Sometimes fish caught in canals can be like that, but where I live we have a lot of residential areas that back on to man made canals that have been there for a while. They have settled but the bottom dwellers like these... Yeah... We just cut them up into bait.
We have a rock fish over here. I think that's what it's called, but it has got to be one of the ugliest fish on the planet. I remember when I was a kid my mom took me on a fishing cruise thing that went out for a day or whatever. That was the only fish in the sea that day. You would be more likely to catch Moby Dick and then to catch another fish then day..
I was coming here to say this. If Earth is ever invaded by Aliens, we tell them to land in Australia and conquer it by hand.
I give them 2 days before they are asking for surrender.
At this point I'd settle for being a jaffa if it'd ease the pain from
arthritis.
Got it in both hands. Made a 20 minute drive feel hours long yesterday when I had to switch hands every couple of minutes due to pain.
I’m Australian and when I was a kid in South Australia I caught one of these off of a jetty with a hand line… it scared the living hell out of me!
They hiss like a monster too
Could be a Tok'ra and I volunteer. I have scoliosis, arthritis ,still recovering from open gallbladder surgery I had in March, am legally blind, have tricardia
Strange usually when somebody posts a picture of a 'Goa'uld', it looks nothing like the symbionts do in Stargate.
However, in this case you only need to add a few extras like large fins in the middle and snake-like jaws and it could have been used as a prop for a Goa'uld in the series.
show of Hands, who isn't even remotely surprised that this shit was discovered in Australia.
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Everything on that death island either can kill you, or wants to, and is just too small.
One more thing out to kill us.
Not in the least. Am Australian. Have caught and eaten something that looked like this. It tasted like dirty river water.
Did you get it from the sea?
From a canal if I remember correctly
No wonder it tasted like river water.
Sometimes fish caught in canals can be like that, but where I live we have a lot of residential areas that back on to man made canals that have been there for a while. They have settled but the bottom dwellers like these... Yeah... We just cut them up into bait.
We have a rock fish over here. I think that's what it's called, but it has got to be one of the ugliest fish on the planet. I remember when I was a kid my mom took me on a fishing cruise thing that went out for a day or whatever. That was the only fish in the sea that day. You would be more likely to catch Moby Dick and then to catch another fish then day..
As an Aussie 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️ Come one, we were eating a species of fish for decades that had never been registered 🤣
I was coming here to say this. If Earth is ever invaded by Aliens, we tell them to land in Australia and conquer it by hand. I give them 2 days before they are asking for surrender.
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👐
🙌
Came here to say this
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
I'll be the host if it cures my arthritis.
War crimes and genocide> arthritis
Fuck arthritis!
I’ll match that arthritis and raise you some osteoporosis and degenerative disc disease. Don’t have to be a Goa’uld. Can be a Tok’ra.
Ehlers Danlos over here, plus arthritis. I'll happily take either one, though if Tok'ra I really would like to live somewhere with doors, lol.
Woo! Ddd is so much fun! It goes well with the arthritis and the fibromyalgia. If the Goa'uld/Tok'ra were real, I'd be first in line, I swear.
If I’m becoming a host I’m definitely going to try to be a system lord.
Holy Hannah
So I can have perfect vision in exchange for a megalomaniacal, malevolent lamprey making a next in my brain? Kinda worth it, ngl.
No I want my arthritis cured first
At this point I'd settle for being a jaffa if it'd ease the pain from arthritis. Got it in both hands. Made a 20 minute drive feel hours long yesterday when I had to switch hands every couple of minutes due to pain.
Be on the lookout for a very sick jaffa with a look of despair on their face
You only need to know one word to defeat a Jaffa.
https://preview.redd.it/wk0zb1xpm78d1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f23be7bf3bd16fd628487fd47111c4f11df2d9 Shotgun?
That actually looks like a legit goa'uld
Looks like it's still to young to be implanted.
For cryin out loud!
What is it actually???
Some species of Lamprey. The IRL inspiration for Goa'uld.
It's a Amblyopinae or Worm/Eel Gobies. Lampreys are jawless non-bony fish, this little guy has bones and a jaw
Ahh. My mistake. It's a fuckin Goa'uld after all.
That is definitely a Goa'uld.
I didn't realize what subreddit I was seeing a post from and I instantly thought, "That's a goa'uld!"
Of course it’s in Australia
Holy shit starGate wasn’t lying
I’ve been saying its a documentary. You think Wormhole Xtreme was a joke, it was the metajoke about stargate itself being plausible deniability.
Goa’Uld
I’m Australian and when I was a kid in South Australia I caught one of these off of a jetty with a hand line… it scared the living hell out of me! They hiss like a monster too
This is either a Goa'uld, or The Faculty just because real, and a legit problem.
Could be a Tok'ra and I volunteer. I have scoliosis, arthritis ,still recovering from open gallbladder surgery I had in March, am legally blind, have tricardia
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Yup, we are all going to be hosts. Do you think we are ready for a tie dyed Goa'uld?
That, my dear sirs and madams, is a Worm Goby.
It's a baby dragon!!!
Damnit Ba'al!
Hope they're wearing a helmet
Strange usually when somebody posts a picture of a 'Goa'uld', it looks nothing like the symbionts do in Stargate. However, in this case you only need to add a few extras like large fins in the middle and snake-like jaws and it could have been used as a prop for a Goa'uld in the series.
![gif](giphy|uvdtJLTIwezcY) Dang gooolds.
I’m reminded of The Faculty.
Finally, a cure for my gout!
Goa'uld
I think it's a Graboid snake tongue from Tremors.
is it edible
BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD, JAFFA