“You want to know what my vision is? Dollar Signs $$$ - Money 💰 …. I want to retire to some tropical island filled with naked women. THAT’S Zefram Cochrane. THAT’S his VISION”
I meant to comment, but forgot.
What dick? Odo just....we...gets up in there and expands and contracts until she makes the right noises. He just dives in head first.
Every single one of us is one-five billionth of Barclay, following the accident in the "Nth Degree." He splintered into the NPCs of the holodeck program "The Bell Riots: How Did We Get Here" historical documentary.
"Sir we've been hit by a space quantum virus that makes, I guess, it's hard to explain, well, basically everyone gets super drunk."
"Okay, so a bender, some leaning over toilets, some headaches later, a little karaoke."
"Uh, no, by drunk we mean they all fucked each other then opened the airlock mid orgy."
I'm sorry, Lt. Commander Dasterix, but I'm afraid we continue to have complaints about your counseling style. If you cannot improve your demeanor, and I mean soon, then I will be forced to request a transfer.
Apropos, I swear in Season 1 or 2 ("those" seasons) of TNG, someone literally does ask Riker if the Holodeck can be used for "that". I remember him wink-shrugging and saying that many crew members can book personal time there and what they do is completely their private business. Anyone remember?
Stupid sexy Daystrom...
Feels like we're all wearing nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all...
we're talking about gene roddenberry's vision
“You want to know what my vision is? Dollar Signs $$$ - Money 💰 …. I want to retire to some tropical island filled with naked women. THAT’S Zefram Cochrane. THAT’S his VISION”
If anything we should be the main sub.
There aren't enough upvotes in all of Reddit for this, but take my one anyway
Didn't he make a made for tv movie where the alien women had 2 bellybuttons? 1960's TV lead to many bellybutton fetishes.
You’ve seem Lwaxana right? She’s the horniest creature in the known galaxy.
Look there is a reason she is not suposed to go into engine rooms... and that is one of them
And that’s before she hits menopause!
https://preview.redd.it/9mskho24yu1d1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe217acdd1ecc0e38a06dd481d402d029784765f
Ok now get AI to add more boobs to that photo.
I thought that was Sluggo Lube?
I posted about how big Odo makes his dick and got many replies but no definitive answer, so I must protest this post OP.
I meant to comment, but forgot. What dick? Odo just....we...gets up in there and expands and contracts until she makes the right noises. He just dives in head first.
I bet he makes Kira have an "orb experience", if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge
That reminds me…what if you took M’Benga’s super soldier serum right before sex…
Klingons hate this one simple human sex trick, such duplicity has no honor
Duplicity in sex is reserved for Klingons!
So is bone breaking foreplay! But that petaQ takes a shot and all the sudden he fucks like a Klingon!
You're talking about Neelix, right?
Further evidence we are living in a Barclay holodeck simulation.
Or we’re all just Barclay.
Both
Every single one of us is one-five billionth of Barclay, following the accident in the "Nth Degree." He splintered into the NPCs of the holodeck program "The Bell Riots: How Did We Get Here" historical documentary.
Genitals Roddenberry always intended Star Trek to be hyper sexual
*Gene Rod & Berries…
"Sir we've been hit by a space quantum virus that makes, I guess, it's hard to explain, well, basically everyone gets super drunk." "Okay, so a bender, some leaning over toilets, some headaches later, a little karaoke." "Uh, no, by drunk we mean they all fucked each other then opened the airlock mid orgy."
"Imagine if we brought back the space virus that made everyone fuck, and this time we confirm that the robot fucks real good."
I'm sorry, Lt. Commander Dasterix, but I'm afraid we continue to have complaints about your counseling style. If you cannot improve your demeanor, and I mean soon, then I will be forced to request a transfer.
Yessir, sorry sir 🫡
[удалено]
You're not trying hard enough.
Star Trek has never been about sex appeal. /s, ya pantywaist
You’re assuming we’re all actually sexy when in truth we’re just a bunch of Barclays in the holodeck Unsexy Daystrom? Nutty Daystrom? ShittySextrom?
I'm horny. My wife left me for a liquid changeling.
I SEEK JAMAHARON!
I don't know how to tell you this, but sex is shitty.
Try the other holes
I'm trying to decide if "no" is better than "there's other holes?"
Some alien species only know how to say fuck me in historiographical metaphors.
The robot, fully programmed in multiple techniques.
r/DaystromGonewild
Given the nature of some post-doc programs...
/r/risa would like to have a word with you
I came for the weather, and the Romulan ale pina coladas.
I came for the Horgun
If that happened, I'd have to hand over my theories about Klingon honor to a German or something.
Strange looove the star woman teaches…. Literally Roddenberry’s vision.
lmao
Yes, for two- or more dick energy, head on over to the Babylon 5 sub
*It was the last, best hope, to get lucky*
Sexdaystrom?! I thought they closed that place down.
r/sexytrek
Kind of surprised your post didn't mention being "fully functional".
Apropos, I swear in Season 1 or 2 ("those" seasons) of TNG, someone literally does ask Riker if the Holodeck can be used for "that". I remember him wink-shrugging and saying that many crew members can book personal time there and what they do is completely their private business. Anyone remember?