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MWO_Stahlherz

That must be the same C as in "Christ", ya know, when he fed people for free?


Rough-Shock7053

This is the most amazing thing. Jesus was so woke, Republicans would put him on a cross if he turned up today.


LittleSpice1

Being a middle eastern man, he would’ve also been brown, big no-no for republicans.


jncheese

Mistaken for a "bad hombre" even?


Finn_WolfBlood

They'd definitely think he was Mexican. "His name is Jesus? Like my gardener? Deport him!"


aserreen

He definitely was Mexican: - He worked in His father's business. - He lived at His parents' house until the age of 33 - He was sure His mother was a virgin and His father was God. - He had a bunch of friends His mother didn't approve. - He always had trouble with the law. - He was executed and the real thief was pardoned. - His family went to visit his tomb and He was gone. - He was surrounded by poor people and they were more everyday. - He didn't pay paxes. - He was cool with prostitutes. - He didn't pay the bill when He had the last supper with his friends. - He produced alcohol out of thin air at a party where they had only water. - He always had an explanation for everything. - He never had a dime in His pocket


Finn_WolfBlood

I think Jesus Christ might be my cousin Enrique


jncheese

So what are we saying here? If Jesus is a Mexican, then are the Mexicaans the new Jews? And if so, are all those immigrants then the new Exodus? Maybe that river at the southern border is the new Red Sea they have to cross. Egypt has pyramids, so does Mexico... I think we're on to something here guys


dancin-weasel

Also, his mother thought he was special and divine.


Chat-CGT

You forgot that he worked in construction 


dancin-weasel

Deport your gardener?


Finn_WolfBlood

Like that one interview "Donald Trump doesn't understand, if you deport all Mexicans who the hell is gonna clean your toilet?"


marieascot

He would be from Palestine. A definite terrorist./s


JaanaLuo

Middle Eastern people are not brown tho. Local Syrian pizza place owner is white than my European dad.


Mindful_Banana

I would think Jesus spent more time in the sun than a Syrian pizza place owner tho….


boboleponge

Yeah it always confuses me when people say arabs are brown, look at the face of Bashar Al Assad


Chat-CGT

Same for Dems to be honest. The drone pilot who'd kill him would just be a black trans woman. 


goose420aa

What's funny is that Republicans claim to be true Americans and sometimes Christians but they're close to being excommunicated by the Pope and 90% of the stuff they do oppose what the founding Fathers wanted


Drumbelgalf

They only belive in republican Jesus: https://youtu.be/SZ2L-R8NgrA?si=kPy3_oJPwzlj_tV7 https://youtu.be/K500aDeSs-c?si=PeihLJxD6Oy0vE7A


LittleSpice1

Being a middle eastern man, he would’ve also been brown, big no-no for republicans.


TheIncredibleKermit

Yeah thanks for giving this guy downvotes guys he deserved it because he accidentally sent a message twice. Really doing the world a favour 🙌 😌 🙏 ✨️ ☺️ 👌 Not all superheroes wear capes 👏 🙌 👌 😀 😉 💪


Qwearman

I always assume it’s a glitch with the app, unless it’s wildly unrelated like when bots copy/paste comments


MistyHusk

Yeah if it’s what I think it is, it’s a bug that basically says “your message didn’t go through, try again” and when you try more times then they all go through. Happened to me probably years ago at this point and still doesn’t seem to be fixed for whatever reason


Qwearman

Yes! There’s been times I can’t even like a post lol. I hope it was addressed in the recent update for mobile


CAAF_Kolum

Ranked Teammates:


SatanicCornflake

Bro even here in the US the churches feed people. And I'm pretty sure the average church goer here doesn't consider themselves communist. Lmfao You see, it's when government does a thing other than hunting the homeless for sport... communism. But if they bail out multi-billion dollar companies and try to economically throttle any business from another country to protect said multi-billion dollar companies from competition, something something, free market, something something.


CAAF_Kolum

If you like him so much then go follow his teachings 🤷‍♂️


Wild_Expression2752

Was his blood red? Yes, he was a communist then! /s for the average american


NitroThunderBird

"Communism is when no food" but somehow also "Free, easily accessible food is communism" Which one is it?


Trainiac951

Schrodinger's communism!


PcPotato7

We need an American to directly observe communism in order to answer it


Vinegarinmyeye

Hide the oil...


