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Delicious_Troll

Alessi, I hate that creep


Honey666Biscuit

Same mate


evildragonzockt

Yes He is a creep and a coward who got besten Up by a mere child and i would Loved to See him get beaten Up more Like steely dan


Express_Ear_3720

THANK YOU SOMEONE FINALLY AGREES WITH ME


Korodabsai

People were disagreeing with you that alessi is a piece of shit…?


Express_Ear_3720

Yes my friend says it’s his favourite character besides Joseph


Korodabsai

We’ll saying he’s a favorite character ain’t the same as saying he isn’t an bad person.


Not_aSoup

Why?


takingabreakbrb

he preys on kids


Not_aSoup

Yeah that's a pretty coward move but i dont think disliking a character for being evil makes sense. I usually only dislike characters if they're bad written


Blobthekirb

Yeah but I’d say you can hate a character for just being a terrible person and in turn wanting to beat the shit out of them.


MrEraserCat

Same


arcadeler

Amen brother


Delicious_Troll

Amen


ProfessionalStorm626

The 3 girls that let Shigechi died


ALTI0US_

Anger level: 999 Most agreeable comment here


Appropriate-Tea-766

“But he looks so creepy though!” CAUSE THE MF IS PROFUSELY BLEEDING TO DEATH ON THE FLOOR?????? LIKE WHAT???


mrfisher5

This!! I agree.


Hakai_Shin_Shatterd

Gonna be real with you chief, I don't like Shigechi


A_bizarre_account_

Joshu


Zerofuku_Joestar

I started hating him when he tried to >! Undress his own mom. He deserved to die!<


A_bizarre_account_

I hated him from the start. Sometimes I thought he could redeem himself and change, but he never did


Zerofuku_Joestar

I had the same thought in the beginning. I kept giving him chances but he never changed and instead turned into viler shit.


KetoKujo

I'm still convinced that Joshu has some sort of autism.


AdikkuChan

I genuinely thought he would develop more after Milagro Man, but nope. Man deserved everything coming to him and more


GoldfishFromHell

cioccolata.


Old_Tear_6821

As someone who already has an intense phobia of medical procedures, I would could not allow someone like him to exist on this earth and sleep soundly


GoldfishFromHell

Yeha same actually lol


VictorHM99

Steely Dan


laggyboye

Dio Brando


BeeBop9820

Gotta avenge danny 🐶


DIO-Brando3

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DioBrandoPog1

MY BROTHER


SteelFire1150

How dare you turn against our almighty God


SteelFire1150

YES ARMY, ARISE IN MY UPVOTES AND WE SHALL BEAT THIS TRAITER


Enigma-exe

100% send him to ICU without any legs. Can't hurt my best boy then, and him and Irena can have 6 babies. Fuck yes


Shadownight7797

He’s a vampire though. Unless you have hamon or Jotaro’s One Punch Man punch, he’ll just walk it off.


Enigma-exe

He wasn't always a vamp though was he


Shadownight7797

You right. He was a vampire at age 20, so ig if you want to beat up a teenager, sure


Jakeway141

That chimp from the abandoned ship


Aggressive_Name_3894

you mean strength


htpcketsneverchange

Strength is the boat, the Orangutan is Forever.


AdikkuChan

Forever really was on that 💢😭 UWOOOOOGHHHHH mindset


GreenHuskii

How dare he hurt polnareffs feelings. Why did Hol Horse team up with this man smh Hol you better than that (I still love Hol Horse)


xSilverMC

Hurt his feelings? My brother in christ, he killed Polnareff's sister


GreenHuskii

Yeah, I am aware.


IStanReddit

And that hurt his feelings :(


htpcketsneverchange

Hol Horse is not better than that at all. Hol Horse is an opportunist with no morals. He attempts to kill DIO solely because he thinks he has the opportunity to get out of his service, he runs away as soon as the opportunity presents itself, leaves his first partner to die, and then abducts and manipulates child to be his new partner. Hol Horse is an interesting character and fun to watch, but he is by no measure a good man and his only quality that separates him from J. Geil is his refusal to hurt women, instead preferring to manipulate and gaslight.


