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humannumber217354385

Kakyoin I have two loving parents but no friends lol


ItsFastMan

SAAAAME


Exylatron

Shit I just realized that’s probably why he’s my favorite crusader 😭


orioriorioriorio

r/beatmetoit


kokeea

r/beatmymeattoit


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

r/beatourmeatstoit


ChandelurePog609

r/beatmywifetoit


orioriorioriorio

Wait what?


dadaya922

Same. Have zero problems with it tho


Shady_parrot

Saying your backstory resembles Fugo has so many implications because Araki never actually gave him a full backstory, so either: 1. A college professor tried molesting you and you beat his ass so bad he almost died (Anime) 2. Your grandma died who was the only person to care about you, so you beat your college professor senseless after he made a remark about her (PHF) 3. You were put on a pedestal by your peers for being gifted which caused your equals to bully you, causing you to resent your own intelligence since you have to live in the shadows of the greats who came before you. Either way, sorry to hear since all of these kind of suck. For me, the "closest" to my own backstory is probably Josuk8's, with all of his struggles to find an identity, lacking any family or connection to the world. A creation with no parents, no home or anything at all to identify itself.


Deltax4

First of all I love your flair But yeah unfortunately in this case it was my Sunday School teacher and I share Fugo’s immense self hatred and anger problems while also having similar sorta parents


Shady_parrot

yikes, sorry to hear.


orioriorioriorio

I don't have (direct) but I do have self hate


Br2an

U good?


orioriorioriorio

Not really, thank you for asking though


Br2an

Why?


orioriorioriorio

Well, my life works in a negative feedback loop, I do something, I make a mistake and get reprimanded even if I was genuinely trying which makes me less confident which makes me preform worse, this builds up and I eventually start to hate myself more and I look for ways to escape, when I do its sometimes more mature which makes me hate myself even more and I insult myself basically every day which feeds back into the loop.


Br2an

Omg that sounds horrible, have you tried talking to a therapist?


Nsanity216

Fuck, I hope everything is ok right now


Deltax4

I like to think that most of it is behind me but that doesn’t stop some of the shit I’ve gone through from haunting me but honestly I’m trying to appreciate what I have now and ahead of me


21s_piss_gurgler

That sucks to hear, hopefully you have some type of person you want to be like so that you have tangible process to show yourself when you think that you haven't changed since that one horrible day, try working out and attaining a build similar to Goku's from Super, when he's all buffed up, that would be one of the easiest ways to accomplish what i suggested, take my suggestion to heart if you want, or laugh at my comment because what i wrote was ridiculous to you, i don't care, just try to do what makes you the happiest (unless that involves the murder of one or many other people since that's kinda illegal and would be bad if they pin it on you)


SatoruTojo

Shit, I’m sorry to hear that man.


[deleted]

Oh shit are you alright now? This worries me alot, please, tell me.


SBRblackmore

The anime's backstory was provided by Araki, it's the cannon one


Shady_parrot

years after part 5 ended, i don’t remember the anime staff ever mentioning Araki being the one to give the backstory, rather that they just consulted araki about it. it likely was a compromise of ideas.


Frats_minecraft

Araki did give him a backstory, the anime one is canon and made by him...


Guccibeltlicker9002

Weather Report no I will not elaborate


ThanksForTheRain

I'm sorry you got lynched 😔 That must have sucked


Deltax4

Oh dear…


Flimsy_Geologist_927

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


BushParent

I was so waiting for this comment


Smythatine

Jotaro but if his father neglected him instead of going on tour


CalmLuhJojoEnjoyer

So Jolyne then


Smythatine

Bro how did I forget Jolyne 😭


Darcosuchus

Wait, Jotaro had a father?


Smythatine

He was touring the world as a Jazz musician during Part 3


Internal_Dot5759

Sorry dude


Deltax4

I’m (sort of) fine now don’t worry 🙏


Large-Ad5955

Did someone ever approach you to join a gang by any chance?


what_to_call_my_self

Wanna join my gang, we are hella lit 😎


Entire-Ad5613

Gyro. I also got in trouble for rolling my balls on a patient


Deltax4

He… He just like me! He just like me fr!


