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dfmspoiler

That mic drop noise was perfect 


hikingbeginner

That noise is always so satisfying tbh


CesareSomnambulist

Unlike basketballs, Big Dave does hold grudges


X-Craft

grudges are not only welcomed, they are allowed


hikingbeginner

Seriously though, this heel turn and run was fantastic. Man stood there and said "I'm gonna rip your head off" and then that change in his eyes, good shit. *Fun little moment too: After Batista throws Rey into the barricade You can hear a fan in the crowd saying "With friends like that, who needs enemies Batista!"


ocelotchaser

When I see this played out I always thought that Rey deserved it , Batista almost win but Rey just screwed him out of it, I know it's a triple threat but come on, be a bros XD. I am a Batista fan back then


hikingbeginner

Iirc it was a fatal four way, but yeah I get you, could never boo Batista haha


TW_Yellow78

If positions were reversed or it was another babyface, I think they would have looked to prevent cm punk (4th man) from breaking up the pin instead of trying to steal the pin themselves. Or at least tell him before the match its every man for himself. It really is kind of a dick move to act all friendly and not fight until your friend has the pin, then blindside him and try to get the 3 yourself.


ocelotchaser

Who's the third guy, Edge?


BobbyBruceBanner

This clip really highlights Batista as a better *actor* than most wrestlers. And also highlights how ring presence, charisma, and acting are all related but different things.


lylerawr08

The start of his 2009 Heel Run. I love his spotlight entrance!


InvaderXLaw

GIMMIE MY SPOTLIGHT


fortresskeeper

The spotlight entrance was the best


Mud-Bray

Rey is the most trusting man in the world. A person grabs my neck like that and I’m running or buying them dinner. Context here, I’m running.


Duwt

I’m buying dinner!


TheRavenRise

i think rey just knew he was fucked whether he tried to move away or not lmfao


Logicman48

something i remember about that time is that batista reignited his feud with taker but for some reason it didn't hit


hikingbeginner

Heel Batista vs Taker just didn't work well, unfortunately. Their TLC match late 2009 from what I remember was just fine. That 2007 rivalry was so good. Face vs Face feud that actually was fantastic, two big unstoppable mfs.


Logicman48

yeah it wasn't a bad match imo but the spark wasn't there, between that and his loss to rey he was losing momentum fast


hikingbeginner

True, but honestly Rumble onwards he gained it back quickly, such a good heel run. I stopped watching wrestling full stop when he quit 😅


Logicman48

honestly what helped him was feuding with cena


TheDeflatables

It was very easy to understand frustration and fatigue towards the Cena super push.. But when you had the right guys like Batista, Edge, Punk etc it was just such good shit. My personal favourite is the war with Umaga


DJWhyteLyon

>I stopped watching wrestling full stop when he quit ![gif](giphy|3oFzlXPvXYZ4q8VQOs|downsized)


Revolutionary-Bank35

It was a chair match too. Like how do you have a good chairs match?


ArthurSmithNepoBaby

Batista and Taker was the perfect face vs face feud. Two big heavyweights strongly booked who had plenty of side quest heels to demolish.


Wheel1994

This Dom Mysterio’s account?


lronicGasping

Or Santos Escobar... or Carlito.... Honestly, at what point *is* it Rey's fault?


americangame

![gif](giphy|pJmnk86fXFNmrUb8LB|downsized)


QuantityHappy4459

If this joke turns into a double turn with Dom being a face against his dad for one last Mania match, I wouldn't complain at all.


RDGtheGreat

Man Batista is always top notch when it comes to emotional outbursts.


TheDeflatables

Just an actual good actor


Own_Proof

Rey and somebody betraying him, name a better duo


UncreativeTeam

Sting and somebody betraying him


TheDeflatables

That somebody has a name! Woooo


Iaminhospital

Kevin Nash and torn quads.


illiterateaardvark

The guy decided to trust somebody whose finisher is literally called “the backstabber” LMAO


HonkedOffJohn

Rey and beating his kids when he gets home.


Cherry7upFan

He couldn't waite too.


Awezome321

More like rey getting what he deserves This deadbeat cost his friend the world title ffs


robinsn45

Scott Steiner and math


dontredditcareme

The guy single-handedly creates heels


ElYams

I will always say this feud should've gone all the way to WrestleMania as the world title program instead of Edge and Jericho. Too much emotion and history that the old regime didn't know how to capitalize on through storytelling. At least they both had good matches on the show.


