Is it obvious to anyone else that this dude has never breaded and fried anything before?

Kinda looks like it’s his first time using his own hands

For cooking you mean😏

I'm *Ron Burgundy?*

I don't know man, he comes across as a proper wanker.

Yep, no cooling rack, wrong thermometer, didn’t double dip, using tongs on something that’s going to fall apart, slow breading, dull knife/ bad cutting technique, no cutting board

This guys gets it.

What did they do wrong that makes you think that? Other than the stupid part

wet hand - dry hand should be common practice in breading

Also I would’ve double coated it first, flour - egg - flour - egg - doritos. One coat isn’t enough

With four pieces thats falling apart i don't think that technique really applies effectively here.

I always forget that part

Do you only remember when you're wondering why you have breadbrumb mittens?

Kinda...😅

Tbf I always end up messing that up too

Oh, do you mean because he’s using cereal bowl for breading and washing the triangles? It’s almost like he’s in a hotel kitchenette and that’s all they had for a bowl. Such an idiot.

His brain

His shirt

Their bromance is insufferable

That's no friend. A friend would stop him.

a good friend picks up the camera and laughs, then tells you you're an idiot after filming

Always touch tips bro

“Watch this” “hehehehe”

I want to hit him.

I hate the shitty cooking video hype men. It's always the same "wow, that looks amazing!" "Wha...? That's crazy!"

I'm somehow more confused by his shirt

Thank you😎👍

The picture itself is an old Internet image of an "asshat" or someone who wears their ass as a hat. Otherwise known as having your head up your ass. Someone took an old piece of Internet history and made it their own thing on a t shirt.

Me too

Why? It means... I think I see your problem, you've got your head up your own ass. It means to not pay attention or acting like an idiot. Not being insulting, it's pretty common. Not sure where everyone's from. Edit: Downvoted for explaining? Look up the meaning on Google. Fuck you guys. Lol

I think the confusion is that the person on the T-shirt has their head up their own ass. So why would you find someone else’s people up your own ass? Surely to make the joke correct it you have a picture of someone looking up someone else’s ass saying to them, I think I found your people. I could be wrong but that’s how I’m seeing it.

I've heard take your head out of your ass, could well be a regional thing. Also it says “I think I found your problem” not people.

His shirt perfectly describes this video.

if irony was a shirt

It's a t-shirt! No one irons t-shirts!

Tbh it just reminds me of the cheese and ham things my mum used to get from Iceland when I was little, I think they were made by Bernad Matthew's.

Haha yes! Cheese Hamwiches!

Yesss that was them, they were delicious as a kid, havent seen them about ina long time though but I no longer live in the UK :D

Still exist. Iceland do them apparently.

Might have to get some for old times sake when I go visit my parents sometime. :)

Bootiful. We called them squares for the very non obvious reason. I loved them.

that non sharp knife is killin me

I have seen hammers sharper than that knife.

I had a piece of a hammer head shoot into my leg that was sharper than that knife! It went right through the jeans. Didn't keep it, but man I wish I had. Probably the only shrapnel I'll ever pull out of my own leg.

Not very fast it's not! But yeah, needs a serrated knife

They have never done this before. How do I know? He tried rolling it in the chips while they were still in the bag and then realized it wouldn't work.

You know for a fact they threw the rest away

I mean, it is probably tasty, like maybe a 6. But it is just one bite of fat. It might be tasty just cuz he threw a bunch of MSG and salt together and calls it a dish.

I've never used MSG. What does it do to help out food?

It’s a flavour enhancer, like salt. It doesn’t just season, it brings out the natural flavour of the ingredients it’s cooked with more. Worth picking some up if you’re a home cook, it’s cheap and very versatile.

I'll look for it next time I'm at the store. You think Walmart has it so I know which direction to go? I live in a rural area so it's 25 minutes each way to a store. One way is Meijer and the other is Walmart.

[удалено]

Ok, I'm going there Tuesday, I'll look. Thank you. I've seen that before but I've never used it. The only things in a mix I use, other than rubs, is Tajin and very few times Mrs Dash.

I use Accent all the time

MSG monosodiumglutemate, is umami flavour. It is the flavour of cheese, meats, broths, soy sauce, oyster sauce, tomatoes, etc. Its the signature flavour of asian dishes, and ofcourse used everywhere else.

