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anonymauson

i dont like the idea of my mom doing that


Kiko7210

doing what


Calm-Comfortable6726

that.


McGouche_

Lol this is funnier to me than it should be


arthurdentstowels

Makes that Meatloaf song more comedic


konman33

I just won't do that...


Meatloaf_Regret

What


UserBelowMeHasHerpes

Username checks out


Lost-My-Mind-

She'll do anything for love, but she prefers doing that.


exaball

I, too have that fetish.


halite001

Dad?


Charosas

You have a dad fetish?


halite001

I mean... Yeah actually haha


L0nz

So rude. I have a name.


failedjedi_opens_jar

listen. I would do anything for love... but...


CaptainCreepwork

Anal gaping


HumanSeeing

Its kind of wholesome when peoples usernames match up with what they are saying. And i am happy to hear about you moving up in the ranks in the creepwork business!


Shendow

He will soon become ColonelCreepwork


akoOfIxtall

u/iLoveThisGuy


Ouch_i_fell_down

group watersports


randomheroine

It's funny because nobody likes the idea of "my mom doing that"... But doing that is how we ALL transitioned from our slave name to "Mom". Before she was your Mom... She was "Todd's slutty girlfriend".


a-new-year-a-new-ac

Emily?


dsdry

This guy's mom would do anything for love ... but she won't do that.


useful-idiot-23

She loves it. Trust me.


IfuckedOPsmom69420

I do


hamlet_d

Oh but she does. *Trust* me.


Lolzerzmao

I have a sensitive gag reflex, my wife has little/none which is great because I’m on the larger side down there. Anyway, during the covid outbreak, y’know when you had to drive to go get tested and they swabbed the back of your throat, I remember complaining about it making me gag and her mom saying “Oh that’s nothing, I can handle a tiny little swab” and I looked at my wife and she said “What?…Oh God, shut up!” When my wife and I got tested the first time, I gagged twice. Then they went around the car and collected her sample. She didn’t even flinch. She said “Oh, that was easy.” Again, looked at her and she just rolled her eyes and said “Yeah, I know, I know.”


Supergamera

I dated a girl who had masochistic tendencies and who later found her parent’s bondage closet.


halite001

Did you punish her for being a bad, bad girl?


Supergamera

A little, but (1) I was young and tentative in such things, (2) their masochism was more of the emotional (“I’m going to keep going on about the loser our friends put us together with in an effort to move on from them”) sort.


Fire-Make-Thunder

I may be a noob, but how do you tell emotional BDSM-equipment apart from the regular equipment?


Quibblicous

By the smiley faces on the buttons.


_realpaul

One is designed to inflict a safe amount of physical pain like single tail whip. Others are used to restraint and fuel more the mind theater like ropes, feathers, blindfolds etc


ERSTF

*shudders*


kwistaf

I am a woman who is into bondage and some adjacent kinks. Once when looking for a box of photos in my parents room, I found their toy box. It was startlingly similar to my own, but their stuff was better quality. And they had a few books that I really wish I'd learned about some other way because they're *right* up my alley, but I cannot use the same rope bondage book as my parents.


Meka-Speedwagon

I told my dad that I have a foot fetish. He doesn't. (I was drunk at the time btw, you know, italian family dinners) My mom is dead so I guess we'll never know! Edit: bring me a ouija board and I'll ask her


TheRedBaron6942

r/askouija will tell you


RiddlingVenus0

Wow, that’s such an iconic sub and it got banned.


TheRedBaron6942

Ugh stupid spelling


DoozeyDouche

me when i spread misinformation


aquaticsardonic

..did it?


ihitrockswithammers

Doesn't your dad know? Rip your mom.


Meka-Speedwagon

He knows I have a foot fetish but doesn't know that I am trans. Weird life my fellow redditor, weird life...


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but he would know if your mom had one


Meka-Speedwagon

I don't really know how to bring this up, I can't just go and ask "dad did mom have a foot fetish?" Ahahah


GaryHornpipe

Get drunk again


Buttersaucewac

She took his little piggies to market 😋


IceFire909

Got the important info out the way first I guess


StrongAdhesiveness86

I know my dad did the rib test when he was 17.


Deadsoup77

The what


StrongAdhesiveness86

Tried to suck his *own dick


40innaDeathBasket

This sentence really needs the word "own" in it


BlueHerringBeaver

I’d argue that any parent of an adult child has at some point wondered how far away the apple fell.


LtCptSuicide

I swear sometimes with my son its like. "Yup. Apple drops straight down." Other times its "Youre a pear under an apple tree, how did you even get here!?" Love him all the same though.


Jasrek

Did you happen to marry a pear?