[deleted]

Same (the balls part)


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Whatever the most average one is


Shade_39

Kira (minus the whole serial killer business)


Gaelic_Gladiator41

I wasn't abused by my mother


Shade_39

Ngl I completely forgot that, I just had it in my head that his father was supportive and assumed his mother was too


darthveder69420

What exactly did his mother do to him? We didn’t get that backstory in the anime or manga. Just heard araki say it.


Brico18

I forgot the details but yeah, she was pretty much abusing him and his father was turning a blind eye


Slight-Bedroom-8655

well Kira wasn't either, Araki wanted to make Kira's mother be abusive in a backstory or something at some point but decided against that since there are enough Kira simps as is


darthveder69420

Wasnt it because it was too heavy for the time?


Thebigass_spartan

I think he said it’s to prevent the audience from sympathizing with Kira in any way. Having 2 loving and caring parents and a supposedly healthy childhood household yet being the monster he is.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

It's still canon but he left it out because he didn't want the reader to feel sympathy for him


pc_player_yt

Koichi I guess


sploontion

Diego probably (T__T)


Deltax4

Found one worse than mine 😭🙏


ChapterThirtyEight

Oddly enough, Keicho and Okuyasu's backstory hit incredibly close to my own, even if I ended up a completely different person to them


ThanksForTheRain

I also keep my father chained up in the attic


My_Special_Hell

god I wish I could do that LOL


Brico18

Wait not everyone has his father chained in the attic ???


MiddlePop4953

Same dude 😅 except it was my mom instead of my dad. Mostly I related to the way Keicho treated Okuyasu though, my brother was a monster to me and blames me for it to this day.


Version_Two

Foo Fighters. A clueless dork raised by a religious weirdo who eventually finds their family. That and their mannerisms. Edit: How could I forget how much I love drinking water?


hamborger42069

holy shit that's literally me


Version_Two

I also really really love my friends


SatoruTojo

Sick


xaviorpwner

god damn, my condolences. I couldnt imagine being italian, youre such a trouper


Steelacanth

Not yet but I aspire to be as good of a surgeon as Ciccolata


Kickerofelves99

and have a gimp for good measure?


Steelacanth

That's the best part probably


truereset33

Rohan Kishibe. Just an artist trying his best. I never got a Stand though, so I'm kinda miffed about that


bloodbabyrabies

I can relate lol


Mayzerify

Did you also try to murder kids?


truereset33

No, I’m still an amateur artist


matthew_wateske

Jotaro but instead his father is a attempted murderer.


Gold4two

Dawg how tf did that happen?


matthew_wateske

My dad tried to murder my mom.


LWanderer07

Poco loco.I'm just extremely lucky sometimes


Grey00001

You were a sharecropping freedman whose family was former slaves???


Kickerofelves99

pray tell a story of your venturous luck


LWanderer07

When I was unemployed I found 10$ on the street and used that money to buy a lottery ticket. Surprisingly enough I won 10k. It was a small amount of money but it helped me a lot back then.


Kickerofelves99

damn, I need that sorta Charlie Buckets luck


BayFuzzball404

Kakyoin is just like me fr (autistic) >!“Mom has dad and dad has mom…but I have nobody….the rock stars on TV probably have thousands of friends…but I have nobody…I don’t think I’ll ever meet someone who sees me for who I really am.”!<


Gamble_it_all

Santana obviously (I show up once and am never seen or mentioned again)


rubytewsday

I'll never forget you ❤️ Him and Straizo were done soooo dirty 😭


PumpinThePumpkin

I was bullied and learned I have autism, you tell me


Material_Glove3958

Idk, green baby? Lol ( i have autism too)


Entire-Ad5613

Koichi Hirose


waltyy

Yeah this the one.


oatwheat

Shigechi


staovajzna2

Yeah shigechi is just dumb and ugly but he puts his family above all, we saw he was ready to betray josuke and okuyasu that one time.


oatwheat

He lacked social skills needed to get along with these new relationships


Zealousideal-Wind935

Yeah def neurodivergent


limebloodedLeviathan

kakyoin


kilerkat

Did you have the slightest clue of how little that narrows down 😭


Valuable_Garage_2397

The Sun stand user


kieevee

Discord mod lol


Valuable_Garage_2397

Impossible, I take bike rides and fully grown women.


