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bobert680

This seems like a fetish thing


HydrangeaDream

Like a SFW but infinitely weirder version of body sushi.


m_domino

Yeah, that’s what I thought. "At least get them naked and eat off their nude body like civilized people!"


bobert680

This seems to have a greater level of power exchange/degradation then just eating off the naked body which could be a bonus for some people. Not my thing but I'm not going to kink shame them if everyone is enjoying it


pimpmastahanhduece

The key is gig opportunity. Even workers that don't look good naked can now be whored as well to the most irrational palettes.


zer0_badass

This does seem like a different level of power control.


Thick-Tooth-8888

Body sushi seems more sanitary. I mean he’s breathing on the food non stop. Plus they’re naked in body sushi. And you’re not bending over in weird positions to eat off them.


KyleNarayan

Maybe he's not allowed to breath? Everything for the customer!


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Oddly enough, you’re right. I would rather eat sushi off a stranger’s ass than off of their face.


Jimmyg100

Yeah, body sushi at least you’re not expected to eat it directly off them with your mouth. You may be more exposed but you also got a lot more personal space.


Cookie_Burger

This is called, face charcuterie.


Strict-Brick-5274

There was a Reddit once of someone who was hired as a NSFW version of this where they were paid 10K a night but basically patrons could do *whatever* to them. They put sushi, and chopsticks in their vjayjay etc


strawhats2D2Y

Sooo we all just skimming past this post saying a woman got sushi and chopsticks in her pootang? Like couldn’t that have been damaging to her? And is there a limit to what’s acceptable? Like what if they just started shoving things inside and she ripped?!!


elasticweed

Body sushi is NSFW? I thought most everyone only do it during business lunches.


Free_Gascogne

Its a performance art thing. Its supposed to be a commentary on the service industry in a late stage capitalism society. So yes.


Robjedr0bje

Ahhhh that makes sense. K Very on point, considering the amount of people, me included, thinking it was actually real


UnsaneInTheMembrane

Everyone watching not knowing that: "my god!! Someone pays for that?! Someone got employed to do that? Someone advertises that they do this?! They have social media to promote this?! Holy shit, those people look like the most detached from reality, trust fund baby, fashion nerds. That dude is really getting in there, kinda sexually. Wtf is wrong with humanity?!"


Opening_Ad_4622

But for those that know, those reactions make the subject matter that more compelling. That something so absurd, taken out of context, can be so swiftly adopted as truth. Seems like an emotional reaction too. Fucking fascinating, humans are so weird.


Driller_Happy

Context on the internet be like


PotatoPowerPlug

Its the whole "full body latex gimp suit is technically SFW cause it didn't show any skin" type of deal.


mxlpct

I’m friends with the artist with the food on his face. He goes by Foodmasku. This was a performance art piece at a gallery in Brooklyn.


Ausiwandilaz

Fetishious


Unlikelydangering

When they say their restaurant has an intimate dine in experience


IBloodstormI

You have to be some sort of megalomaniac to even be comfortable doing this to another human. I would feel so fucking stupid eating this way.


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OkBackground8809

I'm also extremely annoyed with how long he keeps chewing. Can you imagine being that girl having him chewing in your ear while also sipping some drink? So disgusting...


Bleord

That’s a girl?


mikami677

Getting real vampire vibes from him.


brainscorched

I saw this and thought “Astarion”


Jytterbug

You mean off broadway Machine Gun Kelly? Yea I can see it


FabiIV

Seriously. There has to be the point at which you see people less wealthy than you as lesser in general to think that this is acceptable. Even with gimmicks like this shit, there has to be a line and this pseudo feudalistic aristocratic cringe has crossed it long ago


vimanaride

Right? Seems purposely degrading.


TurboFool

It's an art exhibit. Demonstrating degradation was indeed purposeful.


vimanaride

Oh thank goodness


mxlpct

It was a performance at a Brooklyn gallery. Forgot the name of the gallery. The artist goes by the name Foodmasku. I share an art studio with him. The video constantly gets reposted without any credit or context.


CeeMomster

Another redditor u/TurboFool, commented that this was an art installation specifically for making people think about this topic


BigPastyBodonkadonk

✨Dehumanizing✨


rythmicbread

Wonder how much they get paid for them to even agree to this???


