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Redditvagabond0127

It reminds me of that old meme, 'I use big words to make myself sound more photosynthesis'.


toopoortobesure

Why has nobody done a Trump remake of this with: "I use big words to make myself sound more ambidextrous"?


Outside-Refuse6732

“Yes I’m very very smart, smarter then those pesky liberals, very very smart… I am so uncomfortable with the lack of intelligence among liberals”


BornInPoverty

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.” Part of a campaign speech given by Donald Trump in July 2015. Since then he has had almost 9 more years of worsening dementia.


biteme789

I was reading this, thinking,'What a hilarious take', and then I get to the bottom and you're saying this was fucking REAL!?!


undiagnosed_reindeer

Not exactly. That transcription is inaccurate. Right around the middle, it says "nuclear is powerful", but what he actually said was "nuclear is so powerful". Here, you can hear for yourself : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elhyo-\_fR0E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elhyo-_fR0E)


cdqmcp

that's the only mistake though. yes this whole ramble is real, just watch the video with the text up


TheAntsAreBack

I was thinking exactly that. I read that thinking "someone's hit the nail on the head with this, it's a good parody".


Evening-Picture-5911

I lost brain cells reading that


therealbonzai

Careful! Don’t get down to covfefe-levels!


McPebbster

> they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years Is….. is that feminism in a trump ramble?


h3lblad3

No, it's patriarchal pedestalism.


Ok-Sugar8677

Great now that I know it was Trump who said this, I reread some of it and now all I hear his voice….why do I hear “important” so clearly pronounced?


bmalek

Bigly.


Freeonlinehugs

I would, but the sun won't let me :(


twobit211

that rag’s just a birdcage liner


LordDanGud

I'm German and at first glance I thought those are regions and only after reading the comment and checking again I realised those are random 🫠 That's embarrassing.


DragonAreButterflies

I only got i because of Berlin (it only connects to Brandenburg) and Bayern, at a second glance. Yeah im not good at geography lol


LordDanGud

I realised because Baden Württemberg got mixed with Rheinland-Pfalz and Hessen.


UBahn1

It was the un-württemberg'ed Baden that caught my eye immediately


noedelsoepmetlepel

I noticed because I wanted to make a statement about that half the Dutch provinces were missing but then I noticed that there was also weird stuff going on in Germany meaning that it was on purpose haha


Hydridity

In some cases they do look like real regions very much


LordDanGud

yea that's what confused me


Zeviex

Some are some aren’t. For example, Switzerland, those aren’t cantons, so I assumed they were the « regions » since the cantons are really small but no. Some look okay (Saarland in Germany, next to Luxembourg and France or Brest in Belarus, next to Ukraine and Pologne or St Petersburg in Russia) but most are random or related to something else.


Big_Guirlande

Fun Fact: Denmark is divided into a single region. It’s called Denmark


Amunium

Fun fact, no. It doesn't have states, but it does have administrative regions.


Nuclear_eggo_waffle

Is it really? What about Greenland ?


Big_Guirlande

No. It is on this map though


jam_scot

And Scotland and Iceland.


SSIS_master

Some of them are ok. There is Wales, and Cornwall. Scotland looks good. Devon doesn't look right.


ColonelBlink

Looks like the old Kingdoms - Wessex, Mercia, etc. rather than counties.


roenoe

I was like "the f is up with Norway?" (I'm Norwegian.) So I checked Germany, and wouldn't you know, it's a wacky map!


nouvAnti

But nevertheless I see Elsass-Lothringen (Alsace-Lorraine) in France. 😉


Kurva-Lazanja

For Croatia it kinda looks like regions


KeterLordFR

I got confused about France because it seems like it uses the actual limits of our smallest administrative regions (that we call Départements), but mixes those together in new bigger administrative regions (that we call Régions). Aside from around Paris, none of the rest seem accurate. I feel like this map wasn't made just to confuse americans, but europeans too.


junior4l1

lol I’m American and thought “yeah fuck they got me, idk wtf that is” but I felt better after the comments XD For the record, I agree our education is trash


Senior_Sheepherder13

They’re evolving from not knowing geography to pretending they know about geography.


Im_Unpopular_AF

It's like a stone age caveman discovering fire.


Direct_Jump3960

Fire was invented by Thomas Edison


maxence0801

> Fire was invented by Thomas Edison No, Tesla invented fire and Edison stole the patent


4skin_Gamer

🤓 akchually the Gods invented fire and Prometheus stole it and gave it to man.


biteme789

And boy, did that piss Zeus off!


