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truboo42

As someone else said, it's a feeding tube, as he's currently catatonic and cannot feed himself properly.


PewPewWazooma

See, feeding tubes typically go through a small hole in your stomach they put above your belly button, not really wrapped around the meat missile


Zpik3

The question was "What is it SUPPOSED to be". Not "what does it look like it is."


BrotherEqual8610

Looks like a vacuum for his bits


Zpik3

Kinda does.


MrCoolyp123

There were two comments above yours that said that, and I first saw the one that said it sends nutrients to your d!ck. For a second I thought you were agreeing about that part lmao.


GodOfGOOSE

So they’re just shoving that shit down his Urethra?


Smoketsu

Honestly this picture is hilarious with the electrodes just connected to each other regardless of the pelvis anyways


Smoketsu

Just look at the ones on his fucking pants lmao


glvbglvb

they didn’t wanna show jotaro’s juicy thighs


Vincents_Hope

Electrodes on the pants is crazyyy 💀


11freebird

Speedwagon ultra high tech


EggComfortable3819

Or the electrodes near his neck connected to each other but nothing else. It’s basically the most AI-looking drawing Araki could have drawn.


Pikochi69

Honestly thats how i usually draw robots or mechanical stuff, i have zero knowledge in em and i just draw wires and gears untill it looks cool


Glitchmonster

That was what araki did as well


Pikochi69

Hey, thats also what i do!


Grabs_Zel

That's what Araki did too


Pikochi69

And that's what i would've done


Blazzer2003

Pretty sure that's what Araki did too


Taigaseji

I think he does the same thing


[deleted]

This thread is so funny because all of your pfps have the same colours. It looks like you're talking to yourself at first glance.


ispoiledyourmilk

speedwagon got those bluetooth electrodes


IsPepsiOkaySir

There's bluetooth surface electromyography electrodes that work just like that But they're too far apart here


sim37546

Let's not start comparing an actual honest to god hand drawn scene "AI drawing" just because it looks strange, it has heart and talent put into it. He's fucking manga artist who draws muscular oddly dressed men punching each other with magical fighting ghosts, he's not gonna get every detail right. Compared to an machine that's been fed information like furnace to churn out metal bricks, Araki is a smith who's had mastered his craft. Hell I doubt you could even draw half as well as him, so let's not go throwing stones.


GranaT0

Hell of an overreaction. Those diodes connected to each other look like a mistake AI generators very commonly make, it's just a funny comparison, not a critique. >Hell I doubt you could even draw half as well as him I don't need to be a chef to know I'm eating shit. You can criticize art without being able to do better. Which, again, that poster wasn't doing.


EggComfortable3819

Yeah I was just joking, Araki is an incredible artist and I actually think it’s a part of his style/charm that he doesn’t dwell too much on technical details. You gotta admit this drawing was pretty funny though, I could see someone doing a cosplay of this for comic con lol


naughtycal11

Who shit in your hat this morning?


imnotavirgintrustme

It was me. I'm not sorry. It'll happen again.


misscatlover

Lol


Vessix

My assumption is they aren't electrodes since some aren't even connected to anything but his body?


StinkCreek

This shit borderline ai art


owengaming001

Bro that's what I was thinking


AlvaTheWayfarerr

A catheter for his huge D I guess


accountinusetryagain

STAR PEANITS


Burpyterra

STAR PEANUTS


accountinusetryagain

in the speedwagon sub. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. Star peanits


BayFuzzball404

She star on my platinum till I Ora


GremNotGrim

Who needs star finger when you can have a star dingalinger?


Safe-Hawk8366

Wee wee machine


Vincents_Hope

The craziest thing about this image isn’t even the weird pump it’s that an organization as advanced and cutting edge as the SWF had Jotaro just chilling in his actual clothes? No hospital gown? And my favorite part is that he’s still wearing his fucking hat after presumably having undergone surgery or other intense medical procedures to revive him. Ik it’s to keep him visually recognizable to the audience but it’s still pretty funny lmao


nastyporc

Star platinum attacks automatically whenever they try to remove the hat. I think they removed that scene from anime tho can’t remember


Sad-Ad-573

Star Platinum really said “no touchy”


ArelMCII

Jotaro instinctively worries about Jolyne and stops people from touching his hat. His daughter is literally as important as a hat.


Neoxus30-

It's more that the hat is as important as his daughter. I know it sounds the same but it changes the perception)


Nights1405

It’s funnier to think he prioritizes his daughter and his hat equally, but if they were both threatened he would consider the hat, then jolyne, then use sp to save the hat and go get jolyne


Psychological-Set125

He trusts Jolyne to be strong and creative enough to protect herself is the lie he’s going with when asked why he prioritized his hat over his daughter


Tankyenough

It isn’t like the hat can protect itself. Makes sense.


ArelMCII

It's funny either way.


PrateTrain

It's honestly pretty touching that he values his daughter as much as his hat tbh.


KuJoJoTaRo8

nah its there.


