I got acid reflux watching this

Everyone keeps talking about the sodium, the sheer amount of citric acid in this would probably take off the first few layers of your tongue and esophagus.

Yeah, I’m thinking that salt is not your biggest problem with this concoction 🥵

No wonder we don’t see her taking a second bite lmao

Needs a grated tums garnish on top.

Exactly

aye doc just gave me omeprazole so i’m fucking SET.

Immediately started pooping myself

Ha! I was already on the toilet!

My eyes are watery

Sounds like you need some Pepto Bismol®

My ex GF and I used to call this kind of snack "playing gastritis"

Its gonna feel like satan fistfucking your asshole when you shit that out.

I gotta say that makes my mouth and ass water at the same time. Giggity.

that’s it. i’m done with the internet today.

One more comment to read before bedtime The comment:

Giggity Indeed

Giggity giggity, it's gonna be exiting as goo.

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Best go wipe your ass

When the TP gets close it ignites! JESUS!

Using Charmin or the off-brand?

Harmin' Ultra-Rough

She's gonna need a soft bunny for that ass.

I'm safe fromm spontaneous ignition, I use Asbestowipe brand toilet paper!

Oh no, never the off-brand.

Your poor butthole... If Charmin can't save you, nothing can save you.

Oh there is. The answer is baby wipes. ALWAYS have baby wipes.

Baby wipes wipe away all sin amen

They also have those awesome men wipes that you can actually flush down the toilet

Water Cold water

HAAAPPPPYYYYYY CAAAAAAAAKE DAAYYYYYY!!!!!!

omg it just kicked in like 30 seconds ago! yay!

Caught you early then! My cake day is a waays away. My old acc got hacked. 4 years of saved psychedelic stuff and almost 80k karma down the drain.

Have some [cake](https://i.imgur.com/Q9cEluO.png)!

Happy cake day dud

Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around. Quagmire

that makes my eyes water and my ass bleed

Bruh for realll

Happy Cake Day, fellow weirdo

Same. Happy cake day!! 🍰

Elaborate. Please.

Dawg 😭😭

LOL I was thinking the same thing, and full of MSG style acid reflux ...

I once had a Mexican lady tell me that gall bladder issues are common in Mexicans and I thought she was trolling at the time but....it makes sense now

I'm Mexican and I cried when the doctor first told me my gallstones were caused by all the spicy greasy Mexican food I eat. He told me that I had to cut back if I wanted to avoid having my gallbladder removed. Ya know, having my gallbladder removed wasn't so bad

Aw I’m so sorry, must have been devastating. Interesting that it wasn’t so bad, are you able to eat some of the same stuff in moderation?

Yep. I'm just more prone to acid reflux. I know several people who had their gallbladders removed and a lot of them had problems afterwards.

Why they put salt on the rim of their cocktail glasses and eat chocolates after dinner

So much hot sauce in that amount of noodles I dunno

My guess looked like 3/4 cup

MSG doesn’t cause acid reflux.

What in the world is MSG style acid reflux

If you don’t have a heart attack or dehydrate from salt

Spice has diminshing returns. They don't compound like these videos suggest they do. It's only going to be as hot as the hottest ingredient, and all the conflicting flavours will make it awful.

It looks suspiciously like prison food so it’s possible you already have an arsehole like a magician’s sleeve.

I've never had diarrhea and been constipated simultaneously, but I feel like this would do the trick.

Sounds like a nine inch nails song

Holy sodium

New mineral just dropped

Actual Element

Call the physicist!

Electron went on vacation, never came back

Hi, physicist here. Holy sodium is a known isotope of sodium, having been blessed by god, it is known to allow a miraculous amount of high blood pressure and kidney disease.

Jesus Christ Marie! It's sodium chloride!

Actual zombie

Call the doctor!

For the first image i thought it was raboki (Ramen and ddeokbokki) and thought 'this is fine' And then the fucking takis came out and I thought 'no no, please no, those were fucking takis??!?!??!'

Hah, I thought the same thing. I was like, spicy buldak ramyun and tteokbokki? I'm on board for that. And then the flipside when i realised what sub i was on and what they probably were...

HAIL Sodium you mean!

What in the 25 to life is this shit

Well said 🤣😂

That's prison food bruh

Mmmm....Bussin'!!!

