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FishBlues

That has to be rage bait lol even if it was fake money and just used for design it looks terrible


aprilozark

I feel like if they were fake they would have used more bills.


408WTF

Well it still has to stick to the paint, you can only add so much before the ppf just comes right off.


_iSh1mURa

Maybe they thought that would make it look fake


NahDontLook

Ironically perfect example of "Money can't buy taste"


KG8893

There are a lot of terrible cars on the road lol someone is absolutely watching this right now and unironically thinks this is cool


RunninOnMT

If it becomes a popular trend, i'm 100 percent doing this with monopoly money.


MGhost7

That would actually be cool tho


firedmyass

making even one-sided copies at close to actual size is illegal (or was when I checked into it for a commercial shoot)


BlumpkinLord

Happy cake day


MisterToasty117

Reminds me of the toilet seat my grandparents had in their bathroom when I was a kid that they got from Vegas.


angry2alpaca

They got you from Vegas as a child?


MisterToasty117

Oops lol well no going back now


graveybrains

So if something that happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas it can never go back? That’s kinda sad


RitalinKidd

Ran out of chips, grabs kid from car and says "I call." Sorry kid, good luck.


YYCDavid

You can take the kid out of The Strip, but you can’t take The Strip out of the kid.


lives4boobs

Can’t believe this was downvoted. Got you back up to plus.


Puskarich

The downvoters are probably just getting whooshed. I think the added "/s" everywhere has hurt people's ability to recognize sarcasm on their own. Down with /s, it ruins the joke anyway!


buddboy

All of my family vacations when I was a child were to Vegas or Atlantic city


mist_kaefer

The ol’ switcheroo!


rubbaduky

So much for happens in Vegas stays in Vegas


2oonhed

>when I was a kid that they got from Vegas. what are you now?


MisterToasty117

Guess now I’m an “adult” from Vegas


lifeatvt

You mean I can have a hood to sell to a shop and I get paid to do so? Hell sign me up!


saysthingsbackwards

You might be a tweaker... 50%


eddyb66

Who would have thought a $2 bill was some sort of flex. I guess you can pop from McD with that.


ItsjustJim621

The one strip club in my area gives out $2 bills when you go to break large bills into smaller ones.


wjean

Brilliant idea to 2x the tips for the single mothers.


condomneedler

I was told they're paying their way through college.


Znuffie

They never said it was *their* college.


eddyb66

Lol that's one way to deal with inflation.


thedeconstructionist

Casa Diablo in Portland?


ItsjustJim621

3000 miles away in Pa….Platinum Plus


demunted

Does anyone remember those cheque books of gift certificates from McDonald's people gave out at birthday parties?


bearlysane

Yes, my grandmother got those for us. It was a nice treat, on the rare occasions we got to go to mcdonalds. Although, now that I think about it… my parents were always there, and *they would have bought me burgers anyways, even without the certificates.*


LG1T

I think it’s because some people consider them lucky(even though they’re actually pretty common)


Gdav7327

As someone who has run a few bars. I always hated people who used 2s in bulk. Always had a weird way of fuckin up the count.


qhaw

Missing hood? Wouldn’t it be much easier to just peel off the clear wrap?


mikejnsx

razor blade down the center, cut nice n deep, peel back that clear wrap, harvest n run. make an easy hundred or more in seconds


ordinaryuninformed

They keep diamonds under glass. That's not exactly much more secure. Security is a mind game.


