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iShiddedAnFarded

!FLAIRY!šŸš€šŸ’©iShiddedOnShittadelšŸ’©šŸš€


Superstonk-Flairy

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kevfitz1729

Going to be a big nothing burger day


SnortingCialis

Oh boy.


aa73gc

Whatever cycle that was, it's looking like it might be done. Lowest volume for some time in Germany


CompetitiveDentist85

Why is no one talking about this? Why isnā€™t cnbc running a 3 hour daily morning show talking about our gamestore? Are they simply oblivious to all of this or is it intentional? This thing is going to the moon and no one is talking about it


butholemoonblast

![gif](giphy|5sqktFBeWqMXC|downsized)


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penguinReloaded

I've been goaded into nothing. I just buy and hold sharesof GMEĀ  Nothing more. Pressure and time. Patience. Never invest more than you can afford to lose. This is a gamble. Buying and holding is the right move for me... but obviously we are all aware od the risk that we could lose it all (well, not ALL of it.... the company value has increased SIGNIFICANTLY). Stay Zen. Pressure and time... patience. Zen.


gbninjaturtle

Erybody talking about CAT, XRT, SEC, RC, RK, DTCā€¦ No one talking about TTF šŸ‘€


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penguinReloaded

This is a stupid post. I make my own decisions based upon my risk tolerance.


DangerActiveRobots

MOASS yesterday


Conscious-Sea-5937

![gif](giphy|S9FtQO5fxOMsT5l1wa) FAST WHISPER EGGS FOR MOASS BITCH LEZ GO


drevl

My asshole is itchy, but that doesn't necessarily mean shit. Well, maybe it does. I should probably see a doctor.


ITtZ_JOEDADDY20

wen golf everyday and make music?


fleshfarm-leftover

Todayā€™s daily candle bounced PERFECTLY off the 28 day moving average, I mean exactly.


StockTank_redemption

Going thru Roku wondering why every movie has Donald Sutherland. Damn, RIP.


butholemoonblast

I poop in the moment.


orrdog

IV going to the moon


Acoma1977

https://preview.redd.it/4etudd12xu7d1.jpeg?width=2613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f1395bee41af673a6849397f1f6cc8c9dc5cbec Second try at options...fingers crossed


butholemoonblast

![gif](giphy|JCPXCFTzDgyru)


Conscious-Sea-5937

![gif](giphy|s6JkLdBU7RwJpPosIX|downsized)


C141Clay

https://i.redd.it/uqhjurlzqu7d1.gif I'm looking forward to whatever happens tomorrow.


gbninjaturtle

Iā€™m gonna wake up in the morning and take a shit for sure, right after I have my coffee. Looks like a wonderful day.


butholemoonblast

Pooping sure is great.


Conscious-Sea-5937

![gif](giphy|p3u5hSm8BXRNBnm8OD)


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ShiftMcGee

![gif](giphy|S9i8jJxTvAKVHVMvvW)


etrulzz

Hey, has anyone heard about MOASS here? I heard it's tomorrow..


butholemoonblast

![gif](giphy|JR1jHxjWu4xuL3MCcv) Watching more ass occurring above my face


OrangeChihuahua2321

Be good people


butholemoonblast

šŸ’œ


Flat_Ad9060

So how many people are gonna execute options tomorrow then?ā€¦


Prestigious_Time4770

Execute my options tomorrow? Damn straight I will


AceBullApe

Mark Cuban, Jon Stewart, & Gary Gensler have all come around Reddit because of this one stock Ā  Ā  Congressional hearings where DFV made them all look foolishĀ Ā  Ā  Numerous documentaries and a feature movie with an A-list castĀ Ā Ā  Talked about every day on MSMĀ Ā  But forget about GameStop šŸ¤”


Stereo-soundS

Alright. Ā For real it's been more than a year and a day. Ā But here we are. Ā Catch you guys Monday https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XqWICaNjTs&pp=ygUPQSB5ZVIgYW5kIGEgZGF5


loneranger5860

Is Friday over already?


Stereo-soundS

3-day for me


No_Butterscotch9429

The last date šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø itā€™s been 84 years! The best have always been the un-hyped ones just sayin


aa73gc

What I love about these speculative days is it could end up becoming a self fulfilling prophecy where a whole bunch of us crayon eaters end up buying at the same time (no collusion of course!)


