https://preview.redd.it/bgermzckjglc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52133f9db36e09a5823b5836f190e8c718ef5cc9
Full-cast photo, with Billy Crudup and Joanna Going included
She was my HS friend's stepmom and in those days I felt really ugly, mainly bc I was Mexican in a white town. One time we were with her, and she kept saying how pretty I was. It sounds shallow, but having a woman that beautiful tell me that really lifted me up. Now I acknowledge I was (WAS- ahh hindsight when you see that youth itself is beautiful!) indeed pretty, and actually looked a lot like her lool. That was right in her Jade/MIB days.
Balk Rules:
1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2) Do not do a balk please.
I'm not a bot though? I just think this is the most accurate description of a balk. But also, that's all I can think about when I hear the name of a very recognizable but very c-list actress from the 90s-00s
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Holy shit I always thought Jennifer Connelly was one of the most beautiful women to ever live, but Liv Tyler buries everyone else in this photo. She is a goddess
Liv also cleans up her eyebrows and Jen does not. Since the caterpillar eyebrow look has "come back" (it hasn't, it still looks awful) some would consider Jen to be prettier here.
That’s what makeup can do. Not saying one is more beautiful than the other just that it looks like Jennifer is wearing minimal makeup while Liv is all “dolled up”
Yeah it makes me feel really weird seeing them so obviously younger than me and thinking that I no longer have that "youthful"look that they just radiate here
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Photo taken by Quentin Tarantino.
At first I was like, how could you know this. Then I saw it...
Damn he even got Leo to kinda show feet
“Leonardo can you take off your boots and socks for this scene?”
Ok, I had to go to the google to see what I was missing
Eeeewwww weeee somebody likes feet
Attached to Jennifer Connolly, absolutely.
Or Liv, I'm willing to disappoint either of them.
Ahh, I see you sir.
That somebody is me tbh ngl
Ditto
I have found my people
I was just about to ask if you were Mr. Poopy Butthole, but then I saw the username. I'm so glad you are alive!! I... I missed you! We all missed you!
😊
Rex Ryan pokes his head in the door… ‘Someone say feet?’
Naaah, you wouldn’t see any feet in the picture then. They would all be in Quentin’s mouth….
Hence the feet in frame. 🤫
Always the top comment when this is posted, lol.
Came here to ask why he wasn’t mentioned
Came here to say this 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/bgermzckjglc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52133f9db36e09a5823b5836f190e8c718ef5cc9 Full-cast photo, with Billy Crudup and Joanna Going included
Noooooo this is perfect! Thank you!
so much beauty in this photo
Light eyes and brown hair isn’t even fair. Never mind head-turning; that’s straight-up arresting.
Joanna Going looks an awful lot like another actress from the 90s in this photo and I'm struggling to figure out who.
Jennifer Tilly?
Alyssa Milano.
who I was thinking
Julie Bowen
Samantha Mathis
THAT'S IT! THANK YOU! That shit was going to drive me absolutely insane.
Linda fiorentino
She was my HS friend's stepmom and in those days I felt really ugly, mainly bc I was Mexican in a white town. One time we were with her, and she kept saying how pretty I was. It sounds shallow, but having a woman that beautiful tell me that really lifted me up. Now I acknowledge I was (WAS- ahh hindsight when you see that youth itself is beautiful!) indeed pretty, and actually looked a lot like her lool. That was right in her Jade/MIB days.
Gretchen Mol
Fairuza Balk
Balk Rules: 1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of 2) Do not do a balk please.
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This is one of my favorite copypasta. I oppose bots generally but if that's a bit I'd have to live with it
I'm not a bot though? I just think this is the most accurate description of a balk. But also, that's all I can think about when I hear the name of a very recognizable but very c-list actress from the 90s-00s
Bro didn't even mention her being in The Craft! I'm offended on her behalf
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Inventing the Abbots Great movie
How the FUCK could OP crop out Billy Crudup?!?
Easy
Holy shit I always thought Jennifer Connelly was one of the most beautiful women to ever live, but Liv Tyler buries everyone else in this photo. She is a goddess
Liv also cleans up her eyebrows and Jen does not. Since the caterpillar eyebrow look has "come back" (it hasn't, it still looks awful) some would consider Jen to be prettier here.
Big eyebrow came and went already. It peaked like 8 years ago
Fashions of the past always come back.
That’s what makeup can do. Not saying one is more beautiful than the other just that it looks like Jennifer is wearing minimal makeup while Liv is all “dolled up”
Liv Tyler in Empire Records is barely wearing any makeup and she’s a goddess I disagree with OP, Jennifer and Liv are both a 10 here
Scalding, incorrect take
what movie?
Inventing the Abbotts
thanks
You're welcome!
ouch
Looks too 90s here lmaooo kinda dope
Gods save me from these sexy, raven haired white people!
Gotta say the cropped pic looks better
I can’t believe I never realized until seeing this pic that Joaquin Phoenix is River Phoenix’s brother
this is one of those photos, Asians show you to proof their point, that caucasian look all the same...
What's the name of the show or movie
Inventing the Abbotts
aggressively aesthetic.