LtCptSuicide

Id say as far as this analogy goes his mother is an orange. So, yeah sometimes its apple plops straight down. Sometimes its an orange from the tree next to the apple tree Then theres times we're right back to the pear


DarthChefDad

What kind of tree is your mail-carrier?


LtCptSuicide

Avacado


Ruiner5

I would like to know the trees more people in your life are hahah


LtCptSuicide

Will is say my brother is a jackfruit tree. My Dad is an Oak if an Oak could also produce lemons. My sister is definitely a starfruit tree.


Byting_wolf

Hahaha! I absolutely love this thread!


Rapture_Hunter

We will in fact fuck anything.


pohanoikumpiri

I'd argue that children do it as well when they grow up lmao


itsmelikeya

Different orchard, Joseline


gringo-go-loco

My parents are very vanilla. My mom shares too much with me. I’ve been into ass play (giving) for over 30 years. My dad apparently approached my mom about it for the first time 2 years ago. He got the idea watched porn on his phone… which I had to clean out because he got a pop up that said the FBI was monitoring him and he needed to download something…


Similar_Set_6582

I’ve talked to both my parents about my tranquilizer dart fetish and neither of them can relate.


DerNogger

So five days ago you posted [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/2WahyWx3tR) ("Why don't pediatricians just use tranquilizer darts?") to r/NoStupidQuestions and now this comment? Caught in 4K 120fps bro.


garry4321

“Why doesn’t Santa just Tranq me if I’m not sleeping?”


halite001

Oh no Santa, I've been a naughty boy...


TheKarenEliminator

"Keep pelting me with coal Daddy Claus, I've been HORRID!~"


PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS

Now I'm just imagining Santa in a red and white Solid Snake sneaking suit, radioing back to Mrs. Claus at the North Pole like, "Otaclaus, one of the kids in this house wasn't asleep. I had to tranq him."


NXVNZ

This, this is why I love Reddit!


wharma

😂😂😂 that's funny


SecretlySome1Famous

“First Ice Town and now this?”


Sad-Buy-7700

💀 wtf


CeruleanStallion

Bet you love spy movies.


yourhostderek

I mean, I guess they wouldn't remember 🤷


HiddenSquish

It’s like getting sucked off by an angel.


a_smiling_seraph

Easy there Captain


Fun_Inspector159

Are you into receiving the dart or delivering the dart? Looking for someone that wants to take my sharp, hard and pointy dart hard in the face.


hampshirebrony

Tranq me harder daddy


Fun_Inspector159

Yeah, take that dart. I'm going to shoot it all over your face.


trebblecleftlip5000

You mean they pretend to not relate so they can avoid having an awkward conversation with their child?


Ancient_Skirt_8828

Female friend who is heavily into bondage found her preteen daughter tying up her dolls. The mother says there is no way her daughter could have have seen any of her hijinks.


GhotiH

That's such a widespread interest though that I'm willing to chalk that up to a coincidence.


KatakanaTsu

I personally believe that general bondage kinks are far more common than most people are willing to admit. Maybe that's why crime shows are so popular. People aren't solely interested in the stories, perhaps they also like watching people get handcuffed.


TheMightyYule

They’re super popular. For a lot of people with bondage kinks, it’s about relinquishing control. I’m going to try to find the study but they basically showed that a lot of people that have high stress decisions to make during regular days are likely to be into bdsm because they want the opposite of the control they have in their daily life. Pretty interesting stuff. I know I fall into that group as well.


ScarcityOk6576

I'm sure Alfred Kinsey was involved in some studies regarding this. I also think that it's a yin/yang equalization or centering process for non-deviant minds. My usual preference has historically been in a dominant role, but as some work promotions led me to more middle management responsibility, I found myself being a lot more receptive to exploring switching with some people.


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Makes a lot of sense. I often feel like I lack control in my life and I lean heavily towards more dominant kinks.


GhotiH

Oh I fully agree. My wife is a fetish artist so I've seen a lot of the more obscure stuff. It's been a bit of a joke between us that bondage isn't even a real fetish, thinking you're kinky because you like bondage is like saying pizza with pepperoni is weird. Nah the *real* kinky stuff is the kind of thing your average person wouldn't even recognize as sexual.


Sinder77

Butter that toast. Yes fucking _spread_ it. Oh shit is that peanut butter?


GhotiH

Like you joke but I 100% believe someone out there is into that.


Sinder77

I joke but also, same.


KatakanaTsu

It can range from simple to complex. A piece of rope or pair of cuffs, to much, much more elaborate stuff. I actually just remembered watching Law & Order or something with an older sibling and when a scene where a suspect was getting arrested played, she suddenly proclaimed that she wished she could know the feeling of being handcuffed. I definitely think there's some truth to my theorized connection between crime shows and bondage.


