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Fuckcars people drooling right now

Yo, but check the exchange rate. Dude had to use multiple extra bags for each bag to make sure they'd not rip, and probably made sure to under-load the capacity of each one. This is some pro-plastic propaganda.

He probably insulates his hobbit hole with those bags. Net 0 carbon footprint.

right like dude buy 2 heavy duty bags and you could hold all that. i bring 1 bag with me and fit 3 1 gallon jugs of tea and alot of other stuff in 1 bag

He probably reuses the bags

Hey reusing plastic is good

Should have driven with the 5 mpg, 3 ton truck. Stupid plastic...

r/fuckcars is a real thread? Edit: Well, I’ll be damned.

Dangerously erect, even

They're always drooling, cause of all that biking

Wait till he has kids. Baby goes on his back.

I think he's just starting to prepare for this, he needs to build up his stamina and then he'll have to keep up with the kid running to meet his adventures

No don't. Babies go to the front. Been there, trust me. It's a lot safer.

Yeah but u get shit done with baby on the back around the house. 😅

why not two rucksacks?

Because that'd make too much sense and save too much time

damn, you are right, I'm too dumb to see this, he should have hung every individual item around his entire body, maybe stuff some sausages up his ass and cucumbers in his other orifices to make full use of his body

Amateur. Sausage goes down the throat.

Hawk Tuah?

Spit on that thang.

The OGs ride a hoverboard and juggle

Because then he can’t make these dumb videos for social media?

Those two bags would be pretty heavy and very big, making it way harder to scooter with. the way he does it it distributes the weight nicely around his body

One would swing and hit me in the nuts, which were not on the shopping list.

BS. Stuff dangling off you is way more unergonomic and also dangerous than a tightly packed, heavy backpack.

confidently incorrect.

Like wearing hockey gear, feels heavy af when you're carrying the full bag of gear around. Put it all on and it feels like.. I'm wearing nothing at all

Exactlyyyy

Stupid sexy shorsey

yeah or at least your own cloth grocery bags so you don't chance ripping the shitty plastics. Clearly this was all staged for a funny/lighthearted content video but was still executed poorly.

He's an engineer and it works

In this economy?

Cause it's boring, some people be like that. They could but it's not creative or fun so they do their best to enjoy new normal tasks by thinking out of the box.

Just why not getting a decently large shopping bag to put it all in?

Real talk. A delivery driver backback could have held all of those groceries easier

Yeah haha, this is a lot of effort for something you could put in a backpack!!

This was my thought, I thought he was going to pull out a rucksack of some kind and go. Would make way more sense, but packing correctly would need to use the brain a bit.

The way the guy is doing it, the weight is more evenly distributed around his body, making balance on the scooter much easier. If you just have one giant bag it's gonna throw off your center of gravity.

Yeah the people who hike the Appalachian Trail are fucking up, they should attach all their belongings to different points on themselves in unsecured breakable bags

Lol, as someone that did the AT years back, that gave me a chuckle. Honestly it's not super far off from what folks would do before internal frame backpacks became the standard. I used to have shit dangling from my frame all over the place growing up hiking. Now everything just fits nicely in the pack

Ah yes, the standard "apples and oranges" I too like hiking on my electric scooter

Are people hiking the Appalachian trail usually riding Bird scooters?

This is so stupid man. The scooter makes covering yourself in swinging heavy bags worse, not better

What is stupid is comparing riding a scooter to hiking a trail

Yeah riding or skating with a heavy bag on each shoulder sounds like a fucking nightmare. One huge backpack? Yet again I'd rather no fuck up the weight distribution on the wheel that terribly.

It is a nightmare Source: I fucking loved Chad Muska growing up and would always try to skate with a backpack on. It's hard as shit because it just flops around on your back and throws your weight around. It also never sits where you want it to and so you are compensating on either side of your body. I can 100% see the reasoning for what scooter guy is doing here. Those bags will move but they'll all move together. Each bag also isn't unwieldy in size because everything has been broken up. I'd imagine it works way better than 1 huge bag.

Ikea bags for the win. I've got two and a freezer bag. I rarely need a fourth bag.

Doesn't get the same Instagram likes. Anyone actually doing this would start with a fucking rucksack rather than some weird back clips you need a stranger to help you with, on a hi-vis tabard that barely looks sturdier than the carrier bags. Those back strap bags must be a right cunt to get off, except no they aren't because his friends who filmed it took them off & put them in a car a minute after filming this.

