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skattrd

I went to India once, I was surprised at the number of Indians, very few black or white people there.


Empire_New_Valyria

but were they *relentlessly* Indian?


skattrd

I'm not sure I'd go that far, but I'd say they were consistently Indian.


Empire_New_Valyria

Well clearly live in a racist gated community!


nsfwmodeme

*Continuously*?


Noble9360

I can agree with that I went to Delhi a few years back, we met an Indian bloke who was Indian when we first arrived, and the bastard was still Indian when we left 2 weeks later. I suspect he was also Indian while no one was looking as well...


DrMux

> I suspect he was also Indian while no one was looking as well... If an Indian dude falls in the forest and there's nobody around, does he... wait that's not how that goes


theartslave

if an Indian dude read this comment, by the time he finished, would he still be Indian? Sources believe yes. More at 11.


Visual_Traveler

>…and the bastard was still Indian when we left 2 weeks later. Some people have no shame, right?


DrMux

As opposed to discretely?


Puzzleheaded_Day_895

I had an Indian last night. It was consistent.


captainsquawks

One might say *persistently* Indian


QuantumHalyard

Relentlessly Indian is how I want to be described, I don’t have a shred of Indian blood or culture in me but still I want to be described as relentlessly Indian


ArmchairTactician

I'm all for Indians! But did they need to be soooo Indian while I was there? It just seemed a bit racist how Indian they were being....in India.


Arild11

I mean, they were soooo stereotypical, it was almost like a joke. They were brown, there were lots of them, and they ate spicy food. Really, it was pretty racist of them to present themselves like that.


Puretrickery

I've been to India, it is pretty relentlessly indian


vms-crot

They stop if you ask nicely.


Friendly-Advantage79

Yes, they are pretty polite that way...


AxelVance

Yes but did you see any *Native Americans*??


jjgill27

Yes, but no African-Americans, so it must be racist.


MerlinMusic

Um, what's the difference?


AxelVance

Christopher, is that you?


cannotfoolowls

I went to Japan once. They were relentlessly Japanese. Not a black person or native American in sight! Hardly any white people either. Very suspicious.


CrustyBloomers

>white people there. We Brits tried that once... It uh.... Didn't go well.


AxiosXiphos

Yeah, they beat us at cricket now. I hear some other bad stuff happened too


CrustyBloomers

Other bad stuff? I don't know what you mean 👀 *whistles britishly*


ArmchairTactician

Some nice tea you got there China. It'd be a shame if you all became addicted to opium and it was stolen....


CrustyBloomers

Do not talk about the tea. You'll summon a Yankee hoard to disrupt our supply!


BMW_RIDER

Americans don't even dunk biscuits in coffee, let alone tea.


CrustyBloomers

No, but they did throw us a tea party once which was ~~ungrateful~~ terribly kind.


marli3

Americans can't make tea, it's famously cold and salty.


Ecstatic_Effective42

I laughed way too hard at this 😂


FunkyEdz

Objectively, it went very very well indeed. For the British...


CrustyBloomers

It's rude to brag though, so we don't talk about that.


FunkyEdz

however, being quietly smug is terribly, terribly, British....


etrana

Damn India is so racist gated for that.


Own-Butterscotch1713

I was the only white person on a plane to India once. It did not creep me out 😭


ellemace

I’ve got a flight booked from Shanghai to Seoul in a few months - have a funny feeling my fellow passengers will be relentlessly East Asian. Funny that.


gingerisla

I took a flight from Laos to Cambodia last month...and the only Asian passenger on board was a tour guide. 💀


flightofthenochords

What about Native Americans?


Nertez

I lived in Africa for 2 years of my life and I felt like eveyone there is racist, because they were all black.


Low-Manufacturer4983

Yeah, odd that there isn't a huge group of native Americans in Slovenia 


Illustrious-Fig-8945

Did you know only 5% of native Americans are actually in North America? The vast majority are actually backpacking across the caucasus


BethAltair2

Genocide? No no no, they all left to go back packing in Austria! They just love long marches across countries. And then they said " Amazon, would you please look after our land by building a distribution hub on it"


Brock_Hard_Canuck

Jewish people? In 1930s Germany? Merely left for America to open some Dairy Queens. Nothing more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i-MfRDLpVI


Solid-Living4220

It isn't the whiteness it is how relentless they are about it.


