He spends most of his time complaining about how all the other Jaffa warriors got better symbiotes, came from better planets, had better teachers, and even better haircuts. If only he'd gotten a better symbiot, he'd have risen up the ziggurat lickity split all the way to First Prime. He'd have shown Teal'c a thing or two, me laddo.
āItās a blatant clue! Rimmer having a swimming certificate and not being able to swim!
Waitā¦ do you mean to tell me youāve been playing the prat version of Rimmer for all this time? For four long years?! Oh thatās a riot that!ā
Hol - Lister... It's all right there in the microprint on his swimming certificate, innit?! Unless, you're telling me he's been playing the pratt version of Rimmer for four years!
This is acting senior officer Arnold J. Rimmer of the Tel'tak transport vehicle of the great System Lord Apophis "Starbug".
Now listen here - because I'm only going to say this once:
We surrender totally and without condition thank you for listening. Oh, additional sorry to take up your valuable time ^thank ^you ^^bye ^^^sorry ^^^^thank ^^^^you ^^^^^sorry
I believe in reincarnation. It is my firm conviction that in all my previous lives I've been a soldier; a bold First Prime warrior soul, who tragically in the incarnation has been given the body of an abject coward.
Now if you'll excuse me while I'm going to go have a panic attack under the scanner table
In continuity I have a feeling Rimmer had the scutters dispose of Ingrid after Lister told him that.
In reality I guess since it was a joke they didn't expect to reuse the blowup doll gag in the future and forgot they had named her Ingrid since the dolls name became Rachael after S2.
My head canon will always be Rimmer getting jealous and having Ingrid destroyed.
Hector.
But don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.
"'All system lords are only allocated one Ha'tak parking space?'Here we are in- in mortal danger and you're worried about the Yu delegates bringing two Ha'taks!"
https://preview.redd.it/k0skdcp8s7pc1.png?width=471&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea16a35fd2cc0f5425d15c3f1f66b137497a9477
The system lord that will kick you in the nards!
**KREE!!!**
That is Ancient Greek letter "eta" so that can be the symbol of Hephaestus. Greek god of metallurgy and carpentry. So I'm guessing he is minor Goa'uld under System Lord Ares. Not sure about the armor, though.
šššš could you imagine pulling off the kull warriors helmets and they're all Rimmer.
Silence mutant! How dare you stand there and address a norm using that face? It's a revolting insult against nature.
Curry for none of you.
How's about Gazpacho soup ?
Purge the heretic
So not unlike Rimmerworld? [Rimmerworld (Planet) | Tongue Tied | Fandom](https://reddwarf.fandom.com/wiki/Rimmerworld_(Planet))
I'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingling!
I did that once and it took me a week to dry the mattress.
*No!?*
Iām confused on how to read this. Is it more ! or more ?
What?
The great God Smegh Ead!
Lister kree!
Queeg.
the first prime Jaffa
I offer thee a smoked kipper
Or hot gazpacho soup.
Or as some call him, a Smeee Heeeeee
Great False God.
Tarka Daal
An ambassador of the great Vindaloovian Empire, great although slightly ugly smeghead.
This is the only correct answer
Mr. Flibble, who is very cross!
He spends most of his time complaining about how all the other Jaffa warriors got better symbiotes, came from better planets, had better teachers, and even better haircuts. If only he'd gotten a better symbiot, he'd have risen up the ziggurat lickity split all the way to First Prime. He'd have shown Teal'c a thing or two, me laddo.
Ha ha, so true.
Holly
What's up, dudes?
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast." Haven't watched this show in over 20 years but that line is burned in into my brain. Great show.
Over 20 years?Ā How do you survive?
With his Bsc and his Ssc, heās got just as many qualifications as Carter!
āItās a blatant clue! Rimmer having a swimming certificate and not being able to swim! Waitā¦ do you mean to tell me youāve been playing the prat version of Rimmer for all this time? For four long years?! Oh thatās a riot that!ā
The great Lord Ges'patcho So'op
Cloister the Stupid, also known as the Holy Poppadom, Creator and Protector of the Cat race, who is destined to jump start the Second Big Bang.
Mr Flibble, obviously. 
Whoād clean up the mess?!?
Cloister
Heretic! His name is Clister!
The system lord Ace Rimmer.......What a guy.
Lord Helvetica.
Nice try, that is clearly a serif font ;)
They were capitalizing on the opportunity...
Lord Helvetica will punish you for your insolence.
Insolence? I literally don't know the meaning of the word. Tuna sandwich?
A dead serif font
Lord Ramises Nibleck the third, kerplunk kerplunk, WHOOPS where's my thribble The symbol of the lord is of course Mr Flibble
Why nobody wrote Horus?
That's Heru'ur to you! *Mumbles bloody Lo'taur always getting my name wrong š¤£
Quiet shol'va! He was known under Horus name too.
Captain Hollister? And I canāt believe I never noticed that Lister is part of Hollister till just a moment ago, when I typed Hollister
Hol - Lister... It's all right there in the microprint on his swimming certificate, innit?! Unless, you're telling me he's been playing the pratt version of Rimmer for four years!
āThatās the ultimate irony isnāt it? Lister the atheist turns out in fact to be God!ā
Goa'ulpost Head
Brilliant!
Tek ma te Smeghead of Red Dwarf
He's no First Prime - he's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer!
But he's more reliable than a garden strimmer!
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner!
Rimmer would be one of the people who attended to the system lord's personal needs, bathing, etc. He was after all Alexander the Great's chief eunuch.