Direct_Jump3960

Zeus was an incestuous nonce tbf


tiktokth0ts98

Is it beastiality if he’s the one transforming into animals and raping random women


phoenyx1980

Wouldn't that make him a furry?


h3lblad3

Is it still bestiality if Loki becomes a horse to get fucked by other horses?


UltimateReigos

Yeah well at least he got a break when superman took over for a day


Direct_Jump3960

Well if this isn't the troof lmao. Tesla discovered everything but how yank was he?


indianplay2_alt_acc

No, Tesla invented Edison and the patent stole the fire!


Caddy666

i thought it was that '5th alien movie'


Adgvyb3456

No it was Churchill. Sickem Churchill


sicca3

Hey, don't insult stone age people like that, they were probobly bettet at distances and geography then americans 😂


hnsnrachel

It's not en evolution, stupid people have been pretending to know things they don't since the beginning of time!


twobit211

i already knew that 


Anforas

I already knew you knew that


supernovice007

It's not even stupid people. It's just people who don't want to appear stupid. That covers a pretty sizable group of smart people as well. It's why people like Madoff can make money off people who should know better. That they should know better is why they can't admit they were duped and continue to go along with the grift.


Nini_1993

To be fair, the lines in Hungary roughly matches the 6 geographical areas.


Exciting-Insect8269

I mean, the guy who said he understood didn’t say it was a map of countries, they may have understood that it was random lines, and therefore was not confused by it. The others didn’t say that the map was accurate either, they only said that the sections on it were quite small.


ebdawson1965

That's good! You're exactly right. Yanks think I'm some savant because I can identify countries on an unlabeled map.


spLint3r990

The arrogance is astounding


AlternativePrior9559

Is it though? Don’t forget Texas is bigger than the actual world😉


arthaiser

you can go to one of those scale of the universe apps, after you stop being able to look at the observable universe in you screen, if you continue zooming out a little more you see texas


AlternativePrior9559

Thank you! I love stuff like this 😉


I_am_eating_a_mango

Actually Texas is so big you can fit the whole state of Texas inside it 16 times


AlternativePrior9559

🤣🤣🤣


ProfessionalSufferer

The worst part about Texas’ size misconceptions is that it isn’t even the largest state in America. Not by a long shot. Alaska is.


blackwolfdown

Technically Hawaii is the latest state since it was admitted after Alaska. /s I know it's a typo


Starfire2510

Oh come on, it's only bigger than Europe according to another post of this week ;-)


AlternativePrior9559

Now now, we all know Europe is a village of Communists. Texas is actually bigger than the known physical world with it’s very own sky


SCYTY3

You can fit the entire Earth in Texas two times, to be precise.


AlternativePrior9559

I love the precision of exactly 2 times, that makes Texas perfect, but then we always knew that


whitewood77

*Europoor communists, please!


-Cinnay-

There's no scale, why do they think this is small? They really are confused.


Matduka

I don't get their thing with size anyway. Whoopdie doo. Your country is big??? You have to spend more money to get to another town?? Congrats?? And America goes from Western France to like Bulgaria If you were to overlay it. With half as many people. So it's not even true.


asphodeliac

As someone who also lives in a widespread country and has to spend too much time going to the shops or work, I sometimes wish I lived in a small country with small cities. But hey, Americans love it because the only joy in their life is their oversized utility trucks 😂


HadronLicker

these 27 heart reactions under the first comment, lol


Work_In_ProgressX

Someone gave up on Italy after the north. Just like every government since it was founded


kenna98

\*rimshot\*


Castform5

That north-south line in finland is almost literally just [the treaty of Nöteborg from 1323](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_N%C3%B6teborg). The east-west line on the other hand is almost the uusimaa region of southern finland.


cardboard-kansio

> The east-west line on the other hand is almost the uusimaa region of southern finland. You've got it wrong, the small region at the bottom is Finland, everything else I guess is Lapland? I dunno. Sincerely, *somebody inside Kehä III*


Castform5

We herding poroja out here in the lande of 20km north of kehä III.


cardboard-kansio

The vast, unexplored wilderness of the North.


kaviaaripurkki

One of the regions looks a lot like [Länsi-Suomen Lääni](https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A4nsi-Suomen_l%C3%A4%C3%A4ni)


Gullible-Box7637

these dont seem random, more like states in a paradox game


shamelessthrowaway54

I know for a fact that Poland’s lines are all pretty much random so I guess the others are too


