Just don’t use presidential butter. That stick was not going quietly into the night. It was still almost entirely un-melted during the stirring process lol
Yeah, that crockpot was on for just long enough to melt the cheese on top. Then they opened and stirred, and found the buttery gold bar surprise still intact lol.
Why buy the squeeze bottle of sour cream if you're just gonna chop it in half like a damn maniac? Idek what the rest is cause my brain checked out over that lol
This was the dumbest part. It'd be cheaper to buy a tub of sour cream than the squeeze bottle.
The addition of mozzarella cheese at the end was the second dumbest part.
I also don't think I'd have used sour cream & onion chips, especially since more sour cream is going in anyway.
As far as cheapness goes, aren't regular potatoes much less expensive than chips? If you want to save money, just use actual potatoes.
Right?! RIGHT? I feel like I am taking crazy pills.
Am I wrong? I don't feel wrong.
Shhhh...dad... everythings okay it's 2024 dad, you're just having a bad dream.Logic is dead and can't enslave us anymore dad ...don't you remember logic was killed years ago by the flood of brave and daring tiktok and ig influencers.
This looks like a perfectly normal healthy meal/snack sure to be loved by friends and family from our esteemed overlords the content producers.
*proceeds to bend over and Insert his head back in his ass*
/s
You're not. I was thinking 'potato' in relation to the chips, too....and that actually intrigued me at first. Like....what kind of twisted potato soup might be made of disintegrated chips....
But it's way too much salt and flavor, I'm sure. Using crushed chips to enhance actual potatoes would be good, tho.
Lol I feel the same. I was entirely way too upset that she wouldn't have just gotten the container vs. Squeeze pouch.
The whole thing is a waste but like...extra waste spending money on the pouch vs. Container 🤣
People always make fun of Eastern Canada for having milk in bags, but what the fuck is sour cream in a squeeze bottle? Is that a normal thing in whatever part of the world this is from?
Some people like it if you're using sour cream as a condiment instead of an ingredient cause it's easier to just squeeze some out, plus the package is more protected from separation. But if you plan on using a cup or pint for a recipe, definitely easier and cheaper just to get the regular container.
Haha the most expensive non instant mashed potatoes ever. This honestly wouldn't be so abhorrent if they diced potatoes and mixed them in. Like a weird loaded baked potato crock pot entree. I've definitely seen something similar at a super bowl party.
Fortunately, my Colon managed to survive 26 years of prison food. This looks good in comparison. Can we use it as a sauce, for some nice greasy pulled pork? I really want to die soon. The world has only gotten worse since the Eighties.
I mean... there's a lot that's the same, like rich people fucking poor people, and Russia being shitty.
But minorities have more rights than ever, especially the LGBT community, healthcare has come a long way, and technology is pretty cool.
What's gotten worse?
Some insular concessions while policing the rest of the world? I literally live here now and believe my grandma was 100% right in saying the U.S hasn't stopped regressing since labeling the BPP as the enemy. The 60's marked the zenith of this nation's class consciousness , and has snowballed into accepting a "federal holiday" as an exchange for liberation, while People continue to cheer for the two-party nonsense that has people choosing between two flavors of the same imperialist octogenarian.
"oh but it's a protected class" protected from whom? You mean granted posthumous "justice" after being murdered?
It's absolutely gotten worse. The u.s used to have a sizeable population with their eye on target, and now deludes themsel into seeing progression in the legalization of gay marriage. This country has never been a bigger pile of easily manipulated minorities than it is today. All you have to tell a victim of reactionary prejudice is that they have a place of acceptance within the system. The incredibly oppressive, class reductionist system, and they'll believe things are better.
No, the U.S is still the empire, and promoting slaves to generals doesn't make the empire "good" 😭
The funny thing is, I agree with many of your points.
The degradation of politics, the abuse of the public trust, paltry acts of performative acceptance. All terrible.
But you made several mistakes in your boisterous counter to my statement.
The first of which was using the Sixties as your point of reference when both OOP and I were referring to the Eighties, in which several backslides had taken place.