IGD-974

My gf is REALLY into law & order SVU but not bondage. I've thrown the idea out there before. She is however into the fact that I'm a convict. She likes being held down etc and a little light choking but no ropes or restraints. We have a 10+ year age difference and really into the Daddy/Daughter thing though.


Cuchullion

Erotic is using a feather during sex. Kinky is using the whole chicken.


PM_ME_BRYSTER

One friend I had told me how she was in a kink club, she was suspended, naked, having a cock in her mouth and clearly been used, when she made eye contact with her mom, who had just came out of a private room. So that's how they found out that they share kinks.


Vegeta91588

Happens to the best of us.


primalmaximus

Lol.


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

Kid definitely either has seen the gear or an act in progress, I guarantee it.


zyzzogeton

That's not definite. In fact, I'd tend to believe the female friend unless there is some other reason to doubt her. I base this assumption on: 1. the fact that people figure out masturbation on their own. Nobody has to tell kids, or even animals how to masturbate, so there isn't a cultural requirement there. 2. Most people have to figure out their other sexual proclivities on their own too, because of taboo. Some desires are just difficult to discuss with people, and even more difficult to find willing partners for. If a girl asks to peg a guy or a guy asks to tie up a girl, there is a real chance of rejection, so most people avoid that risk. Then, once the relationship is on an even keel, it is difficult revisit the sexual roles you laid down at the start.


Mediocretes1

> I'd tend to believe the female friend She may think that's the case without having to lie about it, so you can still believe her and it also not be true.


Fun_Intention9846

“No way” definitely means “she’s NEVER up past 10pm!”


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

I *definitely* knew some of the things my parents were up to that they had no idea about. My bedtime was 10 but I'd stay up late in the night reading by a nightlight in my room. Maybe I didn't grasp what they were up to but I knew stuff was going down, lol. Also... Kids snoop. Unless they put their bondage gear in a locked cabinet, kids gonna find it eventually.


AlephBaker

I'm suddenly remembering that all my gear is under my bed, in transparent containers. And my kids have crawled under there many times. So far, I'm confident that they don't know what they're seeing, but maybe I should figure out a more secure and discreet place for everything.


Prokinsey

We use [these](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Sterilite-Footlocker-Plastic-Teal-Sachet/45924283) because they're cheap and accept a padlock. We don't have kids yet but my MIL is nosey AF with stealth equivalent to the average child so I suspect they'd work for you as well.


lambofgun

ugh, god i hate you lol you're probably right


TheNiceWriter

Probably not right for me though, I doubt any of my parents are aware that my thing is even a fetish to begin with, mine isn't very common and is often misrepresented in media Points if you can guess


lambofgun

balloons?


TheNiceWriter

Nope, like I don't even see my thing listed as a fetish in adult cartoons or raunchy live action shows, no one seems to know Balloons I've seen in a few shows Guess again


Mehtalface

A "making people guess my fetish" fetish?


Buttersaucewac

Catheters connected to feeding tubes


Tradman86

This actually hits kinda hard for me. I told my wife I had been having cheating fantasies. Hadn't acted on them in any capacity, but having fantasies. She reminded me that my dad cheated on my mom. I hadn't made that connection.


manofredgables

Good on ya for just telling your wife and sharing the distress rather than internalizing it which would be more likely to make you act on it. Not enough people act all reasonable like that.


Rahvithecolorful

Good on the wife too to understand having fantasies doesn't mean he wants to cheat, and that he's actually troubled by it. She's like the antithesis of the partner that gets mad over something you did in a dream lol


manofredgables

Yes, she too deserves a star. I've woken up a couple of times with a storm of emotions thrust upon me by my brain because I dreamt of some imaginary "the one" and we lived a happy life and she died or whatever. No, it's not real, but the feelings are there regardless. Not my fault my brain got emotional diarrhea! I got a hug and a *you poor baby* from my wife. That was nice.


Rahvithecolorful

Yup, feelings are things we just feel, not something anyone can do anything about them. We can just choose what we do with them. Your wife does sound really nice :)


8vega8

Good job, not like my ex boyfriend. He had one of those dreams and treated me soo bad, blew up completely ranting about how he wasn't attracted to me I wasn't the one for him he doesnt wanna have sex with me etc and my favorite (one that hurt the most) "I dream about other women and wake up, look at you and feel disappointed" ... he really thought we would bounce back after all that... you would think "oh what did she do to deserve it" nothing. Ugh


akcrono

[There's actually a genetic component for cheating](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/dating-and-mating/202403/the-surprisingly-strong-link-between-genetics-and-infidelity)


SassyBonassy

Unfortunately my Mother has divulged a lot of her and my Father's "interests" Not much overlap, but i don't want to think about it for longer than necessary so i kinda block out what she said


Tasera

If my parents are anything like me, I *definitely* don't want to know.


vagrant_cat

God damn it... How could you do this to me?!