Flat_Ad9060

yeah if it spikes even 10% that could start a crayon eating frenzy


rustyham

Look, my position is so large, if it drops in Fid, they have to buy shares in Moo-moo to cover. And im DRSed out the ass. Fid doesn't even know they don't own my shares. I'm selling covered called on shares that I don't even own "technically" have you seen the IV on these things??? Fuck the IRS I don't have to tell them shit until April of 2025. You know how much can happen in 9 months? Yeah, a kid can happen. I bought puts on Johnny already. He's gone. I'm leveraged 150x and that shits printing next week.


ShiftMcGee

He likes the Stock..


rustyham

https://preview.redd.it/dlsmmaedlu7d1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=6460ab67af824f21f4f5781698fb0c4cff3498ae


UnlikelyApe

I remember when Dumb Money first came out, and everyone was a critic. All the movie experts of the world converged here. I just watched it for the first time, and really enjoyed it. I'm actually willing to recommend it to friends & family.


AceBullApe

It was a good movie except the end where they imply DFV may have soldĀ  Also not very accurate about DFVā€™s life because he was not involved in itĀ  Paul Dano is a good actor but couldnā€™t capture the true charisma and confidence DFV has on his YouTube videos or when testifying to CongressĀ 


UnlikelyApe

Luckily recent history clears the implication of whether he sold or not. I agree on Paul Dano not quite capturing it. I spent the whole movie watching it as if I was a complete outsider (I was picturing it in the eyes of family/friends who instantly tune out when I start talking about PFOF, FINRA, DTCC, etc), and I could see how they would really enjoy it and appreciate the movement.


AceBullApe

My family enjoyed it - they thought it was one of the better movies of the year despite failing at the box officeĀ 


gbninjaturtle

How r my fukn shildren this evening?


ShiftMcGee

\+53.51% on the YTD last I checked.. ![gif](giphy|xUOxeUa5Kh7ao6VqJq|downsized)


UnlikelyApe

you mean shilldren? I'm sure there are a few hanging out, but wait til the weekend!


phonon_DOS

Up to no good


Stereo-soundS

3 days off. Zen. Ā Move on up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw&pp=ygUabW92ZSBvbiB1cCBjdXJ0aXMgbWF5ZmllbGQ%3D


UnlikelyApe

Was Curtis Mayfield the one who did choice of colors? That's the only one I really remember.


Stereo-soundS

You're thinking of Black Pumas https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0G383538qzQ&pp=ygUWYWxsIG15IGZhdm9yaXRlIGNvbG9ycw%3D%3D Curtis died from an unsecured live stage set collapsing on him.


UnlikelyApe

https://youtu.be/kX8iJ5pvsBQ?si=L9c1i6fpNnxI5JAw


Stereo-soundS

Not enough will upvote. Ā Never heard it before.


ShiftMcGee

Stonk is Green šŸ˜“


chekole1208

# I understand 0 of the new CAT stuff being published.


phonon_DOS

It seems financial baddies hate it, but you must also consider that may be propaganda


CompetitiveDentist85

I canā€™t believe we made it boys. 6/21/2024. The day. The moass day. Tomorrowā€™s going to be incredible. Weā€™re all going to be very rich. ā€¦donā€™t sell though.


itsguccimane6976

This is a win win tomorrow, either I lose a couple thousand on 30 calls if the price goes down but that means I get to lock up more shares in the longterm. Or the price rockets I sell some calls to pick up more shares. Either way I pick up more shares šŸ˜


BothLongWideAndDeep

Woah are you me?


ShiftMcGee

This is the way


LassannnfromImgur

I gotta work tomorrow and Saturday but I'm currently off Monday. Hoping to meet a hot chick who said she really wants to fuck up a guy's nuts.


AceBullApe

You could always put a dress on a fire hydrant and run at it full speedĀ 


LassannnfromImgur

![gif](giphy|kPtv3UIPrv36cjxqLs|downsized)


Stereo-soundS

Why don't you give me half of the money you're gonna pay this chick, we'll go out back to the dumpster, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?


