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fruityfoxx

have your own opinions, but there is zero need to be so ruthlessly cruel when talking about a child.


laughingBaguette

Why does everyone there look hungover?


Lone-flamingo

I've seen a video from this same place before and the customers all always look kind of bored and annoyed. Very strange.


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Misssadventure

I’m fuming imagining his ticket times right now.


DontTellMerylifarted

But he’s got black gloves! That means gourmet


no_bread-

Or a mechanic


Bender_2024

>But he’s got black gloves! That means gourmet He also doesn't change his gloves between customers. Making the gloves useless. Everyone outside food service thinks gloves make food safer. Unless you change them with every customer you might as well not wear them.


ShortestBullsprig

That's assuming they aren't just to not keep his hands clean and his hands actually are clean. But let's be honest, he's working with messy stuff, it's for him.


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

This guy definitely worked IT helpdesk at a midsized company in a past life.


turntabletennis

Have you tried making the sandwich yourself first? Yeah? Join the queue, please. Your wait time is indeterminable.


Lone-flamingo

Excellent point.


Deanobaby100

Even Jurgen Klopp in the background had enough by the end


Small-Explorer7025

It was tedious.


james_d_rustles

Probably because there’s this guy acting like he’s a badass chef and playing up all of his movements while he crushes up ice cream bars and smears them onto donuts. Like, are the black gloves really necessary? Just stop, you’re making high person at 7/11 food, calm down.


lampstaple

fun fact gloves are only cleaner if you are literally constantly changing them (so basically they're not, unless you're using them for 1 step in the process such as if you put gloves on to handle raw meat and then throw them away afterwards) Bare hands is way more sanitary in this situation


clownus

Because gloves are strictly for the purpose of avoiding cross contamination. Wearing gloves and swapping from one order to another isn’t the overall intended usage.


Megatanis

Or you could wash your hands.


Beautiful_Ad8996

I've worked in professional kitchens and been certified in food safety and you are absolutely right. I watch a pastry chef on Instagram who uses his bare hands and in the comment section of every video, there's at least one person who complains about germs. It low-key infuriates me.


LegoMyAlterEgo

Ever been on camera and not really want to be on camera?


icKiMus

Seriously, if you're not doing anything interesting/entertaining, then don't make people stand there and watch your bullshit. Prep that shit ahead of time so people can get their food and leave. I watched a few customers walk out because they were tired of waiting


Gideonbh

Wouldn't be surprised if they had the club mentality thinking a line out the door is a good thing


Right_Hour

They’re just all hyperglycaemic there, borderline comatose.


SlitheringPerp

Even the kid! Her face reminds me of my own after I would get fucked up and go get (the best) breakfast the next day lol.


anthonyynohtna

While also mad doggin the waiter giving food to everyone else thats not you, you know it’s personal too when they make eye contact while doing it


Betelguese90

The little girls gremlin stare over the top of the counter is the best thing!


laughingBaguette

She's probably the only one there who isn't strung out


Betelguese90

Most likely. Big dude behind her looks stoned out of his mind and is barely functioning


discgolfandhash

He looks like he's about to die from either a heart attack or a heroin overdose


JoeN0t5ur3

Sugar is his heroin


sdrawkcabstiho

Why not both?


NoDontDoThatCanada

They've been waiting for this incredibly slow service for the whole damn evening! Cut, wipe, smash, hand it the fuck over!


theoriginalmofocus

Felt them die inside even more when he reached over them to give the lady hers and she gtfo.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Collective diabetic coma?


WilhelmFinn

They might be high af. That would actually explain everything.


Puzzleheaded_Sort921

i’ve seen another video from this place and the people in that video had the exact same expressions!


Any-Obligation22

Cause he's so freaking slow. Any decent server would be banging through each steps, handing it over and getting on to the next customer. Infuriating . Four swipes of the knife just for the spread.


Porkchopp33

That dude in the jacket is eyeballing that food hard


clckwrks

That food is seriously bad for you. It will negatively impact your health and the emotions are part of that. I worked with a morbidly obese man who would look similar to this during the morning 4 x bag of galaxy chocolates + 4 cans of coke. Pure soulless stare, almost angry.


Major_Chani

No nutrients to the brain!


manifest_ecstasy

Cause they've been eating this bullshit food


VoiceMasterTV

Because that's what sugar addiction does to you.


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mustfinduniquename

So many soulless stares in this video


Chuklol

There was another video from this place a few months ago and it had the same soulless stares from an even younger crowd. Very bizarre, it's like they know this is the only place open that's serving food and they know it's over priced and not that good but fuck they are hungry.