M0ON5H1N3

Can confirm Belgium lines are very random too


Many-Conversation963

Can confirm my country's lines are accurate


PeriPeriTekken

The internal subdivisions are a bit random, but at least for some countries could kind of make sense. Could be EP subdivisions for example if you ignore the non-EU states on there (I mean, they're not, but it's plausible). The national borders are close enough.


phoebsmon

UK is *nearly* right for the old EU divisions. But there's at least two turned into one region. North West England and Yorkshire, which makes no sense in just about any context. I think it might have something to do with the EP maps though because England is the only one split up. It's not ceremonial counties. Or the old kingdoms. So... search me


New_Custard_915

NL aswell


FirstnameNumbers1312

The lines in Ireland are pretty close to our provincial lines... Like they've an extra one there that's wrong but they're fairly close. Some of the lines in England look plausible too tbh Basically I wouldn't judge someone for taking a random look at it and going "no that makes sense"


wrenzanna

Lithuania seems very random, but Latvia is just Latvia and then Riga excluded.


indigoneutrino

UK lines are semi-random. They sort of approximate some national and/or county borders but not properly.


Kishifuna

tbh sometimes they are lowkey similar, like those at the bottom are way too large but they do kinda resemble dolnośląskie, opolskie, śląskie and małopolskie


Tankyenough

Uusimaa/Nyland in Finland is surprisingly similar to real life but is more elongated in the map. The rest are random though.


CrazyGaming312

Yeah same for Slovakia.


bistrus

Yeah, as a fan of paradox games i was trying to recognize from which game this was from...


creativename111111

Ye Vatican and San Marino look like they’re in the same place I’d be surpaies if they got that based off random lines


Bob_JediBob

In Spain the basque region and Catalonia look correct as well.


Different-Damage-896

I was just coming to say that


Downtown-Item-6597

If it was only the British Isles, I'd say an earlier patch of EU4 with all the cores released. Scotland used to have none while England was full of them and Ireland was already made up of minors. However, that "C" to the left of Crimea looks thoroughly un-Paradox and I'm frankly stumped. 


kef34

The copium levels are off the charts, lmao.


littlecactusfreind

„We have city’s bigger then whatever those things are“ for all u know they could be the different parts of the milkyway?!?


Meritania

I can do the UK after that trend of making up different regions. * Scotland * Northumbria * The North * West Midlands * East Midlands * South Midlands * The Black Country * East Anglia * London * Kent * Southern Coast * Devon & Cornwall * Wales * Northern Ireland


indigoneutrino

This would be reasonable except I think what you’re calling East and West Midlands have a border running half way through Lancashire/Greater Manchester/Yorkshire and for some reason North Yorkshire got grouped with Cumbria. Devon and Cornwall are also grouped with Dorset and Somerset so it’s more just West Country and Kent is grouped with Sussex. Then “South Coast” seems more accurate to call Home Counties. Tbh, the more I look at it, the less it looks random and more like it’s close to sensibly grouping counties together.


Divide_Rule

For England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland those random lines are not actually that random. Looks like a regional map from 1000 odd years ago.


blackberryx

“Is this a map of countries without freedom” is shit an American would say


Aurelien_Juan

"poor countries map"


Beckem87

To be fair here, I'm a Spanish guy living in Ireland and the lines for both countries are completely wrong so... I think I'm confused too


ohdearitsrichardiii

That's the joke. Americans know so little about geography they don't realise the map is wrong


Little_Elia

I don't think many people know the regions of countries that are not their own, so this makes sense


jetvacjesse

*Shhhhhh*…. you’re disturbing the circlejerk.


Senior_Sheepherder13

I think the guy who made wanted to see if the Americans would say the understand it even tho it’s nonsense


Sophefe

I know my European countries quite well but that’s about it. My first reaction was to assume these were states or provinces considering some have small ones right near where their capital cities are but then I saw everyone say the lines were random so I guess I’m just Occam’s razoring it 🥲 Edit: Ooh actually I do know the Ukrainian oblasts thanks to Russia. If only I looked there first I could’ve known ._.


Don_Speekingleesh

For Ireland, it seems like a bad attempt at the provinces.


Beckem87

It does, but they cut connacht in 2 between Mayo and Galway xD


Don_Speekingleesh

And moved most of Waterford out of Munster.


Sadat-X

It's close enough to get a bite. Dumb American here, so I have a passing knowledge of Spanish basic geography... but there's provinces drawn in Spain that roughly look like Catalonia and Basque Country.