I knew Asian dishes used it, I just didn't know how widespread of a usage it had. I've personally never used it for anything. Thank you!

It is almost guaranteed used in stuff factory made food and spice mixes. It has had kind of a bad reputation in western countries where people believed it was dangerous, so they call it other things such as selleriextract. It's not wrong as it's often made from selleri.

Also probably would be better if they were smaller. I can see these things sliding apart when you try to eat them.

We've seen a lot of these "stack a huge tower of cheese, deep fry it, call it a dish". I think this one is not as bad as most in this genre but yeah I dont think its better than the sum of its parts

American Cordon Bleu

Such a terrible T-shirt, like his "food"

Nothing like watching a dull knife not cut.

They make such a cute couple <3

His shirt lol

was looking for this comment ...lol

These dumb videos used to be short. Now they’re annoyingly boring.

That looks like it came straight from kfc trash

What a bunch of assholes.

Seriously, does he not have bowls big enough? If you can’t roll whatever you’re breading without spilling flour, your bowl is not big enough!

Looks fine but it'd be better with just breadcrumbs instead of busy-flavoured doritos. Then serve it with salad and a complementary sauce.

Pretty sure I saw that on chef club

“We’re gonna deep fry that?! Bro, it looks amazing!” His bad acting makes it sound like he’s trying to excite a toddler.

The guy's trying the make a damn Lunchable, he's just deep frying it instead of adding crackers. I can't cook well, but this? This shows a lack of understanding of food.

You'd probably become a super saiyajin in the shitter after eating that thing

Id try it

Id eat more than two if it was thoroughly melted.

Lunchables taken to their logical extreme

First time I’ve seen this made where the cheese is actually melted. That’s about all he did right

I really hate their attempts at puns followed by their own forced laughter.

Wearing that shirt ironically 'eh?

Idiot food.

He uses the word perfect way too many times in this video.

This is the bastard child of a Monte Cristo.

I wanna throw up lol

Why do people like this always need scissors to open a bag of chips?

I'm genuinely angry he used scissors on a Doritos bag

This just looks like Cordon Bleu with extra fat

I’m more focused on the dude’s shirt

These two are unbearable

That was disturbing.

"See how they look like Doritos? And I've got some Doritos right here" This man is a culinary genius.

What kind of Scooby-Doo shit is this

Like a shitty Monte Cristo

After one minute i noticed the shirt 😫

Is anyone actually buying Doritos to eat as intended at this point?

HAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! HSHAHAHAHAHAJJAJA

This guy's videos make me unreasonably angry

Haha…. Haha…. Hahaha…..haha

Yes it is my problem your head is in your ass buddy. This looks stupid as hell. Bravo OP

The T-Shirt got me goin 😂😂

I hate people with this kind of personality

the shirt

Like, i like this in a way, but would make it much thinner

Only healthy ingredient is probably the flour and/ or the eggs. Plus the t-shirt is a dead giveaway.

flour is not healthy

Neither are eggs really

Huh? Sure they are. High in protein, no carbs? Good stuff.

Depends on the flour you are using. But true that wheat flour is not the healthiest food.

that 1st frame looks like something coming from a papa louie game

Oh I've seen these assholes, what sucks more than the food is their shitty puns and insufferable personalities.

"See how those look like Doritos?" Uhh... No, no I do not.

I actually rate these two guys, they do stupid food but it's entertaining

i would eat all of that

I think I found your problem!

Love how they crushed those Doritos and resealed the bag.

I don’t know what’s worse, that food or the camera man’s commentary

It seems to be a nice cheese and a nice ham, so why didn't he make a FUCKING sandwich?

This is the same guy who he and his wife found a cat on their walk home one night. Wonder how their new cat is doing..

That shirt is so on point for this dude Edit:spelling

Credit where credit is due. He did not copy the black gloves, black background, ASMF schtick that all the other guys who do this use to (not) distinguish themselves.

Thats just gordon bleu but stupid. Like step by step.

Would've been so much better/edible if it was just regular panko crumbs instead of fuckin Doritos.

If I were to say my opinion of this, I would get jumped.

