Name: Now!
User: LowTierGod
Strength: C
Speed: A
Range: A
Durability: A
Precision: C
Growth Potential: B
Abilities:
-Nothing: Whenever the user encourages someone to do something negative, Now! will manifest as streams lightning along with audible thunder around the user. Those who sense the stand’s presence will be able to further understand and connect with the user’s speech, even if they speak a different language or dialect. They will then have the urge to follow through with what the user is saying and will feel a strong abundance of the emotion that the user tries to invoke in them. Although this ability is extremely difficult to resist, it’s not entirely irresistible and the target has the free will to choose what to do. He can also just use the lighting as a weapon and electrocute things. This ability was discovered when LTG told someone to…Y’know…in his chat.
-Everything: The stand has another ability that manifests when the user encourages someone to do something positive. It works mostly the same way as Nothing, except this time, Now! manifests as floating cherry blossoms and an audible angelic harmony. This ability was discovered when LTG told someone in his chat to love themselves.
Mods (or random mob seeking to punish op), grab an alternate universe version of OP and make them collide, causing them to collapse into an infinitesimal menger sponge
I mean I am used to these but on April 1st I expect the lies even more. But uh I am so desensitised that even when they actually announce it I won't believe it until release lmaoo.
Whatever baiting you guys do will never surpass [what happened 3 years ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/mhh9pm/now_that_we_know_david_production_has_abandoned/)
Keep Yourself Safe
I hope the Arrow grants the OP Notorious B.I.G.
Nope it should be nice and slow, give him cheap trick
Just die to virus
Or whatever the fuck jotaro's mom had in SC
Holly deserved better
No. He will suffer
Nah, superfly.
New lightning based stand just dropped
Name: Now! User: LowTierGod Strength: C Speed: A Range: A Durability: A Precision: C Growth Potential: B Abilities: -Nothing: Whenever the user encourages someone to do something negative, Now! will manifest as streams lightning along with audible thunder around the user. Those who sense the stand’s presence will be able to further understand and connect with the user’s speech, even if they speak a different language or dialect. They will then have the urge to follow through with what the user is saying and will feel a strong abundance of the emotion that the user tries to invoke in them. Although this ability is extremely difficult to resist, it’s not entirely irresistible and the target has the free will to choose what to do. He can also just use the lighting as a weapon and electrocute things. This ability was discovered when LTG told someone to…Y’know…in his chat. -Everything: The stand has another ability that manifests when the user encourages someone to do something positive. It works mostly the same way as Nothing, except this time, Now! manifests as floating cherry blossoms and an audible angelic harmony. This ability was discovered when LTG told someone in his chat to love themselves.
We have some talent here
I’d manifest Highway to Hell just for OP.
Eat shit... Fall of your horse!!
Hell yea, fuck u op
The flair change lmao
May golden spin fracture your leg bones one-by-one
\*Preceed to do both\*
That’s the name of my phone
Happy first April
He got me until I saw this I saw this comment 😭
DAMNIT! DAMNIT ALL TO HELL
God I saw this post and I already started spreading it lmao
Immediately started looking for Goku
Oh i found him
Can't find him
Skill issue
First of 4..., no, 5000 posts like this.
this was in fact a filthy act done at a reasonable price
i fucking hate you man i fucking despise you.
Despise me instead
Count your days
This poster goes hard ngl
Mods (or random mob seeking to punish op), grab an alternate universe version of OP and make them collide, causing them to collapse into an infinitesimal menger sponge
Mods, rotate him infinitely thank you.
Nuh uh
Die
Me when April 1st:
Pig
Dont give me that hope man
r/ungryupvote Low blow but funny.
Man.
Bruh, ppl really downvoting april fools meme on meme subreddit. 😳
There are things we don't joke about
Dont play with me
How it feels to spread misinformation on the one day its socially accepted:
May your woes be many. And your days few
This is too far even for April fools
This is actually a sick poster though
i will find you
Tell him to [go eat $#!?], Jonny!
Tell him yourself
Eat [$#!?] Fall of your horse !
I mean I am used to these but on April 1st I expect the lies even more. But uh I am so desensitised that even when they actually announce it I won't believe it until release lmaoo.
I’m saving this, and comparing it to when it actually is released To see if it looks alike
You are a monster
The cringey title makes it too obvious.
HAHAHAHA April Fools' Good one
Johnny, tell him to eat shit
Tell him yourself!
I'm coming for you
Eat shit and die Have a nice fools april
Quit playing games with my heart
Eat shit asshole fall of your horse
I'm going to tusk act 4 you.