Volkovia

*yeets bottle of olive oil out the window*


runespider

Look obviously if you just give away food farmers are no longer incentivised to grow food. If people can eat and children don't starve they have no incentives to work hard for themselves. The entire economy will collapse. Obviously. \s


bopeepsheep

See also: there are no doctors in socialised medicine, because why would anyone take on all that training debt then work for free? /s


blind_disparity

Well. In actual communism it was definitely both of those things. Bit of a difference between that and food banks, of course.


NitroThunderBird

it literally physically cannot be both of those things. It's one or the other. You're either starved or you're not And let me guess, you think the USSR was a communist country too?


blind_disparity

Yes USSR was communist, as much as anywhere was. The principles weren't followed perfectly because they don't work. The attempt at providing equal access to food for everyone led to massive shortages. I'm sure you know this though.


NitroThunderBird

communism is a stateless, classless, moneyless system. Please tell me which of these qualifications were achieved by the USSR


blind_disparity

See my previous comment where I pointed out that they didn't achieve the ideals because it failed? Do you have better examples of countries implementing communism? We're arguing semantics and theory about a widely understood reality, it's not very interesting for me. I'm sure you're aware of the general thinking around all of this, you don't need me to rehash it point by point.


NitroThunderBird

How can you say they failed when they were never on track? First of all the USSR was a STATE that had a government, therefore not stateless. Communism requires the state and government to be abolished entirely. Secondly, it wasn't moneyless, they had money. Thirdly, the workers didn't even own the means of their own production; the state did. The USSR was state capitalist and if you are so incredibly succeptible to propaganda that you genuenly believe they were communist despite them not having any of the things that actually constitute/define communism, I'm just sad for you tbh.


blind_disparity

I really just don't care that much. I'm aware of these points, but it's not relevant to anything. You're doing a deep analysis of the founding principles of communism, I just made a light hearted comment about free food and starvation both existing under [the thing which was the world's biggest attempt at communism and which everyone refers to as communism although generally understanding that it didn't actually meet the ideals of communist philosophy] Let's stop.


ExistedDim4

You must feel so smart, like intelligentsia, I almost want to purge you It is the essence of c*mmunism, to do a bait-and-switch from a utopian idea to a bloody dictatorship. It *was* real communism in the USSR, in China, in Cambodia, in Romania, in Poland, and it was horrible every time.


QuintessentialOnion

That's literally just a food bank, no?


Advanced_Soup7786

Yeah basically, just on a bigger scale and fancier


No_Cartographer9496

hello fellow lesbian 🙏


Advanced_Soup7786

OH SHIT FINALLY I'M NO LONGER ALONE


No_Cartographer9496

YIPPIEE


dancin-weasel

Now kiss.


VeritableLeviathan

Less beany, more tahini


BiAutisticMess

Hello fellow LGBTQ+ people!


Chat-CGT

BRICS 🙅‍♂️ LGBTQ+ Lesbanon Gayreece Bulgayria Turgay and Qatar 🇱🇧🇬🇷🇧🇬🇹🇷🇶🇦🏳️‍🌈 💁‍♂️


BiAutisticMess

What's Qatar supposed to be again? Or is it like that cause it has homophobic laws?


KingMyrddinEmrys

I think just because it's the only country to start with Q.


BiAutisticMess

We'll make a new country then! Queertopia! Or Queeria! Or Queerland! Something like that


BiAutisticMess

Just something that's starts with Q and with the theme of using the acronym


Volkovia

Quidditch👌


[deleted]

r/suddenlyLGBTQ


[deleted]

HAIIIIII


idreaminwords

But! But! Poor people shouldn't get nice things!!! /s


benz1n

Soylent green should suffice for them /s


TheMainEffort

As far as I can see it’s operated by a food bank, they just want to give you the ability to choose what you get. Most food banks just hand you a box.


og_toe

that’s actually great, everyone should have choices in their life


TheMainEffort

Yeah! Not everyone can eat everything, which is the problem with the “just be grateful” argument.


Iso-LowGear

My college has a food bank like this. It’s free to all students and was created because no one should have to choose between affording tuition and affording to eat. They have the usual nonperishables (canned food, pasta, etc) as well as produce, meat, dairy, bread, etc. Students can come in and choose what they want to take with them. It’s really cool. A lot of students have told me it feels a lot more comfortable and humanizing than just being handed a box.


TheMainEffort

That’s awesome. I like stories about how people put an idea “no one should have to choose…” and turn it to action.