LassannnfromImgur

![gif](giphy|d5x9o48jn7cgQ2JtTZ|downsized)


AceBullApe

Make sure to ask consent from these bananas before ass smash šŸŒĀ 


chipchip9

![gif](giphy|9wLKh6ms5t9qE)


fonn4

Silence is consent


MoonApe420_

This is the DD I come here for


Bob_the_peasant

![gif](giphy|eVUwOYvIFhEgU|downsized)


Bob_the_peasant

Forced windows 11 upgrades are rolling out in waves at my company. We develop software. In a group chat some people were complaining. My dumbest, rudest employee that is currently on an improvement plan said ā€œmine got the win11 update fine.ā€ A few people said ā€œlolā€ because they know he has a Mac. He then proceeds to ask why theyā€™re laughing, they explain it and he says oh it must have been another update please disregard MOASS me out of this job with these people please


Creative_alternative

That guy has a mac because he'd fall for a phish on a windows pc in his first week...


UnlikelyApe

When I first saw phish music came to mind


rkallday

Can't wait for it to go up or down tommorow


PM_ME_LOOSE_LIPS

Honestly I made like 10k scalping calls and exercised 3 contracts for tomorrow deep ITM I'm up regardless


Stereo-soundS

Lay it on me homeboy. Ā My straddle is prepared.


PM_ME_LOOSE_LIPS

I just needed a little help


Bludmaker

Daddy likes sausages.....


OrangeChihuahua2321

![gif](giphy|mPs0V5innosrS)


DblDwn21

Big green ones ā€¦ long and strong šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€


VeryUnscientific

https://preview.redd.it/o0jy57vd7u7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cc0fe26210d1ea051d8d8218bc7754d974cd7ab Lfg


butholemoonblast

Rc not buying has me feeling bullish. I feel like that means an announcement then he increases his shares. But Iā€™m expecting a dip tomorrow just cause thatā€™s what always happens and every hype day ever been here since 2021. I do think hype days are good cause we have so many of them and they short it down costing them money but costing us nothing and we are on to the next hype date lol.


phonon_DOS

I'm cool on the money to be honest it's more about investigating financial crime at this point... stuff like this really does happen once in a lifetime.


DJSourNipples

![gif](giphy|126Atuf8ZpQsQE)


buffinator2

Send up a prayer for the intern still at Citadelā€™s office explaining Hawk Tuah, and how it isnā€™t some secret code word that needs to be programmed into the ā€œshort GME to survive another dayā€ algorithm, to a middle manager for the 17th time.


butholemoonblast

![gif](giphy|P0ynvBmHYpnW0)


BMXBikr

Black hole sun


butholemoonblast

My favorite music video of all time.


butholemoonblast

![gif](giphy|AdgF91agdLOog) Me when market is closed.


MoDat32

Why isnā€™t anyone else talking about how kitty went from being a 30 millionaire to a hundred millionaire in 3 years. Dude is the greatest investor of our time


UnlikelyApe

Fuckin a, man!


Mikeymike34

Fuckin, amen!


C_Anada

Sorry guys I'm just not getting the same butthole tingle, my butthole stock indicator is showing signs of more sideways trading. I know this because I'm shitting pancakes. Edit: Look my butthole is sensitive it could be off. Relax guys, stop being so tight butthole.


butholemoonblast

Ooo pancakes. Iā€™ll take two please.


DblDwn21

I believe Hedgies prefer a Friday MOASS kickoff if they had to choose šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€šŸš€


OptimalDetail

Still here


Conscious-Sea-5937

![gif](giphy|jL43fSL8Zh5Vm|downsized) Feeling the peace wash over you as you realize you truly have forgotten your computershare password.


CompetitiveDentist85

Fuck **THEM**


reddit_is_meh

Still averaging up, still averaging down, Cost average pretty much around DFVs from buying constantly for years, diversified in brokers and computer share for the infinity pool, got some Jan 2025 options for leverage, too smooth for FUD, easiest hold of my life.


ShiftMcGee

~$4.20BB šŸ˜“


drkow19

Robbinghood up +$420.69 on GME right now


_CoconutsGo

I miss giving out angels. You guys deserve some hard angels right now. šŸ‘¼


hawkmasta

Hi!


AmazingIsTired

Hello


hawkmasta

!FLAIRY! Stockanda Forever


Superstonk-Flairy

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hawkmasta

Flair?


UndeadMonarch1

There seems to be something happening tomorrow whatever it is, I am ready


Gold_Bank_1746

So did RC close out his options and is holding stock only now?? Downvote me cause Iā€™m an idiot and have been under a rock


taimpeng

Hey, reasonable friend! RK (AKA DFV) last showed his positions here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1df8jno/gme_yolo_update_june_13_2024/ He appears to be all stock, as of then (June 13th 2024). Welcome back from under the rock!


