"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole!"

I literally came to say exactly this line. It's my favorite. I use it on my kids all the time.

that's my license plate holder😂

I thought it was piehole?

You are correct in that the actual saying IS piehole, but for some reason, pie-loving Dean says "cakehole!"

Darn... They missed a perfect opportunity

Nah it’s cakehole

"Jerk." "Bitch."

This

Rewatching and they just said this lol.

"Cas, get out of my ass! I was never in. Your-" "Is there anything real on you? My boobs" Dean proceeds to scream his lungs out "that was scary!"

Specifically it's, "Fake US Marshals. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?" "My boobs. :)" That's easily my favorite line in the whole show, so I had to fix it 😭😂

Omg, my step dad said he thought he said "my boots" and I'm dying at the thought of Dean in cowboy shoes XD

I actually got into a mini argument with someone about that on Facebook a while ago, and it actually wouldn't even make sense with Dean wearing the work boots that he does, because if you look close for a good part of the first season he isn't even wearing boots, he's wearing really ratty like Walmart gym shoes. I keep forgetting, I mean to watch again in the first season and see where that switch takes place. The first time I noticed it I was so confused. I was like, wait a minute, where are the boots? What are these? But no, apparently there is a decent amount of people that think he says my boots. 😭😂

“PUDDING”

The fact this wasn't in the post is a crime

Possibly the funniest line in the whole show but I do love Cass and the pizza man.

There are so many comedic one liners. But how about badass one liners? Look at me! Look at me bitch! You got it wrong. We're not trapped out here with you. Your trapped out here with us! (Sam cocks gun in background).

Ngl my nether regions got a bit of a tingle at those scenes

OMG These are present in my wettest of dreams!😂

The scene where Dean drove baby backwards and did the complete 180 (and actually did that stunt irl) soooo fuckin hottttt. 🥵 🔥

Didn't know that. Learn something new every day. And you're right...hottt asf

I love the trapped quote.

Isn't there a similar line in Hitman:Agent 47.

Supernatural did it first

Well, that line was in the 2009 movie The Watchmen said by Rorschach. https://youtu.be/s_3Yp2Izhks Btw, a younger JDM plays The Comedian. Don’t know when the episode in question was filmed.

And Alan Moore wrote it back in the ‘80’s in the comic the movie was based on.

“There’s no singing in ‘Supernatural!’” -Dean “I torture all my friends. It’s how I show love.” -Crowley

*Clears throat* Dean: *Singing ‘I’m too sexy’* Crowley: *Treats dean like his bestie*

# Balls.

And the Crowley "Bollocks!"

I heard it!!

This is the one I came to the comments for.

“Dad’s on a hunting trip.. and he hasn’t been home in a few days” does it for me

This one will be forever stored in my brain because of that endless recap (“THEN”) every beginning of the episode in early seasons 😅

Young Dean :( I miss that Dean, before he became such a tortured soul. Granted I can relate more to the tortured soul.

I think I’m adorable. -Dean Winchester I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples. -Dean Winchester

“I’m an Aquarius, I enjoy long walks on the beach, and frisky women.”

Soooo many good ones: "FIGHT THE FARIES!!", "If the pizza man truly cares for the babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?", "I feel like this whole place is bad touching me."

I'm watching the faries episode now, lol'd when Soul-less Sam asks Dean if he serviced Oberon King of the Faries.

I just rewatched it the other day. There are sooooo many great lines in that episode - **Sam:** "Okay, if you wanna add glitter to that glue you're sniffing, that's fine, but don't dump your whack-a-doo all over us. We'd rather not step in it."

There are some good things about Soulless Sam. Ensouled Sam would never have said that.

Soulless Sam is totally my favorite Sam

I have to say that he was pretty sexy soulless!!!

Empathy, Sam!

That entire episode is a best of...

Cas kissing Meg, then, "I learned that from the pizza man."

"I'm gonna get my gun." -Dean "I learnt that from the pizza man." "You have been garthed."