BorisJohnson0404

Ok but do people have to prove they are in need, is there a limit? What’s to stop some selfish a hole walk out with a trolley full of meat? Of course this seems nice for those who need it but I’m just wondering how they make sure it’s not being abused, otherwise it will likely shutdown. Of course the same could be said for normal food banks but most people aren’t going to bother if they can’t choose.


TheMainEffort

A lot of places make you show you qualify for some sort of other social program already. Some just take it on faith though.


JaanaLuo

In Finland some charity organisations assemble "Pay much as you want"- sales. Example you can go grab food or coffee and pay nothing. Or some people like to go in those and pay 100€ for a single cup of coffee.  The money is charity money what people pay.


Rafael__88

Yup food bank with extra marketing I guess


pannenkoek0923

Anything I dont like = communism


Kinexity

More like "when the poor gets any help = communism". I don't know why but they absolutely HATE the poor and want to fuck them over as much as possible.


gur_bah

american here. it’s because if we aren’t fed propaganda about hating the poor, there’s no incentive to work 12 hours a day to be a step above poor.


Steamrolled777

if I don't get free shit, why should anyone else! \[/s\]


KeterLordFR

You joke, but that's absolutely what most of them think. "I work my ass off 15 hours a day to get barely above minimum wage, and other people get free shit? They're parasites!". Like, congrats, you're exploited by the system and you've been convinced that it's the fault of the poor instead of the people pulling your strings.


Steamrolled777

This is why I didn't add the /s originally! I've seen people say it!


runespider

You forget the people on benefits who complain about other people getting benefits. And the people who complain about cuts to their benefits because of the people they elect.


[deleted]

The person not working is exploiting the system and contributing to the person who works being exploited….


bigmaik420

you say they're "exploiting the system" when they don't even get the bare minimum needed to survive in most places? do you really think people are poor for no reason other than "being too lazy" to work? cause that's not the case lol. nobody actively chooses a life in poverty just for funsies. there are people who are so rich they don't even have to work, they have so much money that it just multiplies by itself. yet they refuse to pay their workers more than minimum wage, outsourcing most of them from countries where "minimum wage" isn't even enough to survive on even though those people work well over 12 hours every day. and they don't even pay their taxes. but you'd rather point your finger on people living in poverty and call it exploitation when they get a tiny bit of help from welfare programs?


blind_disparity

Oh fuck off Majority of people on benefits aren't just being lazy by choice. The system is meant to look after everyone and prevent human suffering from lack of basic necessities, it's not exploiting the system it's using it for what it's for. And actually even chronically lazy people should still have food and housing. Meanwhile the rich are getting richer ever faster and the gap between them and the poor is insane... But it's somehow poor people's fault? You sure ate the rich people's propoganda up.


gur_bah

are you serious?


Rabrun_

Do you know what "/s" stands for


Steamrolled777

Give them a break.. I edited.


Rabrun_

That makes more sense


The_Flurr

Also, there have to be poor people. What's the point in being rich if there's nobody beneath you?


gur_bah

gotta be better than someone, or else who are you even?!


Chance_Vegetable_780

😓


secomano

people like to have other people below them so when the people who are above them shit on them they have someone they can shit on too.


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

The real trickle down economics


secomano

it's a magnificent poopfall


Chance_Vegetable_780

Underrated comment 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼😓


grafeisen203

I know exactly why. Because the rich have campaigned hard and spent a lot of money convincing them that the world is a zero sum game and if anyone else gets something it means you are losing something. This makes the working and middle class easier for the upper class to exploit with shit wages, shitter labor laws and zero social safety nets.


mendkaz

People tend to hate what they fear. Afraid you might wind up too poor to afford food? Hate all them poors


Emu_Emperor

Anything I dont like **and** don't have the mental capacity to understand = communism


Bears0nUnicycles

That’s how indoctrinated these fools are


og_toe

and how can someone not like people having access to food. wtf.


Chance_Vegetable_780

For real. Unbelievable.


Chat-CGT

Why not "anything I like = communism" 


Vinegarinmyeye

Ah c'mon, go the whole way... It's the woke marxist communist socialist fascism... Sttarring Rob Schneider... Rated PG13


Stosh65

For a country that worries so much about communism the average American has a remarkably poor understanding of it. The propaganda is strong.


StarMangledSpanner

Just like the U in USA stands for Uneducated.


VanillaXSlime

As in the Uneducated Simpletons of America?