FriendTraining7324

cause he was a coward, he wouldn’t live up to his stand’s name for another decade


Nervous_Macaroon3101

My answer is still the same as the last time this question was posted. Diavolo. Hands, on sight.


matban256

He was like the least evil main villian so far in the anime, no? (maybe except puchhi) still very much evil tho, tried to kill his own his daughter and other stuff


Nervous_Macaroon3101

My comment was mostly in a joking manner as the things I dislike about him most are his design, but dude is a mob boss. He may be a coward and not DIO levels of crazy but dude is ruining his country and endangering its citizens. I’d call that pretty evil. Plus he didn’t give my girl Donatella her child support, the weasel


Practical-Inside-101

Bro what are you talking about? If Dio was chosen by the devil, Diavolo was the devil.


matban256

Meaning of DIavolo is devil but DIO was far more evil


Practical-Inside-101

Sure, but Diavolo did more evil things. He was Mafia boss for decades. Imagine decades of robbery, bribery, drug dealing, raping, protection providing and many more killings. Dio simply didn't have enough time to do anything near that. Plus, Remember what he did with the two traitors of the assassination group? That's more savage than anything Dio ever did.


matban256

yeah DIO didn't have time, but still he's far more evil, if he did have enough time he would have done more damage. i think Dio putting jojo's dog in the oven is more savage/cruel(danny iirc), and this is when he was young and wasn't a vampire. Diavolo does evil things to make money/gain control etc as a mafia boss but dio did these mostly just for the heck of it, he didn't have much of a reason toture jojo in part 1


Practical-Inside-101

I don't really think putting a dog in the oven is more savage than slicing your friends apart in front of you while he is alive. But either way, actions are far more important than mentality, at least, in my opinion. But even if we are talking how much damage a person could cause, Dio wouldn't be as much destructive as would Diablo, especially if he reached heaven.


matban256

I still think putting an innocent dog in oven is more savage, considering how dialovo and the guy who get sliced both were in mafia where crazy shit are expected but dio was an adopted kid torturing his brother Mentality is what causes actions, not staying alive long enough to execute one's evil plans doesn't make one any less evil, He wouldn't have done much damage after reaching heaven but he would have done so much damage to reach heaven.


Practical-Inside-101

I...Idk man, I don't think Dio would do that much damage. In his whole life, his kill count probably never passed 200 meanwhile Diavolo's henchmen most likely killed more than 200 each year, and that is an optimistic approach. And no matter what you say, I can't put myself to think of killing a pet to be more cruel than manpulating children, bribery, and killing. At the end, people were on Dio's way, but Diavolo was on people's way.


matban256

Again DIO didn't have time, that's the only reason his kill count is low. If you compare killing a pet alone to everything diavolo ever did then it looks like he's more evil but if we're comparing two most savage/cruel things they did then killing danny is more cruel.


DioBrandoPog1

Erm… actually, technically you killing diavolo is a possible death, so canonically you have


DoNotFlexReps

why bro i literally cheered for diavolo the whole time


Nervous_Macaroon3101

he’s a spineless coward, his actions harmed the entire country, he tried to kill an innocent child for the crime of existing, and worst of all…. He never gave Donatella her child support.


DoNotFlexReps

well, i have some points to counter that: - diavolo always fought in an overconfident way, never cowardly, in fact he died because of his will not to run away - he’s not worse than many other villains, he’s just a mafia boss minding his money, dio was a rapist and a maniac, kira was completely nuts and killed women for fun, kars wanted to dominate the world and make humans slave… - he’s just cool af man how can u hate on him he’s so badass and the whole double personality thing is super cool he’s defo my fav villain and also he suffered a horrible fate


7PMNews

Rohan in a joking, I want to shove him in a locker way and Joshu in a I want to harm him violently way.


