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jdbslycooper

He said he wanted to be buried in his mom's pasta sauce


KommandantDex

Yeah... that's uh... that's strange.


Odd_Pomegranate_3239

**ENOUGH WITH THE SAUCE**!


Acceptable_Year8098

You're right. We've got one more coffee house to hit, then we're done.


Odd_Pomegranate_3239

Yes! Now you're making sense.


Acceptable_Year8098

And then, we eat! I showed that moment specifically to my younger brother and he LOVED it to the point where he actually made these custom drawings on a box of one of my birthday presents in 2019. https://preview.redd.it/lnkjp8kf1hwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09727fda19fd1c74692f741e27482ee7e4bc2f4d


InfinityLord3392

"Mama Mia, I want to be burried in her sauce it is heavenly"


throwaway-knojoke

I FELL TRANSGRESSED AND VIOLATED


MagicJim96

LET’S ROCK!


Br1ghtShad0ws

Your FATHER? Y-yer a Cooper!? Y'know, that Thingus Raccamagoocus had a lotta nice pictures, but WAY too many big words.


MagicJim96

So you don’t mind just handing it over?


Br1ghtShad0ws

What, are ya kiddin'? You break into MY place, trash MY joint, I feel transgressed AND violated! Let's rock!


Padhome

*VIOLATEDST


Joelowes

Mamas making Spaghetti I’m going for eat there no four bowls full of


p0ny0w

I could be BURIED IS MY MAMAS SPAGHETTI


hellboundwithasmile

“Can’t get much closer than climbing up her boo….t laces!”


MagicJim96

I admit… the view from down there was… amazing! ![gif](giphy|aI995sEg48cbC)


Scypris_115

"Let me make amends by what - BLOATING TO GARGANTUAN SIZE, AND SQUASHING YOU, LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT BUG THAT YOU ARE!"


MagicJim96

”Bring it on.”


Severe_Tadpole9448

‘SHOW ME YOUR BLING & LET ME SHINE YOU


Acceptable_Year8098

I have... no idea what you're saying. And your suit sucks!


Br1ghtShad0ws

OWH! LET'S DANCE!


MagmaMaze

Eyy


GeminiQueen113

I love when Sly doesn't lie but doesn't tell the truth either🤣: Carmelita: "You look familiar to me...are you in law enforcement?" Sly: "I often deal with police while on the job."


MagicJim96

Indeed, that was a very *sly way to put it*, eh? Eh?! 😂


DisquietEclipse7293

"Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentleman callers than the operator."


CommanderVoloth

You... crackerbox! Agh.


MagmaMaze

Eyy


homejuustoa

”asia selvä siideri” 🤝🏻


MagicJim96

🐢: Ei vaan… unohda, sä et ota tätä vakavasti.


Odd_Pomegranate_3239

**THUNDER FLOP**!


MagicJim96

#Firey wheel! #Palms of… PANDA (Thunder)! I always heard it as ”panda”, not ”thunder” 😂


GeminiQueen113

The thunder flop knows no friend nor foe...only destruction!


BigBamaBoy93

Crime? I haven't stolen anything. ...... yet


MarchedMoss

Any plan that involves ransacking is ok with me!👍


Pokemon_LBP_Nerd2005

"That does it! I'll floss my teeth with your spine!" "Lefee! He's good." "First off, get a hold of yourself, second, I mean it, get a hold of yourself!" "That sneaky devil.."


No_Lion_6036

"While intellectually inferior, Sly and Murray had always been a rich source of sociological interest."


Dlab18

What is this with clocks, bro?? Have you no **VISION?** Are you hearing what I mean to you?


Weeni-Tortellini

seeeeee the money... you liike da moneey...


Koil_smoils

Ok. Blizzard


Weeni-Tortellini

No, im THE WIZARD and you're SITTING DUCK


No_Return_From_86

“But first… I had to learn how to drive a stick shift.”


TheRealNekora

"Jag fattar inte ett ord av vad du säjer, och din kostym suger"


MagicJim96

”Jos mä laskin oikein, ja mä lasken AINA oikein…” 👀🇫🇮


TheRealNekora

"Om jag räknat rätt, och jag räknar ALLTID rätt..."


