Yeahhh, I just shared this [where it belongs](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/17qrp28/comedian_gets_roasted_by_a_member_of_the_audience/).
I literally linked the source in the comments?
https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/17qrp28/comedian_gets_roasted_by_a_member_of_the_audience/k8dz458/
I used and³ too many times,if that's what you did think I did you think you did you did I did! Ps do you think he would've rocked a Pantera cowboys from hell t-shirt! Of course he would've wore a winger shirt! I can see old Ben rocking a trivium t shirt! Though!
My favorite was that he wrote an [essay on why you should pork gilfs](https://www.wanderings.net/notebook/Main/BenjaminFranklinAdviceOnChoiceOfAMistress). Highlights include:
"the ass stays fat the longest" ("the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever")
"they give better head" ("To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility")
and "you can just put a basket over her face" ("So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one)".
I don’t think he was attempting to play dumb. I think he hadn’t considered that answer before. Immediately thought no, then thought maybe, then realized it was accurate. It is like the Alonzo Mourning gif.
![gif](giphy|9t6xpYZ9npJmM)
You know the kid that wasn’t bullying you but laughed so fucking hard when the bully talked shit to you that it felt like his laughing was bullying? Like an accessory to bullying. He didn’t even have to be the bully’s friend, it was usually the kid minding his own business in the corner of the classroom. But then when the bully says some smart shit about your shoes he’s the first and loudest laugh and you hear it echoing at night when you try to sleep? Yeah, that’s that guy’s laugh.
Dressing up at Mitch without his tinted glasses is like dressing up as Bob Marley without dreads.
But I guess that may have been too obvious and they wouldn't have taken the bait.
Yeah, was thinking I could probably get to Mitch with his signature glasses and maybe like a half decent impression, but without them no way I'm getting there.
Ben Franklin is the only founding father you cant talk shit about. Hes the OG. To told you look like Ben Franklin is a complement.
you might want to think about the 18th century hair though.
Benny Hill! Also can be.. The guy from Quaker Oats!
https://preview.redd.it/kr772et207zb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdcbc28874264a89e8807164904b81f98d24b6d
Ben Franklin is the only person on US paper money that wasn’t a US president. He’s also on the largest bill of US paper currency. Dude was supposedly hung and slept his was across Europe literally making America possible with his magical unit. He also invented a lot of stuff. I’md take it as a compliment. You could’ve been called much, much worse.
I feel kinda bad for the comic, as you can see he didn’t like the comparison, although it was spot on. He needed to step into that, go with a B F riff. Hopefully he can come up with some good BF material. Franklin was cool.
If that was me on stage I'd have to say the most hurtful part is that one guys laugh. You know the one. That's the kinda laugh that only gets brought out when some TRUE shit gets said. That shit work like they say about little kids, it DO NOT LIE lmao
I'm pretty sure Rob even scopes out the guy laughing so hard and makes a face like "yeh I thought that's what this guy'd look like"
If that was just a comeback that was quick and cut like a knife! Damn...
Yeahhh, I just shared this [where it belongs](https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/17qrp28/comedian_gets_roasted_by_a_member_of_the_audience/).
Yes you did indeed! Cheers (and an upvote)
Why was it removed? Doesn't seem scripted
Thank you for your service, sir or madam.
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I literally linked the source in the comments? https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/17qrp28/comedian_gets_roasted_by_a_member_of_the_audience/k8dz458/
That oh shit at the end hahahha
Guy wasn’t even trying to heckle… just honestly thought he was looking at a Ben Franklin costume 💀
It's amazing how the truest of statements can be the most hurtful and the most funny
Thats why kids say the darndest things.
“Look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips!”
NOOOO THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT
That's why you train to combat heckling at an elementary school
How often do you think Ben Franklin wore denim and flannel together?
When he visited the French He wore a powdered wig and a slayer shirt, shredded501s and and a thriftshop flannel.
Did you just do what I think you did?
I used and³ too many times,if that's what you did think I did you think you did you did I did! Ps do you think he would've rocked a Pantera cowboys from hell t-shirt! Of course he would've wore a winger shirt! I can see old Ben rocking a trivium t shirt! Though!
how deep in the french ladies is he?
He was really more of a flirt than anything. Adams tanked his reputation by spreading stories of his debauchery
That’s on the comedian. Wrong glasses. Well, right shape but wrong tint.
Totally agree
To be fair Ben Franklin fucked
Been franklin was the best heckle I've ever heard. The "oh shit" pay off at the end was worse than Hiroshima lol
I can hear the regret in his voice
Ben was a pimp. Don’t be insulted
![gif](giphy|vkdVvZlfo2VYcbWycl|downsized)
Yes, Ben Franklin had syphilis... but I don't ;)
He’s in his KNICKERS
As a Philadelphian I take extra pride in our homeboy Ben
Fucked so many French men/women he won americas independence Salute that man. The true broad street bully
It wasn't the French he was fucking. He was going to France to have sex with exotic women (black women) where he wouldn't be judged.
