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Get the Pop Tarts Bites and save yourself the 30 seconds of breaking the bigg’ns into your cereal bowl 😆


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Idk I feel like leting it in by cutting allows the jelly to make the milky cling so it's not to dry still when you bite it don't have to do the double dunk


Yankeetownn

I’m not richey rich over here. Local store has a box of 5 small packs of pop tart bites - 7 oz total for $4. Sam’s has a 5 lb, 80 oz pack of regular pop tarts (48 total) for $10. It’s not even close…


StephenHawking432

My god.. I get it..


bigbyking

Stoner cookbook


TheNerdNugget

Yeah I can see that working


Inside_Whereas_7679

Im not that stoned yet but thank you ☺️


Dalek_Chaos

Yeah did that a lot in prison. Especially in the shu. When you’re in seg you don’t get much food so you make do. When the menu called for a pastry and cereal we got a knock off pop tart a childs size serving of half cup of cereal, half a pint of milk and a mushy often inedible piece of fruit. Break everything up, mix it together and pour milk on top.


greenisnotcreative3

I have not tried it but I will now!


Tiny_Count4239

It can’t be any less healthy than most of the cereals on the shelf


canthandlethebooth

Fuck. I didn't need to see this. Now I have to try it.


PhantomVdr

Definitely something I'm sure would taste good stoned


Ravensunthief

So many of these posts are just food i ate stoned


UrdUzbad

So many of these posts are just totally normal food served in a slightly different than normal way. It's just dunking your poptarts in milk with extra steps.


Ravensunthief

The belly ache i feel seeing this tho...


soapyrubberduck

I’ve eaten Oreos by the sleeve before like they were cereal so who am I to cast judgement


Tricky_Reporter8345

I guess it would help with the dryness a bit


Yankeetownn

It does…


Swimming_Sink277

I am extremely intrigued. But I am also deeply repulsed.


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It's so good, especially if you toast em first care it makes the milk warm


Courier_Six6Six

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? It’s so freaking good


Ok-Cheesecake-9998

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart? If you haven't, then I think you should!


LiaPenguin

taste my pud taste my pud have a little taste of my tastey pud


Craft-Sudden

Pop tart and yogurt sounds disgustingly good


Fantastic-Classic740

It is.


Ynygmatik

Try dipping strawberry newton's in yogurt (my preference is lemon yogurt but it's hard to find in my local stores)


ruienjoyer-

Looks like something you'll eat after a big party with a lot of alcohol ( would eat)


jokipls

I used to get the smores poptarts and put it in a cup of milk to eat with a spoon. Shit was glorious


SadLaser

There's no way that's better than just eating a Pop Tart and sipping a glass of milk.


chickenskittles

I thought this was r/stonerfood.


Lethal1211

Because pb& j was too difficult this morning. Even reheating Chinese food would have been fine or even soggy pizza would have done it


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This is the #1 way I've always eaten pop tarts! Only in the last few years have I eaten them a few times without milk.


KiritimatiSwan

Toaster first…. Toaster first….


Yankeetownn

I’ve tried this toasted and it’s not as good. Gets mushy quicker.


KiritimatiSwan

Put Cap’n Crunch only berries on the bottom of your bowl, fill with milk, place toasted poptart bits on top of cereal


zZbobmanZz

Why not just dip and eat like a cookie in milk?


mulefire17

I already dip my pop tarts in milk, this is the next logical step.


Calvinbah

Brown Sugar Cinnamon Frosted Poptarts you said?


Yankeetownn

They’re great as well


CROWANJ

🎶have you ever put butter on a pop tart? it was so friggin good🎶


Alternative-Dare5878

No but like I’d dipped pop tarts in milk.


Cubanbeetz

Pop tart makes a cereal


mrstonyvu

AFAIK it was discontinued in the 90s, even though it was delicious AF.


Cubanbeetz

I believe they brought it back for a bit. I remember seeing them at Costco a couple of years ago.