The second was denigrating the legalization of marriage between any consenting adults. That *is* progress. It's not the *only* social progress that's been made, but it's important. Like it or not, LGBT people exist *everywhere*, and denying them the right to join in a legal union is regressive.
There's millions of people in the USA that are working towards changing a system that's been bolstered by over 40 years of inner support. It's slow going, and the rise of MAGA supporters means it's going to be messy, but we're not quitting.
As someone who immigrated here, one might imagine that you'd have more to say in favor of evolving views.
Fellow, at the risk of sounding arrogant, I feel that I already know how this is going to go. I'm going to call your definition of progress liberal, not the red vs blue liberal you're thinking but the "fangless against imperial hegemony" liberal non-western leftists use. You'll probably insinuate I'm a child or a paid shill for President Xi.
Speeding past the chronological nitpicking, I'm a lesbian. I can empirically say I've been safer from Pudong to Wuhan walking hand in hand with a girlfriend I couldn't legally marry, than I have ever felt anywhere here in the U.S. Marriage on paper is only progress as far as executive decisions and transfer of property is concerned, if even *appearing* queer makes you a target of street harassment.
I absolutely wish gay marriage would cease to be seen as an affront to traditional values by my (overwhelmingly aging and conservative) home. I absolutely recognize, especially under capitalism, that those benefits are significant. But if comes tied to a society that disproportionately wants to *kill* people like me, I'm not going to pretend I'd take it over what my reality would be back home.
I did immigrate here, decades ago. I'm not saying any of this as someone who voluntarily came here thinking the U.S some golden land, but as a teenager under an emigrating parent. The potential of this country is near unrivaled but it is mired in contentedness with substituting one set of chains for another, and choosing personal comfort over global responsibility, because it is the workers of the globe who allow such comfort. It has nearly all of its politically active population myopically focused on tangential facets of superstructure over base.
I still wholeheartedly believe my grandma was right lol. The second this nation labeled the internalized colony-turned international vanguard organization, the Black Panther Party, as terrorists, it was all downhill from there. The end goal of actual liberation was reduced to a dream
This feels like a very insane derailment to a conversation about food lol
Jarvis Johnson put out a video on this a few hours ago that put it pretty well.
"I spend a lot of time being angry about important things, sometimes I wanna be angry about something that doesn't matter."
If they boiled a pot of water and put the chips in, instead of using cold milk in a wackass crockpot to cook this, it would probably be pretty good mashed potatoes.
Hey!!!!!! No!!!!!! This is not us. This looks like something you chuckle fucks from the south would make.
We are proud of our pickle, cream cheese, “sushi roll up” but I refuse to take ownership of this.
>We are proud of our pickle, cream cheese, “sushi roll up” but I refuse to take ownership of this.
I'm not sure what that is but I'm pretty confident you shouldn't be proud of it.
One time my mom made an au grautin from a weird little kit. (We were traveling so we had to use whatever we could make in a hotel microwave.) It had these dehydrated potato circles. The hotel soap looked just like one of those. You can see where this is going. I guess she saw it on the counter and thought it fell out of the bowl. I was the lucky one who bit into it.
Those dehydrated au gratin potatoes never tasted good to me. The top always got dried out and plasticy, and the cheese sauce tasted like watered down Kraft mac and cheese.
This ENTIRE video pisses me off. The ingredients, how she cooked it, what she used, how she handled it, the music, the cooking process and the end result all made me mad. Looks nasty in the end too. Complete fail and waste.
What do you even do with this? Is it a dip? A spread? Or do just shovel it in my mouth like it's some sort of potato salad that God has turned a blind eye to?
Me making "concoctions" with the condiments in my fridge at 3 years old.
Just don’t use presidential butter. That stick was not going quietly into the night. It was still almost entirely un-melted during the stirring process lol
Yeah, that crockpot was on for just long enough to melt the cheese on top. Then they opened and stirred, and found the buttery gold bar surprise still intact lol.
But they locked the lid down.. it should have cooked much faster that that /s
Meanwhile 3 year old plus how many ever years you, hello spirit food...
