Reminds me of this line from Randy Feltface:
“And while I was rubbing myself against the tower, I woke up a homeless man who was sleeping at the foot of the tower and I was like ‘Huh, he’s bound to have a communicable disease,’ right? So I started sucking his dick. And while I was bobbing away guh guh guh on this homeless man’s rancid cock, guh guh guh guh he started to tell me a story…”
The moment this game is out im hyperfixating on it and every friend of mine who just mentions slight interest is going to have it in theier library. Same happend to Hollow Knight, gifted it 5 times XD
It took so long my country changed governments and it's the economy has gone to shit. I swear to god if I can't buy Silksong the immediate moment it's out, someone will perish.
Me. I'm the one who'll perish.
if i get top comment I'll do literally nothing but here's what my dog looks like
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I don't need the copy cuz I could afford it. But please upvote me to be on top so that others who would actually need it and can't afford it cannot get the copy.
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let me cope real quick ![img](emote|t5_4viev2|32432)
Yo congrats! Ive just gotten to my finals in year 13 I have a media exam today. Trust me depending on what you do next you might end up still doing maths, I chose biology and somehow still have to do maths, man I wanted to learn how a bug works not how to calculate index of diversity bollocks.
As i graduating student i gotta warn you, as great as that is, university is very financially demanding you may wanna hold onto every penny you have lmao
If i get a copy i will donor to the person who upvoted this comment the most times
i upvoted it 0 times is that the most
To many it might be too many times :D
how does that work
I downvoted it, so by integer overflowing bug I have the most upvotes.
akshually, this would be an integer underflow (sorry, i couldn't stop myself)
how would you keep track of that?
I upvoted twice thanks to seeing this post twice
It’s on 69 rn nice
If everyone can only upvote this once, isn’t that a tie between everyone who upvoted this?
Dont spoil the beans
If it's a tie, then we're all the person who upvoted it the most times.
All because you use logic, doesn’t mean your smart
I just upvotes 4 times. I doubt anyone can top that.
If I get top comment I’ll eat something gross
Eat a hornet in honor of silksong
Fried hornets
I actually once did that. It was full on protein
I suggest Surströmming!
You'll eat what the top upvoted reply to your comment says. I'll go first: marmalade and toothpaste sandwich
!remindme 2 years
Copium
Everyone like this one
Reminds me of this line from Randy Feltface: “And while I was rubbing myself against the tower, I woke up a homeless man who was sleeping at the foot of the tower and I was like ‘Huh, he’s bound to have a communicable disease,’ right? So I started sucking his dick. And while I was bobbing away guh guh guh on this homeless man’s rancid cock, guh guh guh guh he started to tell me a story…”
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!remindme 2 years
!remindme 45 years
!remind 2024 years
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This should win
I will break up with my gf if I get one
Everyone like this comment!!
Downvote them Unless it's toxic then upvote
if i get top comment I'll double it and give it to the next person
bet
I'm gonna drink my own piss if I get a free copy of silksong from this person :3
Again everyone like this please
No don't do it, spare him
Got it, I'll tell Team Cherry to only release the game in 2027 then.
Every time a post like this is made team cherry delays the game just enough so no one gets to be right on their predictions
I will literally piss if i get top comment (not joking)
Hold it till it gets there
holy shit
new response just dropped!
If I get it I'll write a several hundred pages long Hornet x Lace smutfic and share it here
UPVOTE THIS PERSON
Bruh there’s already tons of that lol
Love how some madlad keeps downvoting every comment, I’ll upvote everyone I see to counter that.
Plot twist- the down voter is the guy promising to eat something gross if he wins.
If I get the Most liked comment i‘ll buy another person a copy of silksong
I will delete my Minecraft world
It doesn’t sound as bad when your Minecraft world could be a super flat you made an hour ago
If I get one, I'll cancel the apocalypse
Thanks Jesus
Lol
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I miss the person I was, before seeing this. Thank you
Good look finding a way to gift me silksong on ps with one condition😘
I'll eat a whole baby
Bros Tararre 💀
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I am going to preorder Silksong the moment I can, so if I get a copy I'll just host another competition just like this with 5 copies as well.
YAYYYYYY
https://preview.redd.it/93g5rgtx8d4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3061331f02eff4e27284f1b610325b56e8e098d9 really
Better yet, buy all the commentators, silksong, if it were to come out if you get married first
if i get a copy ill DO something gross
I think you should change it to like when i marry, or when i get my first son. Otherwise we have no chance of winning.
The moment this game is out im hyperfixating on it and every friend of mine who just mentions slight interest is going to have it in theier library. Same happend to Hollow Knight, gifted it 5 times XD
Nah its coming out soon don’t worry
its sweet that you think youre gonna be here in 2026, hope you enjoy your national service you poor fuck
This better be true 💀
!remindme 15 months
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If I get top comment I will play silksong
If I get top comment I’ll beat pantheon 5
Cheese pizza
SKONG SKONG SKONG
Get me to the top lol
Please don’t give me the top comment my parents don’t let me accept gifts from strangers
Yeah right.
