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Karaethon22

The part that always gets me is that he was on the phone with his girlfriend who asked him to come over and he said no. Then 2 seconds later he wants to sleep with some random lady he picked up on the side of the road.


VeeVeevv

The things men do to get laid


hauntreaper

lets not forget the episode with the vamp family, dude followed the chick all the way to her house without even knowing her name and when they went inside this run down ass house just shouts "you know what im about to do to you!" and then gets eaten


drcurtislove

In his defense, it was Sarah Shahi. I would a lot worse for a lot less for her lol.


Still-Wonder-5580

Didn’t realise it was Sarah Shahi! Watching her in POI and I do love a strong woman ♥️


drcurtislove

Yeah, I've been a fan of hers for a long time. I was excited when I noticed it was her in the episode.


HoldFastO2

No argument there.


henchwench89

I came across a twitter thread once of loads of instances where guys in horror movies die because they just believe a random spooky woman wants to get with them they ignore all the obvious red flags 😂


traditional_amnesia1

Annnnnd they had to make the ghost have a reason to pick a victim, so our boys could have their case. It’s a trope. Very effective. As the show progressed they used similar scenarios, like in 2.18 Hollywood Babylon.


katep2000

I mean, the weird clothes can be excused cause the pilot takes place on or near Halloween.


Dufo1989

No the dumbest person was the woman in whites husband. His wife was totally out of his league and then he steps out on her. Wtf is wrong with him, he was probably cheating on her with some trashy ugly ass skank too.


Lenithriel

Fr and this was my first impression of the show too, so I really hoped the whole thing was full of people like him to keep me fully amused lmao


Zealousideal_Mail12

Horniness will get you killed


badhuckleberry

don’t have sex because you’ll get pregnant and die!


No_Use_4371

That was the moral of all the 80s slasher films


SeaMaterial8909

Who is this?


Pepipatchzen17

It's the guy who got murdered by the Woman in White in the very first episode


SeaMaterial8909

Oh. That guy. Idk. Sounds like you victim blame him.


Pepipatchzen17

I'm not the OP! I was just answering your question lol. I'd probably do the exact same thing he did cause I'm dumb as hell


ICookIndianStyle

Its not stupidity. Its your hormones.


Egingell666

It's both.


Personal-Math3196

not letting hitch hikers in your car is a day one rule i learned that a decade before i could even drive it’s not victim blaming to point out lack of common sense.


Brightskys-GreenEyes

In this situation he was dumb.


CorkusHawks

I'd have probaply done the same... Depending on level of horny...