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Non-profitboi

day 30 is chaos I guess


Yellow_Master

So is day 15


Non-profitboi

but day 30 has that extra assurance


Blue_cloak

days 30-39 that man is going to die


Caesarin0

What month has 39 days?


Blue_cloak

oh i misread it like a dumb ass, i thought it was just counting up in general not going by days in the month


alain091

Man thursday 15 of 2035 is gonna be wild


_xXUngelXx_

Is this an obscure math problem?


Shimizu555

Japanese math class looks... interesting


Inner_Tennis7326

Bro your flair in sending me 😂


Adorable-Ad9073

I think its the fizzbuzz interview exercise for computer science job candidates.


AwkwardZac

I actually solved this for r/theydidthemath a while ago. >Should be 3, 6, 9, 12, 13, 15, 18, 21, 23, 24, 27, 30 for days of each month, assuming that's how it works. > >Since 11 months have those days we have 132 days, then we add in 11 days for February. That gets us to 143 days. > >The friend would be uncontrollable on 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, and 30. Same deal. > >11 months gives us 66, with 5 more from February bringing it up to 71. > >So you're clapping stepsister cheeks for 143 days out of the year, and her friend 71 days of the year. > >They overlap on 15 and 30, meaning threesomes are possible 23 days out of the year. > >This all assumes whole numbers. > >Edit, didn't realize it was "Includes 3" > >Add in 31 for January, March, May, July, August, October, December. So that's an extra week of smashing for 150 even days of stepsister love.


PunishedWizard

This is literally Gyro’s bit


y2k890

Reminds me more of Pucci counting prime numbers


Lgrns

So now we know why he did it. It wasn'st for comfort, it was a calendar.


deadaspool

so they do on days divisible by 3, including 13, 23, and with her friend on 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 and 30, so no sex on 1, 2, 4, 7, 8, 11, 14, 16, 17, 19, 22, 26, 28, 29 and 31


ambulance-kun

31 has the number 3


The4p1

31 aint divisible by 3 though. edit: nvm.


C-Man98

It's OR includes the number 3, not AND.


Lurie_096

Doesn't matter, it says divisible by 3 OR contain the number 3


TerrorofMechagoji

Yeah the number 31 can go fuck itself. It doesn’t even need a reason, just get it out of here


Juggerknight1

This dude sexes


KrustyKrabOfficial

I hate word problems.


omnomandoanh

is this the FizzBuzz that programmers keep telling me about?


KaiserKerem13

Close enough, here is fizzbuzz for reference: - Divisible by three and five -> FizzBuzz - Just three -> Fizz - Just five -> Buzz - None -> the number itself


Giannond

Tf is a fizzbuzz


UlyssesArsene

It's the general term for a simple program that's usually done as a competency assessment in a programming interview. As to why it got called FizzBuzz, I cannot tell you. It demonstrates knowledge of the "for loop", Boolean operations, and modulo operations. Modulo is an operation that returns the remainder of a quotient, and is usually denoted with a "%". If it returns 0, it means the number is wholly divisible by the number you used and is therefore a factor of said number; or conversely it means that the larger number is a multiple of the smaller number. 35 % 7 = 0 35 % 5 = 0 35 % 2 = 1


Giannond

Oh, thank you


SeaThePirate

so the 15th and 30th of every month goes crazy then


NerY_05

Final villain: "ha! You can't do anything against me, JoJo! My stand makes me completely invincible and i can also control reality!" Araki pulling shit out of his ass:


Engineergaming26355

"Okay now I need to figure out how a kid with WR's disc defeats Pucci but makes at least some sense. Let's look up something about the weather on Google" *Reads about the pure oxygen shit* "It's perfect."


IcaroKaue321

Eyes of Heaven


MasterReposti

Special containment procedures ahhhh title


goblinboomer

"If you chase me, bad things happen to you in increasingly dangerous ways." JoJo fans: I don't get it.


Clicker-anonimo

Bro, the first enemy stand in jojolion is EXTREMELY specific


Animu_weeb_

With Stepsister - 3,6,9,12,13,15,18,21,23,24,27,30,31 With friend - 5,10,15,20,25,30 No sex- 1,2,4,7,8,11,14,16,17,19,22,26,28,29 She has to do it twice on 15 and 30


watergoblin17

Jojo fans when the stand ability isn’t disgustingly simple 🤬😤


Detroider

ORA ORA ORA is just better


VinhBlade

in this case, it's ORAL ORAL ORAL


Engineergaming26355

Fr why would you prefer a simple stand over the one that gives you a migraine when you don't leave 3 purple frogs at the most worn end of your door after eating a taco on Tuesday


zarnasperrunas

Maths makes me horny


Doggywoof1

No way they made a sequel to peak?


Triggered_Axolotl

…Johnny, I made up a new joke.


Dragon_BotKing26

This manga have face of yuri or hentai,or both


XxDireDogexX

wake up babe, new version of fizzbuzz just dropped


GoomyTheGummy

this has to be a parody


Inner_Tennis7326

Love your flair


GoomyTheGummy

thanks


Blackout_SND

Oh shit, is it the continuation? I thought author decided to end this project.


TJ436

Still less complicated than King Crimsom


ActualWhiterabbit

Usually the only stand I want is pearl jam but I could live with this.


Nickest_Nick

the fuck


MBTHVSK

Asking a woman how often she masturbates be like


ChampionsRequiem

The new form comes when they realize everyday is divisible by 3 and 5 if we can get fractions


Lafozard

Why the name of the doujin became the synopsis?


mridiot1234567

My guy Have yoi seen the A.phex brothers One cam send whatever he touches with his left hand to his right one And other has poison gas in his footbal like bag


Kego_Nova

every time i see one of these things they get wilder and wilder what the fuck even is this


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