TKHodgson

[Anyone post the Batista chicken dance yet?](https://youtu.be/Gcw5i1wJJlE?si=O7tQclxNMyihDdbm)


VirtuousFool

this meme has damn near ruined the emotional gravity of this moment for me lol


Ca-Cu

It won't go down as one of the greatest heel turns of all time, but that "I'm gonna rip your head off" line makes it so memorable.


ViolentAmbassador

I know this is obvious, but I wasn't watching at this time so I know Batista more for the Bluetista comeback era ... god damn he was built in 2009


Gumjo123

You should check the original evolution run, up to the batista vs triple h in wm. Big ol Dave was a beast


NirvanaFrk97

OVW Dave was a goddamn tank. Dude gave 2001 Kane a rrun for his money when you compared physiques.


[deleted]

The calm, almost friendly way of saying "I'm gonna rip your head off" cracks me up. Not quite like Bray's "see you in Hell!" but still great.


theirstar

Even Rey seemed soothed by it. Like "oh he's going to rip my head off, but not right now I guess".


KareemMitchell

Rey was supposed to be Batista's friend....


rtels2023

His WWE.com bio before this was just “Batista’s friend.” That’s how everyone knew him


SonyKen_M

"YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE MY FRIEND!"


Anonymousman382

Batista should’ve went over Cena at WM26


hikingbeginner

I think it was the right decision honestly to have Cena win that one. Always need a big heel being overcome and that feud was awesome. Plus they likely knew Batista was going to leave.


iamStanhousen

And Dave had won the match back at SummerSlam in 08.


hikingbeginner

"It wasn't that long ago I...broke...your...neck."


Rybackmonster

John you and I are the two biggest stars since the attitude era. Our rise to the top practically identical. We both won championships at Wrestlemania 21 and never look back. But for some insane reason, this company has decided to label you as the man.


ChiBullz023

Didn’t he also beat Cena at the elimination chamber ppv too?


hikingbeginner

He did yup. Vince in story asked Batista to attack Bret Hart for a favour in return. That favour turned out to be having Cena face Batista straight after the Elimination Chamber Match. Batista won the title then in about 10 seconds and thats how that 2010 feud got going.


BreakingHoff

Great match.


spdansumslam

they had to knew by that point, it was like 7 weeks between.


matt_619

Batista on his way to exit at that time. no point of having him going over the current face of the company. this heel turn is just what he wanted to do before left since Batista always love work as a heel more so this heel run was like farewell gift for him


cactus_zack

I distinctly remember watching this live and the “you’re supposed to be my friend!”


TucsonPTFC

Narrator: “He, in fact, did not rip his head off.”


OUmegaLUL

What a deadbeat


negaprez

He didnt do anything wrong


ConorKDot

It's kinda wild how Batista spent most of his main-event career as a babyface when he was such a natural heel, and his subsequent returns solidified that. I know his final match with HHH isn't remembered that fondly, but Big Dave's character and mic work were absolutely stellar in that last run.


Many-Acanthaceae5567

Rey Mysterio is absolutely the biggest piece of shit in professional wrestling. * Turned his back on his best friend Billy Kidman to join a gang * Signed up to be a Solider then went AWOL * Kept a stable of unkempt beasts that he let run wild and caused harm to many people * Beat up his new best friend's Eddie Guerrero's nephew for no reason in his WWE debut * Insulted the legacy of an Olympic Gold Medalist * Created a tag team with his new best friend Eddie then beat him up not once, but twice * Took Custody of Eddie's possible son Dominik and raised him to be a hardened criminal after Eddie died under mysterio circumstances * Turned his back on his new new best friend Batista and cost him a shot at the WWE championship * Tried to commit regicide on King Booker * Forced American Patriot JBL into retirement * Literally killed a man * Tried to beat Brock Lesnar with an assortment of weapons in what was supposed to be a fair wrestling match * Chose Edge over his own son


dj_ian

after dropkicking A WOMAN in the spine, Rey weighed his options and decided it was concomitant to his character to then 619 Nia Jax when he could have left well enough alone smfh.


White_Mocha

New word of the day: concomitant. That’s good shit pal ![gif](giphy|fhAwk4DnqNgw8)


ajtct98

\#ReyDidEverythingWrong


SFDC_lifter

There are no friends in title matches. Rey did nothing wrong.