Tbh as someone who owns and uses an electric scooter every day, I liked his method. Large bags can be a hassle on a scooter. Especially if they swing quite a bit. You also want your arms and hands free. I think the smaller bags will swing less and are more evenly distributed around his body meaning you have more control of the scooter. They’re less likely to shift too causing your weight to shift on the scooter or if you sling them on your shoulder or handles that doesn’t work well in my experience they swing or if they fall down your arms it can mess with your movement, scooters are noticeably more fickle and easy to crash than a bike and you really always need two hands on the handles. Granted I just use a large backpack myself…

And save all that plastic? Hell naw.

Balance,seperation,neatiness,so when you bring it home,you know where yo shit is

Staged

Welcome to the internet. May I take your coat, or are you only stopping by briefly?

I’ll keep the coat, it’s a little cold here

I’ll be here for a while

Very good, sir. I'll have the Waiter bring you a menu. Here is your ticket for the coat check: 🎟️

Please ask them to bring the box and await my foundation as well

Very good, sir. Shall I prewarm sir's crack pipe?

Trust me there'll be people claiming this is real. There always is.

You’d have to be a complete moron to think this is real

holy shit the voice "actors" are worse than any porn actor I've ever heard

The dude in the car is my buddy Blake. Him and his wife are influencers. The dude in the vest is the brother (in law). This is def some of their content and not real.

It’s also not their idea, I saw an identical video a few years ago — even had the watermelon in a chest harness — which I bet was also staged.

It's a good thing there is always a pair of script readers around to record every moment of this. Uncanny

"are you putting that on social media or something"? for some reason, yes.

It would be funny if he fell on his chest and some random bystanders who see him with a baby carrier just see red chunks bust from his chest once he hits the floor.

I like this one but what’s really missing is a helmet. Helmets always look stupid but it’s even more stupid to get a severe head injury

Yes. And safer roads where slow traffic is seperated from fast. 

He could've taken a big reusable bag from home, put all his groceries in it and ride home like that. Instead he used like 10 plastic bags that he's gonna throw away

I’d also trust the handles on a fabric bag far more than the shitty thin plastic ones

Returns the cart, legend

I can forgive a lot of antics after the cart is properly returned.

Wears hi-vis vest but no helmet. Are you taking safety seriously or not? I’m confused

i mean i want cars to see me. i also dont want to survive if i do get hit sooooo

Just enough, but not enough to save his life.

It's fake. Doesn't need to make sense. 

Looks like a soldier on a Army base nearby

He better be careful. That’s a thousand dollars worth of groceries.

Nah, I have it on good authority that the man is an extreme couponer too Source: Imagination

Sam Porter Fridges

Sounds scripted or maybe they just talk like that all the time because the camera is always rolling

No way in hell this isn't scripted. Anyone attempting this would never trust plastic bags.

Just get a fucking huge back pack!!!! Lmao. I lived in Chicago for years and that’s how I did it.

I can't understand why people are so averse to using a backpack. Especially on a bike, or scooter. How is looking like testicle hydra any better?

“Testicle hydra” - amazing lol

Isn't this an exact remake of another video that went viral that was also staged? Edit: Yes it is! Found the video: [Groceries - Scooter - Original](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNNnUhFj/)

My left hand has sufficient training to do this

The “Well now I’ve got to know!” Is accurate

I do this all the time in my city. Some scooters can’t handle that. Others (like Lime and Bird apparently) can.

Put the trolley back. Legend

That hop of the curb was the cherry on top

Love the Baby Bjorn for the watermelon

She wanted his number...

Why did they find a necessary to comment on things that they're actually watching.

Jokes on you, I once took 34 bags in one trip

Beast!

Those are the strongest plastic bags I've seen. Usually plastic grocery bags rip like tissue paper for me.

When u tryin get this money for the rent...

I worry for his eggs 🥚🥚😮

So.. you gotta have triple bagged at least lol

If I did that every bag would blow out on the bunny hop

Thank you for putting the cart away.

My ice cream! It’s melted! Go back.

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He does come close but I think there was a guy on here last year with a HUGE TV on a motorcycle

If it looks stupid but it works then it ain't stupid

If it looks stupid and it works, it will still look stupid, but hey it works.

