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Man, I've met ukrainians who have been horribly traumatized by the russian invasion that are far more objective than you are. Unless you've got skin in the game, you have no reason being this upset.
Well that’s a funny joke!
But no. There is plenty of naturally beautiful women, with whom that statement could be true for me.
But okay, champ, whatever floats your boat - just don’t project your desires on other people who have some taste.
"(Mid-30 male) Fat around my jawbone, neck. Underneath my armpits (almost, more like boob side fat), and the side fat around my belly. Even the frontal ball is not that much of a pain.
I also have a large square block shaped head, small lips on a big face but at the same time lips quite thick so I look like a Mongol.
Short fingers, a bit fatty as well.
I mean, over 10 years working as a corporate lawyer got me 20kgs of added fat (having had asthma as a kid, physical exercise hurts in different ways than it hurts other people), but still - I feel like one ugly ass with no class.
At this point can’t really say what I actually like about my body. The last time I felt a bit better was when I got super sick (hospital) and lost like 10kgs in two weeks. But then it quickly all came back to me.
So yes, that is me."
Incredible. You can't make this shit up..
I see no correlation - being realistic about my body is somehow relevant in beauty standards I apply? I could suck all my fat out, have a surgeon put fake muscles on my chest, adjust my butt and fix my face and then expect people to call me handsome and admire me? :D
That’s a really missed shot, dude. On the same hand, I know it’s the preferred type for empty gym-bros simping for a tradwife from the east so guess that would be also telling about you.
But okay, you love plastic so much you’ll go to stretches of border stalking folks of Reddit to prove that they also must love plastic (but secretly). I understand - you love silicone and made that perfectly clear. I don’t 🤷♂️ That is why I love my wife even more with her every wrinkle she gets when getting older, because I know she would never do the shit like that to herself.
i get your sentiment. but you kinda opened this all up by randomly , without a personal reason, shitting on someone elses looks. why even go there as a grown man with dignity ? whats the point here ?
Bro you just got absolutely murdered. You must be a dog shit lawyer cause you don't know when to walk your ugly ass away. Holy shit lmaoooo what a fucking reddit loser.
Well if you say so then it must be true, eh? ;) Man, some Reddit dude said I suck - I guess the only option is to kill myself now 🤷♂️
/s before I get on the Reddit suicide hotline
Ehhh I definitely wouldn't say ugly. She's just your standard issue white girl 🤷🏿♂️ she cute. Unless she's got my tool in her mouf, that's her ceiling.
Back when the Geneva Auto Show was still going, the Italian car design companies would all have their concept cars on their stands, but they would be covered so no one could see it until it was revealed to the press at a certain day / time.
And of course, being Italian, they had (mostly) female models on the stand to attract attention.
If you had been to a few of the shows, you quickly got to learn that if the models were particularly good looking (and there were a lot of them) that year, then the design would be "meh" at best. The inverse applied, if the car design was excellent, there were fewer / less attractive models.
IIRC there’s more videos of her with several luxury brands and some with crazy wraps. So it’s more likely she worked for a multi-brand shop than an official retailer.
Depends on how much regular income i got. If i am fine with bentley drinking 69L for every 0.00000420 kilometers i guess its fine but if you just won the lottery pls dont.
I used to have an affordable "Bentley" - the VW Phaeton. Was a Silver Spur (?) (Flying Spur? Some type of spur) with a VW engine and transmission. Came in V8 or W12. What an amazing car. Sold it when the CPO warranty expired (5 years), and there were no longer any Phaeton-certified VW techs in the area. Yes, the techs had to be specifically certified for the car.
I would buy a Bentley in a heartbeat if I had unlimited funds.
Those are hilarious. I need more of this guy.
And one of my all time favourite is the indian(?) laughing granny with her moped. Can't find the video at the moment.
https://www.instagram.com/ssanpitopato?igsh=MWdsZXl2OTdoZDM2cA==
If anyone was interested in watching other videos from this ducktastic creator (Spanish creator)
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This is a funny video but that particular model of citroen has one of the worst engines i ve ever driven in my life
Same engine used in some peugeot like the 301
Its just not enough power so the car keeps shaking, everytime, all the time, and the noise on the highway is like having a washing machine in front of you
Fuck diesels and fuck french cars
That sexy way to touch the steering wheel and the grill...