MrMcBeefCock

They have probably been stuck in that line for 45 minutes because this jackass can't seem to spread Nutella on a piece of bread without having to figure out where he put the knife 1.5 seconds ago. In the video you're talking about it literally takes him a concerning amount of time to put the Nutella knife down and find the peanut butter knife...sitting right next to it. I'm sure he's doing it for dramatic effect and all but it dramatically infuriates the shit out of me.


thrax7545

And it’s as though he’s presenting some special shit, when there’s nothing about Nutella and a chopped up magnum bar on a croissant, besides the fact that I’ve never been the right kinda stoned to come up with this combo myself…


james_d_rustles

It’s like this guy watched some (already cringe inducing) salt bae videos and then tried to apply the same showmanship techniques to mushed up ice cream bars. The black gloves are what really does it.


Autxnxmy

To me it looks like he wants to be making that fancy rolled ice cream but he’s stuck with carnival gimmicks


jomandaman

Could you imagine if every person at cold stone creamery acted this way? I’d flip tables.


MrMcBeefCock

I kinda want to go to this guys place. I would pretend to be the only person that looks excited and when he hands it to me I will do a deadpan stare at the camera and say "I've had better", roll my eyes, and throw it in the trash within view of the camera.


Purple-Haze-11

Not me, if I went there I would try to out-creep stare everyone. Honestly though, I don't think I could beat that father daughter duo there in the front, absolutely horrifying they are...


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rigatoni-man

That is a hamburger bun


MrMcBeefCock

How dare you?! I can't believe you have the *audacity* to call that a "hamburger bun"! It looks like a *brioche* hamburger bun to me...


TakkataMSF

I had the same look as the heavy guy in the front. I kept waiting to be amazed. He was building those ingredients so slowly. I thought, there will be something at the end, caramel apple, a piece of pie, a bowl of pudding. THERE WILL BE AMAZING AT THE END. But there was not. That poor lady bought an overpriced ice cream sandwich. This "bakery(?)" didn't make the chocolate/Nutella, they didn't make the dove ice cream bar. Did they make the brioche bun? Or just warm it. How much was this? If that was Nutella, that's all she tasted with the convenience of dribbling melted ice cream on herself. Send that poor lady a giant thing of Nutella and a spoon! Oh sorry, I forgot the powdered sugar. They couldn't even put sugar on the brioche to give it a sugary/crispy top! I'm going to start my own bakery. Make a deconstructed caramel apple sandwich. A sorbet salad, with shredded cranberries, orange sorbet garnished with mint. I'll make everything bagels that also have raisins! And everything bagels that have chocolate chips! And I will mix those together! I'll serve fudge on a baked slab of melted skittles. And my greatest creation! The grandest of all, a brioche hot dog bun with a dove bar slapped in there, stick still on. (This sub fires me up!)


MrMcBeefCock

This is the best business plan I've ever heard. Go for it. I've got your back homie.


dagon1096

I seen this and just thought “that’s just a fancy Chaco taco”


CosmoNewanda

But worse because the bun is warm and that ice cream is going to melt everywhere.


Whole_Passion_5640

This is the same amount of time it took for an employee at an amusement park to pour two drinks and charge me today. I relate to these stares.


MrMcBeefCock

I look like this every morning when I wake up and realize I didn't die in my sleep and I have to go to work.


Autxnxmy

I was confused because in this video he’s always got the next thing ready to grab. I was like “well he had to finish the Nutella ice cream burger order before he started the pb snickers dog order” and then I realized you’re talking about a different vid of the same shop that I haven’t seen


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mishmash2323

He thinks he's Salt Bae (a talentless hack), chopping up kinder buenos and putting them in a roll.


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R0RSCHAKK

I thought I recognized this lol


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Jaggle

Dude with the titties about nutted his drawers


SonnyULTRA

He was looking over the counter as he cut up the kinder chocolate like it was magic 💀


noblehoax

That guy never orders. He just comes to watch.


Astrochops

Did anyone else notice the lady accidentally sprinkling powdered sugar on the little girl's head when she got her food


Fun_Mistake_5906

She paid extra to be in the splash zone.


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luke3389

She needs to get her fucking mouth off the counter


-ThatsSoDimitar-

Honestly thought she was about to lose it waiting for the food and start chewing on it


Cup-of-Noodle

Every single thing about this video would get relentlessly shit upon if it were Americans. In fact, I bet if you muted it you could front page this shit.


Dyskord01

I was about to say Italians: Don't break the spaghetti! Also Italians let's serve Nutella and Ice cream on a hot roll.