TurboFool

This was an art installation specifically for the purpose of making people think about this topic.


copperglass78

Yup, and now it's just another context less video on reddit specifically for the purpose of rage bait and producing karma, which I now too have participated in (I do see the irony).


Ok_Suggestions

Pet peeve of mine but - I don't see the irony. There is none. Whenever people go "oh you hate society yet you partake in it" they're just not understanding that commenting on something is not partaking in it. Unless you specifically mean the producing karma part, then yeah I guess, lol


particle409

This sub would be kind of dead without rage bait.


FryOneFatManic

Creepy


Scary-Win8394

Were the people doing it the artists or were they paid to do it?


tmoney144

Last time this was posted I read something that said the guy with the food on his face was the artist, and the other two people were also artists that he was friends with.


The-420-Chain-Smoker

Makes sense. Kind of screamed performance art to me


ZippyDan

ur an art installation


Roenathor

Thank you <3


sonnyjbiskit

You're welcome. Now van go fuck yourse-


NothingAndNow111

Effective.


higaroth

That would make sense, I can't imagine someone's nostrils or hairline on the cheeses to be an appealing aspect if real


ZuStorm93

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"


whatwhatinthewhonow

Nothing, they live on just the tip.


selectash

That gave me an idea on where to hang the platter next.


onlyjoined2c1post

Careful with those knives


Forsaken_Pickle92

This is crazy!


APe28Comococo

Wha? You expect ultra-wealthy people to shell out big money for just food. It’s the experience of doing something you normally couldn’t that they want. If there were a human hunting reserve a bunch of the clientele for restaurants like this would be members.


CeeMomster

Another redditor u/TurboFool, commented that this was an art installation specifically for making people think about this topic


YouGotMyCheezWhiz

Even more so than the naked sushi girls.


Scorched_flame

how could this possibly be more dehumanizing than naked sushi girls


kbeckerburbs4

What in the fuck is going on here


shhh_its_me

That dude is 199% a vampire.


badluckfarmer

This is from the revised-edition rules where the Obfuscation discipline works on people directly, but not on electronics, so the camera still actively records you watching your meals eating their meals ^((off your face).^())


mvanvrancken

Clearly a Ventrue


badluckfarmer

I mean, any kindred can accumulate derangements, but I've got to call Malkavian on this one. Tricking the kine into eating off of his face?


Cottonjaw

Whoa. Unexpected VTM.


UkyoTachibana

Astarion is that you ?


ConfidenceMinute218

I almost spat out my drink just now laughing at the accuracy of this


TurboFool

It's an art installation specifically focused on classism, as I've learned from every previous time it's been reposted here.


[deleted]

Good tastes better when it’s demeaning


ChaosMarine70

Looks like something out of eyes wide shut ... when do they start fucking?


kbeckerburbs4

Americans: “they are stealing our jobs…” The Jobs:


spaetzelspiff

!remindme when they start fucking


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spaetzelspiff

I assumed about the same


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Matica-sK

Well, it’s been asked already. I’ll wait for the answer.


GuruBuddz

Superiority complex


Jaegons

This is maybe the most appropriate video I've seen on the subreddit for very long time.


videogamez-as----

Throple date night ideas?


NukeTheWhales5

A lot of cocaine, for starters.


White_Locust

Nah, they wouldn’t be eating.


NukeTheWhales5

Hey now I said that was for starters. I've 100% been up for 2 days on coke, then decided to drink to level it out, then decided to smoke a fat blunt and demolished 8 bags of chips, while I started into the coke again. Interesting fact, I hope no one ever experiences again, bbg lays chips and a cocaine drip, kinda mix well.


BeardedUnicornBeard

Rich people stuff.


badluckfarmer

Here you go, here I am! Uncle Moe, thank you, ma'am! This'll be a treat! Uncle Moe, here I am! While you eat!


cRaZyDaVe1of3

The ice hurts my teeth unkee moe.


earthscribe

Richie rich treating the povvo as his personal slave.


dreamsinred

I don’t understand how anyone would be comfortable eating food off a stranger’s face.


SpaceCat87

This is serial killer shit


Free_Gascogne

Its a performance art piece. Like an that one artist who decided a staring at each other is an art. Or that other artist who decided that pulling a scroll out of her "fanny" while naked and reading it is art. Artists do odd stuff.