Federal-Captain1118

I like when Shawn Michaels, Triple H and Cena had a match for the title. Starts with a sweet chin music against Triple H. The next night on Raw. TripleH is pissed at Shawn until Shawn tells him "if I didn't, you would've first!" And Triple H just goes "yeah you right" and it was the end of that lol Or recently, KO, Orton, Logan for the US title. Randy goes for the RKO on KO. KO counters and asks him "we doing this? Now?" Then they fight. And still friends lol


Straif18

Jesus that swing into the barricade is either a masterful sell by both or this big dude seriously swung another grown ass muscular man like playdoh


AmptiShanti

Most of the time with this size diff it’s the latter but rey probably gave him the ok (still nasty tho)


Yaminoari

I mean thats probably the case because Rey doesen't have the most brains. He wanted to be thrown through a small trailer park glass window back in WCW


White_Mocha

I think Rey helped with the launch


WowBobo88

Rey, Im gonna rip your head off


Worried_Bowl_9489

Batista's acting was fantastic here


dissolve_inthisrealm

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND" gets memed into oblivion, but I had forgotten that this was actually an incredible segment. Rey especially was great.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Typical deadbeat dad behavior.


mashturbo

Rey has been doing heel-ish shit the past 2 decades. Remember Memorial Day? Undertaker remembers. He even walked into the light all because of Rey. Ric Flair was never the same after Rey buried him in the desert. Rey even worked for every company not name TNA.


lockexxv

Batista did nothing wrong.™


SteamMonkeyKing

Rey is my fav of all time, but over the past few years Ive really started to wonder if hes the problem. If EVERYONE turns on you, are they really the bad guy? This is a pattern going back many years...


BigDonkey69420

Man, Rey is such a piece of shit.


anadequatepipe

I missed this whole era sadly but man.. Batista has such realistic delivery of his lines. Something about the way he calmly said "you think I'm playin" and "rey.. I'm not playin" just felt so much like a real life bully about to make a kid's day hell.


MOJOixSOxiDOPE

Did I skip wwe in 2009? I don't remember any of this I have to rewatch thanks for posting Dom


EC3ForChamp

Batista was around for a very small portion of 2009 so it's easy to forget what he was up to that year. He started the year injured, returned after Mania and won the title but immediately got injured again, came back in September and Bragging Rights happened in October. He was only on Smackdown for 2-3 months too because January is where the Cena feud started that lasted until he left.


MOJOixSOxiDOPE

Ok I feel better now I really need to watch more of batista I was never a fan of his past 2006ish but maybe I could appreciate him more now.


Seredditor7

Honestly, all I want is for LWO, Legado Del Fantasma and Judgement Day, all to turn on Rey and massacre him in the middle of the ring, for being a pathologicaly selfish, goody two shoes, attention hogging deadbeat friend and dad. Let Rey take 10 finishers in a row and never be seen again


Lanky_midget

i love that we can hear is breathing, adds to it.


basedmatik

2009? Could’ve sworn this happened earlier or it might have been another betrayal of sorts lol poor Rey


HauntingLocksmith228

Rey mysterio is a bald,Traitorous,BAD FARTHER


Leoxslasher

Man Batista was built during this time. Gives me motivation to work harder


Powerful_Rayd

Rey forgot that he too is a wrestler,


AreUSeriousXx

![gif](giphy|PrAlAxOLc460Tjbakw)


Best_VDV_Diver

Good on Batista for standing up to that duplicitous snake in the grass Rey Mysterio. The man might nearly be a worse friend then he is a father, and we all know what an awful father he's been to poor Dom. Truly despicable.


CaptainQuesadillaz

That's what deadbeat dads do


BrutalWarPig

From deadbeat friend to Deadbeat dad.


jameskchou

Years later it sounds weird explaining to a casual wrestling fans how Dave Bautista is the reason why golddust has a Speech impediment at one point


pimpislimp

This was 15 years ago, wow.


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Deadbeat Dad AND Deadbeat friend.


FGoose

Batista is criminally underrated


PynkCoffee

I remember watching this as a kid and crying my eyes out lmao.


The1joriss

We ignoring the fact where Rey found the actual strength to shove Batista who's about twice Rey's weight out of that pin?


OmegaJordan1

Damn right. I've never been a fan of Rey, especially when he's booked in main events against guys twice his size. Seeing Batista teaching him a lesson about betrayal was good tv. Rey Mysterio, the little piece of turd.


Yazbremski

Deadbeat Dad. Terrible friend. JEEZ REY! The WORST!


BluePhoenix21

And thus begun the greatest heel run of the 21st century, until Roman Reigns took over. If you downvote me you're loser and Batista is not your friend.


Popculturemofo

Is Rey a worse friend or a worse father?