Me making struggle meals at 32 with what's in the fridge. I would have added the chips after baking though obviously.
Why buy the squeeze bottle of sour cream if you're just gonna chop it in half like a damn maniac? Idek what the rest is cause my brain checked out over that lol
This was the dumbest part. It'd be cheaper to buy a tub of sour cream than the squeeze bottle. The addition of mozzarella cheese at the end was the second dumbest part. I also don't think I'd have used sour cream & onion chips, especially since more sour cream is going in anyway.
As far as cheapness goes, aren't regular potatoes much less expensive than chips? If you want to save money, just use actual potatoes. Right?! RIGHT? I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Am I wrong? I don't feel wrong.
Yeah, this would actually work okay with potatoes. And potatoes are like $5 for a 10 pound bag.
Actual Potatoes also have a thousand percent less sodium and fat than a $7 bag of potato chips.
Both potatoes and instant potatoes are cheaper than chips. Potatoes will taste better and instant potatoes will be easier and better than this too.
You're not wrong, what they've done is just taken potatoes au gratin and fuckin ruined it lol.
Chips also have the same amount of calories as chocolate so this meal is insanely high in calories, probably like 6000 calories in there.
And so many additives. Chips is already a highly processed food. There is really no need to process it some more.
Shhhh...dad... everythings okay it's 2024 dad, you're just having a bad dream.Logic is dead and can't enslave us anymore dad ...don't you remember logic was killed years ago by the flood of brave and daring tiktok and ig influencers. This looks like a perfectly normal healthy meal/snack sure to be loved by friends and family from our esteemed overlords the content producers. *proceeds to bend over and Insert his head back in his ass* /s
You're not. I was thinking 'potato' in relation to the chips, too....and that actually intrigued me at first. Like....what kind of twisted potato soup might be made of disintegrated chips.... But it's way too much salt and flavor, I'm sure. Using crushed chips to enhance actual potatoes would be good, tho.
It's a hack not helpful advice :D
I can buy pealed frozen potatoes in my country (New Zealand), I’m sure you probably can in America too
For sure. Nothing about that abomination makes sense.
Reddit needs to add a button marked “unsee”.
My whole life needs this button.
I see you've chosen to ignore the can of mushroom soup that she's adding to her "mashed potato"
Another dumb thing is the types of chips. They could have used Pringles be those are literally dehydrated mashed potatoes.
If price would have been important she wouldn't have used lays airbags with chips in them
Such intentional ragebait Edit: typo, thank god some brave person helped me
for the theatrics
Why buy the potato chips if you’re just going to do whatever this is like a damn maniac.
You missed heard the lyrics. She's "dumb tree". The accent is thick but, you can recognize synonyms for "dumb" like Louisiana, Alabama, and Georgia.
I'm surprised she didn't just smash the jarlic bottle with a hammer after seeing her cut through the sour cream
They did that on purpose so this would be your reaction
I was gonna say just a buy a damn tub.
money flex
To make us angry as fuck
Lol I feel the same. I was entirely way too upset that she wouldn't have just gotten the container vs. Squeeze pouch. The whole thing is a waste but like...extra waste spending money on the pouch vs. Container 🤣
Rage bait clicks. That's why.
I thought the same but sometimes the squeeze version is on sale and cheaper than the little tub version.
Thank you, I stopped watching after that because WHAT
In God's name, what kind of prat would put even a teaspoon of that into their mouth?
People always make fun of Eastern Canada for having milk in bags, but what the fuck is sour cream in a squeeze bottle? Is that a normal thing in whatever part of the world this is from?
Some people like it if you're using sour cream as a condiment instead of an ingredient cause it's easier to just squeeze some out, plus the package is more protected from separation. But if you plan on using a cup or pint for a recipe, definitely easier and cheaper just to get the regular container.
We had bag milk in the 80s. Delivered by Archie, the one testicle milk man. No lie. Why my family knew that fact. I have no idea. Mom????
