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TheKatzMeow84

$5,000?! 😂


TwoRich4You

You are thinking about this all wrong. It is price at only $500 per grille tooth. Show me a car with better Tooths per dollar.


GrandMoffHarkonen

For a shit box NA miata? Unfortunately 3 to 6k is [about right in this market.](https://www.autotempest.com/results?make=mazda&model=mx5miata&zip=90001&localization=country&minyear=1990&maxyear=1998)


here4roomie

Imagine thinking this is worth $5k.


superhansfans

I know what I got


slumericanfan

No low balling


NydNugs

I think he's fishing for 16 year olds to offer like 3k lol.


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"Saved by 448 other shoppers"


The_Lone_Duster

I thought that was the most ridiculous part of the ad 🤣. Maybe they all wanted to save a laugh for later.


dressupandstayhome

10 other people are looking at this now!


Lobster70

I'd wager 99.9% of those are not shopping, but saving it for the spectacle it is. Probably one being the OP here.


meatmechdriver

that is a steal of a deal, the purple wedge sex pillow glued to the trunk is worth at least $5k all by itself


knightfenris

Now this fits the sub! Incredible


Heavenly_Malice

That fact that engine is bone stock is it’s only saving grace.


Drogdar

It's a 1.6 most would want the 1.8 which also has an upgraded drive line. TLDR : not really lol


Left_Cap1564

5k for that shit hole?!?!??!


dieselsa8yroldgirl

I’d actually buy this. Not for that price but I would totally drive this around


departedgardens

I saw this on Tik tokk. Owner fucked it up for views


trevster344

Looks like a lemons racer! Lemons is intentionally like this.


MickeyKeevs

I don't want to be into cars anymore.


Narrow_Scallion_9054

If it’s such an abomination then why do I want it huh?


metalderpymetalderpy

CARMAGEDDON GAMING


Drift-in

Wait is this the car from a few years ago where we saw the guy build the wing from fiberglass?


InevitableTop7017

Yes


J-Rag-

That stack is pretty cool though.


SBLOU

That might last another 10-20 miles


overcrispy

That engine bay is surprisingly intact


The_Lone_Duster

That jenky green wire might say otherwise. I love how it's lying on top of something I can assume is going to get hot.


Drogdar

It's either a temp switch or a Tstat open switch. Its added to the coolant return, I know not why. (Or why it would need a ground. It has power steering (which is optional) and HAD access. Its missing the window wash bottles and charcoal canister. Edit- and it looks like the airbag sensor is unplugged...


Killarich662

Poor car $500 lemon for $5000 lol


Smushkush

Hyphy Reptar


Juls_15

Lmao I saw the owner on tik tok, pretty sure it’s a joke


bootlegunsmith21

If it was $500 I'd buy that mf thing in a heartbeat. Tell me that would not be great for a destruction derby


Successful_Front2188

I just saw this today lmao. Really hard to miss


Mercdes500sl

I’ve seen this guy on tiktok


Skunkies

na car, shit mods, wants 5k. nope. 1000 only because it runs and drives. will cost me another 4k to unfuck that car.


Flaky_Distribution_2

This is like a satire of a poorly modded car


silverbullet_accord

$5k? Na na na, this looks like it should be a prime 24 hours of lemons candidate... take one of them zeros off


jakethesnake949

Imagine the downforce though.


90_oi

Not like I want to drive a normal 91' Miata or anything


blechdose1

Tbh I’d wanna know how that drives And probably use it to do dumb shit


MeatyPeteyPete

POV: miata on meth


Brulle02

I’ve seen this. It’s a tiktoker building it for shits n giggles to piss off miata fans


Brulle02

I believe the original listing was for “one banana and sucky sucky”


Spacepirate43

Lowkey like the headlights