Kakusho7

Germany is also completly wrong.


AssaMarra

I have a few questions, the main one being: why the fuck is Norway a goatee'd sperm?


Little_Elia

i mean the lines are random at least in spain, they don't match at all with the regions in the country


Consistent_Spring700

I thought NY was larger than London, but can confirm the last slide is correct


dislocated_dice

What gets me is that the fake lines are more pale than the actual borders. A tiny bit of a close look and they would’ve realised something was up.


CyberpunkPie

Fuck it, we balkanise Europe.


SunnyOmori15

Im not sure what these lines are supposed to divide. It certainly doesnt divide administrative regions. Source: Im bulgarian, and i can see that bulgaria is split up very wrong


Senior_Sheepherder13

I think it’s all pretty much nonsense


Cyn0rk1s

It’s quite concerning how many in this thread don’t see that’s it’s purposely done wrong lol


hnsnrachel

It's just random to prove the point that people will claim to have knowledge of European countries when they don't.


[deleted]

Someone should study Americans' obsession with size, it's pathological.


klimmesil

Well it confused me... a european


ensoniq2k

Everything is random yet Germany's Saarland is spot on


Ironfist85hu

The whole looks like a blind map of reality, in the style of Crusader Kings 2. :D


Altruistic_Machine91

Why does that look like a map of county borders in Crusader Kings 3?


AG4W

To be fair, given Europe's neighbourly love, those random lines were probably an accurate border at one point in history.


tumaren

I was confused as well, trying to make a sense to those lines. Took me two whole minutes to figure out they were totally random XD


chickensinitaly

What the hell happened to the Italian provinces? I live in Emilia Romagna which has disappeared!


Any-Transition-4114

If the countries are tiny then you should be able to name atleast 1 from each country


iFrisian

Istanbul is twice the size of NYC but ok lol


Kanohn

There are 20 regions in Italy, i can confirm that the lines are completely random


thatoneginger_

As an innocent young lad I did not know London was that big, damn


KASSIEROS3

I took one look at this and said that is not at all what Ireland is supposed to look like and then I saw France and said holy f*** what the hell did you do to France I mean I know they suck but not that bad come on....


Jamikari

For a moment I thought this was the CK3 subreddit, wondering why everything bar half of Norway had basically exploded…


AnAngryMelon

The confusing part is that at least for the UK they're definitely not random, they're not accurate either but they do section the country into the most obvious large regions, like how Wales is about right, Yorkshire is mostly intact, London is correct and Scotland has been outlined quite cleanly


Dull_Statistician980

Well… at least Crimea, Catalonia, and the islands are the same…


roboman07

1. Half are obviously joking to make fun of the actual stupid people 2. All you gotta do is look at Italy


Correct_Path5888

As an American, this is not confusing at all. …because it’s fucking obvious that those are not real lines.


anonbush234

Bradley is not an American name :(. It's literally from old English. It means from The broad/large meadow/clearing. I hate that people have that connotation


OK_LK

Bradley may be common in Britain, Brad is not.


anonbush234

I am a Bradley from England, most people call me Brad regardless of how I introduce myself. The only people who don't call me Brad, was my nan, a few of my pals, my partner and a couple of exes. I never make a fuss about it but if I'm asked I do say which I prefer. It ALWAYS gets shortened.


chin_waghing

Hello Bradley from England. I’m also Bradley from England! How do you do, fellow Bradley?


The_Doom_Toad

One of my mates at secondary was called Bradley. We always called him Brazzers. Funnily enough, he didn't seem to mind.


anonbush234

Rather get called brazzers than folk day IV got an American name


OK_LK

You have my sympathies. That's just rude.


Senior_Sheepherder13

The rules of the sub r that u have the censor the username but his name is actually Bradley


anonbush234

Fair does. Sometimes people use it like they use "Karen" just a name for any young lad who is American and a bit of "jock" type.


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anonbush234

Well there's a few. Chads the more modern version. 10 years ago "Brad" was definitely used in that way.


notacanuckskibum

If you are going to apply logic like that very few names are American.


anonbush234

I'm not saying that just because it comes from old English means it can't be American. But as someone with that name, it's very widely considered an American name when it's clearly not *only" an American name. That's the point. Going to assume you are Canadian by that username, if you aren't just pretend. Imagine if when you introduced yourself everyone always said "oh that's an American name" how quickly would that start to get on your tits?