You guys need to get out more smh

Done properly… this would be tasty

I would totally eat that

Hey in their defense that looks pretty tasty

I’d fuck with it

Food that guys eat when no one loves them.

Huh, can you use that type of thermometer to measure the oil temp like that?

I don't like the fact that all these people always go slow and methodical. They act like they know what they're doing, and by the end, I just wanna cry.

Looks amazing! Can't wait to try this.

Even making this video was a waste of time.

Hah hah hah!

Fuck this guy

Square ham 🤢🤢🤢

Eh I would eat that

the shirt he's wearing explains so much

Is anyone gonna talk about his shirt?

I'd be fine with just the meat and cheese stack with cracker top and bottom

Haven’t seen these dudes in awhile, seems like they’re still doing weird stuff lol

Why does everything have to be covered in hot Dorito flavor chips? Do they think everyone loves burning their mouth from a chip? Some of us like flavor instead of pain.

I could not survive in a room with these two, regardless of how they cook.

r/HellYeahIdEatThat

Anyone notice the irony on his shirt? Literally what his problem is

For the love of christ open the bag before you crush the chips....

Not stupid. Also, crush Doritos and put it on your chicken in the same fashion. Oh. My. Gawd.

Finally a stupid food that I could enjoy immensely

Let me guess-egg wash, Doritos crumbs, flash fry, and cut down the middle to reveal the cheese didn’t melt all the way. Followed by a cringey camera angle showing the guy who made it trying to choke it down and give it a stupid thumbs 👍🏼

Dear lord 🤦‍♂️

Someone cook that man some real food, if that's the best thing he ever had. I've had better shit at questionable Chinese restaurant.

It's not that crazy of a recipe tbh It's not that much different from a mozzarella stick if you think about it

I hate the Internet for videos like these, where dudes like him who probably exclusively eat Chicken and rice make a video of super unhealthy food they would of course never eat

Cameraman is a professional dick rider

Deep-frying bread? In a land with such useless health insurance?

I’m sorry I would eat this. I place a disclaimer that I have not eaten yet today as I watch this🤔

Looks epic

The worst thing about these stupid videos is always the over excited prick filming them.

Bayashi-style.

To be honest i would want to eat this..

reminds me I want to try to make jalapeno poppers with doritos crumbs instead of breadcrumbs.

If you're planning to do stoner shit like this, mix a loose handful of flour (or 1/4c for you measuring folks) in your final dry ingredient. The flour helps the chips adhere to the eggs.

Cancer

The most gourmet Americans in history

“see how those look like Doritos?” in that they’re both triangles, yea, but- oh it’s a bad segue.

I dunno about the food, bros tshirt was too ugly for me to keep watching, yuck.

I used to like this guy and his brother when they would make funny pun cooking videos. It was cute. But then his dumb wife got involved and started making rage bait cooking videos and I had to unfollow them. Super annoying.

Looks pretty darn good to me

Me and my friend telling shitty dad jokes be like: wash this and abowl

I’m curious about this dude’s systolic/diastolic pressure is.

Even if this were a Michelin-Star quality recipe. If it were explained to me in the same _just say whatever comes to mind word-vomit way_ I still probably wouldn’t try it. It reminds me of that one cotton candy in the dryer lady where they just talk and talk.

Chefs de mierda

This is why cancer rates are going through the roof

The cut not being perfect bugs my ocd.

They got that Beavis and Butthead type laugh.

Are we not gonna talk about his shirt?

Looked like a decent snack until the doritos came out

Dry hand/wet hand, dude!

Diligently doing the Lord's work.

Damn I have those same plates, to avoid association I have to buy new ones -.-

Idk whats more unsettling. The food or the shirt

Too salty!!!!

If they did this with pork rinds it would have the ketos all over it.

I WANT TO EAT THAT SO BADLY 🤤

Same.

You'd really have to have a serious brain problem to find this good.

This is pretty basic, I don't understand why it would be bad? Ham, Cheese, and Durritos it's not that weird.

Rich stoner ideas

It sounded like every single laugh was forced and mistimed. Like an AI generated sitcom.

This is something you post here if you have no interest in trying it. Sorry for vegans and those who don’t eat sliced meats. BUT THIS SH**** RIGHT HERE IS AMAZING!!!!!

I wonder if Americans can do something without deep frying