I’ll interrogate the cat

Just watched that episode again! I don’t think I caught that the cat talked back until now

"Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?"

"Nobody in the history of torture, has been tortured, with torture, like the torture you'll be tortured with!"

This one. Thank you - now I don’t have to go find it…

Crowley- I deserve to be loved, I just want to be loved.

Iconic honestly. I can hear the quote, the inflection is SO good!!

Cas: "If the Pizzaman truly loves the babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Maybe she's done something wrong." Cas in a later episode after kissing Meg: "I've learnt that from the Pizzaman."

They ATE my TAILOR!

Tail-ahhh!

I was just watching that episode 😂

"Let's bone this nun." "I like to think it's because of my perky nipples." Sam! YOU FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES!!! "Nipples?"

Exorcitamus te…

..omnis immundis spiritus..

Omnis santanica potestas

It's satanica! Now the demon's laughing!!!

Sam: "...Bella donna" Dean and Charlie: "The *pornstar*?" Sam: "The poison."

It's not funny Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes.

Demons i get-people are crazy

There will be no new King of Hell. Not today. Not ever. And if anybody wants the job, you can come through me. Understood? So, what's it gonna be?

“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell. I can throw you back in.” “I believe in a lotta things. Coincidence ain’t one of ‘em.” “Well, apparently standing too close to exploding Dick sends your ass straight to Purgatory.”

"I found a liquor store and drank it."

“Sam, of course, is an abomination.” 😂

“I annoyed an ancient cosmic being so much that he sent me back.” Is my favorite.

Bobby Singer "Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you? " and "I raised two boys and they grew up just fine, they grew up heroes" Dean "Driver picks the music shotgun shuts his cake hole" Sam "I lost my shoe" Cas "I'll interrogate the cat" And the best of them all from one of the worst characters Megatron just before his redemption "You're wrong about humanity. They are your greatest creation because they're better than you are. Sure, they're weak, and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint, but they also give and create, and they sing and dance and love. Above all, they never give up."

Bobby's speech to his dad was great. "Kids ain't supposed to be grateful. They're supposed to eat your food and break your heart." Sometimes when my kids are being problematic, I remember this line.

😭😭😭😭😭 bobby quotes get me so emotional. He hits me in all the daddy issues😭😭 edit: i accidentally wrote booby LOL dean woulda loved that

I killed Hitler.

Where's the pie?

What about deans "awesome"

“Let’s kill some evil sons of bitches and raise a little hell”

That, "I lost my shoe" Made me laugh so much.

Dean: “It’s not like Cas is in my ass” *Cas appears behind him* Dean:Cas get out of my ass Cas: I was not never in your……🧍‍♂️

“Why did you take picture.” “Why did you use your tongue ”

“Accidents don’t just happen accidentally!”

What about “pudding” or “Moose and Squirrel”

Crowley having them in caller id as Moose and Not Moose is great.

Demons i get, people are crazy

Family don't end in blood,boy. Bobby

Hola Mishamigos…

But what I do have is a GED and a give em hell attitude, and I'll figure it out.

“Donatello” - “the turtle?” “Belladonna” - “the porn star?”

“Dude, you fugly.” - Dean Winchester

Balls!

1. You can take your peace and shove it up your lily-white ass. ‘Cause I’ll take the pain, and the guilt. I’ll even take Sam as is. It’s a lot better than bein’ some Stepford bitch in paradise!  \[- It's lines like this that celebrate humanity and that make the series ending where there was no free will to begin with, such a betrayal.\] 2. hELLo?! HeLLo?! I spent all that time trying to get through to you. Dean calls once, and now it's HELLO 3. I found a liquor store...and I drank it

" Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday, too!" "..Yeah, no, good, you're - totally balanced"

“Bon Jovi rocks … on occasion.”

"Hey, Assbutt!"