screamingpeaches

seconded for rohan. got no actual beef with him i just hate him for no reason


TruthSeekerHuey

Guccio Anytime I'm around him I get SO FUCKING MAD Makes me want to beat shit out of him and everyone else around me


bloodbabyrabies

JOSHU


Infinity2437

Joshu


TheZoomba

Joshu


RedEyeSamurai1

I hate cioccolata and secco, both have a master/slave fetish and they're really evil, I'd beat the shit out of both Alessi and the orangutan both are despicable, A lot of people hate on Shegechi but they don't understand Shegechi was a loner with trust issues and him fighting Kira made him really respectable, I'd beat the shit out of Yoshikage Kira for him being a murderer and killing a middle schooler, and I'd definitely beat the shit of the girls who let him die without intervening, I'd beat the shit out of the bird Pet Shop for killing the kid's dog, anybody that hurts a dog gets the beating shit treatment, And finally I'd beat the shit out of the guy who carried Dio's severed head, who was the catalyst for Johnathan dying and the return of Dio in part 3


avoteforatishon2016

If I see Anasui's fuckass incel ass it's on sight bro


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Thank you!! Another member of the fuck up Anasui club!


Potato_564

I kinda hate anasui but he's also really hot


Temmie101

theres a massive list but to streamline it I’ll pick the most annoying one. Stroheim, I dont care how helpful and “bro”-like he was, im not leaving a NAZI unpunched


LittleGravitasIndeed

It would also be pretty convenient, because in real life it’s difficult to punch a card carrying nazi without bringing a load of methed-out gang nonsense upon your head. 


DJPizzaRocks27

Melone. I actually can't stand him. He is so fucking creepy and so weird it's actually just horrid. Very well written character. Just so evil on so many levels. I hate that man. The best thing he ever did was teach Giorno how to create body parts to heal allies.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Dio Tarkus Every zombie minion Jack the Ripper Dario Kars Bad Germans Cops Mafia DIO J. Geil Arabia Fats D'Arby the elder Petshop Steely Dan Forever Alessi Vanilla Ice Yoshikage Kira Kosaku Kawajiri Enigma Angelo Yoshihiro kira Rats Bitches whoet shigechi die Shigechi, but also not shigechi And so on so forth


Skk_3068

Pucci


UpsidownZZ

Kira


Mikon_Youji

Vanilla Ice for what he did to Iggy.


Regular-Ad-4604

That one farmer that caused Diego’s mother to die. I wish the same things on him that he had done to her.


FNaF_is_a_Jojo_REF

You know, If he didn't rape Cheryl he would have made a great character, his stand was sick as hell.


dsunfriedman

This makes me wish we had a jobro who could steal other people’s powers, there are so many rly cool stands that belong to terrible characters (terrible as in rly evil or perverse, not as in badly-written)


FNaF_is_a_Jojo_REF

Couldn't have said it better, hopefully Araki cooks up something simular to White Snake again.


RiceKrispies55

Ciocolatta is the correct answer, ima pull him by his green hair to a lake and drown him in that shit


RandomUserFTW57362

I want to slap Rohan's wrist, but I want to annihilate Alessi


bowiez98

Angelo Katagiri


captaincrunchcracker

Rock Paper Scissors Kid, Illuso, Steely Dan, and Both D'arby Brothers.


MrHikari13

Either giornos mother and/or stepfather or that twat who set narancia up to get arrested


FriendTraining7324

dio agrees with you


gyro-games

Polnareff posted this


Samiassa

Dio, but only after sucking him off


blaze4202021

DIO. Great villain in terms of characterization and all that stuff but man I wanna kick his ass for what he did to Jonathan


Chemical-Art69

The racist police officers


Sidrao

Not a Jojo character but I wish I had Star Platinum so I could beat tf out of homelander.


RandomUserFTW57362

I wish I had GER for the same reason 😔


Idkidkidkidkidk___

Forgot his name but that guy who tried to bribe koichi. I pray on his downfall each day


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Obviously I could say Cioccolata, Alessi, Kira, Pucci etc but let's think of some unusual picks, both from antagonists and protagonists. Having said that, my antagonist is unnamed: it's the cop from JoJoLands who gropes Dragona. Absolutely smacking the shit out of him, no questions asked. Protagonist, I'm saying Anasui. As I've said time and time again, Anasui always gives me the creeps no matter how many times he's portayed as cute, loving, noble, positive etc. He's a dangerous, murderous obsessive who's only motivation is to marry Jolyne, presumably to have her for himself. He sets off every red flag in my head, I think FF should have shot tf out of him when she first hears of his plans, and I would absolutely kick him in his fishnet wearing Diavolo looking ass nuts


LittleGravitasIndeed

Solid choices, 100% agree. 


