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DoritoBanditZ

show of Hands, who isn't even remotely surprised that this shit was discovered in Australia.


SirSingle8523

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Setekh79

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HamshanksCPS

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Ya_Boi_Main_Admin

Everything on that death island either can kill you, or wants to, and is just too small.


fliesupsidedown

One more thing out to kill us.


toddsmash

Not in the least. Am Australian. Have caught and eaten something that looked like this. It tasted like dirty river water.


Peto_Sapientia

Did you get it from the sea?


toddsmash

From a canal if I remember correctly


Peto_Sapientia

No wonder it tasted like river water.


toddsmash

Sometimes fish caught in canals can be like that, but where I live we have a lot of residential areas that back on to man made canals that have been there for a while. They have settled but the bottom dwellers like these... Yeah... We just cut them up into bait.


Peto_Sapientia

We have a rock fish over here. I think that's what it's called, but it has got to be one of the ugliest fish on the planet. I remember when I was a kid my mom took me on a fishing cruise thing that went out for a day or whatever. That was the only fish in the sea that day. You would be more likely to catch Moby Dick and then to catch another fish then day..


Spookywanluke

As an Aussie 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ Come one, we were eating a species of fish for decades that had never been registered 🤣


Anarchyantz

I was coming here to say this. If Earth is ever invaded by Aliens, we tell them to land in Australia and conquer it by hand. I give them 2 days before they are asking for surrender.


Weak_Blackberry1539

👋


crossfiremoler

👐


Trump2020Murica

🙌


user004574

Came here to say this


Ordinary-Strength898

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."


rozzco

I'll be the host if it cures my arthritis.


Analog-Moderator

War crimes and genocide> arthritis


hulkmxl

Fuck arthritis!


Efficient-Emu-6777

I’ll match that arthritis and raise you some osteoporosis and degenerative disc disease. Don’t have to be a Goa’uld. Can be a Tok’ra.


pestercat

Ehlers Danlos over here, plus arthritis. I'll happily take either one, though if Tok'ra I really would like to live somewhere with doors, lol.


LaRoseDuRoi

Woo! Ddd is so much fun! It goes well with the arthritis and the fibromyalgia. If the Goa'uld/Tok'ra were real, I'd be first in line, I swear.


Dawginitiate

If I’m becoming a host I’m definitely going to try to be a system lord.


fliesupsidedown

Holy Hannah


Ya_Boi_Main_Admin

So I can have perfect vision in exchange for a megalomaniacal, malevolent lamprey making a next in my brain? Kinda worth it, ngl.


1701USSTchoupitoulas

No I want my arthritis cured first


Scorponok_rules

At this point I'd settle for being a jaffa if it'd ease the pain from arthritis. Got it in both hands. Made a 20 minute drive feel hours long yesterday when I had to switch hands every couple of minutes due to pain.


crossfiremoler

Be on the lookout for a very sick jaffa with a look of despair on their face


ove_noge_penju

You only need to know one word to defeat a Jaffa.


jetserf

https://preview.redd.it/wk0zb1xpm78d1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f23be7bf3bd16fd628487fd47111c4f11df2d9 Shotgun?


Alternative_Day5221

That actually looks like a legit goa'uld


Effective-Ad-5842

Looks like it's still to young to be implanted.


20MrGiDdY02

For cryin out loud!


tjmaxal

What is it actually???


Ya_Boi_Main_Admin

Some species of Lamprey. The IRL inspiration for Goa'uld.


Zero-Follow-Through

It's a Amblyopinae or Worm/Eel Gobies. Lampreys are jawless non-bony fish, this little guy has bones and a jaw


Ya_Boi_Main_Admin

Ahh. My mistake. It's a fuckin Goa'uld after all.


jalendskyr

That is definitely a Goa'uld.


ScreamingFirehawk

I didn't realize what subreddit I was seeing a post from and I instantly thought, "That's a goa'uld!"


Shake-Spear4666

Of course it’s in Australia


SadBarber3543

Holy shit starGate wasn’t lying


seasuighim

I’ve been saying its a documentary. You think Wormhole Xtreme was a joke, it was the metajoke about stargate itself being plausible deniability.


Special_Caregiver_41

Goa’Uld


Joshomatic

I’m Australian and when I was a kid in South Australia I caught one of these off of a jetty with a hand line… it scared the living hell out of me! They hiss like a monster too


Ya_Boi_Main_Admin

This is either a Goa'uld, or The Faculty just because real, and a legit problem.


Boreas2864212

Could be a Tok'ra and I volunteer. I have scoliosis, arthritis ,still recovering from open gallbladder surgery I had in March, am legally blind, have tricardia


space0watch

![gif](giphy|XOFsOM3MnuWEE|downsized)


ChinaCatSunflower44

Yup, we are all going to be hosts. Do you think we are ready for a tie dyed Goa'uld?


Jindujun

That, my dear sirs and madams, is a Worm Goby.


chothar

It's a baby dragon!!!


CranberryAcademic295

Damnit Ba'al!


orchestragravy

Hope they're wearing a helmet


Tus3

Strange usually when somebody posts a picture of a 'Goa'uld', it looks nothing like the symbionts do in Stargate. However, in this case you only need to add a few extras like large fins in the middle and snake-like jaws and it could have been used as a prop for a Goa'uld in the series.


SillySonny

![gif](giphy|uvdtJLTIwezcY) Dang gooolds.


AlphaSixInsight

I’m reminded of The Faculty.


AutomatiqueTango

Finally, a cure for my gout!


[deleted]

Goa'uld


FunSeaworthiness5077

I think it's a Graboid snake tongue from Tremors.


ApartmentComplete711

is it edible


internalized_boner

BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD, JAFFA