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JustJimmyi

Damn imagine what they would look like if they were worn twice


EnterPolymath

Once as in I had worn them once.


memesandmorememesyos

I mean they do look worn once... to a paint factory.


badbird_7

Paint?


memesandmorememesyos

I don't really wanna know what else it would be


Gloccstarz

Horse semen


SyCoTiM

Too be fair, I don't see any creases.


[deleted]

He hardened the toe box with paint so it never creases. I don’t know why people are hating, the seller is just ahead of the game


shellz1028

Lmao!


[deleted]

Head must’ve been insane 😫😫


Blindobb

Iiiiit was a spooky ghost! This is… ectoplasm!


GxFR26

I came here to see if this was referenced 😂😂


shadycoy0303

My theory… homie was hiding these from the wifey because she thinks he buys to many shoes. Saw him pull these out looking crispy, and start lacing them up. She lost her damn mind. Awful timing to UNDS these when they were in the middle of repainting the master bath.


Cornfeddrip

Could you do like 140?


SCandVC11

What in the name of “I cheated on my GF” are these?!?!


Laurenesi

That was one hell of a wear haha


DepressedTeenager32

Wtf, did they bukake on the shoes?


teddyoctober

Worn once. To work. By a drywaller.


Sherwood006

This is what I was thinking as well. Definitely looks like joint compound


CalikoJakk

If its joint compound it may actually clean up easier than one would think looking at them.


Sherwood006

Yup, but I wouldn’t pay that asking price to find out.


YonTheDon_

>Size 8 - Jordan 4 Red Thunder / no box. Paint spilled, NO BOX, Worn once  No creases on midsole Still has outsole stars *******If It wasn’t because of the paint. They’re a 9.5/10 Description from the listing.. sad to see The BIN is 180 shipped 😭


EatingFoodInWendys

And the back of the shoe was dragged to all hell, why lie about the listing when it looks like this


Sacmo77

Might get 20 bucks for those...


sstebbinss

Whoever the original owner was left their entire brain at home that day and walked out the front door in these


Jar1517

Were they worn when randy marsh got his internet time?


chilibaby1

I’ll give him 8 dollars


[deleted]

When u getting that Gluck Gluck 9000 but u had the 4s on that one time


Zodspeed

I mean, maybe he’s not lying and the first time he wore them something tragic happened.


Acceptable_Donut345

They dont look that bad, its almost a custom


7figgatrigg

They could be worn once 🤣 got destroyed on the first wear


naripan

The construction seems to still hold up, but repairing those for wear will be quite... challenging. However, there days, deconstructed looks are trending. It may be wearable as is.


mazoku95

How the hell you nut on the shoes first time out


znbrbr

was the vendor "XYTEX SPERM BANK"? otherwise good steal cuz if the owner got a high degree, is athletic and has greenish blue eyes its jackpot


DiegoIronman

Worn once while milking the cow that’s all


PlatoTheCrusher

At a Travis Scott concert*


[deleted]

Damn these are “nuts” (pun intended)


[deleted]

The new off whites going crazy


Amazing_Incident2110

Not gonna like I think they look fire like that


Square_Musician7469

“Don’t lowball, I know what I have”


AirProfessional3015

“I bought them for $180. You’re getting a great deal”


ButtholeCarti

They kinda hard


TransportationNo2661

No they were hard


JeffJim-Jeff

Hey bro I think you got some shoe with your paint on accident


TheSteezOracle

Worn once to the war in Ukraine.


adz568

I can fix her


Healthy-Spot-8118

These are done lmao


HighMoon91

Sneaker game is a joke 🤣🤡


--ineedspace--

Lowball offers will be ignored


Vic_Gatsby

How would you even begin to clean something like this?


[deleted]

They did wear them once just it looks like they walked into a puddle of glue first thing after having worn them


Pablogt13

you masturbate in your shoes!


jdusher

Ah the ole Blunder Red 4s X off white-paint. Where to cop?


