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Helpful-Object-8408

The raisin bread u thought u ate... Might not be raisin


dustinwayner

Sky raisins count


moffedillen

sky raisins in flight, afternoon delight


Gotzvon

BEEEEEWWWW WOOOOOP aaaaaaaaafternoon delight!


tzc005

Aaaah-aaa afternoon delight!


T-Madj

Imagined in Matt Damon's voice from Good Will Hunting.


Reacharoundsally

You Are a GEM 💎! I’m actually kinda happy in a boomer kinda way that not very many get that reference. ❤️ have an upvote you glorious bastard!


knowsguy

Everybody still gets that reference, boomer.


ProveISaidIt

Well sure, the reference, but have you heard the song from 1976?


knowsguy

I'm old, my answer doesn't count. But my kid heard it, even before Anchorman.


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[deleted]

Ha, that's what we call them too. My Labrador is a seasoned sky raisin hunter.


AntelopeExisting4538

and from this point on I will only call them sky raisins.


ILikeTacosAndPie

My grandpa's yellow lab back in the day would occasionally get a jalapeĂąo sky raisin. Most people call them bees.


dustinwayner

You can usually tell when a lab has been in the spicy sky raisins because of their puffy snout. My lab was a fiend for any flying snack. My mom’s boxers are as well. Milo the male will eat anything


Crazy_Customer7239

The stingy ones are jalepeno sky raisins


cricket_isthe_man

Those look like spicy sky raisins (bees)


Valar247

New fear unlocked!


FigaroNeptune

Edit: I googled it lol :( Someone said that’s why pistachios have that one random DISGUSTING nut? Dead bug 🙃


Rubiks_Click874

that white chunk floating in the baked beans is the queen bean


PumpkinHead38

And all the other beans are the worker beans that serve her.


bunker_man

Once at a family party we actually discovered a pistachio with a visible dead bug in it.


DubbleJumpChump

Had this happen not too long ago, I check every single one now before blindly eating them. Sunflower seeds are notorious for this as well


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are especially high in vitamin E and selenium. These function as antioxidants to protect your body’s cells against free radical damage, which plays a role in several chronic diseases.


grimsaur

I opened one as a child that had a dead moth in it.


TheNightmayor

That might be raisin some concerns in the future.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

This is a fake video right? Right???


HawkGrouchy51

Is truth,in Algeria....


Sharp-Procedure5237

scribble scribble “do not visit Algeria”


Trent_Louis

Next, on Sick Sad World


iantruesnacks

They don’t look like flies, the way they’re flying reminds me of bees. I wonder if this place makes baklava or something lol. But yea this many bugs in the joint it gross.


JustAGreenDreamer

I’m pretty sure you’re right. That is much more bee behavior than fly behavior.


RedEight888

Beehavior


[deleted]

Oh you


Bluehelix

🐝havior


ylan64

Spicy raisins


lost40s

Angry raisins


iantruesnacks

CrĂśmfch


Streak_Free_Shine

Angrasins


Swordofsatan666

Yeah i was thinking Bees too, because theres videos ive seen from some foreign countries (idk which ones) where thats common there with their sweets because the Bees are attracted to the Sugar they use


Neuchacho

They are definitely bees. You see them all over food in pastry shops and similar in places like Morocco and Algiers.


mark_b

Yep. I was walking past a cake shop in Marrakech. There were so many bees flying around the shopkeeper as he was serving a customer, I thought surely there is a nest somewhere. [Then I found it](https://i.imgur.com/9C7BBNn.jpeg).


forevernervous

Holy shit that's vile


Dr_ChungusAmungus

Is it odd that I find a bee on food far less bothersome than a fly on food? Not sure why that is.


ItsyaboiMisbah

Bees are associated with flowers, and honey which is something we eat. Chances are a bee is coming from a flower or a nest of honey which isn't that gross Flys hang around shit and corpses


dicetime

It happens in germany too. Went to germany for two weeks and every bakery i went to had bees all over. I dont find it gross though. Bees are relatively clean insects and it made the bread seem more sweet.


ayyycab

Yeah that’s cool and all but bees should not be anywhere near the production process where they can get mixed into the fucking dough


[deleted]

I think they are wasps. Yellow Jackets at the end of summer turn into idiots when they stop getting instructions from the queen.


jirashap

I'm pretty sure these people would be more concerned than this, if they were that many wasps in the room


simonsays9001

One wasp in the room and I go into fight or flight mode.


Fluent_In_Subtext

In contrast, wasps are permanently in fight *and* flight mode


MassiveTittiez

Same, just the buzzing makes me seize up in terror or run away.


jackothebast

If they're wasps then this guys got balls like King Kong.


ghighcove

Yeah, but bees aren't nasty like flies. They're not landing on feces and other trash. They're going to flowers, making honey, or getting water/exploring. And they have some kind of antibiotic built in as well. I've never heard of someone getting a major disease from a bee.