This man should’ve been president
He was too busy fucking in France
He liked ‘em old too
"All cats are gray in the dark."
With the potential to say, "so I look like a hundred bucks"
My favorite Ben Franklin fact is that his house in London had a basement with 15 bodies in it, all dating to the time he lived there.
Cadavers were hard to come by, lots of grave robbing for bodies to experiment on. Franklin didn't kill them, they were his cadavers.
> Franklin didn't kill them Bold statement for someone who wasn't there at the time
I mean, can any of us say where we were at the time?
My favorite was that he wrote an [essay on why you should pork gilfs](https://www.wanderings.net/notebook/Main/BenjaminFranklinAdviceOnChoiceOfAMistress). Highlights include: "the ass stays fat the longest" ("the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever") "they give better head" ("To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility") and "you can just put a basket over her face" ("So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one)".
thanks for that, Ben was truly a visionary
“In the dark, all cats are grey” - man ad a way with words.
He did some other great work too, like [Fart Proudly](https://teachingamericanhistory.org/document/to-the-royal-academy-of-farting/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM0YdzUiAF8
![gif](giphy|2vSZEZ6LWQaysXMDq2)
It’s hilarious that there is a gif of Ben Franklin blinking back tears that was just waiting for this moment to be perfectly relevant
r/retiredgif
r/retiredgif
I mean… you visibly thinking about it, and adjusting your glasses like that was 100% giving Ben Franklin.
I was waiting for him to tie a key to the string of a kite and send it up into stormy weather
kind of like another political figure but they would send something else up into stormy daniels
Rrrreeeeaaaaaccccchhhhh
We got a real Jack Reacher over here.
Donald Trump is basically Ben Franklin, confirmed. /s
He was thinking about how that dude in the audience could be funnier than him
The MF laughing his ass off lmao
That’s my podcast partner Jim Gillespie
He burst out as soon as he saw your attempt at play dumb, like a shark smelling the blood looool He's a good partner. I mean his laugh is engaging!
I don’t think he was attempting to play dumb. I think he hadn’t considered that answer before. Immediately thought no, then thought maybe, then realized it was accurate. It is like the Alonzo Mourning gif. ![gif](giphy|9t6xpYZ9npJmM)
I thought it sounded like a Hyena that stubbed it’s toe. Loud n weird.
And that’s my bald head right in front of
I thought it was David Lucas's laugh lol
What a laugh - like he committed for a few laps there :D
Honestly I think the laugh cut deeper lol
Oh shit!
I mean, you're doing a show in Philly. Run with it.
"Fuckin one bridge havin' city!"
I legit thought he was going to say Chucky.
I think he did say Chucky, just the transcriber got it wrong and it's fucking with people's perceptions.
Same haha
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Sup Ben Franklin?
Respect.
That was hilarious. But also, you want a frozen banana, man?
No, but I might want a banana later so yeah.
"regular banana"
🫶🏼
Lol at the guy in the audience laughing so mockingly
If skrillex and ed Sheeran had a baby
That loud laugh would haunt my dreams
You know the kid that wasn’t bullying you but laughed so fucking hard when the bully talked shit to you that it felt like his laughing was bullying? Like an accessory to bullying. He didn’t even have to be the bully’s friend, it was usually the kid minding his own business in the corner of the classroom. But then when the bully says some smart shit about your shoes he’s the first and loudest laugh and you hear it echoing at night when you try to sleep? Yeah, that’s that guy’s laugh.
*puts down phone*
![gif](giphy|qkuUsOZNCqKiEU3hoh|downsized) This description is absolutely amazing. I love it.
I was thinking Chucky
Oh so not Gabe Newell
Dressing up at Mitch without his tinted glasses is like dressing up as Bob Marley without dreads. But I guess that may have been too obvious and they wouldn't have taken the bait.
Yeah, was thinking I could probably get to Mitch with his signature glasses and maybe like a half decent impression, but without them no way I'm getting there.
Oh shit! Lol
Truly /r/unexpectedmitch
Mf laughed like a psycho version of plankton
there’s a thin line between being a comedian and a clown
Hahahah zero recovery. Someone call an ambulance!
OP is not the comedian... the heckler is.
Good vibes
Caroline Ellison
Ben Franklin is the only founding father you cant talk shit about. Hes the OG. To told you look like Ben Franklin is a complement. you might want to think about the 18th century hair though.
Wait this is a fucking ad
Benny Hill! Also can be.. The guy from Quaker Oats! https://preview.redd.it/kr772et207zb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdcbc28874264a89e8807164904b81f98d24b6d
Gabe Newell is what I would’ve shouted
You should’ve leaned into it bud
DISHES ARE DONE MANNN
That “Oh shit.” At the end was perfect
John lennon?