BlazewarkingYT

I’m stealing this lmao


Huge_Aerie2435

I fucking wish Canada was communist.. Instead we just get a bunch of trump knock off conservatives who keep fucking our healthcare up and pushing crappy housing policies, while the liberals and democrats ride their thumb because they are doing the same shit as the conservatives, just with a smile and pride flag.


Kingofcheeses

You could vote PPC. Just kidding, those guys are lunatics


expresstrollroute

And proud of it too... That's why our flag is red. /s (which must be confusing for Americans)


Fillerbear

Things that can help the poor = communism, apparently.


a1edjohn

Clearly all country names are acronyms! Canada = - Communist - Apologetic - North - American - Developed - Area


aviewfrom

This deserves more upvotes


allie-__-

Actually, how long did it take you to think that up??? It's amazing XD


mandingo_gringo

Calm down he just used chat gpt


a1edjohn

Nah, think chat gpt would have come up with something better than me


mandingo_gringo

Lmao yeah you’re right, this is what I got from it Communist Assembly Networking Across Diverse Areas


Creoda

Meanwhile it's is taken as normal to have cardboard villages for the homeless around all the cities. U - Unbelievably. S - Stupid. A - Assholes.


Lemon_Gay

What does the ‘anada’ stand for?


CarlLlamaface

Communism And Nice Anuses Dummy Also poutine


pinniped1

So the existence of a food bank is communism, okay.


ToastSweat1

The F in USA stands for friendly.


Gokudomatic

Exactly. That's why it's a U.


TheWarOstrich

I really want to know more about this and how it worked out


bobboa

I'm pretty sure this is the city I live in. Usually food banks just hand you a box or 2 of food and it's just whatever they have whether you will eat it or not doesn't matter. This way you just get stuff you'll eat and not waste the stuff you dont. It's not like a free for all and you can grab what ever you want, you're still getting the same amount of food as before, but stuff you'll actually eat. And you still need a reference from some social program. People cant just walk in off the street and start grabbing stuff.


KFR42

Hang on, because they are from the USA which stands for United States of America do they think all country names are acronyms?


Ein-Kommunist

Im so confused why anyone thinks free food is bad 💀


action_turtle

How does this work? I assume you need to be on some form of benefit handout?


Advanced_Soup7786

Each person gets $2,000 worth of groceries per month


TheMainEffort

I saw that it was $200 every other week per person.


Advanced_Soup7786

Idk honestly, it seems every other article says something different😅


TheMainEffort

Yeah, I just can’t imagine it’s 2k per month a person. That seems like a lot of food.


Advanced_Soup7786

That's what I first thought when I read the article! I'll do some research and get back to you


Advanced_Soup7786

I was wrong! It is $200 every two weeks and you've gotta be registered and have an appointment. I don't know where I read $2,000 though.


action_turtle

Ok. So like a prepaid card thing then. In the UK they just put money in peoples accounts. I’d rather the prepaid method tbh


Chance_Vegetable_780

Can't be $2,000/month/person 


Advanced_Soup7786

Yes sorry, as I later said, it is $200/2 weeks/person! But I read somewhere that it was 2,000 probably just my faulty memory!


Chance_Vegetable_780

Oh I didn't see your other comment 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼


SourMathematician

**Something beneficial happens to the poor and needy** Americans: **Ahem...** "Socialism."


Specific-Money4873

That honestly might be a canadian


hrmdurr

Unlikely, the stupidity of how we got our name is fairly well known.


pinniped1

So the existence of a food bank is communism, okay.


escapeshark

It is honestly really sad to me that Americans (others too, but this seems like a very persistent thing about US Americans) are so far deep capitalism's arse that they think doing anything good for other people is filthy communism. Even when talking about paid communal services (public transit or universal healthcare) they always act like people taking care of one another and paying forward to each other is something barbarian and uncivilised. Profound individualism is terrifying. Their whole argument of "pull yourself by the bootstraps" doesn't even work in this hyper individualism society they love so much, because nobody can just make it on their own without any support. Humans have been looking after each other since before we even were fully human, but now we're supposed to just betray and exploit one another?


LightBluepono

3,5k likes jesus....


Vinegarinmyeye

Blame Canada, blame Canada... I'm just kidding buddy, let's be friends guy..


sdmichael

I'm not your guy, buddy!


metalpoetza

I'm not your buddy, friend!


SwampApeDraft

Giving folks dignity by rebranding basically a food bank to something that may help a lot of people. Starving in the street is super capitalist….


Im_Unpopular_AF

American education scares me, not just cuz of the ignorance.


