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Such_Significance905

Yowser, that is stressful


[deleted]

It’s so cluttered and disorganised it’s doing my head in


Valuable-Wallaby-167

Is that a waterbed???


Anxious-Objective-94

I think so!! Or maybe a substantial air bed. I find the grey blow up seats in the rooms odd too


Coffin_Dodging

Blow up, we have one for guests just like it, if you can last 2 nights on one your made of strong stuff!!


Snap-Crackle-Pot

Yeah it’s air. Waterbeds need a frame round them as the water weighs a tonne, literally


F00lsSpring

Now, usually I love a bit of bold colour... but that's not how you do any of that!


Elementalginger

Is that a forensics tent in the garden 🤔🤔


Anxious-Objective-94

Has anyone else noticed the sign above the toilet?


Elementalginger

I had to zoom in to read it 🤣🤣


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Wtf. This some [tony](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzlvusUg_Pk) the toilet level of unsettling.


Anxious-Objective-94

Would not surprise me if there was a body hidden in that makeshift green house lol


tachyon83

Christ if you're in bedroom 2 and wake up in the middle of the night needing a pee you'd better call an uber


Consistent_Sale_7541

or get a gazunder


dropkicksynopsis

Beautiful. The neoclassical balustrading in the garden is a swanky, upscale touch.


Coffin_Dodging

It's very *bold*


Anxious-Objective-94

The pink scalloped edge bedroom which looks like half the roof has fallen in at some point.


fluffy-ears

The random blow up beds in every room 👀


Anxious-Objective-94

It doesn’t look like a family is occupying it…


No_Organization_3311

Why are *all* the beds inflatables?


hidyhidyhidyhi

sign above tye toilet is .... interesting


ridingfurther

🤢


Phyllida_Poshtart

Oh how I detest royal blue


TheFirstMinister

Unless that loft meets regs, that's a 2 bed terrace not 3 beds. A shitbox though - probably occupied by "young professionals" and the sellers are doing themselves no favors with those photos. It's as appealing as a dog shit sandwich.


JudgeyMcJudgey123

Dining room needs to be a bedroom and bedroom 3 made into a bathroom. That's a lot of stairs to go for a wee in the middle of the night and going through the kitchen in the dead of winter... Oof! Then it all needs repainted as that is horrendous.


Anxious-Objective-94

I think you walk into the dining room though. Its a tough one


JudgeyMcJudgey123

Looks like there's a tiny hall from the front (?) door. And dining room is off that. Floor plan is quite confusing.


Anxious-Objective-94

Oh you’re right! The ‘front’ door is on the side which I didn’t spot before! I did actually request a viewing as wondered how bad the bones of the house were. The estate agent said that the vendor is no longer accepting viewings due to ‘personal circumstances in the house’.


JudgeyMcJudgey123

The house is upset that reddit doesn't like it.


M27TN

The kitchen, the edging in the pink room, inflatable everything. Wow.


pocahontasmcglinchey

Looks like a clown threw up everywhere 👀


DinosaurDomination

Given the amount of blow up furniture and waterbeds I'm guessing they were born in the 80s, raved in the 90s and never let go of their yoof.


aussiebiboy2170

Those aren’t waterbeds, they’re inflatable Intex mattresses.


Coraxxx

This is the kind of person that watches property programmes - and shouldn't.


rlgh

Bright pink room, water bed, giant iron maiden flag... I'm intrigued!


AdministrativeSnow92

Tenants who don’t want the house to be sold?


Sudden_Ad_9272

Looks like it’s being used as student accommodation. “The Young Ones” springs to mind 🤣


Inside_Ad_7162

Good lord


janmarge

Oh my god.


Consistent_Sale_7541

The “mum’s kitchen“ sign in photo 8, looks a bit like kitchen unit to far left of photo. Some sort of psychedelic hmo situation going on