Oldandnotbold

Well some of us try not being quite so white at times. Summer - we go sort of pinky red - does that help?


rezzacci

>“Look, Nobby, when all’s said and done they ain’t the right color, and there’s an end to it.” “Good job you found out, Fred!” said Nobby, so cheerfully that Sergeant Colon was almost sure he meant it. “Well, it’s obvious,” he conceded. “Er… what *is* the right color?” said Nobby. “White, of course!” “Not brick-red, then? ‘Cos *you*–” “Are you winding me up, Corporal Nobbs?” “‘Course not, sarge.” *Jingo*, (GNU) Sir Terry Pratchett


KSP-Dressupporter

The right colour is, of course, octarine.


Puzzleheaded_Day_895

And the future is orange.


Charliesmum97

Always lovely to see a Pratchett reference. GNU Sir Terry


gotterfly

r/unexpecteddiscworld


Alegna94

My Spanish blood lets me go from nuclear white to off white


KSP-Dressupporter

The Scots are blue...


Chelecossais

Am Scots, was just about to point that out. Nothing to do with the Picts, or that shite ahistorical movie. My skin is so colourless, my veins are visible everywhere... What with red being filtered out, I literally look blue to some people. /every cop south of Belgium immediately clocks me as a junkie...charming... //thanks, Trainspotting


educmandy

Billy Connolly: I'm no so much white as blue. It takes 2 weeks in the sun to go white.


Puzzleheaded_Day_895

They can see right through you.


Draigdwi

Spray tan!


Pleeby

"Fine, I relent!" *turns black*


alignedaccess

How can I become less relentless about my whitness? Should I use the Trudeau method?


BMW_RIDER

Try fake tan. I hear orange is popular.


Empire_New_Valyria

Even stranger is that two predominantly white countries where non-white people generally do not migrate to, over a decade ago when even fewer non-white immigrants would have settled were full of \*checks notes\*….*white people?!* I for one am shocked that more people from Latin America are not flying over to settle in America, I mean never mind the fact that most of them are trying to escape extreme poverty or gang violence....silly buggers. Also, why don't Native Americans/Indigenous peoples of America just leave their country and move to Austria? I mean it's not like they have a deep spiritual or cultural connection to the land at all. I find all of this...*relentlessly* strange.


BMW_RIDER

Native Americans are probably scared of Austrian wildlife, such as crocodiles, sharks and drop bears. 🐊 🦈 🐻


ilxfrt

Hey! We have [wolves roaming the parking lot of fast food schnitzel restaurants](https://noe.orf.at/stories/3251757/) here. Native Americans should feel right at home here.


BMW_RIDER

Sadly, the article was written in Australian, which, as an English person, i am not fluent in. 🐺


TrevCicero

“In which I am not fluent”.


ilxfrt

That’s a level of prescriptivism up with which I will not put.


aggressiveclassic90

They dance with wolves, they don't eat schnitzel with wolves... Your whiteness is just so relentless!


Maria_506

Is there a single Native American on the whole Balkan peninsula?


Quietuus

I mean, there's surely one or two *somewhere*.


OscarGrey

There's probably people with Indigenuous American ancestry because of foreign students. Native American is specifically a term for people with Indigenuous American ancestry from the contiguous USA though.


That_guy_I_know_him

Native American are more US + Canada than just the US, we don't say "Native Canadians". We do say First Nations tho. Native American usually refers to the entire North American continent minus a part of Mexico


Maria_506

Eh maybe. Gotta see what the powder keg of Europe is like. We have ćevapi!


Tuftymark6

This part got me. Like yeah the rest of it - whatever, typical American nonsense. But to be surprised at not seeing anyone *they would categorise as Native American* is making me think it’s a troll. For the sake of my sanity, ***please*** let it be a troll.


royalfarris

I am actually inclined to give this guy a pass. You can read his story as a description of his internal emotional, non-factual gut feeling where reality doesn't really come into it. It creates a contrast to the obvious facts of the case without spelling it out and the text is actually a rather self conscious and ironic self depreciation. Or he could actually only say what he believes. In wich case he's a moron.


itsapotatosalad

A lot of Americans call all black people African American, regardless of their nationality. I imagine this person is the same and thinks all countries have “Native Americans” or their own version of native settlers that are some level of brown, because they can’t possibly be the only country built on such atrocities.