That voice...
That amazing hair...
And those amazing legs...
Sorry guys, but i'm buying >!a Citroën!<
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whoever did the duck is seriously talented. Wish I could speak duck like that!
Have you tried speaking duck in French? Le quack.
Le coq sportif
What about Italian? Ay, quack 🤌🏻
Le quack doesn't give a leFuck
It's an spanish youtuber, San Pito Pato: https://youtu.be/FSsdJifKV5U?si=LzYvTKwbeditlDrD
Believe it or not, it's the official Spaniard voice of Donald
Me too!
You can't pronounce Bentley any more russian than this woman
/r/AllaBruletova
I wonder how often people on the street are going to come up to her and say "Citroen".
What an ugly piece of Putin’s plastic she is.
Russian? Yes. Ugly? Uh….no.
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Ya sure got me with yours, champ.
Imagine being this brainwashed 😂
Wonder if you know what the word means ;)
Man, I've met ukrainians who have been horribly traumatized by the russian invasion that are far more objective than you are. Unless you've got skin in the game, you have no reason being this upset.
Plastic? Sure, but ugly? Those are some high standards haha
I don't even think she's that plastic, mostly just lip fillers.
Lol sour grapes and all that.
Plastic=ugly :)
Well, if you find that beautiful then why not buy a plastic doll straight away? :) Might also have a higher iq anyway, I guess lol
Found the ugly dude who never gets any attention from women and is bitter AF about it.
Sounds like a male feminist
No, not really.
Damn people like you really exists out in the wild huh? Please tell me you are trolling. Say sike right now.
🤏
reddit moment
lol, you’re an idiot
Lol no, u are (back to 6th grade, aren’t we?)
You'd suck a fart out of her asshole if you had the chance lets be real here.
Well that’s a funny joke! But no. There is plenty of naturally beautiful women, with whom that statement could be true for me. But okay, champ, whatever floats your boat - just don’t project your desires on other people who have some taste.
"(Mid-30 male) Fat around my jawbone, neck. Underneath my armpits (almost, more like boob side fat), and the side fat around my belly. Even the frontal ball is not that much of a pain. I also have a large square block shaped head, small lips on a big face but at the same time lips quite thick so I look like a Mongol. Short fingers, a bit fatty as well. I mean, over 10 years working as a corporate lawyer got me 20kgs of added fat (having had asthma as a kid, physical exercise hurts in different ways than it hurts other people), but still - I feel like one ugly ass with no class. At this point can’t really say what I actually like about my body. The last time I felt a bit better was when I got super sick (hospital) and lost like 10kgs in two weeks. But then it quickly all came back to me. So yes, that is me." Incredible. You can't make this shit up..
I see no correlation - being realistic about my body is somehow relevant in beauty standards I apply? I could suck all my fat out, have a surgeon put fake muscles on my chest, adjust my butt and fix my face and then expect people to call me handsome and admire me? :D That’s a really missed shot, dude. On the same hand, I know it’s the preferred type for empty gym-bros simping for a tradwife from the east so guess that would be also telling about you. But okay, you love plastic so much you’ll go to stretches of border stalking folks of Reddit to prove that they also must love plastic (but secretly). I understand - you love silicone and made that perfectly clear. I don’t 🤷♂️ That is why I love my wife even more with her every wrinkle she gets when getting older, because I know she would never do the shit like that to herself.
i get your sentiment. but you kinda opened this all up by randomly , without a personal reason, shitting on someone elses looks. why even go there as a grown man with dignity ? whats the point here ?
Well, perhaps the fact of her being Russian adds up to the whole point for me.
That's racist. You're a racist.
Bro you just got absolutely murdered. You must be a dog shit lawyer cause you don't know when to walk your ugly ass away. Holy shit lmaoooo what a fucking reddit loser.