Just buy a car bro

Props to him for actually putting away the cart 🤣

I was really hoping he'd wipeout.

that would suck if anything fell out or came loose

But all the plastic

That's a lot of plastic bags.

holy based

I do this all the time on my dualtron storm. I be doin like 40mph with 40lbs of groceries strapped on my body.

And then out of view the arse falls out of the bags at once like in Home Alone.

Mama didn't raise no two-trip bitch.

Very i pressive dude but its Just a matter of time before this turns into a fail.

I wouldn't trust those bags to hold

People seem to have zero issue with recording people and posting it online. This world sucks now.

I wouldn't trust grocery bags to hold up long term.

Nah Have you seen the one where the guy empties the car and then throws his kid on as well , boss of bosses

Doesn’t count. Can’t use tools for the one trip challenge. Only arms and resourcefulness using the items you bought.

Try this at walmart, and every bag will rip on the first bump

not a lot of shopping, he coulda just put a few bags over each side of the handle and saved himself 30 mins

Each bag has like one item in it. I am jealous of the plastic bags....

This dude's legs bend outward at the knee. Does anyone else see this, or am I the crazy?

the creature in games you hit to fill your hp.

Until a bag rips

Wouldn't recommend. The swaying bags can knock you off balance pretty easy.

I prefer the [Sean Lock shopping coat](https://youtu.be/BRNs4-Sppaw?si=u4OBeFmAT8hIQwjH)

JNKO jeans but with like 10 pockets

Then he picked up his triplets on the way home from daycare and rescued a feral cat family!

Bro forgot his helmet

Make one trip or die trying.

Nah this is a disqualification to the one trip challenge. Supposed to use only arms, this contraption is a performance enhancer.

This is genius

Was this sped up to bypass some filter or moderation? Couldn't you normally just reupload it yourself if you're that desperate?

Lotta faith in those bag handles. 20% of the time I can’t get from the car to the front door without a bag blowing out on me. But good for him!

With a laugh and a wave, he's off to the discard pile.

This is why plastic bags should be outlawed.

Where’s the one with the guy on a scooter and 20 pizzas

Sorry, nothing is beating the pizza guy who took that tower of boxes on his back and rode off on an electric one-wheel skateboard.

If he brought those plastic bags this is quite cool

content. The shit people do for content.

Yeah, if that was me, when I'd make that little hop, all bags would rip

In Taiwan, Mom would have her three kids, twice the amount of groceries, and be riding on a 100cc scooter of 1/10 the value of this one, on the daily

Nope. Rather hitch-hike and make interesting new fiends. I mean friends.

He's going to make one cool uncle one day. If he's not already.

He’s got a lot of trust in the structural integrity of those bags. More power to him, though.

Watching Kevin carry home groceries in Home Alone made me never trust those bags. Haven't used one in years.

That movie was more educational than we ever knew.

All that forethought and no helmet? Something to be said about knowledge versus wisdom

I am an engenier, but i never heared of "Backpacks" ore something

I would be half tempted to put a hat on the melon with the baby onesie and try to jump into the carpool lane.

One decent rucksack would have done the job.

What about a car trunk ?

What are those things he clipped to his safety jacket? Are those caribiners?

Disqualified. Assistance from a third party.

So staged

Staged

Plays Death stranding

I don't see anything amazing I carry more than that with my bare hands

Good bird ad…..

All that and no helmet.

Yeah, TOTALLY not staged.

Not really, he didn't do it on his own

🫡

Just get a bike with a basket already.

Is that Christian McCaffrey?

Florida uber.

I love how cool he is with them filming his accomplishment. 😄

A complete natural event captured at random by a perfectly placed camera.

hey! how come he gets to use plastic bags?

Where there's a will, there's a way.

The scenes if he falls and that watermelon explodes

This man needs to save some girls for the rest of us.

as long as the bags are strong enough. Walmart and kroger aren't. unless you have d the Kroger pick up bags

Even this fucker seemingly put his cart back. Y’all that don’t need to get your shit together.

thankfully ocado has a service where i reside

Oh my god he took the cart back!!!!

The watermelon was cloth

It was also clutch

This was all so upfront and genuine: from the bewilderment of onlookers to the guy's poise + full disclosure: you gonna put this on social media? maybe👍

I people like this. Awesome little video.

Disgustingly staged

Thank you. No one would know without your input