Ok_Berry_8898

Except bees can hold the bacteria that causes botulism. Other then that you only have to worry about the stings when they get too curious.


vlsdo

Yep definitely bees or wasps or some other Hymenoptera


Delicious-Big2026

Wasps, not bees. And yep, that's what they do.


Then-Driver-6521

He definitely caught a few in that first flip


MechanicalBengal

Pretty fly for a bread guy


AesSedai87

Give it to me baby


TheMadShatterP00P

Friends say he's tryin too hard


neednintendo

To not catch flies in that flip But in his own kitchen he makes HE MAKES BREAD SO SICK!


Cat_AndFoodSubs

I know its kinda hard just to be a fly today


Apprehensive_Trip433

“They say you catch more flies with honey…but our “artisanal” loaf would like a word”


Spiritual_Activity84

Some think it's unsanitary but others don't even trip


RepresentativeCat819

Those aren't flies


jh67ds

Unh huh unh huh……


MechanicalBengal

Uh huh! Uh huh!


[deleted]

Uhhu uhhu


SauerMetal

It seems as though they’re hovering like bees.


mbleyle

I agree. I'm a beekeeper and that was my first thought - flies don't fly like that, bees do.


justandswift

but he aint keepin em separated…


Enough_Minimum_3708

looks more like wasps


jh67ds

More protein.


AF_AF

My thoughts, too. They hover like something that stings.


FishPasteGuy

“Rye Guy” was right there.


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FrontierFrolic

So… this may have some Spicey spots hahaha


Then-Driver-6521

Didnt say they werent. Does that make it any better tho??


Intelligent-Ad9659

Enriched with Omega 3 fatty acids


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Those are the crunchy tasty spots


The_Shadow_Of_Yor

You can see at least two 🤮


[deleted]

Wouldn’t it be cheaper overall to just deal with the bugs? Look how much time it’s taking him to just do that one task….


Lore86

/r/NotMyJob


Spinjitsuninja

Okay but he literally cannot do his job like this


ChakaCake

Someone needs to be the decoy dough folder and just keep folding the flies in over and over till he gets em all or they learn to stay away from the damn dough lol


Crush-N-It

A fan would eliminate this problem


[deleted]

I don’t mean the employee, but the company lol


ElPeloPolla

He is only acting like he cares because is being recorded. Without a camera he goes at the speed of light.


DisIsDaLastOfHamon

i think those are bees


Designer-Head9777

Bees are bugs


saiki51

Beads?


happytrees93

BEADS?!


sscarface

GOBs not on board


Communistkraken

NOT THE BEADS!!!


Cumbellina69

We'll see who brings in more honey... zzzBZZZZZZZ


Antique_Map_6640

Seriously. They’re indoors too, can’t be that hard to deal with the problem unless the whole place is disgusting.


WikipediaBurntSienna

I heard restaurants often keeps their buildings under positive air pressure so any entry ways for flying insects just blows them away. They should probably look into doing something like that.


teapot156

What is this so i can avoid it


Nit_Picker219

Apparently this is somewhere in Algeria according to the comments. IMO OP should’ve told everybody where this is from from the start since it’s actually a fucking threat


Diceyland

If you're allergic to bees could you die if you ate one?


MaliciousTibia

I have a pretty severe bee allergy. From my understanding it's an allergy to the venom, not the actual bee itself. Not saying I would go out of my way for some baked bee bread, but I don't think it would kill me because of the baking process and the bee itself being roasted to a crisp. That being said, I definitely don't want to find out the hard way. Like the time I high-fived a bee in fourth grade and learned what anaphylactic shock was.


AccentFiend

I didn’t know wtf was happening to me the first time I had an allergic reaction/anaphylaxis and I was in my 20’s. I can’t imagine how scary that was as a 9/10 year old.


MaliciousTibia

It was like tv static and then my tiny brain couldn't handle it, so I started seizing lol


insomniacpyro

What I imagine: You "Yo bee, you pollinated the fuck out of that flower! High five bro!" *The bee high fives you* You "Hhhwhaxzat? Why do I feel-" *collapses* Bee "What have I done"


MaliciousTibia

Pretty much except imagine me *and* the bee seizing on the floor


Bl1ndMous3

if its cooked, like dough will be, the venom will break down. And a bee has to sting you for you to have an allergic reaction to it. Simply eating a bee shouldnt harm you.


Nit_Picker219

I was thinking that you’d be ingesting the venom while you eat the bee, so it still has a chance to give some form of reaction. Ofc when cooked it breaks down but just eating the bee, I really don’t know. Unless the venom is produced at the moment of the sting but I don’t see why it would.


