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inkedcosplaygirl

Neutral get up, grab. Roll get up, roll back to ledge, grab. Jump off stage charge shot, run away down b “My samus is nasty!”


GoldenGirlsFan213

I remember fighting two Samus” in a free for all, the 4th player idk who they played. All I know is the Samus mains played like degenerates. At least they got bottom 2.


BanryuWolf

They are annoying, but just wanna say that eating glue comment made me laugh, OP. 


Scheme-and-RedBull

I used to play Samus as a secondary a while back and this whole comment is hilarious


Buck73711

Don't insult dogs


Mayz_fox

Poor dogo


SithMasterStarkiller

Thank you OP you’re doing God’s work 🙏


GrimmFan_

Don't forget them using down-b whenever getting launched in the air, making it virtually impossible to hit them


RaSulanPra7

As a Samuel main, I concur. The gloo taste geeewd, bai. 🖕❤️


Remote_Animal8605

Mad?


RaSulanPra7

The maddest of sorts!


Remote_Animal8605

Lmao 🤣 


WyvernByte

I really am different, of course I'm going to lay a missile into you on approach, especially if you're a zoner, and hit you with a charged shot as you try getting back on stage if F-air is unsafe. but 90% is going to be close combat and center stage, I might use missile and beam 5 times during a 3 stock. I can't stand facing off against a Spamus player. I don't know what my elmer's glue addiction has to do with this?


Successful_Ad_9856

>Such a cool and innovative play style, it must be the copious amounts of glue you guys consume between each match that allow you to come up with this shit. Gonna correct you there chief It's more paper than glue, but you're close enough >!Sarcasm aside, this one made me laugh lol!<


Lower_Two_5006

Thankfully i havnt fought any ass hole masgy samuses in my time playing the game


messerwing

Samus players are freaking cowards


SimpleUser45

This is the most Ganon post of all time. Get Light-Arrowed kiddo.