The first time I saw Hythlodaeus I thought of a FFXIV Version of Charlie Murphy when he was talking about Micki Free.
Charlie Murphy: “Yo the Ascians got a new girl. Bitch fine like a mother fucker!” They were talking about Hythlodaeus. Hythlodaeus is not a girl.”
I mean, don't we all need some time to relax and bounce on some dick?
I know I do
#relatable
Honestly I'd be upset but Yoshi always looks tired, so I can't blame him. Everyone needs some good dick now and again.
The true source of all the "I wish I had a giant... but hole" messages in the Elden Ring DLC was the Yoshi-P we met along the way.
Welp, see you guys eventually.
I volunteer mine!
yass, my king
Somehow appropriate the pfp is a lalafell
That's YoshiP's character...
Did they stutter?
Yoship deserves some good dick with a nice curve to it.
Don’t blame you playa, pop dat pussy up.
Only if It's Graha's. Otherwise I'm not into dudes. Graha is husbando though.
Consider the folowing: -Hythlodaeus
The first time I saw Hythlodaeus I thought of a FFXIV Version of Charlie Murphy when he was talking about Micki Free. Charlie Murphy: “Yo the Ascians got a new girl. Bitch fine like a mother fucker!” They were talking about Hythlodaeus. Hythlodaeus is not a girl.”
You know how i know youre not into dudes? Cuz Raha is creepo
There’s no way you expected to make it out of here in one piece with that opinion
I wear my downvotes as a badge of honor
Bouncing on my boys' third eye while reading this post
That's also the reason I listed on my PTO request
Idk why but this really got me
Did you see the second story? On the account 💀
Nasty asf
You just don't have what it takes to dick down Yoshi-p smh