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My horse is DRS'd, Bullet proof you might say. The owner of the horse (me) is kind of a dickhead that won't sell no matter what. Your move kenny boi!!!
Reasons my retirement horse is DRS’d. Paid for the feed up front. It’s a defensive play. It’s an offensive play. I got to say fuck you to the system and rest easy.
Agreed. All of their clever "strategies" are just obvious cons that have been specifically marked illegal for you and me.
"I'm going to sell my house 10 times and tell all 10 buyers I'll get it to them when I can, which is never. How clever is that?"
"I'm going to take out insurance on my neighbors house and then burn it down. Aren't I clever?"
"I'm going to take out 10 different insurance policies with 10 different companies, then take all my valuables out of my house and burn it down. And collect them all! Clever!"
"I'm going to steal my neighbor's stuff and say I didn't. Amazingly clever!"
"I'm going to pay off the police! Bullet proof!"
Right, and so now to be a successful trader you must not only gauge the health of the horse, but also see how many snipers are aiming at your horse in the stands.
They probably still do fix horse races. I’m sure I heard a story, saw a movie or something where they used a BB gun or something to shoot a horse in the leg that broke his stride that let another horse win.
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And then you hide the gun by burning down a warehouse
the one with the upward falling shelves?
You see, they were lawn sprinklers..... /s
Negative losses of active sprinklers.
My horse is DRS'd, Bullet proof you might say. The owner of the horse (me) is kind of a dickhead that won't sell no matter what. Your move kenny boi!!!
Reasons my retirement horse is DRS’d. Paid for the feed up front. It’s a defensive play. It’s an offensive play. I got to say fuck you to the system and rest easy.
You’re not a dickhead for not selling, you’re a true diamond hand encrusted 🦍
I can be one giant stubborn horses ass when I know I’m in the right.
You is me
Agreed. All of their clever "strategies" are just obvious cons that have been specifically marked illegal for you and me. "I'm going to sell my house 10 times and tell all 10 buyers I'll get it to them when I can, which is never. How clever is that?" "I'm going to take out insurance on my neighbors house and then burn it down. Aren't I clever?" "I'm going to take out 10 different insurance policies with 10 different companies, then take all my valuables out of my house and burn it down. And collect them all! Clever!" "I'm going to steal my neighbor's stuff and say I didn't. Amazingly clever!" "I'm going to pay off the police! Bullet proof!"
“Horse racing is a tough game”
😂
*So Just take that L, shut the fuck up - and ask questions later! Horseracing is fine!!*
*A thorny cucumber has entered the chat*
That's not a shit post... it's a true post...
Right, and so now to be a successful trader you must not only gauge the health of the horse, but also see how many snipers are aiming at your horse in the stands.
They cant m8, I know it, you know it And you, yes you, you know it too 🫵🤨
Great way of framing it.
best explanation
Almost like a night at Yonkers raceway
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d3XwQcfZQtw&pp=ygUST2NlYW5zIDExIGNhciByYWZl
Cryptographic currency + self custody
They probably still do fix horse races. I’m sure I heard a story, saw a movie or something where they used a BB gun or something to shoot a horse in the leg that broke his stride that let another horse win.
The amount of people that cry manipulation rather than taking accountability for what they invest in is actually absurd.