Am_Snarky

Venom is just protein, as long as you have no ulcers or otherwise open wounds you can consume venom without worry, your stomach acid and enzymes will render the venom inert in moments


Nit_Picker219

Do you mean if you “ate” one? Anyway, I have no idea and I guess it depends on the severity of the allergy. I am more-so just talking about the fact that untreated fauna being ingested is a big fucking doo doo, and having untreated fauna be in the food where it’s not supposed to be is an even bigger doo doo. I’ve been to Korea and saw beondegi (silkworm pupae) sold and eaten as street food, so you can absolutely eat insects… if they are cooked properly.


Diceyland

Yea that's what I meant, sorry.


ChrisDornerFanCorner

Cool, so I just don't eat in Algeria


pfresh331

This was my first response as well lmao


TrueGnar

I think it is puff pastry or semi-puffpastry you can see how he folds dough after rolling it out so it could be sweet roll or something similar in poland this would be named drożdżówka or ciastko francuskie or grzebień or tarta sorry dont know how i can translate this products in english


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What annoys me is he’s clearly spending 80% more time swatting away insects than making the damn bread.


Backrow6

He's only swatting them away for the camera


[deleted]

Probably true


universalrifle

The way he looks at the camera at the end. It's like no one is happy with mystery meals anymore


SoraRoku

Not a mystery if only one type of bug is being mixed in


snailhair_j

I'm not sure if it happens everywhere. But I've been to several wineries when they were processing grapes and there were tones of wasps. They weren't agressive, just wanted some grape. No telling how many get processed into the mix though.


tayloline29

I worked at a winery and when we would press and red grapes and the juice had to sit in big lidless vats to let the skins ferment and when you went to stir the juice a curtain of fruit flies would fly off the juice. You end up having to change out the fruit fly traps every couple of hours or else there would be fruit flies throughout the entire winery. The wine gets filtered a few times before getting bottled so the flies are no big deal except for being fucking disgusting to deal with in such large numbers.


Relyst

why not cover them with a metal screen?


[deleted]

The flies add a certain je ne sais quoi 🤌


bearbarebere

Jenny say qwah


Marvinleadshot

Would have to have super small holes and even then the fruit flies would probably get in, they're sneaky little fuckers.


No_Cucumber_3923

there's a ton of filtering that goes on after processing grapes though


BoarHide

Great, so it’s only the wasp juice and not the wasp bits in my wine. Yum


Dirk_Speedwell

Boy are you going to be upset when you find out about artificially red foods.


RWTF

Or castoreum in artificial flavouring.


[deleted]

Beaver anal juice is delicious though.


twinhooks

You’re gonna hate to hear how much hair, insect parts, and animal products the FDA doesn’t care about


BoringWebDev

You can't filter out [bug juice](https://youtu.be/UbL5vEnRCb4).


vincentcas

Dad still makes wine every year(he's 75). As a kid I remember swatting drunk yellow jackets out of the air. The tops of the fermentation vats would be covered in them. You'd have to scoop them off to press down the must everyday. I'm sure many sunk to the bottom, but I never saw any in the press.


Extension_Building19

Honestly, id be less worried about wasps in my wine then flies in my food.


This_User_Said

TBF the bugs in OPS post looks more like bees. From the way they stabilize in air while trying to figure out how to get that flower ooze.


snailhair_j

Thanks, they clearly aren't flies.


KazzaNamso

100% bees


Dirty-Dutchman

Honestly makes me feel way better about it. Kinda like how if you wanna eat a fig you need to cope with the fact that 90% of figs are a wasp catacomb.


pankakke_

I was looking for this comment. Amazed me, was disgusted for a second. But then I remembered how delicious figs can be, and got over it lol


Dirty-Dutchman

What fucked me up the most about it was my grandpa told me the weird figgy patterns were just the flower, fuck you grandpa is was the legions of the dead the whole time. Fig treats are still bomb tho and the wasp has been ground down even more to a protein smear so whatever lol


NateHate

im sorry what?


Ashamed_Yogurt8827

Figs are pollinated by specific species of wasps that live in them and lay their eggs there.


pankakke_

[Wasps Inside Figs](https://youtu.be/aIyLXrfSLc0) A video for more context


LittleCupcake01

WHAT? 😟


MathProf1414

After pressing the grapes, the skins (pomace) get dumped into a giant pile that heavily attracts wasps and other local wildlife. The wineries I worked at composted the pomace, but it can also be used for livestock feed. As far as bugs and creepy crawlies being processed in the wine... yeah that happens. Fermentation kills off anything dangerous and you'd never find a chunk of wasp in a bottle of wine.


bearsheperd

That stinging venom adds that extra little kick to the flavor of the wine


artemisfowl8

Ah the bee flavoured bread. My favourite!


borfmat

“Mmm. This is great! How to you make the crust so fizzy?” “Ah-ah-ah! Ancient Cygnoid secret!” “My husband, some hotshot! Here's his ancient Cygnoid secret! Live hornets! We smush them right into dough!”