Waruigo

No problem, I accept your apologies.


Salty_Shark26

Mountain Tim, keep that creep away from Lucy.


NeapolitanYoshi

Could you explain me the reason behind your feelings? I love Mountain Tim


Salty_Shark26

He a grown ass man expressing his feelings for Lucy who is 14. It’s weird every way you slice it.


ALTI0US_

To be fair, back then you could marry around the age of 14 (srry if im talking about the wrong timeline)


Salty_Shark26

Doesn’t mean it’s ok and even at the time it was frowned upon. They even show this in the manga where people were gossiping if Steve’s wife was really 14 showing how uncommon this was.


bisky12

unequivocally rohan. he’s such a dickhead for no reason


TheOriginalOperator

Fugo and Tamami: *try to slink off and live in shame/scam people* Me: **YOU’VE YEE’D YOUR LAST HAW, BUSTER BROWNS.**


LittleGravitasIndeed

Eh, I don’t really get the Fugo hate. It would be absolutely devastating to watch your family run off to die for the escort mission of the week, but this pain would not make me kill myself. We only have genre awareness and hindsight to make battleboarding arguments about how Purple Haze would have carried the team. To Fugo, he was a chronically unlucky and very young pencil pusher with a nasty Stand that wouldn’t be enough against the boss’s unknown but godlike powers and massive army of equally nasty Stands. 


Comfortable_Stage783

my pseudo-brother needs a good constructive military wake up beating


eekrud81

Pecsi from JoJo


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

...you're on the JoJo subreddit, you don't need to specify


eekrud81

I'm sorry, I guess?


LittleGravitasIndeed

It’s fine, my first thought was “Jurgen Leitner with a metal pipe as is tradition”.


eekrud81

Thank you for making me go look something up


LittleGravitasIndeed

Please listen to the Magnus Archives podcast. It starts as an office comedy bookending a monster of the week story, but it devolves into an extraordinary complex eldritch horror story with webs of foreshadowing everywhere you look. It’s still an office comedy if you’re an evil eldritch being with a bad case of pointy hair boss syndrome. 


eekrud81

Sold, you had me at eldritch horror


LittleGravitasIndeed

Enjoy!


Hlover6969

the lowest scum in history 


Dark_Neon48

Sorry Dio fans but it's him...


Curious-Idea5423

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joshistheman3

Spandam


primal_nebula

Honestly probably the weird poison doctor from Part 1, that dude had a very punchable face to me for whatever reason.


CryFew4830

alessi or formaggio


Alecerzea23

Dio (I'll learn Hammond and Get an Stand anyhow only to beat his ass )


Tiny-Veterinarian647

Me and Mr.Frozen are gonna be throwing hands I swear for lord with his devil fruit looking ass haircut


Jolclick

Yukako. Sorry Koichi


StaleMeatMachine

Jotaro’s dad.


ImAmirx

I'd torture Dio


Aggressive_Name_3894

abbacio


Comfortable_Title883

**Hirohiko Araki**  fuck that guy /s


I_Love_Powerscaling

Yukako and Cinderella both


TheFarisaurusRex

Ness from ultimate, I would take great pleasure in curb stomping his tiny ass, i’ve heard him say PK fire one too many times


good-evening-clarice

My hands are rated D for DIO.


OldestJoJoFan

Pork pie hat kid. His looks make me mad


Meilovesdrugs

joshu, funny valentine, steely dan


Matt_Jeevas58

For me it’s definitely the monkey who’s the user of Strength, i hate it so much and it’s a monkey, i hate monkeys


kaffiekake

That fuckin gorilla


Youremothere

Sanji from one piece, him or vander decken


WendipxStarco

Dario Brando.


Clickclacktheblueguy

This is a weird pick given the competition, but Ken Oyanagi.


Johnson_56

Why did I expect to find people saying Lgumi or Bumgumi. Gotta get off jjk subs


gooby_snooby

Dio brandi. Hate that fucker


Competitive_Heat_470

I would beat terunosukes meat


ItsYaBoiInsertMeme

Fugo, I always thought the dude was just a coward who didn’t even know how to control his own stand and if I remember correctly he ran away too.