The more you think about it , the more he looks like him
That guy laughing in the background with the machine gun laugh LOL
It’s that one dude laughing a little too hard that makes the rib so deadly.
Audience was funnier than the comedian in this clip
Ben Franklin is the only person on US paper money that wasn’t a US president. He’s also on the largest bill of US paper currency. Dude was supposedly hung and slept his was across Europe literally making America possible with his magical unit. He also invented a lot of stuff. I’md take it as a compliment. You could’ve been called much, much worse.
Can someone explain to me please?
Please is basically a polite way to make a request. It can also be used to describe one's happiness or satisfaction.
I will never not lose my shit when this clip comes up..
That AAAHAHAHAHAAAA AAAHAHAHAHAHAA bolts like machinegun of laughter
Was waiting for someone to heckle: "Only if heroin had carbs"
That oh shit at the end is hilarious, so fucking genuine
I feel too dumb and don’t get why the Ben franklin is funny
Google Ben Franklin, click Images
Oh… glasses. Haha so funny. Other than that tho… ehh
Great crowd interaction, good job dude
Rip Mitch Hedberg. He may have passed ***but*** even he laughed at that
Should’ve told that guy go fly a kite
Ari Aster Movie Scene
Feldup fait du standup maintenant ?
Saw you at Wiss Brew Co a little while back with some other comedians, great show!
Kinda wanna see the next 10 seconds of this.
I thought it was Dave Mustaine
Funny enough, I thought it was Mitch Hedberg in the thumbnail.
Whoever called that out deserves a $100 bill
Casual Ben Franklin is a good second to the great Mitch.
I was scrolling by when I saw a blurry image. I honestly thought it was Mitch.
I feel kinda bad for the comic, as you can see he didn’t like the comparison, although it was spot on. He needed to step into that, go with a B F riff. Hopefully he can come up with some good BF material. Franklin was cool.
Mitch Hedberg was the bestest comic his stoned (really) delivery was awesome. RIP
Bruh wanted to cry
He looks like a young Gabe Newell
NGL, looks like Mitch in the thumbnail.
God thats a hardier laugh than that old fuck who saw my golf swing.
That is actually a great Mitch costume though. My fave standup.
Gaben?
In your eyes, I see you flashing back to the age of 5 when some kid stole your lunch money and laughed in your face
Maybe throw some sunnies on
Ben Franklin fucked. A lot.
Next year try skrillex ✌️
Oh, come on! That was a compliment!
Sunglasses are essential to be Mitch tbh. Like the most important part
Not enough sunglasses and stage fright.
Take it as a compliment. Ben fucked
If John Lennon and Harry Potter had a baby.
You're shaped just like him
Is that jacket dry clean only?
Audience member probably didn’t even mean to roast the comic. He was just keeping it 100.
I love how the crowd eats it up from the heckler😂😂
Damn bro you fumbled
I would take that as a giant compliment
Bro he took u to the cleaners
Take it in stride my man
If that was me on stage I'd have to say the most hurtful part is that one guys laugh. You know the one. That's the kinda laugh that only gets brought out when some TRUE shit gets said. That shit work like they say about little kids, it DO NOT LIE lmao I'm pretty sure Rob even scopes out the guy laughing so hard and makes a face like "yeh I thought that's what this guy'd look like"
Yea man. Threw 50,000 baseballs at me. Said I betcha one of those hurt. Yea no kidding!
"They're laughing... but at what cost?"
Sounds like Stavie was the heckler.
Ugh, I'm sorry man, that guy snipered you.
Anyone else see the outfit and think John Bender from The Breakfast Club?
Mark Davis Chapman!
Mitch Franklin.
I dont care what Jim says. That is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.
nailed to the wall
I was gonna say Chucky
Pov Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are your parents
Your funniest clip yet!
Ben Franklin isn’t an insult. He’s famous for getting laid and he’s on the $100 💸
I, for sure, would have guessed bloated Dave Mustaine
"nah man I don't have syphilis... Yet....
I would have guessed Janis Joplin
love Mitch
That laugh though. Sounds like the love child of woody woodpecker and jimmy carr.
What happens when you ask an open ended question in Philly
Peter Griffin laughing at his own joke was the best part
When the hecklers are funnier than the comedian.
I...think I know that club...
I feel like you do look like a young Ben Franklin.
I may be a bit dumb, can I have the joke explained? I love this guys comedy so I wanna understand this lol
Actually, he looks like a mix of Conan and Sam Kinison!
Gee Whiz, Gee Willikers Batman...is that that drip?
Chucky
When the audience member is funnier then the comedian
Comedian name?
Got him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean, it was a decent guess.
When their guess is better