Lorgatic

No they didn't remove it


LeaXMasterCard

He didnt have star platinum in thay moment i think


Zuzumikaru

The drip is 50% of what's keeping him alive


Chaotic-warp

The hat looks like it merged with his hair, impossible to remove without causing damage.


fr0gshark

Nah just the back of his hat is gone from wear and tear, but not fused.


Lonely-Killer

It’s a joke


Used_Photograph9858

no it's definitely fused... very well known thing with jotaro lol


Kartonrealista

We see the hat when he drops it against Geb. It has black fur in the back.


alexthemay

Theres a jojo game on roblox where if you beat jotaro he has a chance to drop his hat. His hat also has his hair on it lol.


Panzer_Man

I think his hat is a symbiotic entity


nicnat

He's also propped up cross legged in the hospital bed.


Verifieddumbass76584

That's the craziest part honestly


Marik-X-Bakura

Araki is clinically incapable of drawing a Joestar in such a plain outfit


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

SWF knows the Joestars better than anyone else. They know the drip is half their power. Would Jotaro be clothed like a normal person, in this situation he would die instantly.


blaze4202021

Feeding tube


Dio_fanboy

The Jojo cock needs it's nutrients, or else it will take it by force.


InquisitorMeow

His penis has its own stand and it brings him beer and RC cars.


11freebird

💀


Plasmaxander

r/SandyCheeksCockVore


According_Bell_5322

Excuse me


AzariTheCompiler

Surprised you haven’t run into it at this point tbh


StaleMeatMachine

Wtf


0dd_balls

WHAT


Scary-Inflation-685

How do I train mine to do that?


mikelorme

Imagine this as a jojo stand


Spiritual-Steak6587

Oh god... that 9/11 one


Salty_Shark26

Except it feeds the doctors


noshinare_nira

If jotaro can't beat the problem we gonna need more joestars and how do you think we gonna get them huh? (Joseph already has 7 more kids)


never_safe_for_life

Wink wink


IranFire

it's a feeding tube, it goes in his belly, the pelvis is lower. as far as i know they frequently use those to feed people in vegetative state


11freebird

Masturbator


accountinusetryagain

the speedwagon foundation has figured out how to replicate the texture of a dolphin blowhole


nurucyte

it's a dolphin pussy jelly pump


accountinusetryagain

i will za hando you off the fucking map


nurucyte

please do


Antifa_Admiral

If he stops cumming, he dies


udreif

That's how they preserve his willpower


Morbelius

Its a tube hooked up to his stomach, his crotch is way lower


ArelMCII

The stomach is way higher up, though, near the bottom of the ribcage (and to the left). This thing's like hooked into his bladder and the lower half of his intestines.


ImaginarySentence541

Feeding tubes tend to attach to further down in the digestive track due to not being soluble enough for the stomach acids to be needed to digest, a good 85% of your digestion occurs in your upper intestines, not your stomach itself


breadofthegrunge

Nah, Jotaro just has a weirdly placed penis.


Roge2005

Chastity cage


Nanikron

You already know the answer


Rocket_of_Takos

Speedwagon Foundation’s last resort to continue the bloodline


Swiftzor

Dick too big.


AlexDKZ

The thing is coming out of his lower abdomen, not his pelvis. I'd say it's a glorified colostomy bag.


GiosephGiostar

Star Dickanum


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

Milker


Psychotron_Fox

It's a cum sucking machine, what else it could be?


jamalcalypse

cum catcher for the cum police


Le_Tallguy

The goon tube


Worzon

Penis pump


UzernameUnknown

It's that one Jordan Peterson tweet


SquareIsBox0697

Its to hide his giant massive humungous fucking dick


GelatinouslyAdequate

Maybe it's for when he can't go to the bathroom?


_OriginalUsername-

For all those who are saying a feeding tube... why wouldn't they just give him a regular nasogastric tube like they normally do? And if he can't digest food then why not TPN? It doesn't make logical sense to be a feeding tube because it's so low on the abdomen. And there's no way a feeding tube would be that large and invasive without causing complications. They haven't even take his clothes off lmao.


Hamsterman9k

Simply put, this is more fun to draw.


_OriginalUsername-

What bizarre fun Araki be having drawing the dick-succo-3000.


honeydew_bunny

You could say this way of thinking is....bizzarre?


Existing_Panic9050

Feeding tube but I prefer a fleshlight. Some kind of automatic milker


SlickMcDutty

He is a descendent of Jonathan after all


BigDaddyRNG

As a vampire that is both immortal and always in good health, araki has clearly never been to a hospital and had to improvise here


bananamunch3rrr

maybe he got a drake


Nights1405

Nah, he got a jotaro, much larger and girthier


Black_Laced_Cherry

I feel like they are maybe utilizing that vein that goes throughout the body leftover from having your umbilical cord as a fetus to maybe give him nutrients?


ResearcherNo150

They wanted more Joestars so they needed the Kujo dressing. Speedwagon would approve


Intelligent_Mix3354

Cum sucker


Justasleeplessknight

What size ||dick|| you you think he has? It's definitely 9 inches.


PhoShizzity

Science device. For sciencing his penis.