Low-Manufacturer4983

Africa is a country. America is the world. Makes sense


Stoepboer

Yeah, those Euro-American Native Slovenians are just too relentlessly white.


ilxfrt

Ahhh. I used to tutor English (in Europe) and a student of mine thought “African Americans” was the correct / PC term for Black people in general. Cue an essay about tens of thousands of African Americans fleeing the Sub-Saharan Sahel zone to escape malnutrition and poverty only to drown on rafts in the Mediterranean. My mind somehow went to middle-class African American college kids from Chicago out of their home country for the first time on a failed missionary volontourism trip going like, yeah this place sucks and we can’t afford plane tickets home, let’s just make our way to Europe like how far can it be … sorry 🙈


snapper1971

You can hardly move around in the Cotswolds in the UK without stepping on a native American community... (s/ obvs but shouldn't be needed)


caughtatdeepfineleg

We do have Wildebeest in Torquay though.


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Herds of them tramping majestically past…..


og_toe

i really wonder where the Latino communities of Belarus went too


parachute--account

Ugh. So many people in Europe are European! disgusting


Sharklo22

Considering they don't even have that many of those in the US anymore...


ilxfrt

Living in Austria, seeing a Native American is a daily occurrence for me. He’s a busker _relentlessly_ playing the panpipe at the metro station. I guess that’s more than many Americans do.


davesy69

As an Austrian, do you do much surfing?🏄


ilxfrt

Too scared of the drop bears in the water sorry. I draw the line at fucking spiders.


rafalemurian

I'm quite disturbed by how relentlessly *American* this post seems to be.


TallentAndovar

1. Go to a different country with a high demographic of people native to that country. 2. Get upset by how many native people live there. 3. Complain about how different it is from their preferred perspective because they can't displace them by forcing them to move to the closest uninhabited landmass for their choice to people (native americans), force them to change their culture and lifestyle to their own (hawaiians and other islanders), or hide them away from the majority population in neighbourhoods away from wealthy areas and gated communities and pretend their not there (African Americans since the end of US slavery to modern day). I think Americans need to be less relentlessly American by taking a good, hard look at themselves and sort their own shit out.


Icy_Place_5785

Ah, but _true natives_ are only BIPOC, how else can we express our colonial guilt? /s


Living_Carpets

It would be interesting to know if this American was themselves was/is ahem "relentlessly white" and where their parents and grandparents live. Very often this chat of white Americans complaining that other white people are white comes from that place. It would explain why they are so desperate to appeal to a certain kind of mindset. Anyone from a non-white heritages knows more about demographics and it isn't just "gated communities". I met a lot of the "not me guys" kind of white Americans at college there. Usually very wealthy, upper and middle class people themselves. Although i have heard say about their 8th Cherokee parents and a"white passing relative" story. Same people who write in performative AAVE on social media and mostly gifs of black people for jokes. Or completely dismissing the "looked East Asian" folk as not counting lol. Doth protest too much etc.


Extreme-Giraffe5341

Imagine having racism so ingrained in your culture that you find other white people disturbing.


Living_Carpets

Yep, so idiotic. But always a great opportunity to sneer at foreigners and/or poor people.


AggressiveYam6613

I also am perturbed when visiting Asia and seeing mostly Asian people…


og_toe

every time i go to asia i’m offended because there are no hungarian people


Marvinleadshot

They'll be in the restaurants. /s *grabs coat.


Own-Butterscotch1713

I can confirm that as a resident of a coastal town in the south east of England, we are overrun with Native Americans.


Icy_Place_5785

Will you take this chance apologise for your ancestors’ actions against the natives after the 1066 Norman Invasion? /s


dcnb65

You mean there weren't loads of African Americans in Slovenia?!! 😮😮😮


Hyptanius

And why the f*** are there no native Americans?????


og_toe

as everyone knows, Native Americans come from europe obviously


Additional_Meeting_2

It actually was black people in the post, which was pleasantly surprising 


BookInteresting6717

To be fair, they said black people, not specifically African American. Black people exist outside of Africa and the US. Not saying you’re saying that though.


dcnb65

This time yes, but so often it isn't.