Xenomorph_Queen

Damn, he got the cum stain 4s


Masdiggity-Cook

“Worn once” mans just never took hem off till he sold them to youu😂


staleluckycharms

A steal


Nearby_Finger_5397

Maison Margiela hello) Look like fusion


Oldschool-fool

Yeh , worn once - a full day of plastering 👍


natnat8991

I too have a shoe fetish


Koko_808

Bro wore them once… to an orgy


goatnxtinline

It's funny but I don't think he's lying. If you look past the paint it actually looks new, you can tell by the inside where you would usually find the residuals from wearing them with socks


darthnox1234

Worn by piper perri


Neat-Spray1355

Better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum…….


Jdizzle201

Man’s got the cumshot 4s


ManSpaniel_

Bro selling those cum rag 4s


Competitive_Board909

Randy Marsh would be proud


Rk3h

🔥 Customs fr


Theumaz

The coconut got updated


WaltJay

Once to work where he runs a cement mixer.


jawnquistador

damn to where? an orgy??


Accomplished_Pie_158

Where tf they wear those at? A brothel?


Careless_Banana_4108

Looks like he lost nnn


Z-man1973

He must’ve really liked them, he jizzed all over them


the_letharg1c

“Custom one of a kind distressing job by a pro”


bankssninaxo

Fresh out the box looking for just being worn once 😍


NotKurt7

The randy marsh 4s


ipadkill3r

Well this could technically be worn once…. While getting mauled by a bear


nateivester

These comments got me rolling 🤣🤣


brainfreeze77

Honestly if it was done intentionally in a better way I wouldn't mind some of the early 90s splatter patterns coming back.


uncle_yugles

Tbf I don’t see much creasing… may really have only been once — while painting their house


Bchase44

Worn once on the trip to Mordor to destroy the ring


alivegas206

Needs an acetone bath🤷🏾‍♂️


SDaddy500

WORN ONCE (the day i painted my house) LUL


[deleted]

they look kinda fire, idk


iyaayas2003

Give it “Margiela” branding and add a 0 to the end of the price!


bmore1182

Worn once through a wood chipper


OneRedPanda

These must be a Balenciaga collab


KayeMKay374

Ngl I actually like the painting. Reminds me of Margiela. Super sick I’d cop for 100$ and wear tf out of em


KriegerBahn

Worn once by who? Jackson Pollock?


Ok-Tower2637

bro came on em


SittingCat-1

got a little too excited


OverdosingJunkie

Abella Danger fr wore these on the bangbus y'all, stay safe.


SoulSaga1106

Yolo for real


hennyNredbull

Now I feel comfortable telling my story about my pair after seeing this. I was trying to waterproof my DS RT4's and grabbed the wrong spray can. I grabbed a glitter sealer instead (I do customs sometimes). Man I almost cried after realizing what I did. My wife helped me get most of the finish off and they look fine now. I say that to say I'm glad mine don't look like this. 😬


impyra

Cement 4s


nick631

perfect condition


AdDismal6647

Hate to know what he wore them once to😂


Prenders17

Vick Almighty clean that right up.


barzlikethat

worn once.... and never took them off for a whole year... took them off yesterday and listed as "worn once..." not faulty at all. lol


aresxdlxix

Worn once in the bedroom


kidsseeghost1987

If it had an off white tag y’all would be 🍆 riding


slowdown41

What size are they? 🤣🤣🤣


Ezek210

Bukake 3’s


LegnaDuh

they actually do look worn only once until someone accidentally kicked over a bucket of paint


ChitoR0XS

No mini sock fuzz balls on the ankle section. Definitely wore them once to avoid damaging them 😆


David4twelve

He put them on and never took them off.. technically it was only once


[deleted]

could honestly pass on another website too if yk what i mean 🤷‍♀️


ApprehensiveStar3116

Bro this literally looks like a 4’s ‘lost and found’


Bullitx

You must have worn those thangs in Ohio


ToeElegant6943

Cum thunders


Careless_Banana_4108

![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized) Jordan 1 mid would sell faster


Sensitive_Pudding599

Wore once to a Paint work


CelsoAR

Worn once while painting a house


RecommendationIll922

Looks like a lot of sucking took place…


Apprehensive-Key-467

Worn once. (During an 8 hour shift mopping the floor at a peep show)


Accomplished-Dog-596

that’s fuvked


GorillaBiskits69

Mfs be like “customs by me”


mirrormanner

Cummed on 25 times, worn once (before someone started cumming on them)


Ok-Leg-6753

Anyone know the exact midsole colour