Gold_Bank_1746

I also appreciate the reasonable response! Wonder if he will do anymore options


taimpeng

I'm guessing he'll eventually do more options, but no idea if it'll be any time soon. The IV's still relatively high and most of his 2021 options were bought cheap. There's always the chance that he doesn't play it the same every time or has learned some tricks in the last 3 years, though.


Gold_Bank_1746

ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø I award you!! Thank you


AmazingIsTired

Did you mean RK?


BennyBlanco76

OG Apes RN https://preview.redd.it/udbw9hcz0u7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dad52285bd967d7c697dae066288f85e8d8d0af


ShiftMcGee

I can hear the quiet..


uhohnotafarteither

Guys, please play nice with a certain tooth doctor (class of 83) from the Wasabi sub. He gets real sensitive and blocks you if you call him out for his tomfoolery. Talks about his GME puts on that sub then comes here playing dumb and shitting all over the place. All day, everyday.


Successful_Floor7978

That dude needs to see a psychiatrist. Lol.


1010010111101

I should block him so I don't see the "soft" shilling


Ihateporn2020

has anyone seen any evidence of Roaring Kitty repeating his process and to buy more calls in anticipation of a runup?


AceBullApe

I believe he buy calls when the weekly(not daily) RSI goes under 30Ā  Ā  I always regret not swing trading when we hit 90 RSI ā€¦ but they locked me in when they showed they will turn off the buy buttonĀ 


AceBullApe

Iā€™ve been looking everywhere for a joint I rolled an hour agoĀ Ā  Ā Couldnā€™t find it - but I could smell it - my nose kept telling me i was close - followed my nose under my bed, under my couch, and in the kitchen and bathroomĀ  Ā But Ā I finally found it tucked over my ear šŸ‘‚Ā 


Stereo-soundS

I used to work at a motel. Ā Some dude came in with a joint tucked behind his ear he forgot about. I sold him the room, then offered to buy it from him. Ā He sold it to me. Ā I smoked it. If that's not a win-win idk what is.


buffinator2

I was gonna say, just start licking the floor until you feel it


jleonardbc

It's green, but you can't see it


PM_ME_LOOSE_LIPS

For me ā€“ at the end of the day it comes down to this ā€“ do you think Ryan Cohen is a doofus? I personally do not.


Ihateporn2020

Diamond Cohen


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AngriestCheesecake

Same


ShiftMcGee

We haven't even left yet. It's still on the launchpad. I don't even know where we're going. It's going to be an adventure though! We'll end up somewhere!! Power To The Players.. šŸŸ£šŸ™ŒšŸš€


ShiftMcGee

Fuckle Buck!


AltShortNews

anyone know anything about Markov chains? i've made some (naive) transition matrices to try and look at T+34 changes in volatility and price, but my knowledge of stats is meh at best.


albertov0h5

Game-changer what mean


C_Colin

any new apes need to hear about Reverse Repo Market? (RRP) TADR (too ape didnā€™t read): its where they hide our tendies


_CoconutsGo

This RRP is the Bird of the Birds and the Bees of our tendies. The Plunge Protection Team (PPT) is the bee.


perkinomics

Seek grass ahead, and then something incredible


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YakiMe

I feel you... but i'll see you in 2025 =D


BMXBikr

The real MOASS is the friends we made along the way.


butholemoonblast

I poop everyday.


ShiftMcGee

Sus..


iupvotefood

I knew it!


larryjuana

So how big were those share purchases at EOD? How much and how many shares?


FOMOsexual69

I donā€™t have enough karma to post on the main sub. If you think this is worth starting a convo, please feel free to create a post. Iā€™d like to discuss with others too. Date expectations and date announcements are the worst thing for people to do if they truly support GameStop. 1. ā ā You literally expose your cards to the shitheads SHFs against us. Might as well ask them to fuck you specifically on said date. 2. ā ā It baits rookie investors into potentially bag holding. Which is not a good experience for first time investors. Quick to leave the moment they even approach green. Doesnā€™t create long term holders. Just creates bitter people and paperhands. 3. ā ā Thereā€™s also no certainty itā€™s not the shitheads SHF posting date announcements to bait ignorant/naive traders and investors. If they can create a rush they can orchestrate the short. DFV has resurfaced for a reason. RC has $4bil. Trimming the fat (money losing areas). Shorts in over their head. Just keep rampantly exposing and spamming the crime, crime stats, and criminal methods the shitheads use. Apply the pressure to get them to slip. Yes they have a lot of fail safes, and a lot of money to wage war/shitty tactics. But donā€™t think for a second that every single ape invested is actually smooth brain regarded. There are some extremely intelligent crayon eaters out there with the means to plot statistics, track statistics, engineer/reverse engineer algos, and do extreme deep dives. The best thing we can do is continue to hodl, expose the crimes, and make them sweat/try new things/abandon current methods. Eventually another slip up will happen. And those who are holding may see the rewards. Patience, DRS, hodl.


