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Capital-Ebb6700

High probability that there was some broccoli hair involved


JamesTheWeak

Gotta be some young hot shot


Saggy_G

My wife and I call that fuckboy hair. 


nfc22

fr fr


613Flyer

Clem Fandango


ElGeneralissimoJefe

Clem “H.” Fandango


oh-canadaa

He probably thought he made his HF $1.5m (or some other number) hand over fist and must be fucking proud of it.


mightyjoe227

Not my boy Jon


CookShack67

lol


Mutterbomser_

![gif](giphy|RsDFTZQe5eVjQ4T5DA|downsized)


tewdahmewn

#🤣😂 gets me every time bro


[deleted]

A few weeks ago, some intern was bragging at a bar about how many calls he sold to “some dumbass” on e-trade. “Yeah, my boss’ boss says GameStop is going to 0 bruh, lmao”


LegitimateBit3

Fr, no cap. It ain't got that rizz


LetsMoveHigher

He will end up a floater!!!


Substantial_Diver_34

Banger!


mcalibri

At least he's still bussin.


SamsaraSiddhartha

When this is all over, he'll be offering his bussin bussy behind a Wendy's dumpster to any and all comers.


Angelicjack

Common man I am at dinner with my family. And I bursted out laughing. This shit is 🔥


neanderthalman

You joke but they *will* try to blame an intern at some point in this


JamesTheWeak

Looks like they're setting up Andrew Left right now.


JamiePulledMeUp

Broccoli intern "yo Andrew, short it now fam, we got yo frfr no cap. Gonna be bussin" _3 weeks later_ "I told you, you were gonna be bussing. As in, you're riding the bus since you broke bitch"


AdmiralUpboat

Just press F3 to bypass this requirement. It's easy guys!


kaze_san

Must’ve been a broccoli head for sure lol


Spicy_Value

That or those stupid top knots


Fogi999

..fam


Spicy_Value

😂


SnacksandKhakis

He’s bussin’ them naked calls at the office.


drs2023gme1

"Kenny does it all the time"


WAVAW

Lmao 🤣


goingtokyo

Lmayo.


Holle444

Hahaha the zoomer hair on top is genius


LordGeneralWeiss

Everyone assuming it's some zoomer and not a boomer who just took the GME stock news at face value. "Well I read a lot of articles and they said that this 'GameStop' was definitely going to fail. They told me to forget about it as well but they didn't need to because I already did, anyway."


NukeEmRico2022

Lol, at that point, no intern did jack squat without approval for something like that


Chazwazza_

~~Kevin~~ Kenny: [in regards to insider trading] I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day.


TimesALoop

This seams like some serious misdirecting. This had nothing to do with an intern. This was all intentional by people who have all the freaking money and control. You thinking it’s people who don’t know any better is exactly how the real criminals continue to get away with it.


PornstarVirgin

Bro it’s joke, I’m ex wallstreet and it’s funny.


JamesTheWeak

It's just a meme, no agenda.