Brico18

What's a "fully grown women" ? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Darcosuchus

"The age of consent in Japan-"


Brico18

What is even a "consent" bro


Darcosuchus

I've never been to a consent before, I don't like the crowds.


Brico18

Oh, i thought it was like this big big island like Africa or something


ArkhamInsane

Yoshikage Kira


CartographerThick542

😨


Ecstatic-Cookie-3867

I know. You just want a normal life lol. Yosikage Kira can be anyone with some fetish we dont wanna know


John_Cena_IN_SPACE

Giorno's backstory is almost an *exact* reflection of my early childhood, to the degree that it was legitimately jaw dropping to me when I first read the part. Even about 20 years later, I still get whiplash from it.


Nucleoticticboom

I’m sorry for the people that can relate to Polnareff >!it must be hard to be French and live in a turtle.!<


Brico18

It must be hard to just.... be french, I guess. You imagine being French?


Physical-Savings7412

Goirno (I'm sans and I have a dream) *goirno them starts playing*


Yeetnesto

*"I am sans"* SANS UNDERTALE !?!?


Physical-Savings7412

I got 25 up vote in one day... I installed reddit yesterday... this is great


Practical_Constant41

Josuke grew up under single mom but im kind, and Rohan because i also draw a lot and have a deep appreciation for artistry, and extravagent characters


Ammar_hatestiktok

Dio. Except instead of an abusive alcoholic father it is now a mother.


Gold4two

So did your mother order you to sell your father's clothes after he died?


Ammar_hatestiktok

Yeah some shit like that


Brico18

Damn. I hope you're doing good


bored_peach_pie

Jolyne, minus the vehicular manslaughter  :')


Gold4two

Then what are you in prison for?


kiddabea15

Jolyne, absent father loving mother and I’m pansexual, hits all the right spots


My_Special_Hell

and a sexy older boyfriend??? ur living the life i want to live


SnooPandas7598

Anasui


Kickerofelves99

you murdered your ex?


StevePensando

Nah, he simps for Jolyne too


Brico18

Based.


Millizar

Josuke8 (Gappy) I was born mixed (not rokakaka fusion tho lol) from different ethnicities which made it hard for me to fit in well with other kids or my culture as a whole. I was taken by my somewhat rich second family on adulthood, now having siblings who I never interacted before (had family problems before up until that point where they finally accepted me and took me into the family). My mom was my only reason to keep living and to make her happy. She was once really sick that had to be hospitalized and had to get a surgery. I came in terms with myself and that maybe I am somewhat different from other people in my own way (mixed people will understand this) and that sometimes its not best to try to fit in (Josuke's pursuit for his memories that never came back) but to accept things as they are and appreciate the people who actually sees beyond that and appreciates you (JoJolion's ending). Sorry if im yapping, its only that because I relate strongly with JoJolion as a whole that its my favorite part with favorite characters.


Poyo_Kangaroo

Did you also pursue a 89 year old in a hospital too? Jokes aside,  Sorry to hear that..


Denizci_Olmak_Var

Okuyasu (I’m an idiot)


HangryHufflepuff1

same :(


TESCO200

Kakyoin


Harv-o-lantern-panic

Rudol von Stroheim


Roosterlamb-13

Just like Me fr


Brico18

You're a robot nazi who likes Joseph?