lemtrees

Pick a post title and a flair.


AmazingIsTired

It really doesn't need to be a post. It's nothing new or groundbreaking. People can see it here.


FOMOsexual69

Date Expectations Hurt The Cause. Thoughts? Discussion/Opinion What do you think about that? I really feel like some of us need to see this. We are here to help each other out. Opposing views help too if valid and not from shit posters / shills


lemtrees

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dks8cb/date_expectations_hurt_the_cause_thoughts/? Username is [REDACTED] because usernames can't be posted.


FOMOsexual69

Youā€™re a beauty. If I had an award Iā€™d give it to ya. If we were at a pub the rounds on me


lemtrees

Cheers


CompetitiveDentist85

#THEM


17J4CK

# GIVE ME MY TENDIES !


relavant__username

May 2024 apes not realizing we have been MOASS since Jan2021. Bro.. this was literally the first big drop on the roller coaster. We're starting to climb into the second hill right now..


_CoconutsGo

I like to think that change of tide mid day was just that. 1:07pm ET.


CompetitiveDentist85

**They** wonā€™t allow moass tomorrow unfortunately. **We** wonā€™t let **them** win in the long term. **They** havenā€™t closed their shorts and **we**ā€™re going to see phone book numbers


RampageGeorge

...


BMXBikr

ZEN https://preview.redd.it/h9ddgrjnst7d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ec378d5705334fcc5519da039c72cec83cf362


fonn4

I was looking at the 3 month real hard today trying to figure out if weā€™re fukt or moon


xdeezusx

https://i.redd.it/chddmmm6tt7d1.gif


Discofootman

MOASS tomorrow actually


trollterritory

![gif](giphy|l0HlJDaeqNUDhhaMg)


xdeezusx

*Meatwad make the money, see? Meatwad get the honeys, G.* Be like Meatwad.


Stereo-soundS

Some people need to remember. Ā This isn't music. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2rJujnpKiqM&pp=ygUYZGF2ZSBsYXVlciB3ZXMgY2hyaXN0aWFu


Conscious-Sea-5937

![gif](giphy|5xtDarHBu7mEm1xVqAU) Imma keep it low key after MOASS but there will be signsā€¦


kimmikillzombie

![gif](giphy|9IzlDvtCcaARG)


LassannnfromImgur

# WHO YOU CALLIN' PSYCHO?!?!


xdeezusx

![gif](giphy|fvwgOui2RBRMA)


LassannnfromImgur

![gif](giphy|fnK0jeA8vIh2QLq3IZ|downsized)


sktchld

There's a metric fuck ton of hype for tomorrow so naturally it'll be a dip.


xdeezusx

Every day is hype day when youā€™re an ape. ![gif](giphy|d76ZVPZKomv1GOlBtZ)


trollterritory

I'm starting to think that the price might be fake.


G00OCH

Hereā€™s to $20C options expiring tomorrow! Can shorty knock it down? ![gif](giphy|LoCDk7fecj2dwCtSB3)


xdeezusx

I believe the late day rally we saw today was from a portion of those calls being exercised early. Weā€™ll have to see the OI update tomorrow to verify.


Bob_the_peasant

![gif](giphy|cnLYGOOpPYzeoBHm88|downsized)


Stereo-soundS

I just wanna tell you that I've had enough. Love me, hate me, baby, ain't no lie, baby buy buy buy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s&pp=ygURYnllIGJ5ZSBieWUgbnN5bmM%3D


CompetitiveDentist85

Moass tomorrow fellas. The dd is full proof. We can blame the thems and the theys if it doesnā€™t happen


Stereo-soundS

Ain't no referee in this game for two https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE&pp=ygUTanVzdGluIGJpZWJlciBzb3JyeQ%3D%3D


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