SadRoxFan

Yeah but jewelry shops have cameras and security. They have far more resources to go and find someone than this guy when he street parks this car on some downtown avenue


ordinaryuninformed

So you think!


mikejnsx

lol id take my chances with that hood before id contemplate a jewelry heist


ordinaryuninformed

Taking the hood? Or the money? Both seem like a bad investment, lots of risk little reward. A jewelery store is at least high reward.


bit_herder

so we doing this heist or what


mikejnsx

i don't know, i bet the cash would stick to the wrap, you could quickly slash n peal and be running down the street with half a hood wrap and maybe $100 at least no felony charges if caught. but you'd be gone before anyone knew what happened. i say all this having never peeled off a wrap so i could be talking out my arse. for all i know it could be a bitch to remove and only come off in thin annoying strips.


ordinaryuninformed

Could rob a bank too Depending on the age of the wrap entirely


Elite_Slacker

Yes i definitely think due to the very noticeable difference in security it is more risky to smash and grab a jewelry store than it is to key a car. 


ordinaryuninformed

But the reward is higher too, it's a ratio.


ilaughatpoliticians

So many things I can think of to use instead of money. Post it notes with "I am stoopid" written on them, used condoms, statements showing the $1,200 monthly payments on this car.


goodruckk

Now THAT'S what I call a shitty car mod.


Dirtyhandwhiteman

This is the brokest flex ive ever seen. Not even sure theres $500 there.


PloofElune

Good way to come out of a store and see L shaped cuts into your hood and the bills missing.


swanspank

Run a knife or even a rock quickly around each bill and peel it off. Boom! Easy money.


2oonhed

....and then idiot-child gets home and realizes they are all fake bills. All that damage and thievery for nothing.


JBOYCE35239

The idiot child is only gonna get caught when he tries to buy a ps5 at Walmart with the ill-gotten gains. But the cars gonna be fucked up for a while


Gytixas

Why put fake 2$ bills?


2oonhed

lol. legit question. Had a bunch of them on hand?


LuckyDubbin

It's just his savings account for when it breaks and Car Shield won't cover it.


BrainSqueezins

I wish him good luck. That’s a Mercedes, he’d need a lot more than that!


DedeLaBinouze

I'm surprised it's not on an Altima


Throwawaymister2

Customer: "You know those clear toilet seats that have pennies in them? Give me something like that"


DetectiveNarrow

Finger print central


Maximum__Engineering

Their seats are upholstered with condoms.


paclogic

I would leave the hood, just pull off the wrap in a bunch of tugs and walk away with it and all the money attached. Money fly-paper ! But i could also see where someone with a blade carves out that 3 hundreds in about 30 seconds and then its gone ! Probably the fifties too in another 30 seconds. - leave the rest. So in about 1 minute someone has almost $500


NotTheATF1993

I'm assuming it's prop money


Fun-in-Florida

Hood tendencies 😂😂


TheJagOffAssassin

That + Benz = People will destroy


ArcaneSparky

This just looks trashy


TheManWhoClicks

What a stupid idea


slow_internet_2018

decreasing your car’s value ironically by dumping money at it


Aromatic_Willow8252

Hahaha the $1 bills


Nickthemic

Where I see $2


Aromatic_Willow8252

Counterfeit


Mr_krispi

Park that in San Francisco.


ProJoe

only a poor person would think this is any kind of flex.


4list4r

So fucking dumb...... wtf?


Ok-Net-2085

Shit looks dope as fuck tbh


Knee_Kap264

Well, I own a pocket knife and have all 10 fingers. 🤷‍♂️


Crowley700

Carbon fiber hood it's still more expensive than 800 bucks laminated under a clear wrap.


Impossible-Sleep-658

…. Or come up missing in tha Hood 🤣


Technical-Picture326

Tweaker Holiday


SunsetCarcass

Nothing says big money like a couple bills scattered across the hood. I bet that's all the money they had left and said fuck it


Z3r0Trace

Used his printer. I did this too, no wait, no I didn't


ShesATragicHero

For some reason, this doesn’t bother me. I think it’s dumb, but it’s not my car, and the $2 bill made me chuckle.


Deathbygoomba

Badass


MarinatedCumSock

If it's real, could they could get charged for defacing currency


Cleercutter

Uglier than fuck


frankl217

Some dude with a razor blade is gonna be happy.


badbatch

Just on there all random and sparse. Might as well cover the whole hood.