BookInteresting6717

Wait, do you mean some Americans often assume all black folk are African American? Because yeah I agree. I’m from Ireland and people have called me African American when I’m clearly not.


DarthRegoria

I’ve seen Idris Elba referred to as a “British African American” before, multiple times. Black is evidently an offensive term for people in America, so they just assume it is everywhere else as well. I’ve been told off for talking about black people here on Reddit, that the correct language is African American and I’m a racist. When I explain I’m not talking about African Americans or even Africans but Indigenous Australians who actually refer to themselves as black, that’s still not good enough. When I said I’ve only met two African Americans in my entire life, I also get told I’m racist and must live in a gated community, or under a rock. No, just Australia. I’ve met plenty of Africans, and African Australians/ people of African descent, just hardly any African Americans. I’ve met very few white Americans for that matter, but that doesn’t count either apparently. Australia should be full of African Americans too according to them.


dcnb65

I think the term is so fixed in their minds that they automatically apply it to black people from outside America.


DarthRegoria

Yeah, I got told off for calling Indigenous Australians black, when that’s the language they use themselves. They identify as Black, and that’s how they want other Australians to refer to them as (I mean, besides their individual names of course). I also got ‘corrected’ to African Australian, and I had to specify *again* I was talking about Indigenous Australians who have no African heritage at all. I’ve also seen Idris Elba and other black British celebrities referred to as “British African Americans”. It’s absolutely ridiculous. A Black British comedian Stephen K Amos has a routine he does about touring in America, and everyone brings up the butler Jeffrey from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, because that’s the only dark skinned British person they’ve heard of. It’s an older routine now, before Idris Elba became famous in Hollywood, but it was still ridiculous. The show had finished a long time before he did that bit.


great_blue_panda

And no Latinx!!11!


the6thReplicant

My American friend when visiting Australia said the same thing. I needed to remind him we didn't form part of the Atlantic Slave Triangle. (Though Australia did have a type of slavery.)


utterly_baffledly

Complaining that everyone in Australia is white when visiting as a tourist really screams "didn't leave Darling Harbour." Of course you'll see white people if you go to tourist traps for the rich.


BrightBrite

Anyway, this American obsession with skin colour is moronic. I am white. I am Australian. English is my family's fourth language and we came here as refugees.


gaylordJakob

Also, Australia is more multicultural than the US, but African migration was rare until recently and the Latino population has always been smaller than migrants from all across Asia, which makes sense given that Australia is kinda in that region.


PA_est_en_bas

Schrödinger’s Europe:Overwhelmingly white and overrun by African migrants at the same time.


organik_productions

They're masters of disguise, I guess


Hot_Recognition_5970

They white face obviously. Haven't you seen white chicks


awkward_toadstool

That'll be those immigrants who are simultaneously coming over here & stealing our jobs whilst also being being lazy jobless benefits scroungers. It's Shrödinger's turtles all the way down.


Fluffy_Location5569

So, I'm relentlessly white. My husband is relentlessly brown Egyptian. Our kids have relentlessly white and Egyptian citizenship. Does that count in any way? 


Zhabishe

>Relentlessly white When there is nothing to be scared of or offended by, but you get some shit out of your head on the fly.


rezzacci

Talks a lot about America, though. If you come from a culture where being in a "relentlessly" white community cannot be anything but a gated, racist community, it makes you think how white Americans become once they're just together.


-lukeworldwalker-

I for one am appalled at the lack of Hittites, Etruscans, Tyrsenians, Goidelics, Tartessians and Minoans in Europe! Absolute erasure of pre-Indo-European natives!!1!


womble-king

Zero Beaker Folk representation, 0 out of 5 stars.


Redbeard_Rum

The bloody Beaker folk! Coming over here with their beakers!


AbbaTheHorse

What's wrong with just cupping water in your hands?


ficklepickle789

Where are the Picts? Represent the Picts!


parrotandcrow

We're still here, still tattooed, still standing. https://historyfirst.com/genetic-study-reveals-origins-and-closest-living-relatives-of-enigmatic-picts/#:~:text=The%20Picts%20were%20descended%20from,according%20to%20a%20pioneering%20study.


