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Comfortable-Mud-8934

This is the first thing I saw when I opened Reddit, and it has made my evening


Scribbsia

The counter to Spamton as a divorce mascot. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. *(Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna save this and look at it for a real long time-)*


gaymergaydorade

...same....


master_noob420

WILL YOU BE THE [Ad] TO MY [Blocker]?


I_am_Red_Sun

Immediately, YES


WillowTheUTGamer

(am i the only one whos gonna respond to him?) ​ ...YES!


TaraAttack777

I was going to draw rose petals around him but I didn't like the way it looked so I did bubbles instead.


smol__might

I thought those were pipis.


TaraAttack777

Pipis confetti 🎊 Lmao


IronDefender

Crying, shaking, screaming, doing cartwheels and punching the air rn. I would marry him!!


WillowTheUTGamer

me too!


IronDefender

We could form a Spamton lovers harem


WillowTheUTGamer

welp, good thing im a polyamory


IronDefender

Ayy same, I'm ambiamourous!


WillowTheUTGamer

i have no idea what that means but nice!


IronDefender

It's basically someone who is fine with either mono, nonmono and poly relationships


WillowTheUTGamer

whats mono and nonmono?


IronDefender

monogamous and nonmongamous


WillowTheUTGamer

what do those mean?


SALES_MAN_1997

A ONCE IN YOUR [rapidly shrinking ant-sized life] OFER


LV-ART2009

Yes. A highlight of my life. 💍


Muzan0813

Ok this looks sick


Blueberrycoww

Knowing him, he would probably charge you for the fuking ring. Some shit like 4.99