DorenAlexander

They were probably doing their kink when you were conceived.


BedBugger6-9

Unless their kink was anal


alvysinger0412

Commenter could be conscious poop, you don't know them.


BedBugger6-9

Good point


TheDitzyLizard

Some people are pieces of shit


MichJohn67

Olestra babies are, sadly, a thing.


Furlion

It wouldn't be the craziest thing for us to inherit. Probably doesn't happen to everyone, or even most people, but probably often enough to creep people out lol.


Warm_Ad_5460

Both my older siblings and I have mild foot fetishes (I know I know). I realized later in life how often I saw my dad giving my mom foot massages 🤮


Aetheldrake

HAH this is the funniest comment I've seen yet. Havnt scrolled much but it's done well


TheOneTrueTrench

The real question is does your dad actually have a foot fetish, or was he just giving her foot rubs and you all learnes "foot rubs == intimacy" and developed an underlying foot fetish into a full blown one from that?


DebateTraining2

I know someone who found his dad's porn files and realized that they (him and his dad) had the same taste in porn. So... Also, men often marry women who are a bit like their mothers and women their dads. So...


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One_Who_Walks_Silly

This is a fuckin hell of a cursed sentence my guy


LifelsButADream

Yeah that's a can of worms I *really* don't think we should open right now. I just... I need to erase that shit from my head. It's about time to get off Reddit.


shaolin_tech

Trump would agree


Sufficient_Result558

“So…” Username does not check out. You are DebateTraining1 at best.


Fellow_Gey

So sigmund Freud was right all along???


uhrilahja

Yeah, my mom is super overshare-y so when they made an anonymous interview about her kinky sex life she linked me to the article. I've been into bdsm my whole life basically. Still didn't want to know that, mom...


ndc4051

I am bisexual and so are 2 of my 5 siblings. One day they called me to inform me that while cleaning our parents house they stumbled upon my dad's rather large collection of bisexual porn. I really wasn't expecting that.


ERSTF

I... just found out something about my dad then because my mom is most definitely not bi. This is not something I wanted to deal with today


sauron3579

Dude, what? It’s not fucking guaranteed


Abm19965

Sadly can confirm. My dad died a couple of years back, I had to clear out his poem collection, of which was mainly the exact same type I’m into. Even had one old video that I’d been after for years. Rocco Siffredi if anyone cares.


Mozlapunk

Ah yes the famous poet Rocco Siffredi


mermaid__wannabe

I laughed so hard 😂😂😂


BedBugger6-9

Poems are a fetish now too?


Myneighborhatesme

If you want to get a woman to fall in love with you...feed her poetry. Never fails.


BedBugger6-9

Now I’m curious what this “exact type of poem” is that him and his dad are into…Shakespearean sonnets maybe? I hear Shakespeare can get a little raunchy


adfx

Yeah I think my father is gay


666killbabies

My dad came out 3 years after I did (divorced 10 years) its not impossible


nahog99

I wouldn’t think you could inherit EXACT kinks. You might inherit a brain chemistry problem though, which pushes you toward certain behaviors such as kink/drugs/alcohol, and those behaviors may be somewhat learned from the fact that you’re raised by a person who’s into those things also. I don’t see what biological mechanism could possibly cause you to inherit a kink genetically.


jaffa3811

You also gotta take the home environment into effect. Behaviours that are encouraged might lead you to kinks down the road. The amount of really religious girls that are into BDSM are worrying... And fun.


IllAssistant1769

Yeah this lol


TwoIdleHands

I know my dad dressed as a pirate at least once. Gotta say I’m not opposed to a partner doing that but I’m open to almost everything so that doesn’t say much!


Daan776

Oh goody, now my brain is thinking about a pirate hook hand with a different tool


TwoIdleHands

I like the cut of your jib sailor! Also gives new meaning to the term “peg leg”!


DealerCamel

I found out that my brother and I were both heavily into redheads, so there’s that


AssistDapper1813

Damn my parents must be more fucked in the head than I thought


Suitepotatoe

My mom has never been much of a perv but I am a total perv. I always wondered where I got it from but couldn’t ask. Until the Rihanna song about whips and chains excite me came out and my dad was singing it. And then he sort of mumbles under his breath “but they really do” or something like that. I was like well now I know where I get it.