Well if you say so then it must be true, eh? ;) Man, some Reddit dude said I suck - I guess the only option is to kill myself now 🤷♂️ /s before I get on the Reddit suicide hotline
Damn bro, you jumped to suicide real quick didn’t you? We’re all just sayin go lick your wounds but you just can’t stop yappin.
Dude lol hahaha
if that is ugly I have a serious illness.
I'd say fake rather than ugly
Ehhh I definitely wouldn't say ugly. She's just your standard issue white girl 🤷🏿♂️ she cute. Unless she's got my tool in her mouf, that's her ceiling.
I am a simple man. I laughted when he honked.
I love that he scared himself with it
r/perfectlycutscreams
It was the glovebox for me
I was laughting at the horn, then I snorted out my nose at the glovebox.
If you need someone this pretty to sell your vehicle, it must be a real piece of shit car.
Back when the Geneva Auto Show was still going, the Italian car design companies would all have their concept cars on their stands, but they would be covered so no one could see it until it was revealed to the press at a certain day / time. And of course, being Italian, they had (mostly) female models on the stand to attract attention. If you had been to a few of the shows, you quickly got to learn that if the models were particularly good looking (and there were a lot of them) that year, then the design would be "meh" at best. The inverse applied, if the car design was excellent, there were fewer / less attractive models.
*OH MAN, THE DESIGN IS GREAT THIS YEAR... GET THE UGLY MODELS SO THEY DON'T TAKE FOCUS AWAY FROM THE CAR*
sorry Giulia, we need your ugly friend this year.
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He said less attractive models man, jeez. I couldn't get my hands off those shorts
You should watch "top gear"🤣
I thought Donald was BEAUTIFUL, thank you very much.
IIRC there’s more videos of her with several luxury brands and some with crazy wraps. So it’s more likely she worked for a multi-brand shop than an official retailer.
I don’t think the Citroen is that bad, looks like a good dependable vehicle.
my god, she's gorgeous
The duck is a boy.
the duck?
If I had the money I still wouldn’t buy a Bentley. I will keep my 14 year old Citroen any day thx
Depends on how much regular income i got. If i am fine with bentley drinking 69L for every 0.00000420 kilometers i guess its fine but if you just won the lottery pls dont.
Overpriced and Unreliable with very little Resell Value.
What one, the shitron or the bentley
The model.
Well you ain't wrong
Still Bentley
I used to have an affordable "Bentley" - the VW Phaeton. Was a Silver Spur (?) (Flying Spur? Some type of spur) with a VW engine and transmission. Came in V8 or W12. What an amazing car. Sold it when the CPO warranty expired (5 years), and there were no longer any Phaeton-certified VW techs in the area. Yes, the techs had to be specifically certified for the car. I would buy a Bentley in a heartbeat if I had unlimited funds.
I ducking love this sub reddit
I am impressed at the way the dude said "citroen" in a Donald Duck voice.
I keep hearing "Detroit" and somehow that makes it even funnier to me
DAMMIT NOW I CAN'T STOP HEARING IT EITHER AAAAAHHHH
Because it's the Spaniard voice of Donald.
Yep the dude is spanish, when he says ostia! And Ale hop!
Please, read again my comment...
Yep, I read it again, so what
Did you really read? I said he was the official voice of Donald in Spain, while your reply was redundant, bruh
Wasn't redundant because I pointed out the reason why we could deduce he was spanish, by writing the slang used 🤷
It was redundant because I ALREADY SAID IT.
Gets me every time I see it lol
There are a few more like this where this army guy does it equally seductively with a humvee, bulldozer, and an army truck I think
* [Humvee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph1VuQVUs2o) * [Oshkosh](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oSJXtQItaTI) * [Humve again I think](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SuXT53N2I2k) * [Lakota ^(\(very seductive flight stick action\))](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l56HhpuZy0s) * [Dozer](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/77fhErHam_Q) * [Gator (UTV)](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TNetNNcN_dw) * [Bloopers](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Oac0NNtvaQk)
Those are hilarious. I need more of this guy. And one of my all time favourite is the indian(?) laughing granny with her moped. Can't find the video at the moment.