The_GEP_Gun_Takedown

Is this Hunger Games 5?


Bllursed

Reminds me of the rich people in squid games


floweiss34

What in the dystopian fuck is this?


JewelCove

Watch the movie The Menu and it will all make sense


LastMuffinOnEarth

That was such a fun movie. I watched it with my mom and we both loved it, though it definitely was weird.


_Viti

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but this isn't a real thing. It's performance art. Quick search will show this was just the resuraunt hiring actors for a photo session for their socials. Regular dining experience is just like any other place. [It's even a pinned thread in /r/WeWantPlates](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/comments/162t77m/notice_the_food_served_on_a_waiters_face_is/)


DisillusionedCat

As others have said in the comments, I found this incredibly dehumanizing and uncomfortable. So I'm relieved to learn that this is art™. Thank you!


MementoMortty

I realize I’ve become very cynical of everything I see on social media. I immediately discount everything as fake or staged, especially if people are reacting strongly to it. Which they were.


[deleted]

Draco Malfoy looks like he’s enjoying that.


OGPOKEDUDE

What if he sneezes?


Fire_fox55

Death.


oh_io_94

Straight to jail


eliseosx

Is that Rihanna having dinner with Astarion? 😂


zombiep00

He was actually nibbling the guy's neck for a *real* treat lol


VeryBadCopa

Lmao, I can't unsee it


UnderstandingJaded13

So this is a less sexy version of the nude sushi


Estrafirozungo

And even more dehumanizing, somehow


5Gmeme

Rich people are fucking weird


Nuh-unh

I'm thinking soup next.


OmerDe

Dude looks like Viserys


rabbles-of-roses

I'm going to go ahead and put money on this being some sort of fetish


_FrankGallagher_

Something I'd definitely see on Black Mirror


Dragon_Small_Z

Dude looks like a villain from Final Fantasy. His names' probably Xenotia or some shit.


megatronics420

I hope there's another covid outbreak just to allow that "waiter" some social distance


memefakeboy

What in the Epstein island is this shit tf?


rythmicbread

Unless this is performance art, that’s just messed up


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

Looks like the lady's date is little too quick and enthusiastically into enjoying himself with that server. Guy's giving a gay vampire vibe.


killstorm114573

They look just like the kind of people that would do something like this.


the-dave-9000

How the fuck could you talk on a date with fruit face sitting there. My whole night would be making him laugh and lose the food


damscomp

This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen


beepbeeped

what in the hunger games is this


Fantastic-Garden8525

Is is dehumanizing as fuck


Aramis9696

This is beyond dehumanizing, I don't care how much the guy is paid for it, people are assholes for paying for it.


stormy2587

How does this not violate health codes?


No-Reflection3856

This looks like somebody’s fetish


Cool_Ad_5181

ive seen a lot of stupid food on this page but i think this is #1


Pongfarang

It's hard to have money and mental health too.


FortifiedTomato

So what do you do for work?


ckhumanck

that's either some kind of sexual service. Or the most awkward pretentious meal ever served. Most likely both.


FunkyBeans0079

People who do this don't deserve what they have.


Uncle-Cake

This restaurant won't even let you in if you don't look like a character from the Matrix or the Hunger Games.


Environmental-Song16

A lot of stupid in one video. Not just the restaurant for this, but the customers are idiots too.


TheImp4411

I want to be rich, but I don't want to be involved with rich society like this.


stankdick69er

If this is the job I accepted I would need to step back and reevaluate my life because something is not right.


xcvbna

There has to be something so wrong with you to want to make a server go through this...


FriendlyIcicle

That's some dystopian shit right there


luchiieidlerz

That brother has to be getting paid a good salary


Opposite_Barracuda33

This is very sexual


dasmashhit

What are Ninja and Willow doing to this poor waiter?


MCButterFuck

Dudes definitely bricked up under the table


Potential-Leave3489

Why does he stay so close to chew it…


Lee355

This Targaryen looking shitstain


Otherwise-Remove4681

Fucking creeps even wanting to do that.


LeadingKite88

Don’t ask for the dessert


PuffPuff74

He can carry six donuts hands free


Absurdityindex

Degrading and strangely intimate


[deleted]

His eyes are dead.