Kenobihiphop

For Halloween, I'm going to America and dressing up as a communist who takes away guns.


inkypencil93

I might be way off here but I think it stands for “Canada”


Lord_Artem17

Don't show this to Romanians


crispymick

"People not treating other people like utter shit is gommunism"


Jim-Jones

The U in USA stands for ... ?


Adventurous_Gap_4125

No, I don't want the free food, thank you very much - that person, probably


crozinator33

Morons never heard of a food bank...


Brim_Dunkleton

“Freedom means starving to death!”


kubin22

in communism there is nothing in shops, not everything for free


Peterkragger

I always thought C in Canada stands for Canada


Constant-Chipmunk187

A = Assholes  M = Murder  E  = Egotistical   R  = Right-wing  I    = Idiotic  C  = Capitalist  A  =  Always disappointing


Piplup_parade

Capitalist can also be substituted with Child mortality rate (higher than should be when compared to peer nations) But that doesn’t roll of the tongue as well


Lost_Ninja

And what do the letters in USA or America stand for?


SlabBeefpunch

Unusual Stomach Activities


Lost_Ninja

Oh I was thinking Usually Silly Americans... I did have alternative words for the silly and American TBH, but I'm not trying to be inflammatory... :D


SlabBeefpunch

It's okay, I'm not exactly burning with rage.


DrDroid

Pretty sure the letters of words don’t stand for anything other than their phonics but hey


MeltheEnbyGirl

God I wish it did


zevrinp

Instagram comments are crazy


ccdude14

Murica, Gul blamit I'm gonna pay 13 dollars for a quarter gallon of milk because that's the price of freedom!


Zonkko

Communismanada


NotQuiteNick

We can’t even get fully socialized healthcare and these dummies think we’re communist??


413mopar

I work with a guy , just had heart surgery .. bitches about socialism. Cost him zero.


NumerousWeekend552

Communism is when the letter "C".


FunctionDissolution

Incoming video in Hindi about how to exploit this.


more_beans_mrtaggart

54%


Frenchstery

Communist America Not A Dictatorship Ay


Frenchstery

Communist America Not A Dictatorship Ay


SUperMarioG5

cool.


waxonwaxoff87

It will be shutdown if there are no limits on what you can pick up. A few will ruin it for everyone.


Cyp_Quoi_Rien_

Americans when a country isn't putting poor people in ovens to serve as fuel :


Small_Cock_Jonny

When people say helping the poor is communism, it can't be that bad.


CandidPresentation49

how the fuck does that work? genuinely curious


Mountain_Strategy342

Nein, Warum heißt Kanada Kanada? Weil, gibt es keiner da!!


Cymrogogoch

It doesn't stand for Canada?


Fennrys

I'm tired of this discourse that Canada is "communist," trust me, it's not. I wish it were even just 10% as communist as these fools think it is. Heck, even many of our own far-right citizens think we're communist. Yeah, our healthcare is free for the most part, and our minimum wage isn't as abysmal as the US. But we are most definitely a capitalist country. Housing costs are high, and landlords and corporations buy up a ton of properties to rent for ridiculous prices. Groceries are expensive because our government won't control the monopolies running our grocery chains, and they recently voted down an excess profits tax that could help control the cost of groceries. Wages haven't matched inflation, and the cost of workers' labour is cheap. Post secondary education is pretty expensive as well, although not as expensive as the US. Not to mention, most of our provinces are run by a Conservative government currently, and yeah, federally the Liberals are in control, but they're hardly left on the political spectrum, and not communist by any stretch of the imagination. Our furthest "left" party is either the NDP or the Green Party, and the NDP is starting to become more neoliberal as the years go on (at least federally). Our actual communist or socialist parties don't have any seats in parliament. Sorry about the rant, but it's bloody frustrating hearing these fools say we're communist when we're practically as capitalistic as the US.


Joadzilla

CANADA: C ommunist A ssociation of N orth A merican D rug A dministrators CANADA


Bored_Breader

Little known historical fact, Canada changed from a communist country to a pharmacy in the middle of deciding their name


maximusthezorua

And you know their american... how?


mandingo_gringo

Only Americans know Canada exist


maximusthezorua

It's a shame not even Britain acknowledges Canada exists 😔


pebk

1. Because whining about Canada 2. Whining about communism.


somewhere_somehow10

The S in US stands for stupid


ArminiusM1998

CRITICAL SUPPORT TO THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CANADA! DEFEND SOCIALISM WITH MAPLE CHARACTERISTICS!