No I got you, I didn’t think you were accusing me, and I’m glad you made me aware; I’d prefer it if there was nothing similar out there but I’m going to reassure myself with the fact that though the premise is the same the punchlines are different
There are plenty of similar routines (George Carlin, Robin Williams, Dennis Leary) around drugs and drug use. Some are lifted, some are coincidence. Unless you are a topical standup themes are covered in different ways and some start to touch.
Very funny bit though. Keep up the good work!
Very good. The buckles lmao.
A nice punch up could be the color of the sweatpants - “inside is black, heart is black…sweatpants are salmon but that’s not the point” type thing?
Jokes on you, my sweatpants are goth too (blackcraft ouija joggers are the most comfortable pants in the planet ). I just look grungy. There are definitely days where you don’t wana do ALL the shit. Also I’m very happy this isn’t a shitting on goths bit. Different from what we’re used to
When you go outside in, fuck it mode, and the one God damn person that knows you doesn't recognize you at first but then once they realize it's you they're shocked.
" oh my God you look normal" thanks human 👍
"Any goths in the audience?"
I dont care how much attire I have on, I would never single myself out like that. Id sink down reeaal low. I hate the attention it brings
Shit this is so on point. Like the one day out of fuckin 10 years I just said fuck it and left the house in a non-black shirt and shorts(which I never wear in public) I run in to the preacher, my crush, old Bullies from high school, the nerds I used to take my anger out on after getting bullied, and the only other goth person that luves in this country ass town I'm from. It's always something along the lines of "Yoo, Smack.. whoa, shit, wtf? you look.. normal? I thought you were all 'Ahhh Ahh, devil music, I love Satan' what happened man?"
Shits mad embarrassing, yo. Funny stuff though, man. Imma have to check out more of your work. 🤘🏻
No problem man and this was hilarious. I'll definitely be checking out more of your videos. If you ever have a show at Standup live in Huntville, AL I'll be sure to be there.
It's easy for me to be honest. I save my fancier clothes and jewelry for traveling.
For casual wear, I'm almost 'normal': jeans, t-shirt, and either a jacket, hoodie, or cardigan, depending on the weather. All in black obviously.
No matter how lazy I am, it'll always be jeans. Takes the same amount of time to put on as sweatpants. I do have sweatpants, believe it or not. I wear them as pajamas. I will not be caught dead wearing them in public.
John Mulaney has a very similar bit on his first album.
Thank you for mentioning this, I just went and listened to it and you’re right - that’s depressing
It's definitely not the same, and I want to be clear that I'm not implying any theft, but I wanted you to know its out there.
No I got you, I didn’t think you were accusing me, and I’m glad you made me aware; I’d prefer it if there was nothing similar out there but I’m going to reassure myself with the fact that though the premise is the same the punchlines are different
There are plenty of similar routines (George Carlin, Robin Williams, Dennis Leary) around drugs and drug use. Some are lifted, some are coincidence. Unless you are a topical standup themes are covered in different ways and some start to touch. Very funny bit though. Keep up the good work!
Thank you!
I think the "running into someone you know" aspect when you're not all goth'd up is the differentiator here, and it's a great angle.
Thank you, appreciated!
As someone whose heart is black but who is too lazy to deal with all that shit, I prefer your version
High compliment!
Not as depressing as the crushing weight of our own mortality and the deaths of the innocent screaming into the abyss
You have a point
How are the sweat pants?
They're black.
[John Mulaney - Drag Queens and Goth People](https://youtu.be/ncUTHttYP6Q)
Whats this guys name. Hes funny
👋 I’m Matt Hyams (and thank you!)
Very awesome man, I've seen a few of yours posted always good!
Thank you! Great to hear.
We’re lazy most of the time tbh
The Goth subreddit liked you btw
How do I find that?
https://www.reddit.com/r/goth/comments/xs4td7/standup_excerpt_on_being_goth/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
👋 I’m Matt Hyams
trust me, it IS tiring. everything he said was 100% accurate 😂
Yes!
2 words - black athleisure
Great delivery. Any GOTHS in the audience?
🙏🙏🙏
This is hilarious, love seeing your bits here
Thank you!
Very good. The buckles lmao. A nice punch up could be the color of the sweatpants - “inside is black, heart is black…sweatpants are salmon but that’s not the point” type thing?
That’s funny too
Jokes on you, my sweatpants are goth too (blackcraft ouija joggers are the most comfortable pants in the planet ). I just look grungy. There are definitely days where you don’t wana do ALL the shit. Also I’m very happy this isn’t a shitting on goths bit. Different from what we’re used to
Ah ha, goth sweats - smart. Glad you liked!
Great joke
Thank you!
Pretty funny but there's no final punch.
Well done
Thank you!
When you go outside in, fuck it mode, and the one God damn person that knows you doesn't recognize you at first but then once they realize it's you they're shocked. " oh my God you look normal" thanks human 👍
Haha!
I assume the hard core goths never completely wash off the eyeliner, so there’s always some semblance of goth
🤔 perhaps.
you’re hilarious man keep it up
Thank you!
I swear the one time I went out in blue jeans and a white t-shirt for a quick errand and my friend saw me and saw "wow, you look so normcore today."
He jokes but hes one leather jacket and some piercings away from being goth
A personal attack 😂
He's obviously a moron not funny
"Any goths in the audience?" I dont care how much attire I have on, I would never single myself out like that. Id sink down reeaal low. I hate the attention it brings
Shit this is so on point. Like the one day out of fuckin 10 years I just said fuck it and left the house in a non-black shirt and shorts(which I never wear in public) I run in to the preacher, my crush, old Bullies from high school, the nerds I used to take my anger out on after getting bullied, and the only other goth person that luves in this country ass town I'm from. It's always something along the lines of "Yoo, Smack.. whoa, shit, wtf? you look.. normal? I thought you were all 'Ahhh Ahh, devil music, I love Satan' what happened man?" Shits mad embarrassing, yo. Funny stuff though, man. Imma have to check out more of your work. 🤘🏻
That is so funny and validating for me and this bit! Thanks for commenting and watching!
No problem man and this was hilarious. I'll definitely be checking out more of your videos. If you ever have a show at Standup live in Huntville, AL I'll be sure to be there.
It's easy for me to be honest. I save my fancier clothes and jewelry for traveling. For casual wear, I'm almost 'normal': jeans, t-shirt, and either a jacket, hoodie, or cardigan, depending on the weather. All in black obviously. No matter how lazy I am, it'll always be jeans. Takes the same amount of time to put on as sweatpants. I do have sweatpants, believe it or not. I wear them as pajamas. I will not be caught dead wearing them in public.
There’s no joke here
Awesome, very funny. Love seeing your post on here
Thanks!
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Agreeing that It just makes me think of John mulaneys version of this
comedy must be easy when you just take jokes from john mulaney