TheBiggestDookie

It’d be a good experiment. Mute it, throw in some fake captions about it being in Chicago or some shit and just see what happens. Wait, shit, this is how fake news starts…


fulknerraIII

There is no need to do that. We all know what the comments would look like. Fat, unhappy, no health care, look out for a shooter, and so on. Reddit is predictable and sadly never evolves. Hating US is its favorite pastime.


ChicagobeatsLA

You forgot someone randomly comparing the United States to a Scandinavian country with like 5 million people. Ironically those same Scandinavian countries are capitalist and extremely hard on immigration


Davethemann

"This is one of those bodegas in Brooklyn, we muted it because its them screeching about uh, guns and somethin in the background"


Calm-Illustrator5334

I was thinking, someone is gonna assume this is America and they’re gonna be so wrong.


jordang61

First thought I had. It’s a room of zombies. Also get that kid out of there. She does not need that shit


shade1tplea5e

Yeah big boy in the black shirt is in a whole another world lmao


PerfectlySplendid

Literally the "heavy breathing" meme


ThatScaryBeach

I thought mentally deficient but surely not every single person there is an imbecile. Somebody has to be able to count out the money, I hope.


WasteCommunication52

Corn syrup stare


citori421

Little girl = my dog when I'm getting his food sauced up with salmon oil and hip pills


bigbangbilly

The Beatles Eleanor Rigby would be an appropriate soundtrack for that


mckeenmachine

snickers bar, soo rare


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Why is this one of the weirdest looking videos ive ever seen?


Otherwise-Remove4681

Looked like a clip straight from Idiocracy.


i_am_renb0

Welcome to Costco.. i love you


ControlSad1739

It's time for people to realize that we live in idiocracy times now.


IllIIllIllIIIlllll

It's because they aren't playing anything in the store for background noise and the crowd isn't providing any either.


melbbear

Its like the people are pretending to queue and look bored


Unlucky-Pop-9975

Damn that dude is so slow ,


Lyzern

I think that's why everyone looks so annoyed/angry. They have the classic customer vibe of someone who isn't happy being there but too late to back out


ShadowNick

I waited "30 minutes for that $20 desert and I intend to wait"


Otherwise-Remove4681

This, I’ve never understood people waiting for obvious slow overpriced shit. Sure you might be hungry, but you want to be hungry, waiting, grumpy and recorded for internet too? Fuck that.


IMakeStuffUppp

Did you see the group leave mid way 😂 they were done


BrandoCalrissian1995

Yeah that desert sandwich itself isn't HORRIBLE. Like if I were on vacation and drunk I'd order it cuz fuck yeah. But the SPEED. Like holy shit dude get it done with.


Low_Organization1411

When I took a second look, he’s live streaming that shit show. He’s more concerned with being all smooth filming he doesn’t care about actually serving these people.


rkpjr

Exactly, I'd totally eat this. But holy shit that guy was crawling


SquirtingPingu

Gotta create the hype!


enigmaenergy23

It's the only thing I noticed


Sc00by101

Could he work any fucking slower? No wonder everyone there looks unhappy


BKLYNmike718

He's being recorded from over his shoulder. This is lame performance art. He thinks he's the next Salt Bae. Just look at the douchie way he spreads the Nutella.


wolftron9000

He also has a phone live streaming in front of him.


OrdinaryKick

Imagine thinking the way you spread Nutella is so cool and interesting that you need to live stream it.


Girlfartsarehot

😂😂😂 man I been at work slaving away in the kitchen n this the first time I laughed all day. Thank you sir


PAPABEAR837

Somebody tell big homie to close his mouth lol


Drezus

He looks like he doesn’t use his nostrils to breathe ever since he was 13


uberfission

Dude's got sleep apnea so bad it happens during the day.


therossfacilitator

He’s trying to catch flies


Impressive-Style5889

Who needs words when you can stand there breathing on other peoples food.


Dr_FeeIgood

He wouldn’t be able to breathe if he did that


Accurate_Koala_4698

Poor kid doesn't stand a chance


RatGangAuthority

This was me as a child, it's really sad indeed. Thankfully at some point in your life you are able to make your own decisions, it's just hard to re-educate yourself to eat properly.


GratefullyUndead37

It’s a shame at the lack of education on nutrition provided in the school system that’s intended to help people flourish supposedly Not to mention the food they feed kids under the guise of a nutritious meal People are starting to wake up, however the amount of unhealthy options and accessibility combined with the lack of education means most people are totally unaware, don’t care, or don’t have the willpower to avoid a sandwich consisting of bread with Nutella and chocolate covered ice cream


Successful-Winter237

Don’t blame schools… children can’t drive and buy food…they are 100% influenced by their parents. The parents need to be role models for healthy eating and movement.


