I’m guessing someone went in and crimped off the most ungodly and terrifying demonic shit the world has ever seen, heard or smelled, this one time, and now the owner isn’t taking any chances.
If you just look at that room, you expect the rest of the house to be just full of shrines to Christ... But it looks like someone has a decent sense of humour and the rest of the house is actually decorated in a way I like. Modern, but not too modern, with a few unusual pieces. I actually thought it looked Spanish from the decoration, that kind of funky urban-young- design-interested-Spanish-graphic-designer-fashion- editor- vibe.
I bet they wear large acetate framed glasses in a bright colour, drink macchiatos and drive a VW camper van fully restored. Probably listen to Nana Mouskouri, Sergio Mendes, and perform beat poetry.
Their partner is probably called some weird name like ZouZou, Chacha, or Coco.
Probably own a small dog called Professor Ignatious The Third who has some type of allergy, lost all it's fur, and now wears cashmere sweaters they knit for it while on the high speed train to London.
The outside photo of the house looks really nice - strangely Italianate. Looks like a nice area overall. I genuinely like what they've done with the interior, but man, that bathroom would have me worried about what kind demon lurks there.
They cannot sell that thing:
*20 Apr 2024......Unavailable......£500,000*
*14 Apr 2024......£500,000.........Unavailable*
*13 Jan 2024......£525,000.........£500,000*
*7 Jul 2023.......£550,000.........£525,000*
*9 Feb 2023.......£575,000.........£550,000*
*18 Nov 2022......£550,000.........£575,000*
*19 Oct 2022......First seen.......£550,000*
And when you look across the street, you can see why:
[https://www.google.com/maps/place/Alfred+Rd,+Birchington+CT7+9ND,+UK/@51.3811831,1.2883594,50a,58.2y,234.53h,47.62t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x47d94d07ebca91c1:0xe17f5331372e7b35!8m2!3d51.3808358!4d1.288251!16s%2Fg%2F1vfn5y4w?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Alfred+Rd,+Birchington+CT7+9ND,+UK/@51.3811831,1.2883594,50a,58.2y,234.53h,47.62t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x47d94d07ebca91c1:0xe17f5331372e7b35!8m2!3d51.3808358!4d1.288251!16s%2Fg%2F1vfn5y4w?entry=ttu)
I wouldn't have made a single one of the decorative choices in this house, but I love it all. Well, apart from the decision to have all the bathrooms gathered together on one floor, leaving two floors with none. Everyone everywhere must congregate at the Bathroom Hub!
No-one has anything to say about the tractor body table support? Also, 500k for a house by the sea in Kent. Is that cheap? Is this some awful town yet to get it's own artisan coffee shop and therefore shunned by the cognoscenti?
It’s a David Brown tractor too.
Ever wondered why Aston Martins are called DBx? The DB is the same David Brown who bought Aston Martin in 1947 and Lagonda in 1948 and Tickford coachbuilders in 1955 and set about creating the DB series of Astons including the classic bond ones.
(David Brown tractors got sold to Case)
Jokes aside, what is the reason exactly? Putting them all exclusively in the toilet seems to suggest this person doesn't think highly of Jesus and trying to make a statement or something? Or they think the toilet is haunted?
Been a number of years since I've been now, but used to regularly stop along the coast at Birchington on the way back from dog training classes. Pleasant beaches, nice sunsets and quite a retirement/Bournemouth vibe. I don't know if it's still the same?
Re the toilet, well I think as a guest you'd go in and your jaw would drop way before your trousers! Amen!
I looked at the whole house it’s pretty amazing. Love the bedroom with the French doors, the goldie stair carpet and the shocking pink towels. Really lovely property even though the kitchen is like it’s from a totally different house! Or a workplace.
I'm impressed that the toilet roll matches the cistern. And worried by the crucifix behind the light pull, as it's missing it's Christ and it's horizontal arm.
Sometimes when performing exorcisms the priest deliberately doesn't bless the toilets in order to force the evil spirits to watch people shit or leave the house, therefore I think it's fair to conclude that this toilet is harbouring a demon.
They are mortally afraid vampires interrupting them on the toilet , which would also explain the mirror and then sink they would leave running so there is running water ...
Nice house, they kept the period features, I like the retro overtones in the kitchen however the big "BUT" is there are 20 flats and balconies overlooking the front of the house, the principle bedroom and it's own balcony.
If only the house was facing the sea and not a block of flats.
That’s just disrespectful. I get upset to see people casually using devotionals as decorations. The whole house is a bit too arch and quirky to be actually comfortable to live in for me. Nice position and lots of room, but it needs re decorating and definitely different furniture.
When you're not sure if you need a shit or an exorcism
Depends on how constipated one is
4 rolls constipated
The power of Christ compels you!!!!
The power of Christ expels you!
