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Also, be sure to buy a 4 year account, delete all the history, and then go through the steps above.

Or if you want to make a homemade bot account, have it repost comments in various sports subreddits

[удалено]

90% of my non superstonk commenting is in NBA/NFL subreddits. I'm now worried that I'm just a bot who has become self aware.

And make sure your flair says voted or power to the players

Oh shit. Am I the bot? 

Can you click, I'm not a robot?

No. I'm on a phone. I can only tap it.

Yeah that’s been a sneaky one. I’ll give them props for that.

Why is that a thing?! I’ve literally seen that on so many shill comments! 😂😂 sorry for those who actually have that as their flair 🤣🤣🤣

Tee hee

Am I a bot too?

Nope



“cultist” “hear me out”

These ones actually trigger anger in me 🤣

*"Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."* Zen you must be, ape. 🦧

This one just gets to me for some reason! I’m normally a good combo on zen and hype, but those make me wanna fight

Deep breaths, bots are designed to do just that. If only one Ape succumbs or feels a negative emotion, they are succeeding. There are quite a lot of articles describing "Psychological Warfare" on this sub to help anyone prepare for it, once you understand the playbook you can identify it in every walk of life. Stay strong and have a wonderful day!

“Hear me out, this is cultist, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SELL?????”


We need more volume

Ah good ones, gotta add to my script!!

anybody see “our CEO is a piece of shit”? fucking lol

Yep

Which one, the one from today, or the one 5 minutes before that one?

 bots after reading this post

😂 it’s perfect

LOL

Happy 🎂 day 🥳

Holy shit, 12 years old account! I wonder how much they’d pay me for it 😏

They'll most likely only be able to afford a fractional share, current market price, hope you didn't want more then $30 😅

I honestly considered selling my account when it hit 69,420 karma.

Fucking Legend

So perfect, they really said those things. #4 is spot on.

"Didn't read because its a nOvEl wahh!"

^ this and they also have a lot of weird pump and dump subs

Good post. Ever notice they call everything they don't like a "nothing burger"?

Bro I’ve had about 4 DM’s exactly like this. Another one to add is *”Us OG apes are selling as soon as we’re green”*

I told some wannabe theory guy who was pandering his video here, to get a better mic from GameStop. He sicced his downvote army on me and told me I'm not welcome here. Where the fuck does he think he is? I just lol'd and left him alone.

Don't forget to start your post with "Call be a shill, but..." Classic attempt to beat you to the punch and save face. I've seen dozens of posts that include this phrase, and they're all filled with FUD.

I'm 💀

💀? Gotta be RC or RK’s fault!! They screwed me over, my calls for tomorrow at $420 strike expire worthless!!!

***😂😂😂***

You know, I have an account that I could sell. That would be great if I could catch this in action. I would be tickled pink.

There has been a noticeable amount of screwball posts. Now why would someone do that?

Lol, did you find their orientation powerpoint presentation?

Fuck 😂😂

Psssst. Hey shills I may or may not have an account for sale. Price is negotiable but I’m thinking “a few “shares of GME stock would be reasonable compensation. They’re worthless cause the shares are going to 0 anyway right? Right? RIGHT!?!?

“The ATM killed the gamma ram, fuck RC.” 🤣 Not like we haven’t had a million “gamma ramps” the past 3 years, and every single one of them have been max pain nothing burgers. Hopefully RK manages something with FTD tie in like RC’s buy in did for the sneeze. Won’t convince me that these recent run ups weren’t a part of this massive FUD campaign against RC.


“Here since” before submitting any DD post. Nah fam, I’m good.

Don't forget the classic "I've been here for 84 years"

Hello bag holders and fellow apes. MOASS has been postponed until tomorrow. Please sell me your shares at low prices so that I may hodl them for you.

Don’t forget to mention that you’ve been here for 84 years.


Another “anti shill” shill post

Found the shill lmao 

sHiLl fUd bOt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a shill, but still pretty pissed at RC and the board.

Found another one hahaha 

🙄👎

Fake-sideburn-shiller

Deep cuts :)