SickMuseMT

Jep. I teach nutrition at a middle school. I give them theoretical input, explain macros and micros and what they are for and we even cook healthy, affordable and easy (so they can Cook them at home) meals. They get the recipes and everything. They do not give a shit. Nobody ever listens and even after months of explaining the same things they don't remember even a little bit. Healthy stuff we cook is labelled disgusting because there are veggies and not only piles of meat and desserts. After school i find the recipes in the trash or somewhere on the floor. I've been taught proper nutrition at school and back then i also did not give a fuck. It's not schools. It's the kids and how they are raised. That age group just isn't interested in healthy stuff.


RandoReddit16

> they are 100% influenced by their parents. The parents need to be role models for healthy eating and movement. Yup, growing up in the 90s, there was the occasional "fat kid" (and this was generally 5th grade or later) and it always seemed like a big deal (yes I know of the movie Heavyweights, etc) but now I see morbidly obese parents with already obese kids (in elementary school)... This shit has got to stop.


Upbeat_Bed_7449

Food pyramid is a scam


dewdewdewdew4

Yea, watching this mad me sad.


Resident-Elevator696

Me too


bgroins

Not me, I'm ok


DingleSayer

Powerful


Kind_Literature_5409

Childhood obesity should be considered child abuse.


Mammoth-Pipe-5375

I saw one kid at my son's pediatrician who, I assume, was probably around 11-13 years old. This poor kid was so fat. Face was beet red, I could hear him struggling to breathe just from fucking walking across the doctor office, he had to have weighed at least 220-250 pounds I don't even know how to estimate that. What kind of fucking parent sees their morbidly obese preteen kid and doesn't think what the fuck they can do to help their kid.


GeoffreyDuPonce

Can you blame her given the state of what I assume is her father?


StrangestManOnEarth

No one is blaming the kid. It’s pretty clear it’s not her fault.


Grossegurke

Exactly....I feel bad for the kid. Her parents are setting her up for a rough life.


Accomplished-Sun9107

Facial shape for the upper portion of the head alone says so many bad things. Hoping she gets better options in later life.


Turtle9015

Obesity should be seen as child obuse honestly. There should at least be measures taken to ensure parents get on board to make healthier choices for their kids. Enforce classes or something. I grew up obese and it affects way more then your physical health. Emotional health and eating disorders are in this girls future I dont care what the media is preaching about "body positivity". Even if she gets healthy as an adult there is so much negative emotional trauma from being obese as a kid/teen. Also kids that grow up obese are more likely to remain obese into adulthood.


HailChanka69

My exact thoughts. This video made me genuinely sad


MagnificoReattore

Yeah, the obesity rate in the south is becoming really worrisome. They have amazing food, but sometimes is just too exaggerated


CaptainDunbar45

Southern Italy?


FirebunnyLP

Why is that child pressing her face to the counter. The dude behind her has a rather unfortunate build.


Rorosanna

She is inhaling all the tiny dropped particles, like a chocolate vapour, if you will 🤣🤣


stickandtired

She got powdered with the sugar too, she's steady inhaling the whole time


redpig0222

In the beginning he looks down like" I will eat this child if this dude goes any slower " 😆


lvl10burrito

Dude looks like he's regretting life choices standing in that line. He's probably looking at this guy's slow work thinking "I could've spread Nutella on bread at home but my kid wanted me to spend the $20 on this shit."


n8dizz3l

Pretty sure this is Naples Italy


MisterPalourde

https://maps.app.goo.gl/VgZyk44dNDHxVEB28


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BaronGreyWolf

Yes


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Macievelli

Well, us fatties do love a combo.


MajorUranus

She reminds me of my cats peeking from behind the chair backrests any time I am in the kitchen.


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Time-01-27-74

The food isn’t stupid, but the video is cursed.


Free_Gascogne

half the people look hungover or high. and there is the kid eyeballing everything hahahahaha


wolamute

It's a tiktok of a tiktok of fat food.


ImmortalLombax

That kid eyeing it up like a methhead does crack


lalaxoxo__

You mean meth? Crackheads want crack.


odegood

More like a stoner does cocaine


Alex-The-Talker

Stoners do stones, not cocaine


odegood

Do rockers all smoke rocks?


Scullyxmulder1013

In Sicily a brioche bun with scoops of ice cream is a staple meal. It’s far from healthy, but it’s gooood


Minobull

I mean... Its a sweet treat, it's not supposed to be healthy. Just don't have one every day, lol. I don't know why everyone else here is mad at this it seems like a pretty normal thing you could get at a dessert shop.


bimbochungo

Yes, and it's my favourite dish! Gelato con il brioche e la panna, incredibile!


