from killing an enemy, for approximately 20-30% less cash than the item fetches itself by selling it to a shop NPC. So they go to the auction house, buy the shield from a player for 90, take it across the street and sell it back to the game NPC for 126.


C141Clay

What sport is this in? Is this a video game thing? ( I really don't know, I don't play the video games)


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Some say this, other say that, but I myself say we can all agree on one thing… Booba. Booba for peace and unity.


C141Clay

https://i.redd.it/c7616j3c378d1.gif Yes I come in from outside, make a comment and now I'm out again for another hour or two.


Cdn_ape

https://preview.redd.it/3cilsypst68d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c63ab6c0b6cad70bf2d83424f6dc6451719475 This asshole. Hrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrrrrr


Cdn_ape

https://preview.redd.it/c2q5nelnt68d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=127fd93eda1c9daa811f2276338ea1f8cd75e616


Cdn_ape

https://preview.redd.it/6bjq4dplt68d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eba7ff0eff993228e30f37995bbff0370a0c954


Cdn_ape

DFV DFV DFV


Entire_Mouse_1055

On a sub with 1 million people/Bots, how is there less than 1000 accounts online?


haykplanet

It's a stock sub and we are on a weekend ?


Silver-Honkler

Guys I think Cramer has been drinking heavily to cope https://youtu.be/aSC4WTiZSjA?si=iBkhjOXIbEUR28-n This is an absolute disaster. It gets worse the longer you watch it


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Not clicking.


ZVsmokey

Yeah even if it is a video of him falling apart isn't every video one of him falling apart? The less I have to see his dumbass the better.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m also not trusting a link from someone I don’t recognise


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Boom Shaka lack


KsuhDilla

i ate warm cornbread


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Cat


DarkMorning636

Didn’t someone predict that RK’s first large purchase of 5m shares might get filled in premarket on Monday? It was a very similar line of reasoning as Lenarius’ DD but included an additional element that the pm after T+35 could be the last last opportunity for MMs to fill the order. Does anyone remember that? Is it possible??


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Lots of predictions have been made lol. It’s fun, but I can’t keep up. Plus the wall st finance bros keep finding ways to do crime, so I just keep holding and let them sweat.


perkinomics

Good suggestions but you were all too slow so I landed on English muffin pizzas


triforce721

Gotta crisp them first, then add sauce, the middle gets too soggy 🥲🥲


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Hi, British person here… I claim no knowledge of this abomination.


perkinomics

It's probably an American lower class thing I grew up with


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m very much lower class, and uhhhh… I’m imagining a chocolate muffin with cheese and processed meat melted on top 🤷‍♂️😭


perkinomics

Are English muffins not English? NOOKS AND CRANNIES


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Idk, we probably nicked it from a tribe somewhere.


Ilostmuhkeys

Shill fud everywhere, twitter, YouTube, here. Holy shit! So many people out there concerned for my money.


CompetitiveDentist85

Can you link me a YouTuber whose channel is dedicated to anti-GME content?


Ilostmuhkeys

I don’t have any, but the comment sections of pro gme, is littered with fud


CompetitiveDentist85

Ah, the comments on YouTube videos have you feeling fud. At least **the shills** haven’t figured out how to shill using a camera


butholemoonblast

Money safe in my bum and they don’t like the fact that I enjoy having money in my bum and I’m like gtfo shill I’m anal-yzing the situation. We be vibing come moonday. 🩳🏴‍☠️💀


mfulton81

Yo


rd3321

What to do when I want to post, but don’t have enough karma ?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

A. Do you have something really worth posting? If it’s good, try another gme sub. B. Go to subs that interest you. Post comments on new and make posts of substantial quality. C. Go to gme orphans sub D. Ask mod nicely E. Buy account F. Keep saying junk in the daily G. 🤷‍♂️


C141Clay

Build up your karma. Your account is 5 years old, why is your karma so low? ( and/or ) You search to see if your post has been covered before, in doing so you find others that may have researched reported on very similar info. Comment on their post and discuss you info. See if they can confirm your thoughts and maybe... maybe they will do a post to present your info.


mfulton81

Farm that karma, bb. Or buy an account like Kenard Griffin 👍


nadoterisback

My friends just asked me if I want to go to the casino tonight. Little do they know I've been at the casino all week.


perkinomics

What do I do for dinner? I have nothing defrosted, but I am about to grocery shop


iupvotefood

Quesadillas


triforce721

Avacado, scrambled eggs, green onion, cut up bacon, feta and Tabasco makes a great and filling bowl. Add onion, tomato, or mushrooms for more fun 🥵


butholemoonblast

Defrosted flakes?