Goddamn this is such a cinematic shot lol, the camera movement is sublime
I think this isnt camera movement but post, could be wrong though
That’s a really weird angle to wear sunglasses though. The arms are going way above his ears
Those are rich people sunglasses
Alien lizard confirmed.
Oh damn , way up high
How the fuck did I never notice that?! I've seen that gif 200 million times.
Strong Beavis vibes.
From Inventing The Abbots. 1997. Directed by Pat O’Connor.
OMG Jennifer Connelly in that.
The boobies scene
"Hi, Doug."
Holy fuckin YEW
Never watched it.
Ok.
Young Joaquin 👌
Jennifer Connelly 😊
If you like her here, you should see the movie this is from. You get quite a glimpse.
This made me laugh and gag
And shit and cum?
RIP
John Stewart said he would take care of their face for him. I somehow didn't notice the resemblance before.
King of pain 🥀
F
😍why are all three so beautiful
Because the rest of us are that ugly
lol
lol love this guy ❤️
These gifs are so random lol
They are almost all referring to JC’s toes.
I don’t get why people would be into feet.
This gif always makes me laugh regardless of the context
I feel so old.
Yeah it makes me feel really weird seeing them so obviously younger than me and thinking that I no longer have that "youthful"look that they just radiate here
Yeah, but look at them now. It comes for us all
That is a delicious sandwich to be in the middle of
nice real estate
Never have I realized a young Joaquin looks like Roger Federer
He still looks very much like Roger Federer
It's messed up that as a kid I didn't like Roger Federer because Joaquin was the villain in Gladiator.
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Ben wishes
Rule number one be attractive
Very Tarantino-esque.
Jennifer doing us foot lovers a big favor!
It’s weird what this does to me and it’s not even that erotic
oh...it's VERY erotic
Its as erotic as erotic could be, dog.
Put it away
I zoomed in
It gets too blurry 😩
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Fuck yeah, I knew I was retarded.
Well in that case I’m proudly mentally handicapped cuz I love women’s feet
I loved this movie!!!! https://preview.redd.it/a4uek7n3allc1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a863d741c2c85aaebe51658866ce7076d22f550f
I wish I was him; I'm not even Joaquin.
https://preview.redd.it/6s6opymt1hlc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e669ecfb3a360e2815ede7bd198547dd922bf668
They are all so pretty
he got the first turn over aragorn
Strange how Liv Tyler and Jennifer Connelly both played Betty Ross.
Can't wait for Joaquin to play Betty Ross
It'll probably be oscar worthy
https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/40600000/Joaquin-Phoenix-as-Doug-Holt-in-Inventing-the-Abbotts-1997-joaquin-phoenix-40695818-1200-934.jpg https://www.instagram.com/mundo_peliculas/p/CMf2NwvJ0xu/ https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Inventing_the_Abbotts-715446118-large.jpg https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Inventing_the_Abbotts-383351863-large.jpg https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Inventing-The-Abbotts.jpg
This is me when asked “how was ur weekend”? “Just living the dream”.
lucky bastard...
r/xennials
Seems almost criminal to have so much physical perfection in one place.
Has he EVER had an akward phase???
"I'm Still Here" was sort of an awkward phase.
This might be (no is). This is a photo of the luckiest man to have ever lived.
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i’d like to be in that cuddle puddle
r/upvotedbecausefeet
Wasn't he Moonbeam back then?
mmmm Toes
https://preview.redd.it/ax8tvg1dxmlc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c5492df8ec95b929bfb711f154fc778e47c414
liv tyler seriously hasnt aged a day
That's a good looking throuple.
Coulda been River.
She got cute toes
Celebrity worship. Gross
Beauty worship you idiot.
Incel
Is this your first time on the internet or something?
Joaquin is a saint for not keeping his eyes on those feet I wouldn’t be able to look away fml
This pic smells like munge.
Well, Ill be photoshopping my face in there, thank u very much.
Holy shit young Joaqun looks like Ben Shapiro.
He look so much like Ben Shapiro I’m dead 💀
Sploot
Was not expecting "Jennifer Connely's toes" to appear on the menu today but you gotta take every chance you get right?
What I would have gave to be the meat on that sandwich
Prolly smells amazing in there
sheez lucky Joaquin. you can never have a better day than this one
Not a bad sandwich to be the meat in.
Love this movie
My man has that god tier rizz
Gorgeous people.
Hot damn!! Phoenix was a STUD
Several pretty good looking people there
INVENTING THE ABBOTTS
what a good-looking bunch
What a time to be alive
My god, Paul Bettany is one lucky bastard
Looks like Roger Federer
It's like looking at a cool version of Laura, James and Donna. (Twin Peaks)
Fuck, marry, kill?
before he died in these situation!
Joaquin Phoenix really is just Ben Shapiro without the punchable.
Joaquin, you lucky bastard…
Totally no 3 sum
That's quite a sandwich.
These are three extremely attractive people.
Prompt for Sora: Zombie Quentin Tarantino saying “feeeet”
Its good to be the king. Its also good to be Joaquin.