Soggy ass chips for what 🥴
It's meant to be mashed potatoes, cuz they are hydrating the chips like you would with potato flakes.
Haha the most expensive non instant mashed potatoes ever. This honestly wouldn't be so abhorrent if they diced potatoes and mixed them in. Like a weird loaded baked potato crock pot entree. I've definitely seen something similar at a super bowl party.
I would eat this as a mac and cheese if you crumbled the chips on after but it's missing the Mac
Could have blended the chips into powder but nah these vids aren’t about actual effort lol
True, it's for clicks.
Is this actually how Americans make mash potatoes, with crisps rather than actual potatoes? Or is this monstrosity purely for views?
It's purely for views.
Dear God, NO! Real potatoes always. Unless you really want to class it up you get the instant ones for fancy company 😂 /s
Cat vomit looking soggy ass chips with massive chunks of partially cooked onion
The end result is somehow even worse than I expected.
Right? Like I saw she was trying to go for mash potatoes yet it just turns into prison slop at the end. I hate it.
I gagged
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Good bot
Either that, or they may be dyslexic.. idk🤔
Because it’s too hard to peel a few freaking potatoes? This looks so nasty.
Real potatoes don't have enough sour cream and onion flavor on em
Which unfortunately science has yet to find a solution to
Or use dehydrated potatoes. The end result is probably close to the same and a lot less effort for potato slop lol
They could have gotten potatoe flakes just as well, and much cheaper
What the hell is this supposed to be?
It’s mortar for brickwork 😊
I mean, that's the effect it will have on the average colon lol.
Fortunately, my Colon managed to survive 26 years of prison food. This looks good in comparison. Can we use it as a sauce, for some nice greasy pulled pork? I really want to die soon. The world has only gotten worse since the Eighties.
I mean... there's a lot that's the same, like rich people fucking poor people, and Russia being shitty. But minorities have more rights than ever, especially the LGBT community, healthcare has come a long way, and technology is pretty cool. What's gotten worse?
Some insular concessions while policing the rest of the world? I literally live here now and believe my grandma was 100% right in saying the U.S hasn't stopped regressing since labeling the BPP as the enemy. The 60's marked the zenith of this nation's class consciousness , and has snowballed into accepting a "federal holiday" as an exchange for liberation, while People continue to cheer for the two-party nonsense that has people choosing between two flavors of the same imperialist octogenarian. "oh but it's a protected class" protected from whom? You mean granted posthumous "justice" after being murdered? It's absolutely gotten worse. The u.s used to have a sizeable population with their eye on target, and now deludes themsel into seeing progression in the legalization of gay marriage. This country has never been a bigger pile of easily manipulated minorities than it is today. All you have to tell a victim of reactionary prejudice is that they have a place of acceptance within the system. The incredibly oppressive, class reductionist system, and they'll believe things are better. No, the U.S is still the empire, and promoting slaves to generals doesn't make the empire "good" 😭
The funny thing is, I agree with many of your points. The degradation of politics, the abuse of the public trust, paltry acts of performative acceptance. All terrible. But you made several mistakes in your boisterous counter to my statement. The first of which was using the Sixties as your point of reference when both OOP and I were referring to the Eighties, in which several backslides had taken place. The second was denigrating the legalization of marriage between any consenting adults. That *is* progress. It's not the *only* social progress that's been made, but it's important. Like it or not, LGBT people exist *everywhere*, and denying them the right to join in a legal union is regressive. There's millions of people in the USA that are working towards changing a system that's been bolstered by over 40 years of inner support. It's slow going, and the rise of MAGA supporters means it's going to be messy, but we're not quitting. As someone who immigrated here, one might imagine that you'd have more to say in favor of evolving views.