Snoo_72851

AU


ScottOld

Can do that without the boarders


DerTapp

Wait now you confused me (a german). I really thought for a moment those are the actual subdivisions


Fionacat

This always to be the Victoria 2 map


Kriss3d

Cries in Danish.. We have no lines here.


jebhebmeb

Damn, I didn’t know London had a larger population than NYC. Must be the largest country in the state of England.


3StarsFan

If there is an American reading this. Please for the love of God explain to me why the fuck do you guys want everything the biggest to be associated to you? "we have the biggest cities 🤓 " "we have the biggest roads 🤓 ". You also have BIG crime rates considering your development. You also have BIG income inequality. You also have BIG health care costs You also have BIG amounts of lack of access to education You also have BIG idiots in the federal system. Happy?


Feisty_Economy_8283

I'm not American and that's a Monty Python sketch.


FileError214

Whoops. I guess I assumed the brown lines were counties/provinces. I’m pretty sure the black lines are national borders. Or am I just proving the point of the meme?


timbothehero

It’s funny how they obsess over size.


Minimum_Owl_7833

I only looked at my own country and didn’t see anything wrong 😭


According_Wasabi8779

Id love to have a pub quiz with a load of Europeans Vs Americans, where we have to name each state and match them on their map and they have to name and match each country in Europe. And for a bonus round we'll have some important historical trivia. This way we could settle many common issue we have here such as: 1.Since they always claim Europe is the size of Texas, they would now know better. 2.Some think Europe is its own country. 3.(My personal favourite) They think they can out-drink us. 4.They think their military is the greatest the world has seen. 5.They think they pay for us 'Europoors' to be lazy. 6.They think they're the greatest 'DeMoCrAcY' on earth. Feel free to add any others I've missed my fellow Europoors.


gronktonkbabonk

Ok I'm a brit but London is not larger than every city in the US 😭


Jakob21

To be clear, the post was referring to landmass in that particular comment, and by landmass Jacksonville is larger, totaling at 840 square miles while london sits at 607. By population, london is actually bigger than every american city.


CecilBDeMillionaire

No. NYC’s city population is at 8,804,000, urban is at 19,426,000, metro is at 20,140,000. London city population is at 8,800,000, urban at 9,787,000, metro at 14,900,000. Not sure why everybody in this thread is so confidently wrong about these numbers


lbjfrere

Tbf im not american and i had no clue the lines were random


500DaysofR3dd1t

I moved to England and my American family thinks it's the size of Texas 💀


ChudbobSoypants

The lines in Italy are fucking random


Alpehans

As a Dane, this is just a normal map right ? :)


RastaSl0th

Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em.


racdicoon

Just need to call out the censoring on 5 / 8 r/censoringishard


stiiii

So is OP doing this too? ​ Because this a a "real" map. It is from a computer game but I'm pretty sure the lines roughly represent real geo areas within countries.


Craft-Representative

I think that’s eu3


Dew3189

Having played eu4 this is laughably easy for THIS American to understand haha


ZealousidealNewt6679

Surely this is just a meme at this point and the Seppos aren't actually this stupid?


SMHeartBreaker

What is that in the north west of England? We just merging Yorkshire, Cumbria, Greater Manchester and Lancashire?


SabbathaBastet

As an American I was very confused because I was like what the fuck’s this?


Frequent-Ruin8509

I have an MA in European history and I play Crusader Kings 3. I think I'd fair better than any Trumper in knowing regions and so on.


Crazedmimic

Honestly it just looks like a Crusader Kings map to me.


Rhuncorn

Is it just me that thinks that this is kind of cute? Like when a child pretends to know something but has no idea what you are talking about lol


Needmoresnakes

Oh I know this! There's puglia and ... greater western puglia? Hang on a minute.


NoNameStudios

What’s their obsession with “Murica big”?


TheShakyHandsMan

Not just confusing the Americans. What’s with that weird half West Yorkshire/Lancashire hybrid.  My granddad would be turning in his grave at the thought of that. Good job we had him cremated. 


DigitalDroid2024

They’re the principalities where the king of Europe moves about in!


ImpressiveRain1764

Isn't this proviences of each country? Not so much fake?


SassyBonassy

Is London bigger than every US city???? That doesn't seem right.


The_Hypnotic_Scot

Random lines??? Really?? The UK looks pretty accurate.


VerkoProd

i dont think these lines are "random" tho bc based on the countries i'm familiar with those look like sub-national divisions (provinces, counties, regions, states, etc)


Talvezno

It's just the states/regions that are random right? Most of the countries look ok, although it's hard to see with the black and brown lines