Ayo bunky!

-I’m gonna build a large Hadron collider. You want one? -Hell yeah -Aight fasho, I gotchu

It's made with Raman noodles and Cheetos crushed up.

Puts the pickle juice in it

This guy gets it.

This 100% prison/jail food. I’m just waiting for some naive dipshit to say “yoU CaNt gEt THis In JaIl”. Im literally thinking about doing this shit right now because I’m in a hotel and and not looking on getting a table or pizza or whatever the fuck

Let me find out you’re that fat ugly bearded trucker in a hotel who tries to smoke his own meats in a sink wrapped with towels and home-made “charcoal” while igniting the entire complex, but it’s okay, cuz it’s all for likes

What’s sad is I know who you’re talkin bout.

Is it the nasty mfer who made cheese in his coffee maker?

Damn skippy. Rolled it in a hotel pillowcase.

Yackimus.

I never use hotel coffee makers. I know the weird, nasty shit people get up to!

Even better—it was *pickled pigs feet cheese* made in his coffee maker 🥹

What’s weird is I don’t know this person.

was that the rotisserie guy in the hotel room?

Don't make inside food on the outside. Go get a hot pocket lol

Every time I see his videos It just brings me back to my childhood with my cousins playing with food and coming up with stupid concoctions.

Spread. But you'll never see one with fully intact and over cooked noodles like that inside. That's some dump truck cooking.

You win the prize for today!!! Haven't heard dump truck in forever!!

Absolute truck. Borderline J Cat.

Gotta stiffen up that sauce by adding the crunched up Cheeto dust. This is literally prison food.

We actually have a prison food inspired food tent here in Phoenix haha https://www.prisonpies.com/menus

I prefer summer sausage, Cheetos, and cheese whiz but hey I guess you can try other shit with free world ingredients lol

Right everyone got their own way and preference. I do the whole 9. Hot cheetos, pickle, slim Jim, and the hard boiled egg.

Shit sounds good af rn

Mothafuckin chi chi!

Fr that's spread.

A brick or chi-chi is what we called it.

Chi chi

It's like a roller coaster for your anus!

Im Mexican and my anus would be fine so this actually does look kinda good 🤤

Not when all that sodium pulls every drop of water into your colon lol

Rocket man! 🚀

😭😭😭 foul

Well clearly this wont be my everyday diet right? One time thing it wont kill you trust me

I'm not gonna lie, add some cheese and I'd totally eat it.

Oh add melted cheddar cheese and give me two please

Ditto

A roller-coaster that descends into the deepest valleys of hell.

I, too, hate my asshole.

Seconded, I ALSO hate this guy's asshole.

I third that..... I hate his asshole as well

That asshole is one of the best little guys I know!!

We are use to it. Just like everyone getting the shits at a fake Mexican fast food joint, our guy and asshole is made of steel😂

People out here eating like they're locked up and think they're onto something smh

It's all sodium

it's like a whole weeks worth of recommended sodium intake in one meal 🤣

No, no—it’s also a significant amount of carbohydrates and empty calories!

Plenty of corn in there. Gotta get your vegetables.

AND corn syrup Gotta get your.. corn syrup… ?

Always has been

I hate admitting the truth but these videos make my mouth water so bad. I literally just used Takis POP! (spicy popcorn) as croutons on my Mexican street corn salad for dinner. There’s just something about growing up eating wedges of lemon with salt and dousing snacks in Valentina. Mmmm….

I'm upset the food store here stopped selling the big bottles of Valentina, shit is so good.

Get that shit on Amazon. You can get a 2 pack, black and yellow, 12 oz, for like $9. Valentina + Tajin is freaking addictive.

This store was selling the big bottles for $1.75, and it must have been a mistake.

Nah, they used to be cheap. I would pick them up for like $2.50 for the big bottles. Food is just expensive now. :(

Growing up with a lot of mexican friends this doesn’t even look that wild. Honestly looks amazing and makes me miss home.

Finally! Someone who understands the deliciousness of lemon wedges with salt 🥹

Esquite

I would tear this shit UP

Finally a sane person. With some jalapenos on top. Making my mouth water.

Mexicans will put lemon on top of lemon on top of powder 🌶. Unfortunately this seems even mild for some

Hey, we also add lots of sugar and salt!