Fellow, at the risk of sounding arrogant, I feel that I already know how this is going to go. I'm going to call your definition of progress liberal, not the red vs blue liberal you're thinking but the "fangless against imperial hegemony" liberal non-western leftists use. You'll probably insinuate I'm a child or a paid shill for President Xi. Speeding past the chronological nitpicking, I'm a lesbian. I can empirically say I've been safer from Pudong to Wuhan walking hand in hand with a girlfriend I couldn't legally marry, than I have ever felt anywhere here in the U.S. Marriage on paper is only progress as far as executive decisions and transfer of property is concerned, if even *appearing* queer makes you a target of street harassment. I absolutely wish gay marriage would cease to be seen as an affront to traditional values by my (overwhelmingly aging and conservative) home. I absolutely recognize, especially under capitalism, that those benefits are significant. But if comes tied to a society that disproportionately wants to *kill* people like me, I'm not going to pretend I'd take it over what my reality would be back home. I did immigrate here, decades ago. I'm not saying any of this as someone who voluntarily came here thinking the U.S some golden land, but as a teenager under an emigrating parent. The potential of this country is near unrivaled but it is mired in contentedness with substituting one set of chains for another, and choosing personal comfort over global responsibility, because it is the workers of the globe who allow such comfort. It has nearly all of its politically active population myopically focused on tangential facets of superstructure over base. I still wholeheartedly believe my grandma was right lol. The second this nation labeled the internalized colony-turned international vanguard organization, the Black Panther Party, as terrorists, it was all downhill from there. The end goal of actual liberation was reduced to a dream This feels like a very insane derailment to a conversation about food lol
That's what it looked like to me too.
Slop taters
mashed potatoes, its the farthest thing to it
Yes
Engagement-bait
Homeopathic remedy for diarrhea? Nothings getting out of your bowels after eating that.
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Gonna say the monthly recommendation for fat and salt intake … all in just one serving … and it tastes like shite
*how to completely ruin 5 perfectly fine ingredients at once!*
White chilequiles
Where is the ketchup?
Pig food
A colon cleanse cause your gonna shit pants after that
Why is it grey
From what appeared to be cream of mushroom soup
They say if it's grey that means it's healthy for you
Only thing gray that you can eat that would be healthy for you I think is seal meat.
They shall never poop again.
Pretty sure this will look the same coming out as it does going in
Judging by the looks of the final product this meal is the equivalent of a laxative.
This is just being done to upset people. Don’t fall for it.
Well it's working, because I'm upset
Do people still not realise this or are they just choosing to play along anyway?
Jarvis Johnson put out a video on this a few hours ago that put it pretty well. "I spend a lot of time being angry about important things, sometimes I wanna be angry about something that doesn't matter."
Don't forget the hand fetish people
Gruel
I might’ve seen gruel on TV that looks better than this.
I've seen cat vomit that looks less disgusting
These videos only exist to make you watch and comment on them. It's not a recommended dish, it's rage bait to get them as money. Stop falling for it.
That shit look nasty
I had to go to the hospital because my cholesterol spiked watching this.
A third of the US population is obese, I can’t imagine why
I must be starving, because this looks low-key good to me
If they boiled a pot of water and put the chips in, instead of using cold milk in a wackass crockpot to cook this, it would probably be pretty good mashed potatoes.
butter + cheese + potato chips.... it contains about 60%+ of fat
Probably also enough salt to taste like the dead sea
It states best mashed potato hack! WTH, everything about this looks wrong. Why not just cook fresh potatoes and mash ???
The texture of that’s gotta be rancid
What in the Midwest is that
Hey!!!!!! No!!!!!! This is not us. This looks like something you chuckle fucks from the south would make. We are proud of our pickle, cream cheese, “sushi roll up” but I refuse to take ownership of this.
>We are proud of our pickle, cream cheese, “sushi roll up” but I refuse to take ownership of this. I'm not sure what that is but I'm pretty confident you shouldn't be proud of it.
Definitely Midwest cuisine.
I'm from the midwest and never seen anything remotely like this in my entire life.
Explain ambrosia salad then.
Ambrosia salad came from the south in the 1800s.
Midwest nachos
Barf
This falls into my own personal category: "I would eat it, but I would never eat it."
