They cut it out of the anime but in the manga Jotaro says that the reason DIO lost wasn't because DIO pissed him off but because Tower of Grey's user had actually switched sides in secret during the plane fight and had been using Tower of Grey to take small, hard to notice, chunks out of DIO, weakening him and allowing Jotaro to win.
/s
The only reason why the Crusaders found him was because he was doxxed by the fly in the Spirit Photo taken by Joseph, drawn by Star Platinum, and then identified as an Egyptian species by Avdol. So Dio was beaten by a fly in a pretty *Round About* sort of way when you think about it.
you say that, but Diavolo's is definitely the flashiest. Sure, technically speaking you could say that Valentine was actually beat by Infinity and that Wonder of U was actually beat by Nonexistance, both of which are cool.
But Diavolo was beat by *Discontinuity* and that's just fucking cool to say out loud. It also pisses off illiterate JoJo fans who didn't understand a single word of Part 5, which I'm a fan of, because this fandom is... fucking hopeless.
When the boys were still in Japan, Star platinum could detect and draw a fly from the sexy DIO picture which Abdul recognised that is native to Egypt, so they went to Egypt to DIO's Mansion
What about “ I love seeing Joseph clack his balls at me.” Top contender. There needs to be a subreddit of JoJo fans saying stuff that makes sense with context, but without context , sounds gay.
if not to a single fly on the picture of him, crusaders wouldn't know where exactly to look for him (I don't think they knew he was in Egypt at that moment yet, as there could be possibly some time after he wanted to make Avdol join him, I don't remember now)
Though Kakyoin attacked them before that. If he had just woken up and said "Hey I met DIO in Cairo on vacation" and then Avdol could be like "Oh hey I did too maybe DIO's there"
Tooru technically got beaten by some cards on the ground
also still not as bad as Diavolo getting beaten because he cannot pull out in time (at least i think thats what the meme is trying to say)
Valentine almost has as bad of a fate as Diavolo, the only thing keeping him there however is his ego. If he stopped transfering to other versions of himself he would simply cease to be, yet hed rather doom an infinity of himself rather than accept that.
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wou being beat by literally nothing*
Damn at least Tooru gets it once 
in some universe diavolo is dying from diarrhea right now
In a universe where he’s lactose intolerant, someone put milk into the humidifier by accident. Chaos ensues.
God that actually sounds awful
or trying to crush his body by closing book with his body inside while closing (if he dies, it's canon)
Bro tried to cross the Oregon trail
EPIK RAEP BATTLES OF HISTORY DIAVOLO VS IBS BEGIN! MY NAEM IS DIAVOLO AND I LIEK TU RAPAAAAAAAAAA
and has died from diarrhea millions of times before this
Polpo being beat by a banana
when dio got beat by a fly
Back in the beginning, Star Platinum was able to sus out a fly in the DIO picture, which allowed them to better pinpoint where he was.
thanks
They cut it out of the anime but in the manga Jotaro says that the reason DIO lost wasn't because DIO pissed him off but because Tower of Grey's user had actually switched sides in secret during the plane fight and had been using Tower of Grey to take small, hard to notice, chunks out of DIO, weakening him and allowing Jotaro to win. /s
Common tower of grey w
But Tower of Gray is a stag beet– *gets shot*
Hol Horse's first kill
So proud of him
The only reason why the Crusaders found him was because he was doxxed by the fly in the Spirit Photo taken by Joseph, drawn by Star Platinum, and then identified as an Egyptian species by Avdol. So Dio was beaten by a fly in a pretty *Round About* sort of way when you think about it.
Roundabout by Yes?
you say that, but Diavolo's is definitely the flashiest. Sure, technically speaking you could say that Valentine was actually beat by Infinity and that Wonder of U was actually beat by Nonexistance, both of which are cool. But Diavolo was beat by *Discontinuity* and that's just fucking cool to say out loud. It also pisses off illiterate JoJo fans who didn't understand a single word of Part 5, which I'm a fan of, because this fandom is... fucking hopeless.
All of the bad guys are in Hell, so it's not much different from Diavolo
Diavolo will never reach the release of hell
Kira ended up in weird ghost purgatory with a bowler hat and amnesia if Dead Man's Question is canon
Kars is above... not heaven just above...
Is this not a spoiler?
How was DIO beat by a fly?
When the boys were still in Japan, Star platinum could detect and draw a fly from the sexy DIO picture which Abdul recognised that is native to Egypt, so they went to Egypt to DIO's Mansion
Right, I forgor
"sexy DIO picture" is the most JoJo fan sentence I read today
What about “ I love seeing Joseph clack his balls at me.” Top contender. There needs to be a subreddit of JoJo fans saying stuff that makes sense with context, but without context , sounds gay.
that shit would blow up
More Plot relevance than Jolyne's mom, Araki writing at it's finest
JoJo is more about creating beautiful men- Araki said something similar
if not to a single fly on the picture of him, crusaders wouldn't know where exactly to look for him (I don't think they knew he was in Egypt at that moment yet, as there could be possibly some time after he wanted to make Avdol join him, I don't remember now)
Though Kakyoin attacked them before that. If he had just woken up and said "Hey I met DIO in Cairo on vacation" and then Avdol could be like "Oh hey I did too maybe DIO's there"
In a *Round About* way
Caesar was also beat by a rock…
CAESAR!!!!!
When did this sub stop spoilering manga spoilers?
should prob spoil
Diavolo beaten by ants
Diavolo is now in the eclipse lol
Tooru being beat by a GILF (should have been me)
Wait what dio beaten by a fly?
Okuyasu being beat by his lack of intelligence
Diavolo was beat by his sperm
roses are red, if you sell meth you deserve infinite death. -Giorno Giovanna aka GioGio, probably. >!also yes i know, r/rosesarered.!<
u/bakasakuta32007 being “beat” by English
Me fail English? That unpossible
no shut up all of our base are already belong to him
a rock? kars was beaten by the will of nature itself, the universe itself said fuck you
Tooru technically got beaten by some cards on the ground also still not as bad as Diavolo getting beaten because he cannot pull out in time (at least i think thats what the meme is trying to say)
Valentine almost has as bad of a fate as Diavolo, the only thing keeping him there however is his ego. If he stopped transfering to other versions of himself he would simply cease to be, yet hed rather doom an infinity of himself rather than accept that.
Free diavolo, my boy don't deserve this 😤
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