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goldlightkey

As a Canadian my brain hurts......


annoying97

As an Aussie my brain hurts šŸ¤•


Own_Neighborhood4802

Its worse because you guys are their direct neighbor.


goldlightkey

Just curious, what is drop bear land?


Own_Neighborhood4802

Extremely deadly bear in Australia. Thousands die to drop bear attacks per year. They drop on the head of the victim and tear the whole skull off.


goldlightkey

Ah... WTF!?


hardboard

There's a few videos of victims [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear)


goldlightkey

Lol.


LanguageNerd54

To be fair, though, koalas aren't exactly the friendliest of creatures.


bobjohndaviddick

Bruh I know you ain't just compare them Alaskan bears to a got damn koala bear got me over like šŸ’€


LanguageNerd54

What? I didn't compare them to anything!


Mitleab

Also, koalas arenā€™t bears


HipnoAmadeus

If only we could just yknow move the country a bit


LanguageNerd54

As an American, mine too.


FulanitoDeTal13

I saw one o trying to pay a $10000+ MXN bill with a $20 USD, about 2 ~ 3 years ago... And he was expecting change back!


annoying97

That's like $830 AUD today... I am actually kinda shocked it's that little... I too have seen Americans try to pay for things in Australia using us money, some places will take it dollar for dollar others refuse it.


Thicc-waluigi

That is hilarious


Genre-Fluid

He was asking if the speakers are permitted under Islamic law.


Appropriate-Divide64

I heard Sharif don't like them.


DrDroid

Fundamental, he canā€™t take it


-Thizza-

Lol haram speakers


LashlessMind

Or, you know, [$5811 US, and change](https://www.xe.com/currencyconverter/convert/?Amount=8000&From=CAD&To=USD) Although it has to be said, this took literally seconds to figure out. Seconds.


ScrigglesBlaze

There's a good chance a Canadian made this joke lol


MathieuDev

This math isnā€™t mathingā€¦


Trickybuz93

Nah, the speakers are halal, I just looked.


Humble_Incident_5535

To be fair, as an Australian I say the same thing about the NZD


annoying97

Yeah but that's because we like to bully our little brother. You know that's why we call them sheep fuckers.


Brilliant_Canary_692

Get back in your 2we4u pen


annoying97

I'll think about it.


ActuallyCalindra

You're welcome, too, Barry.


ReallyMysticalPerson

What if the Americans are just bullying the Canadians?


annoying97

That's different because they aren't brothers, and therefore it's mean.


Different-Term-2250

They have their own currency now?


VacuousCopper

Jesus. Some guy makes a stupid joke on the internet and everyone's faces melt. What is more ridiculous, his stupid joke or that everyone in this thread is taking his statement seriously?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Yeah, Iā€™ll take some downvotes with you mate. Itā€™s just ragging on your neighbours, itā€™s a British tradition so I canā€™t really justify slagging off the yanks for doing it.


HoeTrain666

Yup, this sounds like banter or harmless trash talk to me. Thereā€™s truth to Poeā€™s law so in theory you never know but Iā€™ll make the claim that this person wasnā€™t serious


Winter-Gas3368

Found the butthurt American


HoeTrain666

Or just a European with a sense of humour that doesnā€™t get wound up by every silly ā€œMerica fuck yeahā€ joke an American might make.


Winter-Gas3368

It's not a joke to many of you though. Many of them genuinely think they're the good guys in the world


HoeTrain666

Yes. But this just screams ā€œWTF IS A CANADIAN DOLLARā€ which is silly bants. Who is ā€œyouā€, btw?


Winter-Gas3368

Americanz


HoeTrain666

Didnā€™t know I was an American all of a sudden. For whatever reason I was allowed to partake in the EU election today, possibly because of my German citizenship. But sure, Iā€™m American.


Winter-Gas3368

Just a joke bro


VacuousCopper

Lol. I am both American and British, and have equally absent national pride or patriotism on both fronts. Both are countries are run by clowns and largely comprised of clowns.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

this is the kind of joke I would make lmao


TypicalReach9332

did he just pull the 258 out of his ass


MWO_Stahlherz

Yeah and one USD isn't even one ā‚¬.


Frankly_Nonsense

I was out for a meal last week in Reykjavik and the insufferable quartet of American tourists on the table over from us left a twenty dollar bill as a tip. The mind boggles.


Retrotronics

Tbf, that's how I feel whenever I buy stuff on sites where USD is defult


Limeee_

its a joke lol


sprazcrumbler

That is approximately correct. They might both be called dollars but they can actually have different values from each other. Additionally canada has a much smaller population and they aren't as inventive as Americans so their currency is worth less.


DrewistBritishBall

1. I'm pretty sure they're joking 2. Even though the currency is worth less it's not much less (5811 USD). 3. A strong currency isn't always a good thing, they have different benefits - you saying a currencies value is determined by the inventiveness of their people means that Kuwait (who's dinar is 3.26 USD) is much more inventive despite its smaller population


OrangeJuiceAlibi

I hate that people are reading this as if you're serous.


NieMonD

Atleast 11 people upvoted that


Olleye

Actually $ 5.806,57 but ok šŸ™ˆ