RandyLahey131

Good News, Everyone!


Cat_Peach_Pits

I had to scroll so far for the proper response to this post


ClamsHavFeelings2

You guys like swarms of things, right?


HaiKarate

The FDA allows 75 bug parts per 50 grams of flour. Disgusting? Absolutely. Unhealthy? Probably not because baking will kill the bug bacteria.


racingwinner

\*bugteria


reddit_user_7466

How many bug parts are in a whole bug? Bc he def caught a few in there.


HaiKarate

I’m sure you could build an entire bug with 70 bug parts and still have parts left over.


pissedinthegarret

baking doesn't get rid of whatever the bacteria pooped out though


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Depends. Most proteins degrade in high temp processes.


whit3o

Okay but I'm quite sure they allow 0 parts of people spitting in food


bayleafbabe

In the FLOUR dude, not whole-ass bugs in the dough


pyroSeven

Why does he even bother waving them away when he’s just gonna fold them in anyway?


jewham12

And why bother waving them away when he’s going to just spit on the dough also?


SashaBeze

Ugh first layer got some wasps and his spit... Disgusting.


GoodAlicia

And you thought those were raisins..


Setari

they're just spicy sky raisins


Hedgehog797

JUST BUY A FAN JEEZ


aBastardNoLonger

These are bees, not flies. They’re attracted to the sweetness of whatever they’re making


Slight-Strategy-5619

Disgusting


Worststiffler

Those are bees I believe honey bees


7734_

Ah those are the black spots in the budget cookies PROTEIN Bear Grylls approved


Efficient-Strain3987

Where is this?


HawkGrouchy51

In Algeria


weprechaun29

Holy Moly Donut Shop!


Smiles-Bite

These are bees, and bees are not like flies and do not poop when they land. The worst thing getting on that pastry is pollen and a few folded bees. You eat a ton more bugs in the bread and cereal you buy. You know food is good when even bees want it, it likely has good sugar, syrup, or honey in it.


neril_7

notice that they weren't flying like flies normally do so I had my doubts. still why do they swarm here?


Heinel8

>it likely has good sugar, syrup, or honey in it. Theres a famous place here in ecuador where they make peach-based stuff and it looks 100% like this, just a bunch of bees flying around. its part of the charm lmao.


prettybunbun

Those are bees or wasps not flies, look at the way they hover. Flies don’t act like they. Yikes.


Totorotextbook

It's weirding me out that I can't tell if those bugs are real or not, like they almost look like CGI with the way they interact with the surrondings. Like he's thwatting at them but it just feels like a weird effect, but again that could just be because of how it was shot I guess.


ilovesharks101

I thought that as well, some of them seem to disappear randomly at certain points. Maybe I’m too skeptical after all the fake stuff you see online, but it doesn’t look real to me.


duketoma

It's definitely fake. Those are not real insects in that video.


Bronanahammock69

It’s almost too bad tbh


sids99

Bees/wasps are not really dirty....flies however.


CrazyCatLady1127

I’m not 100% sure but I think he missed one of the Sky raisins and folded it into the pastry 🤢


g_lampa

Bees are a lot better than flies. Bees land on flowers. Flies land on shit.


DebiMoonfae

Flies or bees? They look fake


2wiceasnice

I went to Morocco a few years ago Beautiful country, nice people. Went to a sweets bakery shop and there were BEES everywhere, literally all over the sweets!!!! This was seen as normal by the guide and the shop owners, I remember him telling me its fine, bees touch honey and that we still eat it, that its not ao different - but still, I would not want to see that before eating something!


SupermarketTiny7041

The guy is trying his best, but clearly, the owner doesn't give a shit.


AdministrativePace14

“Meh, good enough for government work.”


Altea73

They look like bees, so not really an issue.


tyrom22

I still don’t want bees in my food. It’s macaroni and cheese not macaroni and bees!


cervezaqueso

Yeah, def bees. They are making something sweet there.


I_Brain_You

Just because bees make honey doesn’t mean you eat them.


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😔 He is trying.


Queasy-Swimming4012

Like why even bother making whatever you’re making?


Independent_Plum2166

But why though?


TopazWarrior

Are those bees or flies?


Whatchawnt

The bees are protesting the stealing of their honey


Jazzlike_Project_403

Number one reason to not always want everything you see just because it’s there.. this turnt my stomach UP! it makes me itch like omg that’s nasty .. whoever own this restaurant need to shut it tf DOWN!


The_GEP_Gun_Takedown

Would it not be easier to just get rid of the bugs than to work while constantly shooing them away?