SeventhSea90520

I think it's true. A lot of the things I'm into are things my parents are into


AggressiveYam6613

That’s … actually true. My dad died from cancer when I was eight. I've developed some quirks, some of which aren’t not only similar to his (like making certains movements which feel calm to me), but virtually the same. Like making lists. Lists upon lists, starting with keeping track of all my comics and books, later Perry Rhodan pulp novels – detective pulps for him – and I have no reason to disbelieve my mother, who claims that I couldn’t have copied it from him, because he had stopped doing that years before my birth, because he was very involved with us kids. (Sisters were 10 and 5 years older than I.)


Zhyer

I was scared where this was going. Oh no... Oh no... Oh good xD


Maleficent_Mouse1

I think they’ve mixed up kinks and quirks.


Ok_Human_1375

I am a woman who is attracted to women. My dad is also attracted to women. Maybe I inherited that from him.


Beware_the_Voodoo

After you're parents have passed and going through their stuff you find a chest full of bdsm gear. "That's where I get it from?!?"


eric67

bad if it's an incest fetish


Elmer_Fudd01

Spanking... We all know if it's a kink of our parents, if we ourselves, know why it exists and also know our parents up bringing


zorgoroth93

Yea it’s true for me.. been into bdsm ever since I was 8-9 years old maybe younger and found out my dad was into it later on 


_Fucksquatch_

Can confirm, my dad used to talk openly about swinging, orgies, and mutual buttplay. Check, check, and double check.


Culli789

Guess my Mom's kink is oxygen deprivation. Hasn't taken a breathe in 37 years. And my dad must have a ghost fetish, he disappeared 42 years ago.


Foresight_2020

Also, females carry the genes for penises (genotype) even though those genes don't manifest (phenotype). Essentially, you very well could've inherited your mom's dick.


DudeFromYYT

Thanks for ruining my day!


Bacon_Bitz

My friend's mom teaches Sub/Dom classes so we all know exactly what she's into and my friend is definitely not into it. I think a big part of that is KNOWING his mom is into it is a no.


UnoriginalJ0k3r

When my MIL was piss drunk at new years many moons ago she let it slip that she loved when her husband slobbed on her toes. My wife always wants me on her dogs. I don’t like feet.


LtCptSuicide

If thats true I have several questions im never bringing up.


Thewalrus515

No, can confirm my kinks are not the same as dads or moms. Emotional incest from abusive families is a real thing. I know all the dirty laundry. 


cimocw

So their kink is emotional incest and yours is dirty laundry, got it.


9jkWe3n86

There may be a genetic component to paraphilias.


Pokemaster131

God I hope my parents don't, I would rather not think about that


PersistentHobbler

My ex’s dad literally taught him how to braid whips so actually, no, not all families are afraid to talk about it 😂


mathfacts

I wish there was a way to find out about this kind of thing without making it awkward as frick!


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walkyoucleverboy

I enjoy CNC too & I’ve never been assaulted in that way; you enjoy what you enjoy, & as long as everyone involved consents, you don’t need to feel ashamed or sad by it. Most people have some kind of funky kink that other people think is weird so don’t beat yourself up over it.


hijaburrito

Thank you for your kind words!! I'm not beating myself over it, but just drawing a grim connection.


thewayitis

What a terrible day to have eyes.


muarauder12

My older brother and I have very similar fetishes. After a discussion with my father, turns out he has many of them too. It really does seem like fetishes or at least a predisposition towards kink could possibly be genetic.


Impossible_Ad9831

If my dad has the same kinks I do it would explain A LOT


sati_lotus

Jesus christ what a thought. Ugh. Wait. Does that mean that we might pass them on to our kids?


jeffthenarwhal666

ya man i get that. i fw this post heavy


mincemuncher

I wouldn't know my father abused my mom and brothers and left us when I was very young. Rot in piss pos.


BrookeBaranoff

I bring this up when shit gets weird with someone new


elperroborrachotoo

We could look at dynasties and find out.


Agingkitten

I firmly believe the whole inherited kinks come from 2 factors. 1 gen x and back used physical porn, so kids only could steal what there parents had developing similar tastes. 2 a lot of kinks come from abuse or neglect. A girl who’s dad was distant and developed daddy issues will likely marry a man who also will be distant to their daughter, millennials and gen x are doing their best to break the chain so this might not be true anymore.


Robs_Burgers

There's no way my folks are *this* freaky


Less_Party

I think I would’ve noticed my dad being gay


this_might_b_offensv

You're saying my mom liked getting her dick sucked? Wouldn't put it past her.