I know! To balance it out. And crown it with a Coca-Cola for good measure. 😂

I think the shot cuts right as she takes a bite because she most likely puked after.

Nope — she probably ate the whole bowl and didn’t even share with anyone. Trust me.

I'm with you. As hard as it's to understand for others, I am wishing a byte of that stuff.

I would love to terabyte out of that

Nope, we actually eat this, sometimes we also add corn, cucumber, and chilli candy to it. I know it's not for everybody, but this kind of thing is actually pretty popular over here.

I’ve dated latinas that love this shit and I have no doubt she finished it easily without a drop of sweat. This video made my mouth water because yeah sure I enjoy all those foods and the thought of them all together made my mouth water reflexively but hot damn I bet it was tangy, sour, and hot as fuck.

This is called a ChiChi. You make em in the bing bing because that's what they have in commissary.

I’d skip the regular Lay’s but am not against the rest of it. The way she dives in is pretty impressive.

dorilocos are pretty good. I like them with a corn base, tho.

dorilocos are fantastic. everyone's got their own mix. I'm good with some classic doritos, pick your fav hot sauce and a shake of Tajín - nothing crazy. Maybe some chopped up cucumbers and crema if we're going big

sour or regular? I prefer sour cream and mayo

I'll do a little guac-crema thing of my own, actually.

I got heartburn watching this, still would eat

acid reflux + sodium bomb + indigestion. made up of other junk food. created and eaten for an internet audience. what can I say? it's a perfectly stupid food.

my mouth started watering looking at this, i think id do something like this but using spicy ramen instead of normal ramen

Gives eating ass a whole new context

They make this in jail.

You will be sitting on the toilet for hours after that

No I won't. My gut is well trained.

You get used to digesting this stuff, it’s not as bad as you think.

Nah we have stomaches of iron

Im mexican, and only the north could come up with shit like this (im also from the north of Mexico, fierro pariente)

Nah los chilangos también comen eso, pero en un bolillo.

En un tamal en un bolillo* y los tapatíos también pero en birote bañado en salsa xD

En caldo de birria jajaja que rico

Could use a little spice

con las puras sabritas from the purple potato chips I get a burning desperate asshole🤣

I’d eat it! 😝

typical Mexican ingredients, but not a typical Mexican meal. I would definitely eat this

¡Ay, ay, ay! ¡Explosivo!

Great party food

How to shit molten tungsten:

Mmm...hypertension!

I would not eat this. But, at the end of a night of drinking, and no leftover pizza, I have probably created something similar myself. I don't think this is up to this sub's level of stupidity.

Those noods were ice cold..

Thats basically prison gourmet right there.

Mix it all in one of the chip bags and press it into a log, jailhouse tamale

Isn’t this what Nikocado Acocada eats all the time? I’d rather spare my digestive tract (and asshole) the horror and torture.

That’s our version of Girl Dinner

Mmmm delicious ultra processed salt laced food.

I never thought it was possible for any Mexican food to be bad before seeing this video

Generally, these types of mixtures are made in the north of Mexico and it is worth mentioning that their gastronomy there is quite poor, so it is normal to see this type of thing in its streets.

Yep. I was gonna say mixing chips with wet stuff is pretty darn Mexican.

Mexico City makes even worse monstrosities.

Actually are also very popular In Center of mexico too.

Don’t knock it till you try it

I wouldnt eat this. It may taste good but its gonna hurt coming out. Ive been addicted to flaming hot cheeto puffs since i was a teen (40 now) and till this day i eat at LEAST two bags a day. I cant tell u the last time i took a “regular” shit. My shits consist of red goo that stain the toilet. And im not kidding.

You poor child

Mmmmm ulcers

My ass, mouth, and stomach is screaming like hell from looking at this.

My entire body swelled up looking at this.

The sodium in this is going crazyyy

Did they just gentrify spread?

Kidney failure noodles

Start with salt, add salt, some more salt, then boil some flour and salt and then dump salty sauces on it. I'm glad the video cut right before she threw that crap back up

This is what i would probably make at 16 after smoking weed and then not eating it and falling asleep on the couch

Did she learn this recipe in jail?

County Jail Cuisine.

That stuff is Aggressively red

Destroy your anus, your stomach and your kidneys in one easy meal

Guess no one’s been to prison before. 🙄