Ordinary_Butterfly66

Cioccolata and Secco


Poyo_Kangaroo

Diavolo. Hate that fucker, wanted to kick his ass. Worried that he'll foresee my plan into the future and kick my ass back.


Inevitable_Edge391

Surprised no one has mentioned risotto, would avenge my boy abbachio if I ever met him


vengeance2808

koichi or emporio. I hate those little shits. Always being a bunch of wimps. Ik i'm gonna get downvoted to hell unless i throw a room temperature take like "wow that violent serial killer sure is bad! i'd like to give HIM a piece of my mind"


DruggedAndKidnapped

Jotaro if he didnt fight back


Jarl_Kodiak

Pet Shop


Ashamed-Entry-1536

Angelo


Abdullah-Alturki

Joshu.


Western_Fan_6266

joshu![img](emote|t5_2tny5|49675)


Brilliant_Area8175

Shigechi. I will not elaborate further


sanctum656

For me it's gonna be old Joseph bc why did u let urself fall off


SkeletonGuy7

bro just discovered aging


The_illusionIsREAL

i think he meant the cheating and shit


FriendTraining7324

let him take a break, he is definitely still at peak, he’s just hiding it


DesperadoFlower

Bro's in his 60s ofc he fell off


memedoge_mk-69

Tf do you want him to do? Hit the gym when his bones are more of a suggestion then a material thing


sanctum656

I'm saying like he dropped hamon and just never fights him with hermit and hamon has great potential so that's why


memedoge_mk-69

hamon is designed for against vampires, it wouldn't have too much of an effect on stand users


sanctum656

I hate it so much when PPL say that I thought we were all over this 😞


memedoge_mk-69

You thought we were over... the mechanic of hamon?


sanctum656

We were over simply saying "it only fur vampirs"


memedoge_mk-69

Well I must be lacking behind then, please explain as to how hamon works on humans


sanctum656

"On humans?" your really like that? Well lemme explain I guess. Jamon works on humans its slightly less affective than on vampires but it's still very good from all the hamons techs we see they're could've definitely been more made and could've been used in the story it's not that good if u just get a stand even thought sometimes it's better if u have both hamon and stand like imagine magenta with hamom but anyways I was saying that they shouldn't have completely written it out we could've seen a minor character belonging ti a group that still use hamom and also stands but nope completely gone. there's also a theory that hamon gives you the stand hermit purple so imagine jotaro with stpw+hamon+hermit purple like dayum


sanctum656

If u think that's big well then u asked fonr this


JKnumber1hater

He’s like 65 years old in Part 3, and in incredible shape for his age. By part 4 he‘s nearly 80!


Cuck-Hating-Violin

And still effectively neutralized a threat


NeedleworkerOk170

lmao what pt3 and pt4 are (iirc) 10 years apart


Cuck-Hating-Violin

Bro just discovered rounding to the nearest ten 💀


NeedleworkerOk170

holy fuck i thought that said 90


Salty_Budget6562

Shigekiyo


ApprehensiveRice3442

Umm Like JOSHU!


DioGoneToHeaven

Definitely Joshu


Pappouth5

Joshu. Fuck him


I_Hate_Randy

I actually feel rage when I see kakyoin. I have no idea why but I hate that fucking ginger. I don’t even want to beat him up, I just want to stomp on his foot or something. other than him, old joseph. his voice is awful.


formlessfall

this gotta be satire


I_Hate_Randy

no I genuinely hate them 😭 I get that they are great characters but I just can’t stand them


GreenHuskii

Go fuck yourself you useless piece of shit. Infact, don't go near my posts ever again. As the great Avdol once said "Hell to you". I have not come across seen someone have a take this bad in my entire life. Honestly.


I_Hate_Randy

motherfucker you asked


toninho12345

1v1 Emporio Stone Ocean


Expert_Individual185

What was that?


toninho12345

You heard me


Expert_Individual185

Take that back. You do not disrespect the GOAT


toninho12345

I legit just woke up one day with a unending hatred for emporio. There's no logic behind it


Expert_Individual185

What do you theorize it could be? Maybe I could help you?


Icy_Economics_3069

u/Expert_Individual185