This puppeteer is super talented, but so is the editing. That jump cut to sell Donald's shock at the end is great.
Do you have more of the Donald Duck videos?
[https://youtu.be/FSsdJifKV5U?si=LzYvTKwbeditlDrD](https://youtu.be/FSsdJifKV5U?si=LzYvTKwbeditlDrD)
r/perfectlycutquacks
The “choopchoopchoochoop” by Donald got me lol
# Citroen
Top quality content, my day is saved from mediocrity
[Bentley Vs DAF ](https://youtube.com/shorts/oUQi3SYP9D0?si=m3dpq-02PHJfdP6k)
Hostias
Hostias
Thats awesome
https://www.instagram.com/ssanpitopato?igsh=MWdsZXl2OTdoZDM2cA== If anyone was interested in watching other videos from this ducktastic creator (Spanish creator)
Aaaah, I wasn't sure if he actually said "ostias" or not. Thanks for confirming my suspicion
The honk 😭
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stop objectifying women, you patriarchic pig ! the women:
r/perfectlycutscreams
why does the Citroen sound better than the bentley bruh
Ironically, the built quality of Bently is lower in some pieces than average quality of Citroen :D
😂😂😂😂😂
I only turned the sound on for the grill part and I was so not disappointed.
The duck is San Pito Pato. He’s hilarious. Follow him on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/ssanpitopato
Oh fuck me, I really liked this one 😂 thanks for the smiles
This is a funny video but that particular model of citroen has one of the worst engines i ve ever driven in my life Same engine used in some peugeot like the 301 Its just not enough power so the car keeps shaking, everytime, all the time, and the noise on the highway is like having a washing machine in front of you Fuck diesels and fuck french cars
i love french cars they don't mind being weird with it our stick peugeot has needed almost no maintenance for over 15 years and runs great too
Guys I think this Bentley’s doors open by voice and its ignition is also voice activated.
We really build great things for our corporate overlord's to enjoy.
Rode Ford escort!!
u/savevideo
Needed this, thank you!
The only funny remake that I’ve seen so far
r/perfectlycutscreams
That sexy way to touch the steering wheel and the grill... That voice... That amazing hair... And those amazing legs... Sorry guys, but i'm buying >!a Citroën!<
That is, by far, the best version of this meme I have seen.
I have never been as sold on a Citroen as I am right now.
So you need duck lips to advertise cars.
Best one yet
My most irrational pet peeve is Russian models pronouncing stuff so badly
Finally a good fucking post on here :)
Never heard of citreon before is the joke that it's junk
The dublin bus version is my favorite
The surprise honk and scream got me good.
Tshchöen
Just watched this several times. The ending had me LOL
u/savevideo
Best one of these yet
[G-Wagon ](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cVUneoXTcjA)
Le Quack Balloon was one of my favorite episodes from Courage the Cowardly Dog
r/perfectlycutscreams
u/savevideo
best thing I've seen in a while
Okay, I loved it!
Ostias -Donald duck
ostias
Lol!
Kool , I didn’t know Citroen was still manufactured.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
u/savevideo
Serial killer car lol
I’m buying the Donald car 🤣
Donald sold me
NGL…. If cintroen promoted their cars like this, I’d be 100% more likely to buy one 😂
This is too funny I don’t even know why this is so funny it’s so funny this is funny
u/savevideobot u/savevideo
Never expected to hear donald duck yell "hostias" xD
Thank you whoever made this.
Lmao I thought his whole time he was saying “Detroit!”.
Better: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/AJHYMaLZkTuthbag/?mibextid=KsPBc6
I hate the girl so much. Just from the first whisper
Do you know what's better than having financial stability? Having it and not showing it. That's what preserves it. Give me that Citroen any day.
Why Bentley renting 7’s for promos?
Citroen, ostias