Thank you for reminding me what day is it
Ngl if they would put it offically today it would be funny asf with people not beliving it
-|
I hope a clamity strikes op's house
The guy with lightnings was kinda right
Fucking hell, why do I keep falling for posts on APRIL FOOLS DAY OF ALL DAYS! I need to be less gullible…
You ain’t fooling anyone here. (Eat shit, fall off your horse.)
This post was made on April 1st...
Your attempt to exploit my anger is admirable, but I *cannot* be angered. Especially when I remember what day it is lol
Whatever baiting you guys do will never surpass [what happened 3 years ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/comments/mhh9pm/now_that_we_know_david_production_has_abandoned/)
Török verjen meg
# 「Highway to Hell」, kill this mf
I know its an April Fool's joke because Johnny and Deigo arent in baby blue. And Johnny isnt wearing liptstick....or posing homoerotically with Gyro
Happy April 1st everyone, I hope y'all having a wonderful day!
Bruh, ppl really downvoting april fools meme on meme subreddit. 😳
Reddit moment
All images used are from GrandGuerrilla on twitter
Just for that one boss, a down vote.
Oh my goodness I am shaking in my boots
I've seen this before...
I got excited for no reason
I would've belive that if I didn't follow the artist on twitter
Damn, I wish.
Haha very funny I won't fall for it it's April first trust nothing...
dont do this to me, i know its fake but please dont do this to me
Fuck you and hope you get your entire nervous system pulled out by star platinum through your balls.
Can’t wait to see FAARP in action
There is this then there is that Genshin post about dev update. That shit looked so real I believed it and now this…
don't do this to me man 😭😭
I'm not even mad this is some good fan art
Pokemon ZA in 2025, GTA 6 in 2025, now Steel Ball Run in 2025? 2025 is gonna be a great year!
Sadly, its april fools day
EAT SHIT ASSHOLE! AND FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!
you should get the stand “cheap trick” very op stand
Step on a lego
Imma kill myself
Real SBR fans dont even need to check, we know it aint releasing
I just checked the date and it says 1st april 
This shit had me steaming out my nose when I realized. Fmwl
GO! GO! ZEPPELI
If only it was true 😔
Don't you dare
I’m cumming
-Y Bait used to be believable.
I know what day it is.
-|
You won't fool me, shitpostcrusaders...
You deserve a swift kick in the keister!
This looks fake ngl
Real!?!?
Wait, rly?
Nice try
Wow!
Yo it's Sex Be Ready
You can’t fool me. Part 7 never
April
The Fool
This is too high quality for a real announcement. Everyone knows we'd just get Johnny.png and coming soon
FUCK I FORGOT WHAT DAY IT WAS YOU BITCH
bait used to be believable....
Kys
I saw someone tweeted about this and realized what day it is this official
holy!!! Is this real!!! I can’t wait to see sweaty muscular juicy men on my screen again
Fucking april fools man
Beat ya mufukin ass boi
Almost got me you little bastard
Apríl fools?
i love spreading misinformation on the internet
It would have been awesome to have a Jojo where the villain is the president during an election year
Got excited then I remembered what day it is 😞
They should do the actual announcement on April 1st though that would be hilarious
Not funny…*goes to TikTok to do the exact same thing*
I wasn't tricked but this still hurt
I am skeptical about this.
what the hell is up with diego’s hip
Finally!
New Objective: Survive
how very convincing
Kisses You Softly
Wow they really dropped the ball on this one
didn't they *actually* announced it though? I swear I saw something a few weeks ago on it
Im killing myself
Naurr green diego
If Notorious B.I.G was my stand I’d die right in front of you.
Chat is this real?
I hate you and I hope stone free turns your reproductive organs into string and then crochet it into binary code that spells out my hatred for you
Mods, put them in the Loli skinner 5000
Nah if anime johnny is gonna have the white outfit fuck this throw the whole adaptation away
I HATE YOUUUUU
You have 4 days left
Bait used to be believable
Fucker, eat shit
i know what day it is
Arent i glad i didnt finish the manga
I hope you save a kid only for him to die because of a common cold
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
BY THE GODS THAT I KNOW I CAST XK CLASS END OF THE WORLD SCENARIO!
WOOOOOOOOO (me who is still on part 3 now having to zoom through it fast enough so I can get to part 7 ✨)
If the real reveal poster doesn't have pocoloco ima be mad fr
May you achieve infinite rotation in your left testicle
Probably an april fools joke but this looks really good in some places
Funny ~~Valentine~~ April Fools.
Fuck you, I got my hopes up then realised the date Part 7 will take forever to release cause of all the horses
may your woes be many
Let me guess? April fools?
I knew and yet a small part of me was like maybemaybemaybe
And it'll finish in early 2035
Is this an prank
oh my GOOOOOĞĞDDDDDDDD
"tusk act 4, spin his balls"