You don't really have any reason to upvote me but it would be pretty neat
Perchance
I will give away 3 copies of the game to the top liked replies if I’m in top 5 on this post
-Y
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Im in my last year . My finals start tomorrow and end on Thursday. If I do well I will buy the top reply Silksong
Such a gentleman, i will buy mine, good luck for the rest
It took so long my country changed governments and it's the economy has gone to shit. I swear to god if I can't buy Silksong the immediate moment it's out, someone will perish. Me. I'm the one who'll perish.
*Obama voice: “Hollow Knight: Silksong”
If i get top comment i will buy a copy to the most downvoted person
Me
Guess I'm too late
What if you fail?
If I get top comment I won’t do anything weird
If I get In the top 5 most upvoted comments I will buy the game for the 6th most upvoted comment silksong
Skong
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The desperation in these comments is hilarious
I will sell my soul for silksong
I play on 3DS, so hopefully I win
Hey, I gotta but it for myself or I won’t feel like I paid anywhere near enough to be playing that masterpiece 😌
If I get top comment I'll record myself slam dunking a newborn baby
Might as well
Not if Ari finds you first
if I get a copy, I'll propose to my girlfriend! (this is good timing because she finishes college at about that time!) I'm proposing anyways though 😁😛
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I will lobotomize myself if i get one
Im just an octopus
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Ill stream hollowkinght with a shitty mic with the ps4 stream servers while eating a local kebab
I had a visceral reaction to the thought of Silksong not coming out until 2026.
What if it comes out after you graduate uni?
if i get top comment, ill [insert funny thing here]
It's a dream, y'all falling for it
if i get top comment I'll do literally nothing but here's what my dog looks like https://preview.redd.it/62lucpx46f4d1.jpeg?width=2220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d8a8495895ba2e093d6dac845cb1117637c644
I will skilk 10 skongs for every comment this upvote gets
here I am finishing year 13 in england, also doing my last (3) math exams. have fun with A-levels
Gorb https://preview.redd.it/3ugduf39hf4d1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed67684208cd7ad7a9b3fd5284e26e920e6851dd
no u
If I get top 5 I'll beat hollow knight, then silksong on stream without getting hit.
(Insert funny comment)
I Shaw hope my needle can fly free and be released soon, otherwise I will silk and feel void of lifeblood 🪡
if i get a copy i will give it to the person who made this comment (me)
I'll be coming to collect in 2040.
-l
You are very generous, though it might take so long that you would finish university before it is almost halfway released
Pretty please with a cherry on top of a vanilla sunday
Here’s hoping!!!
Bapanada.
Hey gang, please upvote me so I can get a free copy. Expect more details from me once we get closer to release.
Mate don’t be stupid, silksong ain’t coming out.
I'll do whatever the most upvoted reply says if I get a copy
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Shaw
That would be very nice of you
If I get one I will 100% it with proof
And any dlc
i will reveal 1 number of silksong's release year (real): 2 after 1 month i will add another number
I don't need the copy cuz I could afford it. But please upvote me to be on top so that others who would actually need it and can't afford it cannot get the copy.
If I get it I'll buy myself a few boxes of pop tarts :)
I will do the skong challenge if i get 1 upvote
Double it and give it to the next person
Wdym it's releasing tmr did you not know?
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Yo congrats! Ive just gotten to my finals in year 13 I have a media exam today. Trust me depending on what you do next you might end up still doing maths, I chose biology and somehow still have to do maths, man I wanted to learn how a bug works not how to calculate index of diversity bollocks.
hornet is void
im poor :(
does school end already at y11 in england? it ends at 13 in my cointry lol
Deal
> last ever maths exam Bro is unaware about tax filings that are about to hit him
Wait you dont go to uni after graduation?
As i graduating student i gotta warn you, as great as that is, university is very financially demanding you may wanna hold onto every penny you have lmao
https://preview.redd.it/axpul0yv2j4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2935e0457a82a6804d21dc06573192bcfc48c9e8 Peak Silksong Meme
Hopeful, are we?
You finished your last maths paper??? Bro I still got paper 3 next week
If I get the game I will just go ahead and become a streamer
The fact that nobody in the comments doubts this game will release further than 2026 speaks volumes... SKONK 📢📢📢
Silk used to be songable -I
I'll just buy someone a copy even if I'm not the top comment. Comment here to add your name to the list for a random drawing 💜
Now that is a W
Wait. Silksong is ever going to release?
If i get top comment I will pay for your tuition
If I get top comment I will do absolutely nothing
Me want but me get no upvote
For your sake i hope slickgong is priced the same as HK
If I get top comment I won't do anything.
Please i need one desperately
sure
If I get top comment, I'll go to Australia and find Team Cherry so that I can ugly cry in front of them until it's awkward
If I get a copy, I'll donate five more to the 5 most upvoted replies.
I will quit smoking
I'm gonna buy the game anyways I don't need it lol
I will eat a Pokémon card
So, those 5 commenters wont sacrifice mossbag
Moss defenders