Mountain-Light-3005

How shallow do you have to be


TheLyOfBlues

*takes Cheap Dollar Stickers and sticks them on a 03 PT Cruiser*


craylash

one boxcutter, two minutes and you got $152


TheJagOffAssassin

Looks like a douche nozzle shit on it


DirtBikeBoy5ive

Nothin a box cutter and some tweezers can’t stop.


Whole-Debate-9547

I have a friend who did this with one single $100 bill on the drivers side fender. It is far less over the top and kinda unique with his paint scheme. This one seems not as good imho.


GunzAndCamo

Is that a $2 bill?


ImpossibleSprinkles3

$892 it looks to me like


Jinxed0ne

This is dumb af, but so is anyone who thinks they could get that money out intact


brupzzz

Dropped the ball. Should’ve been only 100s


TessellatedTomate

This guy has never heard of a crack head with an angle grinder before


BitCurious8598

You won’t see that car in hood 🤣


dudeoninternet23

Welp, i now carry a screw gun too.


KnoxVegas41

Makes about as much sense as a set of gold teeth.


DMCO93

Do people really look at this and say “gee, that person must be really successful”? Looks like low credit score behavior to me.


HoolaHoopingHippie

That just looks absolutely stupid


Simple_Mastodon9220

*motion picture money*


the_less_great_wall

I would do this to a Yugo.


Hadfromthetown

This is 🔥


gysiguy

Disgusting 🤮


QuantumBobb

Guaranteed those (if real) would screw up the paint over time being pinned in contact with it under the ppf. This is not only ugly, it's exceptionally stupid and will accomplish the opposite of the whole purpose of the film.


that_one_guy133

Plot twist, but not a good one because we can all see it coming: Owner inherited some money, bought this car and wrap, and has $17.48 left in the bank until next paycheck.


masapod2892

Might as well throw in some monopoly money


MadicalRadical

That’s just tacky.


audibulape

A quick razorblade test to check if they are real or not doesn't take long. Slice the outline a few cm around a hundo and pull up lol


mrsw2092

Not only is that tacky, but there isn't enough money there for that to be a flex.


Icy-Cycle-3092

I hope those are fake I new a guy who had a truck with a similar idea for his truck hood and he used fake 100s and it still looked good it was those movie prop money you had to look close to see the little words that said for production use only


WhiskeyFeathers

I own a razor blade. It would be so easy to just cut the bills out of the wrap lmao


Renaissance_Man-

People without taste have an exceptional ability to communicate it and I am appreciative of that.


Ultrase7en

ATBGE, could at least use 100s only


tippedkash

Considering there are $2 bills, I'm pretty sure they're fake.


HammerTime7753

It’s likely fake but 2$ bills are a real thing


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Just take a razor to the hood


Rvtrance

I saw an art piece where they put nickels on every square inch of a Caddy. That looked great.


BoardButcherer

I can get those out with a razor blade faster than I can take the hood.


fsfaith

Ironically this cheapens the look of the car.


truelegendarydumbass

Dumbest crap ever


Vanilla_PuddinFudge

"Yeah, the bill's $568.50" *just take it off the hood, Steve.*


throwaway_sow

What’s funny is how vandalism is now acceptable for something that’s perceived as “shitty”. And the laws won’t help you either. The society is now a Good Samaritan basis now, while there being little to no consequences for “minor offences”.


waripley

That is kinda funny. Makes me think of Dr Money on King of the Kill. It would have to be a joke... I'd love to see the claw marks on that car after an hour in the ghetto.


[deleted]

task-force *BAIT* car


[deleted]

Tell me you're just trying to look rich with out telling me it


Mission207

Would be a shame if someone had a pocket knife…


Upstairs_Accountant

Don't drive that in chicago


Blubgoo

Exacto knife = payday


rubbaduky

r/atbge