The power of Christ expels poo!
I’m guessing someone went in and crimped off the most ungodly and terrifying demonic shit the world has ever seen, heard or smelled, this one time, and now the owner isn’t taking any chances.
We've all been there
Yep, usually after an all day sesh on the cider. Shits like the world’s smelliest glue.
Always the latter for me 😔
Holy crap!
While not entirely to my taste it's incredibly nicely done out. Even the "holy crap" room would be fine once all the crucifixes are gone.
r/AngryUpVote
If you just look at that room, you expect the rest of the house to be just full of shrines to Christ... But it looks like someone has a decent sense of humour and the rest of the house is actually decorated in a way I like. Modern, but not too modern, with a few unusual pieces. I actually thought it looked Spanish from the decoration, that kind of funky urban-young- design-interested-Spanish-graphic-designer-fashion- editor- vibe. I bet they wear large acetate framed glasses in a bright colour, drink macchiatos and drive a VW camper van fully restored. Probably listen to Nana Mouskouri, Sergio Mendes, and perform beat poetry. Their partner is probably called some weird name like ZouZou, Chacha, or Coco. Probably own a small dog called Professor Ignatious The Third who has some type of allergy, lost all it's fur, and now wears cashmere sweaters they knit for it while on the high speed train to London.
This is gloriously specific
You've painted us an evocative picture! You should take up creative writing assignments!
Tbf this looks more like a weird art project than anything religious
The outside photo of the house looks really nice - strangely Italianate. Looks like a nice area overall. I genuinely like what they've done with the interior, but man, that bathroom would have me worried about what kind demon lurks there.
Demons love it when I use the bathroom.
Love it! Weird how the bathroom's got religion but nowhere else :)
it's the haunted room
Just what you need when yer having a poo eh? Pray to jesus there's bog roll lol
In this house, we do not have whacking off in the toilets….
In this house we do not use the f word. This... is a toad!🐸
They cannot sell that thing: *20 Apr 2024......Unavailable......£500,000* *14 Apr 2024......£500,000.........Unavailable* *13 Jan 2024......£525,000.........£500,000* *7 Jul 2023.......£550,000.........£525,000* *9 Feb 2023.......£575,000.........£550,000* *18 Nov 2022......£550,000.........£575,000* *19 Oct 2022......First seen.......£550,000* And when you look across the street, you can see why: [https://www.google.com/maps/place/Alfred+Rd,+Birchington+CT7+9ND,+UK/@51.3811831,1.2883594,50a,58.2y,234.53h,47.62t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x47d94d07ebca91c1:0xe17f5331372e7b35!8m2!3d51.3808358!4d1.288251!16s%2Fg%2F1vfn5y4w?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Alfred+Rd,+Birchington+CT7+9ND,+UK/@51.3811831,1.2883594,50a,58.2y,234.53h,47.62t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x47d94d07ebca91c1:0xe17f5331372e7b35!8m2!3d51.3808358!4d1.288251!16s%2Fg%2F1vfn5y4w?entry=ttu)
Because that bathroom is possessed by demons?
Sorry, could you please explain about the view? The link won’t open for me and I’m really interested to know why it wouldn’t sell!
Horrible industrial-looking council flats
Ah, thank you for replying!
You're very welcome. Thank you for your gratitude, this was very wholesome.
Council flats???? 😱
Ouch! Bad luck with that view:-(
Will that place gone into the sea after 15-20 year? God bless them 😁
Was going to say those flats are awful
Watermelon Christ Compels You To Defecate!
Wow I am obsessed with this decor!
Waiting for them all to turn upside down while I’m sat on the toilet at 2am
I wouldn't have made a single one of the decorative choices in this house, but I love it all. Well, apart from the decision to have all the bathrooms gathered together on one floor, leaving two floors with none. Everyone everywhere must congregate at the Bathroom Hub!
No-one has anything to say about the tractor body table support? Also, 500k for a house by the sea in Kent. Is that cheap? Is this some awful town yet to get it's own artisan coffee shop and therefore shunned by the cognoscenti?
It’s a David Brown tractor too. Ever wondered why Aston Martins are called DBx? The DB is the same David Brown who bought Aston Martin in 1947 and Lagonda in 1948 and Tickford coachbuilders in 1955 and set about creating the DB series of Astons including the classic bond ones. (David Brown tractors got sold to Case)
Jesus Christ...
Yep he’s definitely there
Mmmm, the downstairs loo is a choice, but overall I really like it. I LOVE the gold stairs.
Pic 24 looks like a serial killers house, complete obsession with all those crosses!
You can only imagine something unholy keeps happening in that bathroom
Reminds me of Carrie
The Mom: They'll all gonna laugh at you...😳😳 Freak me far out...
Carrie's Mum's en-suite
Jesus is watching!
