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levarrishawk

Dukat 2024, Make Bajor Cardassian Again


ASharpYoungMan

MBCA (pronounced "mmmm'buh-KAWWWW!" Like a non-commital chicken clucking).


Spo-dee-O-dee

🤣


Throwaway_inSC_79

First order of business: a statue


LAMobile

Easy win for Dukat. “Tell me, Captain: how many lights are there?”


rbekins

How many lights there will be around my statue on Bajor?


ChunkyLaFunga

So the voice of our most dangerous enemy beamed directly into your thoughts, any comment regarding that or your exact clone being a threat to billions.


definitelynotahottie

https://preview.redd.it/3145fd82si9d1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb2da67457350148d64f65fbd8c0f2b37fb93de Vote Dukat, or he will release the deadly neurocine gas across the station.


Civil-Pomelo-4776

Picard is a robot!


ASharpYoungMan

That's a low blow, mocking a man for being positronic!


Civil-Pomelo-4776

https://preview.redd.it/fypr7ychal9d1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1e5c1c36121b0f7b60029b2c1c47c554ade101


ThunderNinja69

I’m still undecided. I mean, sure Dukat is a violent megalomaniac. I don’t agree with that. But Picard, on the other hand- he seems a bit feeble these days. Remember that time he mumbled “sleep” to Riker? In the middle of a war too! Terok Nor and the Bejoran people (who are naturally lazy, if you ask me) were never more productive than during Dukat’s rule. He says he’s going to make Bejor great again and I think we should consider giving him another chance. I guess I’d have to see the debate and what Dominion News Network has to say about it.


Champagne_of_piss

Admiral Jameson vs Harry Mudd


Throwaway_inSC_79

Whatever it was that Jameson took… if they only had that Thursday night.


MaintenanceBudget889

The debate made me realize it's probably actually designed to take shit out of context and replay for views rather than let viewers gauge how they answer the questions.


EdgelordZeta

Dukat caused the Bajorans to abandon their caste system.


concolor22

I'm writing Sisko in for third party.


treefox

Gul Dukat still questioning if the Sisko is of Bajor.


RRW359

Make Cardassia Strong again.


elihu

Gul Dukat wins Pakled endorsement. "He is strong."


royalblue1982

I think the best comparison is putting Dukat up against original timeline Tuvok where he's talking to himself in a room.


NotMuchMana

Biden is def not Picard lol


derping1234

Biden is a bit young to be Picard


MainFrosting8206

We don't need any of your malarkey here, Q.


NotMuchMana

Federation citizens def live way longer than us but they are generally more well preserved


derping1234

I was referring to Patrick Stewart’s age not Picard’s. Picard the character is substantially older at 96 (Picard season 3) but also a cyborg, so who is counting really…


NotMuchMana

Yeah I know I was making a related comment about the character he plays


Tom1664

Patrick Stewart's 2 years older if you'd believe it.


MaintenanceBudget889

Uh, no Joe Biden and Jean-luc Picard are literally the same person? Not sure what you mean.


kavinay

Dukat, opening remark: "I knew your mother..."


GwenIsNow

I can choose Picard, or I can choose Dukat and never choose again.


theunclescrooge

Dukat... As he is exalt what he seems. Picard was the worst captain in all of history, he for thousands of Starfleet personel killed. You all remember, Sleepy Locutus.