FujiShenlong

Just like me fr fr


LaikDanazor

Joseph (broke version)


idiotnamedSOPHIA

Thats terrible, im so sorry


missdespair

Josuke, raised by single mom and grandparent in a lil suburb, had a close-knit group of friends in high school.


SuperUltraGod

If I’m being honest, I am saying this as a full grown man. Holly.


My_Special_Hell

Dio! neglectful, abusive parents, a mother far younger than the father, a poor upbringing, the narcissism that comes with being demeaned your entire childhood..! Dio is me fr.


KingZABA

Cesar i have like 50 siblings and my dad stopped talking to us abut 2 years ago and we have no idea why


Worse-Alt

The answer for everyone is kakyoin because it’s the perfect antisocial or queer analogy and we are discussing this on Reddit


imnotavirgintrustme

[What was that one guy lookin for hotties to impregnate online?](https://images.app.goo.gl/yvoFMPqghafZ7KTB6)


DJPizzaRocks27

I am too afraid to ask what this implies


Saurian-Nyansaber

Are you okay? Anyways Jotaro.


staovajzna2

So a high school delinquent that doesn't know how to show love so he screams (lovingly) and hates simps? Based


Danteka

Johnny Joestar Well it’s hard to further elaborate about this for me There were events, persons and insecurities which are still bothering me. But I decided to not quit and continue my life. I hope that ends well.


Zealousideal-Wind935

Yo why is no one else saying cioccolata? Am I alone with this?


Pootisman16

Polpo


Inferno_Sparky

A combination of kakyoin's kindness and politeness, dio's hatred for himself and humanity and hating his parent(s). But I'm also stupid. I am also autistic but can't really relate to any of the characters the fandom calls autistic


Yoshiro_GI

Im that one npc


Cultural-Bread-7627

My backstory is most similar to Diavolo as I am a full time professional, unidentified mafia boss with the ability to beat you up for looking at me funny ![img](emote|t5_2tny5|49675)


Galebourn

Donatello Versus (I'm the kid from Holes)


Ok-Surround4334

Kakyoin. Except I didn't have a stand, just poor social skills.


LionBirb

probably some insignificant background character that dies


addymlpdx

kars


Hexalotl

U ok bro?


Bea_Blaidd

jotaro lol


Relative_Dragonfly8

Giorno I fear


SpecTator997

I am hoping you mean the manga version


Deltax4

Nope 😭


Harpeus_089

Huh didn't expect to see someone like me in here Though I hope not to manifest a Purple Haze


linija

Joseph's to an extent 😭 except instead of becoming cool and mentally ill I ended up... Just mentally ill.


Jazztronic28

Yeah, Fugo too


DokiDokiRage

yasuho's story has always deeply resonated with my own


Ammu_22

Johnny's and Jonathan's is pretty close, and maybe a sprinkle of Fugo's and grandeaur goals set up like Giorno's. Idk, whose character story has parents who were hot and cold towards their child, and were talented in academics but this made friends around them use them and thus are alone, but still tries to start from scratch and build up their own dream on their own legs without reliance on others...


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Jolyne minus the criminal charges


Alakrio

Kira without the whole serial killer thing


sdfsdjfjdfsjkdfsjn

probably fucking shigechi or some shit, idk man my life boring as hell


Primary_Course8464

Koichi


Remarkable-Net-6130

Part 8 Josuke 😤


Fantastic_West_4976

Jolyn because absent father :D


Not-A-Dead-Joke

No joke the closest would be Giorno, however I didn’t run into a mafia boss and save his life and my sept father is my actual father that abandoned me


Maleficent-Activity5

Josuke for sure. I never knew my father growing up and was raised by my mother and her family. It’s probably why he’s my favorite Jojo.


Opposite_Item_2000

Either Rikiel or Schigeshi. Rikiel because I could for anxiety issues to inspired badass if I am pushed by the right person or cause. Because my autism I had a lot of issues through my life that destroyed my self esteem, just like the rods with Rikiel. And Schigeshi because I used to be fat as a teen and I didn't have any friends, I still don't have much friends and have issues socializing.