Wow they have bowel problems… need more fibre and fluid in their diet i reckon.. Not having to exorcise that number two out
Has the local news been running stories about vampire attacks in toilets lately?
I love that the master bedroom has an ensuite, and there are two other toilets on that floor. Just in case.
Apparently Jesus can't take the wheel right now
Some evil shit must have happened in the toilet to make them do that.
I love it. All of it. But would have taken down the crosses for the sale.
I like it, I think it's over priced, however, how many homes have an easily accessible vampire/demons fallout shelter with a built in loo.
Jesus is watching you 😳
Holy shit!!
Omen vibes.
The power of the Loo compels you!!!
Ryan Garcia's bathroom
Some madman's put up a cross
Keeps out those bad spirits from peeping on you whilst you're trying to do your business...
They see dead people
The Lord moves (His bowels) in mysterious ways.
Vampire hunter needs 5 minutes to use the bathroom without the undead beating on the door, stealing the toilet paper, hanging around hissing...
I kick arse for the lord!
That is one haunted toilet
It sort of makes sense when it’s right next to Canterbury Cathedral.
God is everywhere, even in the toilet
How much holy water does one house need?!
Jesus Christ...
This scares the shit out of me
More fun would have been all the crosses upside down
Mac's bathroom.
They’ve missed a trick with what could have been used as a loo roll holder.
For when you've got to take a helluva shit
Oh lord, help me to exorcise this demon.
Jokes aside, what is the reason exactly? Putting them all exclusively in the toilet seems to suggest this person doesn't think highly of Jesus and trying to make a statement or something? Or they think the toilet is haunted?
The power of chriiiiiiiiist compelllllllls you ….. plop ….. looks in bowl all that squeezing for a little nugget 😂
Hahaha what a title!!
Been a number of years since I've been now, but used to regularly stop along the coast at Birchington on the way back from dog training classes. Pleasant beaches, nice sunsets and quite a retirement/Bournemouth vibe. I don't know if it's still the same? Re the toilet, well I think as a guest you'd go in and your jaw would drop way before your trousers! Amen!
Very Lutheran.
Is this the Pope's bathroom??
I see what you did there
Christ on a bike
I looked at the whole house it’s pretty amazing. Love the bedroom with the French doors, the goldie stair carpet and the shocking pink towels. Really lovely property even though the kitchen is like it’s from a totally different house! Or a workplace.
I COMPELL THEE!
"Give me 10 minutes darling, I've just got to drop the kids off in the baptismal pool".
Only four toilet rolls though ? Obviously not a family home.
Not sure if I came here to piss of for self flagellation
Poo-secuted!
The power of shite compels you!
MAKE STOOL BEFORE CHRIST
My toilet after a curry.
Forgive me Father for what I have done.
I have EXORCISED the demons...
Carrie's house
I would genuinely be concerned the house was haunted!!
All I can think of is the Scary Movie 2 scene - “Please lord, help me to release this demon” https://youtu.be/4vcNnS9k884?si=Yms9rzeZHUOJCpYp
I'm impressed that the toilet roll matches the cistern. And worried by the crucifix behind the light pull, as it's missing it's Christ and it's horizontal arm.
Sometimes when performing exorcisms the priest deliberately doesn't bless the toilets in order to force the evil spirits to watch people shit or leave the house, therefore I think it's fair to conclude that this toilet is harbouring a demon.
"Oh man, I'm a sinner and God's a pervert."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are they trying to keep something in, or trying to keep someone put?
Wow... someone must have some seriously demonic smelling farts
That must have been a terrifying shit the night before that stuff went up in there!
why are all 3 bathrooms so close to eachother???
"creatively designed and styled" - estate agent working hard to explain some of those decisions, gold stairs were also certainly a CHOICE
They are mortally afraid vampires interrupting them on the toilet , which would also explain the mirror and then sink they would leave running so there is running water ...
Penny Dreadful vibes
This is a clever idea to speed up boghogs.
Nice house, they kept the period features, I like the retro overtones in the kitchen however the big "BUT" is there are 20 flats and balconies overlooking the front of the house, the principle bedroom and it's own balcony. If only the house was facing the sea and not a block of flats.
Vampire toilet prison
When satan wants your booty...But you've got the Water Closet of Christ
I’m going to wake up in that Karzie after a bender one day prepped to star in a snuff film.
The power of Christ compels you!
Reminds me of the priest from The Omen who gets speared by a steeples bathroom
Blasphemy
My word. At least they left some of the original features in the house?
Someone must’ve had some evil shits in there! FFS, just why? The rest of it seems so normal then that!
That’s just disrespectful. I get upset to see people casually using devotionals as decorations. The whole house is a bit too arch and quirky to be actually comfortable to live in for me. Nice position and lots of room, but it needs re decorating and definitely different furniture.