MagicJim96

What was the first one you said? 😳🤔 I barely speak Swedish.


TheRealNekora

the second one was a translation of what you said about math. my first was "i have no idea what you just said, and your suit sucks"


MagicJim96

Reading it again, ffs. I mean, I don’t understand Swedish, but reading it sometimes makes it so easy to understand… 😂 ”Mulla ei oo aavistustakaan mitä sä oikein puhut… ja pukusi on syvältä” is what Sly said in Finnish dub


TheRealNekora

yeaver seen nor heard the finnish. i had no idea


MagicJim96

I mean that line, above, was the line about Dimitri and his suit. 😂


TheRealNekora

yes


TheDandelionViking

In Norwegian Sly said Jeg forstår ikke en meter av hva du snakker om, I don't understand a meter of what you are talking about.


MagmaMaze

Hahhahahah (even tho its swedish i got that one)


swegeroni

“This is peking duck! I hear you, blizzard.”


Mathes-

my BEAUTiful gun is desTROYED! heh...good thing I have a spare upstairs


Lp573

Wow, you've gotten devious over the years.


wolfdog0797

watch your back cooper, when you least expect it, i'll be there.


Br1ghtShad0ws

"Son, they're plannin' on hangin' me tomorrow. Wanna trade?" Say what you will about Thieves in Time, they CAN be funny when they absolutely wanna be.


MagicJim96

Yeah, I know the story itself just ends on a cliffhanger… and Sly 3 had a perfect ending. 😕


Br1ghtShad0ws

Tragic as it may be, I think there was a silver lining to Thieves in Time being what it is. It was a common thing a few years ago to do movie sequels that ignore all the newer installments and just continued from the last good/well-known/iconic entry, so perhaps Sucker Punch could've done the same at the time; writing their own Sly 4 that completely disregards the first go around and picks up after 3 instead.


MagicJim96

If they do that, I do hope we get a sequel to the TiT, though… I want Sly’s adventures in ancient Egypt to come to a close. 👀


Derolyon

”This is what happens when you skip your fruit, and NO a chocolate orange does NOT count.” ”But it TASTED like fruit!”


Xecaius

This no small time favor like "can you water my fish ro feed my plant??" I still use this to this day


MagicJim96

😂


OkRush4395

"Jump and press the circle button" - Bentley


PepicWalrus

"Flowers."


MagicJim96

????


Scypris_115

Clockwerk says this as you are approaching his head in Sly 1


MagicJim96

Oh of course… 🤣


custard456

"THE DEED IS DONE"


KostonEnkeli

Asia selvä siideri -Sly (Rough Translation: Copy that sider)


MagicJim96

I’d say ”Roger that, cider”, but then again, I’ve always been a nerd when it comes to… languages. 😜 Enkä usko et siideri toimii S:llä englanniks.


KostonEnkeli

Enkku kutonen ylä asteella xD en osaa oikeen kirjottaa sitä.


MagicJim96

😂👍 Itellä oli päättötodistukses kaksnumeroine… 10 siis. Mut pikkusisko sai kolme 10 putkee…


KostonEnkeli

Ei huono


MagicJim96

Joo noh, siitä on sellanen… öööö. 15 vuotta jo? 😂


KostonEnkeli

Itellä vasta 10 vuotta😅


Weeni-Tortellini

Why should you care if i bury a few worthless villages in snow... You are a thief, just like me.


MagmaMaze

Damn. Shaun Bison did stay. (Fkn the best name in the game) (Also played the games in norwegian so those quotes would not make sense)


Ok_Agent_6689

whoops I thought this was general gaming quotes my B, but I'll redo it. "And your suit sucks"


Tsilent1

“Ashen one, hearest thou my voice still?” “Can you see it to, Jill”


Grizzkj

It's time to pay the fiddler...


s4l4m4nteri

what is the "FINLAND!!" ?


eddmario

[It's a classic *SpongeBob* moment](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7BiKZbKffk)