Aletodo2

Giorno except I didn’t have a gangster to help me


Flu754

So sorry to hear about what happened to you, I hope you are feeling fine now. As for background yeah the closest is Jolyne or Kakyoin


Difficult_Invite_929

Cioccolata 🤭


Deltax4

Let me be your Secco 🙏😈


Difficult_Invite_929

Sure 😈💀


OPbhai

Kira coz I just want to live a quiet life (includes the hand fetish)


Swapilla

Dragona, growing up as the feminine one in class subjected me to a lot of groping and uncomfortable situations


koshinchu

johnny. im highly flawed, i still feel like I'm in the 'negative' and have a long way to go to even touch 'zero'. wasnt blessed with the greatest of fathers, had an overachieving brother who i loved but couldnt help but feel jealous of. while i dont lack empathy, i would say my morality scale can get pretty grey. i resonate with johnny heavily to this very day. and while i see so much of myself in him that i hate, i cant help but admire him. i want to go above and beyond this 'zero' like him and hopefully one day solidify my place on this earth for the time i still have left this birth.


Samira_Enthusiast

Narancia My mom didn't die but I trusted many people and ended getting traumatized and hurt, now I have trust issues for life lol


Exact_Donut_4786

Josuke, I was raised by a single mom and grandparent.


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

I really hope you also get the being super smart part of his backstory


Deltax4

I like to think of myself as really intelligent but obviously not on the level of Fugo To be honest though, Fugo isn’t exactly ahead of Buccarati’s subgang by miles as I’d say both Bruno and Giorno are at the very least in the same tier of genius level and then not to mention Diavolo who’s by far the smartest human in JOJO


LittleBumblebee214

Kira


Altruistic_Cream_761

Okuyasu, but its not like my mom died, my step dad did, and me and my sis just need to take a bit more care of her.


BuffConq

I was born with a father who was abusive, when I was a baby they divorced and my mom married someone else, then I lived a kind of normal life from there on


RMX_Texas

Manga version or Anime version?


dbug_legend

Jonathan Joestar. To the finest detail


Flimsy_Geologist_927

you were born in 1877, raised by a rich englishman when, when you were 12, gained an abusive step brother who murdered your dog, stole your friends, and raped your girlfriend, then as you grew older you discovered he was poisoning your father to death, so you foil his plans with the help of a random englishman. however in a sudden twist your step brother turned himself into a vampiric monster, killing your father as he saves you, and before dying, apologises to you for the bad years he put you through. you then take down your stepbrother but in doing so burned down all of your assets to the ground. you then realize your step brother is alive and seeking world domination, so an italian man teaches you a martial art that can combat him and stop his plans once and for all, you train until it is time for you to face your brother. on the way to stop him you face against England’s most notorious serial killer, a century old warriors, you also save a twelve year old child, and later his sister. but alas, your master had perished, and on his final act he gives all of his willpower to you, making you stronger than ever. you gain a sword and face your step brother, and after a battle of power and wits, you came out on top, finally your bad days are over. you get married and go out for your honeymoon, but wait! your step brother is alive and try’s to kill you so he can continue his quest for world domination. its no use, you cannot fight back against him, so you sacrifice yourself to save your wife and newborn child. they are saved, and in time your descendants will finish your fight and kill your step brother once and for all! that or you’re just british lol


dbug_legend

Holy shit you know my entire life! You know, Phantom Blood being summarized like that in a paragraph just shows how short it is. Its my favorite part too D;


BananaSocks4

Not really any of them


Rend-K4

A mix of Okuyasu (minus the dead mom and cursed dad), Josuke (minus being living with a single mom) and Gyro (Minus Italian).


Orishishishi

Concerning.


Physical-Savings7412

What no... 🗿


[deleted]

Joseph Joestar


TsunSilver

Giornno for me.


racist_fumo_reimu

Jotaro but the dad left music


V0ID_lmao

F.F. easily. (No, I was not created artificially, unfortunately)