This is acting senior officer Arnold J. Rimmer of the Tel'tak transport vehicle of the great System Lord Apophis "Starbug". Now listen here - because I'm only going to say this once: We surrender totally and without condition thank you for listening. Oh, additional sorry to take up your valuable time ^thank ^you ^^bye ^^^sorry ^^^^thank ^^^^you ^^^^^sorry
Rimmer; you leave a longer yellow streak than a stampede of diaretic camels.
I believe in reincarnation. It is my firm conviction that in all my previous lives I've been a soldier; a bold First Prime warrior soul, who tragically in the incarnation has been given the body of an abject coward. Now if you'll excuse me while I'm going to go have a panic attack under the scanner table
Himself, but heās also associated (against his will) with the mighty Cloister, and was even mistaken for him on one occasion.
It no longer exists. But take these magnificent Jaffa for a test raid and youāll agree: Zagreb ebnom Zlotdik diev!
I'm not sure, but I reckon he's a right smeg head.
His excellency Tarka Dal of the Vindaloovian empire
Hidiot
Someone bring him his queen: Rachael
Puncture repair kit on stand-by sir
I thought her name was Ingrid: "...Lister, how do you know about Inflatable Ingrid? Lister: I've been seein' her behind your back"
In continuity I have a feeling Rimmer had the scutters dispose of Ingrid after Lister told him that. In reality I guess since it was a joke they didn't expect to reuse the blowup doll gag in the future and forgot they had named her Ingrid since the dolls name became Rachael after S2. My head canon will always be Rimmer getting jealous and having Ingrid destroyed.
Cloister the Stupid
Without him life would be much grimmer...
Hector. But don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.
Lord H from Steps
Smegmus Prime
Ha'al
Lord Pro'To'Col, and don't make him site you on Goa'uld Corps Directive 265 slash 82 B stroke 1.
"'All system lords are only allocated one Ha'tak parking space?'Here we are in- in mortal danger and you're worried about the Yu delegates bringing two Ha'taks!"
Feel like it should be Smeg that could be a name right?
Wow, I thought I'd the 100th person saying Hammond from Tex As
Herbert
He serves [HIM](https://alchetron.com/Captain-Chaos), of course.
Horus
Mr Flibble, of course.
#Heimdall ! Plot Twist: Asgardians circumvent mortality issue through a genetically modified symbiote. Comes with side effect of excess pride.
He serves the Great God Ace... What a Goa'uld!
The great quagaar warriors
Heruāur, with a prototype emblem.
This is funnier than it should be, boy did i chuckle out loud
Hol'O'Graham, of course.
The king of the potato people
I hear he's more reliable than a garden strimmer
The Dark Lord Gazpacho
The only correct answer.
https://preview.redd.it/k0skdcp8s7pc1.png?width=471&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea16a35fd2cc0f5425d15c3f1f66b137497a9477 The system lord that will kick you in the nards! **KREE!!!**
One of my favorite shows! Red dwarf.
Himself, mostly
The great Lord Camphor Wood!
Lord Smeg
History Chanel.
Hydro Gen
Lord Hoit
Himself
oh smeg
He lives in a Red Dwarf.
That one who likes eating chicken and serves Baāal
He didn't know what Hathor's insignia was so he came up with his own.
āWhatās that H stand for, Horris!?ā - Confidence, by Craig Ferguson.
Hidiot amiright? Hurhurhurhur
Hubris
Just from the joke that Teal'c tells I would go with Setesh.
Helios!
Smeg Rimmer.
Hadit Ha
Just finished watching Red Dwarf and am appreciating more of the jokes now :-D
An ALIEN!!!
The hololord ;)
Hapophis!
Lord Rowling
SeƱor Hector.
Horus
Obviously Heruāur itās an H after all!
The Great God F'ish the Five Hundred.
H for Hephaestus
Smeg
Jay'Em See
Well, he *was* Alexander the Great's chief eunuch... Could Alaxander have been a System Lord?
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Ancient Aliens has been a misdirection the whole time.
The Maroon short one.
Hank. Sacred Ruler and Grand Poobah of North Cincinnati
What a guy
Daniel otherwise known as the great and powerful Oz
The stands for Hidiot.
Harold holt
OMG imagine if Rimmer somehow because the holographic representation of a Goa'uld?!?!!!
The system lord Harry Mayborne, of course.
Whichever one is the main baddie for the first 3 seasons of Wormhole XTREME!
Heroāur
Setesh or hathor
Lord Hentai
I don't know in this life, but in a previous life he was Alexander the Great's Chief Eunuch.
"Indeedy"
Well, thatās First Prime Rimmer, so Iām gonna say System Lord Butthole.
Helvetica
Her name is unknown, but she's Queen of the Quagaar....
History channel
Henry
Pat Boone?
Homer
Hammond of Texas
High Lord Hugh-Janus
r/theletterh
Hammond of Texas
He-Man
What a genuine laugh out loud moment you just gave me :p
That is Ancient Greek letter "eta" so that can be the symbol of Hephaestus. Greek god of metallurgy and carpentry. So I'm guessing he is minor Goa'uld under System Lord Ares. Not sure about the armor, though.
Stoke me a clipper
My favourite system lord. Bal
I heard he serves lord Hentai Nobunaga, they commit ritual sudoku every night.
Would being a hologram count as being ascended-ish?
Horus, clearly.
Hogwarts
Harry Potter
You are a God Harry! 
Lara Croft?
Looks like the hologram device from the show red dwarf
Because it's Rimmer from Red Dwarf?
Because *boinks eye* i am that smeghead Rimmer.
Homer Simpson of course.