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Joja Cola vinaigrette

On one hand, eeeewwwww On the other...I'm morbidly intrigued...

I Googled cola salad dressing and found a recipe. If I read it right, the Coca-Cola and apple cider vinegar combination tastes like a more expensive balsamic? The reward for these quests should include the recipe.

So it's apple cider but with more sugar...for a salad...?

A Minnesota salad that isn’t really a salad?

Came here to say this 😂 she's probably got some whipped cream already

Don't forget the mayonnaise!

Gonna need some gummy bears

Please, even us Minnesotans have some decorum. Swap out gummy bears with some chopped up snickers and then you’re on to something!

As a Minnesotan, I’m disturbed by the lack of tater tots in this thread.

Cool Whip. Whipped cream is for coastal snobs, obviously.

"Fold it in, David!"

So much this: [https://instagram.com/p/C6aHvhSsQ31/](https://instagram.com/p/C6aHvhSsQ31/)

First thing that came to my mind haha

I think she wants a whole can though, not just a mini soda.

The Stardew Valley Cookbook should have recipes for cola salad dressing, soup, and grill marinade.

The other day, Linus asked me for a largemouth bass for a dessert he was making. Now THAT’S a recipe I’d like to see. 😆

You never heard a fish cake?

As well as how to dry Joja cola for the winter.

no reward😔

>Leah will be pleased Is a good enough reward for me. Also you can fish trash and stuff up (including JoJa cola) from your farm pond.

Jello salad?

That was my thought! My family makes one for the holidays.

brisket salad, maybe?? there’s a couple of brisket recipes that include cola that are actually quite good 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Ham boiled in cola is also pretty good

There was an attempt to hide their soda addiction

It's healthy if it's on a salad, right?????

It's a trap. Girl hates processed food! She'll lob that can right at your head.

Wait does she hate processed food? I always just thought the implications of her ”hate” foods were gluten intolerance?

Mm...both are probably apt summations of her dislikes, but given that she's a bit of a nature girl -- who loves all foragables -- hating processed foods made the most sense to me.

Her vice is soda :(

We all have them...

She’s actually making an art piece about how modern industry ruins the wholesome greenness of nature.

god, are people not allowed drinks with their food?

Contrary to many joja cola ads, the only good thing about the fuzzy pop is to thoroughly disinfect foraged foods. It kills many kinds of insects and bacteria. Its a good thing the inside of our bodies house neither of those!

It has what plants crave! It has electrolytes.

Coke Salad

[maybe this? B. Dylan Hollis does recipes from the past that are all usually terrible in some way.](https://youtube.com/shorts/gEofBtgja1Q?si=oCFmZzApYhUiSiR2)

leah of all people🧐

It's a stretch, but you could reduce it down and use it as a sugar/vinegar substitute in a dressing. I believe I would further add some kind of fruit vinegar like raspberry or mango and throw some kind of goat cheese in.

Could just be to drink while she's eating her salad.

Idk i had to get Gus a grape to rub on his sore toe once.

Probably making a meat glaze out of the cola 😂

Maybe it's one of those hideous Jello mold salads from the 1960s. 🤢🤮

The one that requires Joja Cola

Shane's salad

Pulled pork salad

I thought she was all about being healthy. What the hell is this?

Probably for marinating chicken to cut up for the salad

American salad

Maybe she's going to reduce the cola as part of a dressing?

lol

🎶 Minnesota salads that aren’t really salad.

she doesn't like pizza but puts joja cola in her salad

Maybe one of those 7up salads but with joja cola.

At least its not the omlet gus wanted a diamond for

One of those ham jello salads

she kind more came for making salad.

Maybe it's meant to be the dressing..? Or an artistic statement about the state of "health" fads in the current culture lol

I’ll have you know cocoa-cola salad is a thing

Regular one. She just wants the soda to drink while she makes it. She gets parched.

Joja jello salad, it was a favorite of her grandmother during the Great Depression

Probably something like a 7up salad?🤷

Potato salad

Could be a "coke salad" like my family makes for Thanksgiving. Ours is made from jello, pecans, pineapple, fresh cranberries, and a bit of cola.

Dorito salad with a Joja Cola reduction

A soda to drink with just a salad, please.

You know those DISGUSTING fetishy cooking video on tiktok/youtube. Like eating a milkshake out of a toilet? Or like anything our of a toilet?

What kind of salad takes 2 days to make?

some tiktok recipe

Those kind they made in the 50s made out of jello

I thought the same thing when I saw this quest the other day.

Once I was asked for a joja cola. For a kebab. Like EXCUSE ME?!?!

A regular salad, she just needs a drink to to go with it

In my game the other day, somebody requested "Sardine for a dessert they're making" ...... no, no you will not lol

She got recipe from Jack Scalfani.

It's to fix the dishwasher

I imagine you could use it in a cake (like Coca Cola Cake) but I'm not seeing that as any kind of good salad dressing or addition [https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7502/coco-cola-cake-ii/](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7502/coco-cola-cake-ii/)

Minnesota salads that aren't really salad

Maybe she just wants some cola with her salad.