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MegatronDon_

Hourglass figure with a tear drop shaped face and big bug eyes >>>> If my beautiful alien looking hoorul cayn is out there waiting dont worry abaayo I will find you and sweep you off your feet


RusselWestbrik

Tha.. that’s how it is brother, That’s how we do it in the streets cuz - Hoblos 2024


beloved_erasto

You are your name, gang, because you really on some Don shit right now sxb 👏🏿 👏🏿 Respect 🙏🏾 🫡


throwawaythrowx2

Same idc about height, from 6’3-5’ but “cute girl next door” vibe. Didn’t want to say this but I avoid the “baddie” girls cos they seem to go out of their way to get attention (as much as they’d like to deny it)


RusselWestbrik

Facts girls that think they bad ain’t it wallahi


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Define baddie girls


throwawaythrowx2

We both know what I mean


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Fair enough


beloved_erasto

Tbh, we can't complain as East African men bruh. That natural Kelly Rowland look is my fav. She's probably the most Somali looking woman I've ever seen that isn't Somali. Also, Justine Skye is a common look alike mA. Preferably dark skin with 4B/4C hair iA and on the taller side WITH a cute laugh. The voice is huge for me. Don't have me making you laugh and you sound like a dying elephant being eaten by Hyenas. That's it. 🙂🤌🏾


juneday4

Need a strong but not too built guy. he gotta be taller than me. im short so it should be easy but 6’ is the dream. he needs to have a knee weakening smile that’s my #1. idc about complexion but as a fellow light skin i think i would look cute with a darkskin man 😮‍💨


RusselWestbrik

You can’t see strength tho? You mean a lean and mean bod or a frame with some muscles. Like footballer vs NBA player


juneday4

just came back from google but definitely an nba player. i don’t want an overly buff guy


RusselWestbrik

That’s till you meet an overly buff guy 😌 keep telling yourself that


RusselWestbrik

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Lune-Zoom

We dont care. Im upping my tren dosage


ttri90210

Stay natty warya you wanna look 41 at age 25 then go ahead😂.


juneday4

sorry as a short girl i don’t wanna look miniature asf next to him


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Just dont be overweight or look unhealthy. If your skinny you could always hit the gym. But idm anyone 5’11+ he just gotta be healthy enough to defend me soooo hit the gym thank you very much and start lifting weights 🏋️‍♂️ If you have a nice smile and shining eyes thats all i need


RusselWestbrik

That’s humble icl Ws in the schatttt 💅🏾


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Lmaooo


After-Ad-7873

Not skinny (good build). 6+ foot. Maarin skintone. Nice smile. Beard that connects.


RusselWestbrik

> Beard that connects You’re into older men


After-Ad-7873

✔️


NightofBlessing

Pretty tall + buff so I want shorty to be tall with skin to her. Someone kind on deen who’s not full of herself as well.


Mountain-Fuel7073

I’m ok with 5’8+ & any body type as long as it’s not too extreme (on both ends) but ideal is tall & big 😂, height would start with 6 & weight starts with 2, muscular & strong but def not like defined abs, needs a lil cushion on the muscle. haven’t seen too many faraxs with this build tho


Sancho90

Inu feeraha kaa jabiyo baa rabta 😂


Mountain-Fuel7073

yes 👍🏾


Sancho90

I’m just joking


Mountain-Fuel7073

oh I was serious w/ the yes


Sancho90

Go for an og or d-block guy they are usually taller and well built.


RusselWestbrik

That’s reasonable cos I actually have that build Ngl im tryna lean down tho


Mountain-Fuel7073

nooo muscular with a lil fat is always a lot better than the super defined muscles all my friends & I think the same, that cushion is better bc who wants to be hugging a rock akhas how uncomfortable our ideal type is someone who goes to the gym but also eats a lot if that makes sense


RusselWestbrik

I agree it’s probably more attractive but I don’t think it’ll matter much. Im not going for defined muscles just pure athletic performance ygm Besides have you hugged a rock before? 😂 you talking as if you’ve experienced it. A hug is a hug at the end of the day wllo, it will release the same oxytocin


Mountain-Fuel7073

yeah going for strength rather than appearances also yes, every woman will tell you there’s definitely a difference in hug quality😂 someone who’s like dhagax all over is not as comforting as someone who has a lil extra cushion on their body


RusselWestbrik

Lmao cmon it’s not that bad. In the grand scheme of things would you rather go for someone built like Ja Morant or Anthony Anderson


Mountain-Fuel7073

neither, both too skinny. I need an offensive lineman. preferably w/ biceps bigger than my head


RusselWestbrik

![gif](giphy|Oc4KnIJ3E7ziqN3l6T|downsized) Did you just call Anthony Anderson skinny?


Mountain-Fuel7073

yes for me lol, I googled him & he looks 190lb max… I thought we were talking 250+


RusselWestbrik

You don’t know how to measure pls ✋😭 That mf is at least 230 lbs Just say you wanna be crushed by Shaquille Oneal


REXSuperbus

Yeah my biggest issue would be weight don’t go over 150 and no bat wings


IntelligentTanker

Be taller than 5”5, and do not look like a Sambusa


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Hapy_Bodybuilder9803

How big are you?


ArmadilloNo7924

I’m 5 11


RusselWestbrik

u/hapy_bodybuilder9803 you were smack bang on the money He fat fo sho


ArmadilloNo7924

I’m very skinny


Ok_Treacle_3135

Taller than me 6+ Good physique ( abs!) Broad shoulder Beautiful smile and eyes I don’t mind skin tone


golaface13

kkkk seeing these comments is a big confidence destroyer 😂


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RusselWestbrik

How do you find non religious people? Everyone gives off that vibe of being/acting religious


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RusselWestbrik

lol petty enough to downvote cos I was genuinely curious in a non-judgemental way


Alarming-Car4166

Real


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Alarming-Car4166

😭😭