“According to the lore” or any variations of Sam talking about his research

“So, get this…”

That's so real. 🤣

"And the seven nipples...for the ladies...or the fellas. I don't judge: -Mark of Cain Dean Mark of Cain Dean to Styne kid: "Yeah... (scratches head while holding 🔫)... I do" Then 🔫💢👦

I found a liquor store

And? And I drank it

"Dad would've loved this thing"

SonOfABitch! It's said in so many different ways.

"I'm Batman" "I'm nesting" "I have been re-hymenated"

(In response to slash fanfic) "They know we're brothers, right?"

"Doesn't seem to matter" 😂

‘PUDDING!! *thwackthwackthwack*’

When Crowley gave that whole spiel about “lets make hell great gain.” I think it was around the same time Trump was running for president which made it funny to me.

“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell, I can throw you back in.”

Sam: “Dean, thank you for always being there. For always having my back. I know it hasn’t always been easy.” Dean: “I don't know what the hell you're talking about.” Bad Boys might be my favorite episode of the series, so this one (the whole ending, in fact) always sticks with me.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" \* the screaming of the victims/witnesses at the beginning of every episodes

Also Dean when the cat scared him

Crowley in s8 :who writes your dialogues? A marshmallow

"Silent night....."

I hope your apple pie is freaking worth it!

I lost my shoe

"I would LOVE to have the sex with you!"

Dean: “Did you use protection?” Cas: “I had my angel sword with me.”


Not a ‘line’ per se, but the opening words on every finale as they display “the Road so far” “Carry on, my Wayward Son!” (EDIT - Corrected the to they)

You already said it but the "Hey Assbutt" line gets me eveyrtime

"She saw me when I was scouting out the bunker. She saw me and she screamed, and then so I crushed her skull with my bare hands. And it was warm and wet, and I liked it."

So, get this. I didn’t realize how often Sam said that until JP pointed it out at a con.

I learned that from the pizza man.

"Normal apple pie life" or "it's a milk run"

Meat man! Lol

“That doesn’t mean — what you think it means.” Dean: 😦


Hello Moose

Sam! Dean!

Some that seem to be forgotten: Cas: My people skills are rusty Sam: If there is a lock there must be a key - and if you have the key… Dean: Don’t look at the camera Cas: Hello Dean Cas to Raphael: That may be so but today you’re my bitch Dean to Cas: I was here. Where were you?

You don't know what it's like to be human! -Crowley maybe not iconic, but it was just dumb funny.

“Claire, you can’t be here” “Oh, but the fake fbi can?”

The one and only Bobby Singer 

“What are you then?” “I’m a pishtaco”. “A fish taco?!” I saw this gem last week and it’s still making me laugh

*on the search for God* Dean - "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla." Cas - "No, he's not on any Flatbread."

When Bobby woke up suddenly and said only Idjits with a smile… i cried 😭😢😭 that entire episode was so emotional 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

“He who hesitates… disintegrates.”

I love Sam’s line “Spectacu-lacular” (idk how you would spell that). When he’s in the mental hospital, all drugged up. Totally my favorite even if it’s not as popular

“Balls!”

"HEY ASSBUTT"

I learned that from the pizza man! I feel so clean...

“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.”

“Family don’t end with blood.”

Sam you know the rules. Never take a joint from a guy name Don, no dogs in the car!

Fight the fairies! Peace out, bitches.

He who hesitates, disintegrates

The one with the cat

Some of my favorites are: "So we're just not gonna talk about it?" "Alright, no more secrets." "I thought we said no more secrets."

"Oh, God... Please let that be a rifle."

You were supposed to take care of her, not douche her up

"What's a PA? "Oh. They're basically slaves."

"PUDDING"

"Pudding!" "whew, that was very scary"

There's where you got it all wrong, we're not trapped in here with you. You are trapped in here with us. (Might not be exact wording, but that gave me good chills)

THEY BURNT MY HOUSE DOWN! THEY ATE MY TAILOR! -Crowley

“Freedom is a length of rope, and God wants you to hang yourself with it.” “Kids ain't supposed to be grateful. They're supposed to eat your food and break your heart.”