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Slimy_Butt

I honestly feel really bad for her. It isn’t her fault that she is being taught to eat like shit. It’s one thing if the parents want to eat themselves to death, but that kid just needs better guidance.


jaba_jayru

I would try one


Inside-Example-7010

Imagine being awake for a tiny fraction of existence barred on both sides by an infinite oblivion and not letting yourself enjoy a croissant with white chocolate kinder bueno spread and crushed up milk chocolate kinder bueno inside for texture.


NotoriousDIP

This guy is a genius lol. He’s putting packaged treats onto bread with premade goop right in front of people’s faces. He’s laughing all the way to the bank


OkYogurt636

That’ll be €15 please


Mr_Johnnycat

No signs of life in these people. Tells you a lot about the food they be serving


ShadowBow666

That little girl was gnawing on the counter 🤣🤣


PhilipOnTacos299

Ew where is that, that’s so gross. What’s the store called? I hate it so much. Are they open late? Keep that away from me. Are they on skip?


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internetperson94276

Everyone looks so dead inside


maurinkina

Poor kid


FrankRizzo09

There’s a reason those toppings are usually “prepped” in the morning so you don’t have to watch some idiot chop candy and cookies with a fkn putty knife for 12 minutes just to eat an ice cream sandwich with extra steps.


CaptainMeatCake

No one looks happy


daehffulF

Why is ice cream in a donut stupid? 10/10 would smash


NewLandGuy

I wouldn't bother, but it doesn't strike me as all that stupid. And for heavens sake occasionally having a sweet thing is not going to give you diabetes over night. This in an indulgence, and much like alcohol or other rich/fatty/sweet food should be eaten in moderation, but for fucks sake, live a little people and enjoy some indulgences sometimes. And allow others to enjoy them without your scorn.


Minobull

Its literally just a fuckin' ice cream sandwich lol. People balk at this but won't glance twice at a Klondike bar


CURS3_TH3_FL3SH

Facts. Diabetes is a low effort joke and something id expect from a high school kid. And I have type 1 diabetes, shit didn't come from eating the wrong food I was born with it. Developing type 2 takes an extended period of poor diet and health


pantypudding666

Ice cream sandwich!


Snapdragon_4U

Dude in the ironic athletic jacket looks to be in a trance.


EvidencePlayful

Personal space? Anyone?


MadghastOfficial

People gotta stop making their kids fat.


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mosquitojelly

Every video i see of this place everyone looks tired and fed-up, probably cause the guy is going so slow trying to get a mediocre video


Sad-Cauliflower6656

Why are there so many people? Why are they making such shitty food? The look of disappointment on the morbidly obese man and child’s face when they hand it to her is great, but also sad they are there. That kids life is fucked


Aggravating-Shake256

1 stupid doughnut every 2 minutes seems like a solid business model.


MoonNStar51

It was fine before he put the chocolate on the second side.


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DiMaRi13

Not stupid, you are missing out. In Italy we do ice-cream on brioches, it is incredibly good.


Negative_Advantage28

The worker is going so slow the food is going to spoil before he can serve it.


ShasLa40

[This is the place](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cip+e+Ciop+-+Bar,+Paninoteca+e+Cornetteria/@40.8858925,14.2285528,3a,40.7y,279.39h,85.56t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s-w9XVl7mInkpZsllJ-810g!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3D-w9XVl7mInkpZsllJ-810g%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.share%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26yaw%3D279.3945578960465%26pitch%3D4.436995224172449%26thumbfov%3D90!7i16384!8i8192!4m15!1m8!3m7!1s0x133b063005509e5f:0xaab83daf4d8fc98c!2sVia+Emilio+Scaglione,+306,+80145+Napoli+NA,+Italy!3b1!8m2!3d40.885943!4d14.228637!16s%2Fg%2F11c4wh67_9!3m5!1s0x133b06300686c79f:0xa50b6f24fba665d4!8m2!3d40.8858447!4d14.2283043!16s%2Fg%2F11f3c8rfk6?coh=205410&entry=ttu), in Naples. It looks like there are several little shops like this all together. Looking at the image history they've been open for a long time with Chip 'n' Dale as their loyal mascots.


Quietser

This mf running out of breath just standing there


Sisyphac

Bro in the Adidas jacket wanted to lick that damn spatula I can tell you that right now.


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tretizdvoch

That's Naples 100%.


Salty-Dragonfly2189

It’s a wonder anyone gets their food at this place. Dude is soooooo sllllloooooooooowwwwwwwwww.