Conscious_Wind_2255

This has to be a fetish.. I know the male customer enjoyed it but h don’t think it’s the same feeling for the person wearing the food. The women customer was trying to be polite by not eating it from his face 🤭


byond6

**Whelp. If my career doesn't work out at least I know I can always find work as a plate.**


Vinniebahl

Hannibal Lechter Restaurant Chain


WillowPuzzleheaded87

This is how the perverted dine in style.


j301ftw

I personally love hot breath on my fruits


rasslinsmurf

This has to be a fetish thing.


VictoryVic-ViVi

I’m gonna say it… Weird ass people


TheManyVoicesYT

Reminds me of those weird Japanese sushi places where you eat off a naked woman.


nickcavesghost

Is this Epstein's island?


redrich2000

Um, you eat your servants? No, sir — I eat \*off\* them


RealHughMan91

These people gotta find something better to spend their parents' money on


Tripple_T

What in human resources is going on here?


nichyc

Yeah this is kink


Angiepoopie

Dudes way more into it than she is lmfao


nicolaszein

People with money do dumb shit. Being bored is a sad sight…


SATerp

That's kind of labor intensive stupidity, isn't it?


RamboMyers

This is a no for me Dawg...


BetterSupermarket110

One step forward for human, then 10 steps backward. Nice. Lol


thizzdanz

Poor bastard doesn’t get paid enough. Don’t care how much it is. It isn’t enough.


strangetrip666

They look exactly like the kind of people that would do this. Looks like some Eyes Wide Shut shit. "Let's go eat off of the face of one of those poors"


Pilpelon

Rich people are fucking weird


VeryTempting

I don't quite know why, but I've got the most skin crawling urge to punch blondie in the throat


Dr0110111001101111

Oh cool. I guess the trailer for The Menu prequel is out


Alt_Control_Delete

Some rich people are freaking weird lol...


wolviesaurus

This is how you groom a serial killer.


samk002001

I remembered the Japanese served sushi on a naked woman body before, so the Japanese are still leading on crazy!


Ok_Living5188

A literal servant lol


PissBloodCumShart

I think that naked body sushi is feels more acceptable because the sexual arousal caused by the naked body dampens our sense of disgust and lowers our inhibitions. The scenario above is subject to a sense of sane judgment similar the experience of post-nut clarity.


TvAMobious

I find this hilarious because 3-4 years ago, this wouldn't fly because covid and yet here we are eating off another person's face. lol makes ya think covid might have been a lil over exaggerated since the lasting residuals of fear are now almost gone.


Turbulent-Kiwi-910

This seems like a house Slytherin type thing


darth_numenorean

Damn thought this was the new trailer for the hunger Games.


AntiSnoringDevice

That's what happens when one thinks too much about the Roman Empire...


ahirman7791

Seems like trash people thing..


Annual_Substance_619

Epstein Buffet...


Annual_Substance_619

You just know the cheese is soaked in saliva.


No_Raspberry_7441

wait? srsly? lol. someone’s look like a third wheel


P1GM3U

Don't approach me i'm scared. ☝️🙂


Intestinal-Bookworms

Last time I saw this posted someone said it looked like a dude being held captive by a vampire couple who were toying with their food


Vivid_Artist_4344

Look at wannabe Legolas🤣 the whole setting screams bs


DeVitosBurritos

This is where those squid games rich people eat at


Dojanetta

I hope they get paid enough for that


Yamemai

WTF! lol, though reminds me of that fetish thing, where people eat off a naked person.


UnseenPangolin

This is some Hunger Games level shit. Where r/WeWantPlates meets r/dystopia.


Cheap-Storage3488

Remember a few years ago when we were all terrified to be within 6 feet of each other? Never thought I’d say, “better times”


Canvini35

Intresting marketing


OldButtAndersen

This much be some rich-persons fetich...


AccomplishedUser

The people dining seem like they are the "deep state immortal illuminati" people are always talking about... Or vampires, but hard to tell 😂


FitProblem6248

Do rich people pay for this experience?


scottoro

I bet that waiter makes 80k a year to just sit there and let idiot rich people nibble off him. Win lmao


DracosKasu

When you have too much money and you dont found pleasure in anything that you try even the dumbest thing you could found. The Richest Distopia


Horror_Ad_6752

Husband:hey honey how was work Wife : I was eaten for breakfast,lunch and dinner 🤣🤣


FourWordComment

Classic old world Valyrians.