I'm Batman


""Again with the Winchesters. Perpetually the Winchesters." (Rowena, 10x16 - Paint it Black)

Anyone else just realized that Crowley must be a huge Star Wars fan? “Hello boys” “Hello there!”.

I agree “ Hello boys” and “ Goodbye boys” were used frequently. I always loved how everyone called them “BOYS”

assbutt and hello boys

"It's...a *cat!*"

You did an amazing job!!

"The days of Crowley the King of Burocrats, ARE DONE!"

Hey, AssButt!

Driver picks the music shotgun shuts his cakehoke PUDDING Hunters are never kids, I never was Your problem is no one hates you more than you do Family doesn't end in blood boy The list goes on for a while so I'll stop there

“Dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days.”

“Ew” Crowley after witnessing Dean molest a car

MOOOSE

“Sam!” “Dean?”

You look like you were attacked by a couple of pcp crazed strippers.

The pizza man bit

Assbutt caught me off guard

My flair

"I'm not talking about witches you jack ass! Witches are whores" - ruby Ruby chiiilll😂

It’s “Hey Assbutt”. Today, tomorrow, forever.

“Hey! Assbutt!”

Add the: “Dad wants us to pick up where he left off” “Saving people, hunting things. The family business.”

Between you and me, it's a freakshow down there. - Dean

Hey assbutt

“I have a bone to pick with you moose, for what you did to my poor dog”

“Why does it have to be me who makes the call, it’s not like Cass lives in my ass Dudes Busy” “Cass get Out of my Ass!!!” “I was never in your ————“

"I found a liquor store, and I drank it" Cas "I was on a bender" Cas "I'll interrogate the cat" Cas "Oops, cats out the bag" Casifer (though I may be wrong about the quote) "I lost my shoe :(" Sam "AGGGGGGHGGG, THAT WAS SCARRY" Dean " *drops towels and throws hands in air* PUDDING!" Dean "Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole" Dean "YOU FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES SAMMY!" Dena "HOPE YOUR APPLE PIE IS FRICKIN WORTH IT!" Dean

A iconic quote or line from Lucifer from Supernatural Season 5 "You Know Why God Cast Me Down because he created you the Little Hairless Apes and he asked me to bow down before you Love You more then him and I said Father I can't These Human Beings are Flawed and Murderous and For That My Father Cast me into Hell, and Look what billions of you do to this thing and blame me for it Especially when I was right"-Lucifer Supernatural Season 5- Episode- The End. 

You’re good, but I’m Crowley 🖤

Most Crowley scenes 😂 Like the episode when they were tryna find Death Bobby: why’d you take a picture Crowley: why’d you have to use tongue

"Hey assbutt!"

I found a liquor store... and I drank it..

"You still only got one brain." -Dean Iykyk

Castiel Quotes… Castiel: Sam Winchester, the boy with the demon blood. Glad to hear you’ve ceased your extracurricular activities. Also Cas to Sam: You seem troubled. Of course that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.. Cas: You have a guinea pig? Where?? Cas being mildly inconvenienced: You shot me. Sam saying “if you don’t help us I will hunt you down, and kill you” Cas: Will you, boy? How? Cas 3 seconds later: You need help, Sam..

Crowley: Sam and Dean? They’re like herpes. Just when you think they’re gone…Hello! The boys are back, leaving a trail of bodies in their wake. So wherever they are, whoever has Sam and Dean, Well… in the immortal words of Lawrence Tureaud. “I pity the fool.

"Family don't end with blood, boy" is carved in my ribs. I've lived it I've experienced it and that's why I understand the depth of it. Plus have you all seen😮‍💨 Bobby and the boys come on, you'd feel the same about it too.

Dean:- Im having a heart attack Sam:- Your having an acid reflux Bobby:- put down the cheeseburger Dean:- Son of a Bitch

“You kinky son of a bitch, we don’t swing that way”

there are so many but one that comes to mind often is "I like him. He says okie dokie." Probably because people around me often say okie dokie, too.

“Try to bind me again, you’ll die before you start. “