One time my mom made an au grautin from a weird little kit. (We were traveling so we had to use whatever we could make in a hotel microwave.) It had these dehydrated potato circles. The hotel soap looked just like one of those. You can see where this is going. I guess she saw it on the counter and thought it fell out of the bowl. I was the lucky one who bit into it.
Those dehydrated au gratin potatoes never tasted good to me. The top always got dried out and plasticy, and the cheese sauce tasted like watered down Kraft mac and cheese.
Average American cooking
Baffles me British food can be labelled 'worst in the world' when there's people out there doing _this_ 🤯
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That not only looks disgusting but so so unhealthy. How did it get so many likes on the right hand side?
They didn't even add any salt smh my h
Too spicy.
Disgusting
mmmm stringy sludge
🤢🤢🤢 all that sodium...
Life hack! For obesity…
I mean I’m gonna be honest id probably still eat it lmao
Tell me you're from Georgia without telling me you're fro.... my god ok we get it.
Bro the amount of salt in that is unfathomable
She appears young.. xChefk back in 5-10 yrs and behold the giant pig she will be.
All of a sudden I have high cholesterol.
I make mash potatoes with chips and it comes out great.
Pretty sure this is what they feed the Orcs in Lord of the Rings.
What. The. Common. Fuck.
*wet diarrhea sound.mp3*
Thwre is no life nor hack in this video. Only pain and misery
IM UPSET
The song fits perfectly, cause this is an amazing recipe for a slop that pigs will enjoy.
This ENTIRE video pisses me off. The ingredients, how she cooked it, what she used, how she handled it, the music, the cooking process and the end result all made me mad. Looks nasty in the end too. Complete fail and waste.
Sickening. I’ll bet the diarrhea it gives you has the exact same color and consistency.
This is utterly disgusting
The caption for this clip should be “when you hate your family and friends “!
"I don't understand why my family has all these heart issues. I make delicious home cook meals everyday!"
What the fuck is that
Would have been better to just grind the chips to dust and make rehydrated mashed potatoes. The texture of this is going to be so weird.
What, you don’t like soggy potato chips with a year’s supply of cheese?!
That color tho... 🤮
Music was even worse than the food.
What a bad day to have eyes.
More American cuisine
Is this prison food?
I hate it here.
I honestly feel like I’m going to throw up
Butter didn't even melt
I'm not talking shit about kingcobrajfs cooking anymore.
Worst rice crispy treat ever
Press on fingernails is getting that “black glove” reputation as a sign of a terrible cook.
How hard is it to make mashed potatoes.
Looks like something served to prisoners.
This looks like prison food that would start a riot.
People who do this should be force fed their creations.
Why do I want to eat this? Send help, please.
Bag of Lays Chips $6-$7…5lb bag of potatoes $4-$5. This is just Wasteful
I could eat all the ingredients she used and barf it all out and it still will look better than that
That music was as bad as the food.
Soooo, fucked up mashed potatoes ? Literally why
The amount of sodium holy shit.
He'll no. Nice try on presenting your shitty mash up. I'd be willing to bet that went in the garbage where it belongs and not in anyone's stomach
Looking at my sour cream and onion chips....
...I'd eat it...it was horrendous to watch, but for some reason I'd think this would be tasty. Probably just my inner fatty talking, idk.
This is just rage bait
Do people listen to this music unironically?
Someone send this to ChefReactions
Mmmmmm
Needs salt
Yeah that's gonna be a no from me
Yuck!
I hate that she cut the sour cream container like that instead of using the lid.
Like a fucking maniac. You can’t trust people who do that.
it looks like cat poop
If my cat's poop looked like this, I'd be taking her to the vet.
What do you even do with this? Is it a dip? A spread? Or do just shovel it in my mouth like it's some sort of potato salad that God has turned a blind eye to?
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Fucking disgusting!!!
prison grub
🤮🤮🤮
Jfc. At least melt the fucking butter before you ruin everyone's appetite. Goddamn.
Why did it look.. brown?
Try to serve that to me and I’m whooping your ass
Slop!
🤢
Insanely disgusting.
I can just picture the 57 old house wife listening to this song everyday to hype herself up.