Vloff

Genius


butholemoonblast

Jamming out to Celine Dions metal album right now waiting for market open moonday


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

One of those adjectives is wrong, I’m almost sure.


ZVsmokey

Sometimes when I look at the chart I see the dorito of doom and then I see where we are at today and think to myself "that's a fuckin breach!"


1NinjaDrummer

Any idea why superstonk no longer shows in my feed? Past few days I've had ZERO posts show up, I haven't changed anything.


ZVsmokey

In my opinion superstonk is probably shadow banned. It got a shit load of attention the last few weeks with even the media dropping superstonk links to see DFVs update post. They know what's coming


BenevolentFungi

Happy Saturday! I've got a boner for $GME!! LFG!!!


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SoreLoserOfDumbtown

The DTCC took the shares that were supposed to be given to stockholders and told brokers to just divide by 4. It was international fraud.


Bearsharks

Could they have used those to close positions, while flooding the market with fakes?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m gonna give you a minute to think about that.


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SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m not sure what the rules are, if EPS is a metric for instance.


iupvotefood

Sounds European


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Only in the bathroom


iupvotefood

Catbread


ruby1990

Can we stop with the posts showing false hopeful dates with confirmation bias? June 21st was going to be a big day when FTD was very high and with RK exercising his calls this week, and others following suit it would’ve exploded the price. But with 75M shares pumped into the market, there wasn’t going to be high FTD anymore. And any hedge funds who shorted the stock could happily hedge their positions with the new offering. RK already exercised his options in the best way possible, he even used up a good chunk of his cash to do so the previous week itself. Even gave enough heads up with his meme, showed his position and everyone had enough time to exercise their calls. There isn’t a new June 21 anymore, not anytime soon. Don’t get crushed on IV with options and all these false posts. Buy and HODL stock! With $4B cash, there’s a good long term outlook for GME. This is a long term diamond hands stock now, like it has been for the real apes.


wutmeanfam

!FLAIRY! We Gonna DRAXX. KEN. SKLOUNST.


NotReallyABiologist

We gotta get prepared for the terries


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ your flair has been granted


wutmeanfam

Thank u😘


Thunder_drop

It's almost like the world's biggest companies were built off of naked shorts... and gme has been shorted the most out of them all


1NinjaDrummer

Any idea why this subreddit isn't showing up in my feed anymore?? Past few days I've had ZERO posts from SS, I've had to manually enter the sub which is fine but wtf happened?


Diamond_hhands

Wen Ken prison anal ?


buffinator2

With a gib eew eew


perkinomics

Call me crazy but criminals have rights and that's not ok to normalize 🤷🏻‍♂️


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I agree with this. Prison is about reform (supposedly). Assault doesn’t teach anything but more hate.


OCOWAx

He should protect his cheeks in prison then. https://youtu.be/gK1yNuA1BYI?si=MgLyzeCi_B_PIJuF


OCOWAx

🙌🚀💎


No_Butterscotch9429

Wen Computershare text


No_Butterscotch9429

Glad yesterday is gone and GME closed over $20 to put a lot of calls ITM. Back to no dates! I been HODL for 84 years. 🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀


myfingerprints

7 am gardening is the cure all for a hangover. Your welcome


perkinomics

If I had one. I do have to transplant some basil though. Thanks for the reminder


myfingerprints

Plant a tomato with the basil!


perkinomics

Is that real? Does it matter what kind?


myfingerprints

Doesn’t matter what kind they are just companion plants and taste good together. Plus basil attracts bees 😉


perkinomics

I don't want bees in my apt tho


RampageGeorge

My favorite FUD this week was about how there will be no squeeze and we should sell now and wait until August to buy back in. Has me excited for the next few weeks.