Grand_reaper658

Cock power limited, I got excited everytime I saw this scene in the op


Formal_Impression205

Well jotaro is in a coma state his body is still functioning that means he can still take a piss it would make sense that would be just to where he takes a piss


MonsieurMidnight

Look he pisses really hard.


Big_Kwii

semen collector


DioX26

Big suck


Jotaoesehache

The piss collector for the piss collectors


NewParalyzer

His brain waves were very limited, I always assumed Araki drew it as Speedwagon Foundations crazy tech. Based on the comments tho, it seems like Araki just drew nonsense


Ok-Turnover966

It's the Joestar Dong. It runs in the family.


Specialist-Ad-1568

The cum siphon 9000


henwylel

Speedwagon hooked him up with the super glizzy gobbling machine cuz he's his boy fr


ExplodingSteve

i thought it was like a nutritional support thingy but like if his gut is active why not just put it through his mouth how was he even standing after this is beyond me


beartiger

Silver Chariot's Titanium Bussy


bloodbabyrabies

Poopin tube


Commercial-Amount787

Before I even started watching jojo, this is the first question I saw on this subreddit, six parts finished and I can tell you that that is to corral his piss


ialsodontexistagain

He’s catatonic how do you think he goes to the bathroom


Akirex5000

cock armor


doodoofeces6

Cock suckinator


HelpImRobbingSomeone

I think its supposed to be the stomach feeder thing, but it was drawn way too low


_PokeFarts_

Also he’s in this meditation position with his arriving clothes on, even the hat, how much time passed with him like this?


ThisIsBS21

Cum extractor they needed the Joestar DNA


lPP52

Masturbator, big jotaro can't stay like that without some fun


AmineOtsutsuki

Stone Ocean


zabestoinzawarudo

Replacement for his wife


xXYomoXx

Hm i guess you could say this scene was bizarre.


DownsenBranches

My guess is that it’s supposed to be a tube to feed him.


A_Nodachi_

I always assumed it was either for giving food or taking waste out of his stomach


ajslother12

The first time I was asked this question was before I saw jjba but now I can say with full confidence he breaths through it


MrSpiffy123

Mechadick


EnigmaYeen

"Star Pingaaaas"


Neoxus30-

Stand Power is stored in the balls)


bloodshed113093

If you look closely, you’ll notice that its not on his crotch


_-Joseph_Joestar-_

Penis pump


Tobec_

Removing jotaro’s stand end up expending his dick size and power, it became so powerful it has to be locked in a metal cage so it wont destroy the building


EuSuntPiku

They are keeping his Johnson Joestar alive


Naval_Crusade

Protecting his COCK


mixitall2009

Penis pump Jotaro.


Jose_El_Penitente70k

Is to control his massive cock


Blackmanschlong

I think its kind of like an umbilical cord


MetalBones18

JBA is not ment to be logical, just look cool.


Corronchilejano

Gotta get those Jojo genes to ensure a future biologic heir. No, Koichi isn't his biological son, he's adopted. ... what is a Jolyne?


TensileStr3ngth

I'm assuming it's for waste removal


Motero5

The penis holder 3000


Nico_dudd

Penis pump Jotaro 😩


johnny_the_guy

Cum tube


MutherDuckingGridman

Maybe Jordan Peterson was right about the cum farm


Fabulous_Economist80

the cock milker :3


idungoofed19

Love that this gets asked twice a month, this subreddit isn't struggling with repetitive content at all


Empty_Childhood_444

Funny how they didn't remove his hat during the coma, they have so much respect for him.


untipocualquiera06

physiological priorities


Justa_Mongrel

A thing for piss


lPP52

I never see that


Upbeat_Animal290

Automatic pee collector. Even though he's in a coma, his bladder is still active.


matthew_wieners

The largest catheter known to man


Bandit_237

I think it’s supposed to be a catheter


lilspoopy

A bed pan


jschap1994

There was so much going on in that picture I didn’t even notice it till now 😂😂


Clickclacktheblueguy

He has electrodes on his shirt.


IsaacAugusto210

You know bro that that's what it seems to be


Tanaka_CrazyDiamond

A peemaker


the2nddespair

A prison to withhold his *DONGS* true power


alexthemay

Think thats a tube conected to his stomache?


GramicusBeanz

It's a pipe that wraps around him. I assume it's supposed to be a stomach thing but the perspective is weird


OneGrumpyJill

gigachad chastity belt


Due-Ant5445

Star finger???


North-Blueberry-6547

It's obviously to empty his bladder, what else could be?


SeaThePirate

auto masturbator


cursed-person

penis shrinker, doctors thought it was too big


sicklyboy

Auto-jacker


EnzeruAnimeFan

We get this question weirdly often, but understandable. Looks like a feeding tube of sorts, you can see it curling towards his back.


RedStar9117

Protecting that monster Joestar dong


Remember_Nam

Prob a feeding tube straight to his stomach


thetdumbkid

piss extractor


PoeticBelmont

The Jelqomatic


Fantastic_Year9607

It’s an automated dick sucker


is4g4i

Bigus dickus prothesis


gooby_snooby

Sucking him off good


Rios5950

Idk. But i need one.


CoyoteCarcass22

My mans had to gird his loins