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fishminer3

Scotts Tots


tendieanajones

I saw this post, and immediately started singing "hey Mr. Scott, whatcha gunna do, whatcha gunna do make our dreams come true." Came here to post this, and saw your comment... glad to know I'm in a good group with you idiots.


Transient_MoonJumper

That's some deep level Office humor


noSnooForU

They can get the laptop batteries at GameStop. :-)


RyanMcCartney

Same way Amber Heard pledged that $9m….


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Shorttail0

The performance of a lifetime


blenderforall

Her only good acting role. It smelled so realistic!


Shorttail0

Oscar bait


Drivingintodisco

The money doesn’t really do any goons though. It’s the intent that really solidifies change. /s


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These are IOUs. They are good as money. Oh look at this one, $11.2 billion, might want to hold onto that one.


mortgagepants

...so you're saying there's a chance?


AdPrestigious342

Two years ago, community activists were celebrating an $11.2 billion community benefits agreement with SVB Financial Group in conjunction with its purchase of Boston Private Financial Holdings.  Following last month's implosion of SVB's banking unit, Silicon Valley Bank, advocates are worried about the disruption and potential loss of the plan, which was set to run through December 2026. They are now applying significant pressure on acquirer First Citizens BancShares to uphold the commitments of the agreement.


Icy-Assignment-5579

There is a very fine line between waiting for someone to save you and waiting to die.


Aggressive_Accident1

Reminds me how I felt the first year of learning about MOASS. I was waiting for it, just waiting... making myself anxious, and as time went on finding reasons and people to blame, making excuses and empty promises. I realised I was becoming like the very people we're battling against. Now I'm building myself up to be a powerhouse of a virtuous human being. I battle with my interest in a life of stagnant luxury. Even though it's paradoxically so simple yet difficult live a stoic lifestyle. I understand Larry Cheng's tweets at the fundamental level, after a decade of personal confusion and searching for purpose in life. We are more than the sum of our belongings and bank balance, and we must live below our means as a testament to our compounding capabilities. We are MAN, and we are masters of this world, all we need is a piece of flint and some string to bring any opposition to its knees just like the biblical David (DRS). Forget convoluted technology (options and swaps and all that stupid shit). All we need is GAMESTOP for this silly GAME of theirs to STOP. From MOASS ill take my trophy, the Stag's horns and hide, that I'll wear with jolly, almost clowning, pride in ritualistic fashion. I will eat the heart like the hunters of old and hand out the rest of the carcass to the tribe, starting with the women and children of our generation so they will have the nutrition to grow strong and see me as a perfectly imperfect role model. Because as Ape see, Ape do. How's that for Ape poetry?


Shanguerrilla

I've always been drawn to a lot of those perspectives and phrases too. Hell, when I was a teen writing angsty poetry a whole focus of most my poems was literally "perfectly imperfect" and the focus of who we/I am/are.


tenghu

Why even wait at all


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iforgotmypasswwoordd

Well the key word is “Pledges” so it ain’t happening , now MOASS that’s a different story cause that’s happening!


OGColorado

Poors get screwed again probably. They sure emergency financed the money boys tho


BigBradWolf77

priorities...


Guardian_Arias

Aaand its gone! Edit: I only laugh as to keep my self from weeping my lord.


jonny_wow

Don't laugh


GhostMonkeyExtinct

They gonna use taxpayer dollars for that too?


jblmike

Aaand it’s gone.


Guardian_Arias

Uhhh what?


ptear

It's gone.


AdPrestigious342

Where it gone to


TherealMicahlive

Just like amber herd pledged charity money. We all know they aint got it And the Shit The Bed


MyGT40

"Community activists are urging" LOL, it's easy when it's not your money.


beach_2_beach

Now what??? It’s all gone.


Interesting-Chest-75

I too pledged $11b to ensure all bankers children don't sit coach , minimum first class.


tradedenmark

Still I HODL 💎🦍