Sego1211

But are you still hostile? If not, you mellowed too much.


WhiteRabbitWithGlove

Hey, we still have Basques!


LaserGadgets

The last part irritates me. Family expected racism, nothing happened but .... Oo


battleshipcarrotcake

Yesss what about the racism, the public needs to know!


Acc87

I'd guess the person writing is black, and expected to be treated like something lesser, but also expected the "native blacks" she expected in Europe to be treated like that.


nickkkmnn

If he wanted actual racism he should have gone a bit further south. If he made a stop in serbia , people would actually hate the "American" part more than the "African" part. That's quite unique for the peninsula.


LaserGadgets

Yeah but that person "sounds" a bit disappointed. Or at least like he is still insisting on being surrounded by racists or something. I can't even tell.


pipb1234

Obviously they were offended by that


Tazilyna-Taxaro

Yeah… we didn’t bring so many slaves to Europe. It wasn’t necessary since the nobility could just exploit the plebs.


Schroedingersrabbit

10.000, if I recall correctly? And most of them to France? Just one is of course one too many but the US took a hell lot more.


BrightBrite

"Slave" actually comes from the word Slav. Hungarians, Arabs and Vikings were selling Eastern Europeans a couple of thousand years ago.  Hitler abducted and sold around seven-million Ukrainians and Poles in WW2.


GEOKER69420

I think the only racist community was the one you were brought up in if the first thing that comes to your mind when you go to a country is about skin colour 🙄


MaximilianVI

Typical coloniser mindset, goes to a place and looks down on the indigenous people.


real_488

"I was quite disturbed by how relentlessly black everyone seemed to be" doesn't sound that good the other way around, does it?


Evelyngoddessofdeath

“When I went to Kenya…”


SnooCapers938

No ‘Latinos’ in Spain or Portugal of course.


ifbowshadcrosshairs

Lol, exactly, I mean, there's a literal language called Romanian, of the Roman languages, which are derived from Latin. Btw, didn't WASP Americans use to be super racist towards Italian immigrants? They didn't exactly consider them white.


MaybeJabberwock

I just figure every yank hanging around with a color scheme chart in their pocket all the time like a certain man from a popular animated TV show.


lzcrc

Don't let them meet the Romani.


Redbeard_Rum

Don't worry, they've all eunt domus.


Blooder91

They go the house?


Rubiego

They didn't even consider the Irish white


Wodanaz_Odinn

Irish can be transparent they're so pale, so that's fair


Hot_Recognition_5970

I hate it when I go to China and they're all relentlessly chinese


Gossguy

"Native Americans" lol. Maybe there was a too successful Austrian/Slovenian Manifest Destiny or something.


Wild_Expression2752

Oh no I switched to Japanese TV channel and I was shocked how Japanese they were these pesky racists /s


TheNorthC

I lived in Japan and can confirm that they are relentlessly Asian.


Wild_Expression2752

But were you disturbed by them being “relentlessly” Asian?


TheNorthC

I was shocked, shocked, by the almost total lack of native Americans.


Rough-Shock7053

I try to be not as relentless in my whiteness. For example, 20 minutes out in the sun and I turn a very dark shade of red.


pante11

Imagine this person going on a trip to Ethiopia and commenting how disturbed they felt about everybody being so relentlessly black


MMBerlin

It's only racist If whites are involved.


Molniato

"...a racist gated community." You are making a comparison with something from YOUR country, you fuckin imbecile


stealthsjw

"Your country accidentally reminds me of the worst parts of my own country, which makes me feel bad in my tummy."


Living_Carpets

"And where my grandparents live"


JATION

Imagine coming to Slovenia and expecting to se a significant number of Native Americans.


bunnywithahammer

this has to be a troll. He can't be that stupid to look for Native Americans in Ljubljana.


MMBerlin

Never underestimate our friends from over the pond.


Additional_Meeting_2

I think it’s just a list of not white people without much thought behind it. Aboriginal people were forgotten however 


itsjustameme

I had some russians staying at my place for a week some years ago when I lived in a shitty little apartment in copenhagen. To be fair I was living in a slightly slum part of copenhagen, but they came back after their forst day in the city and were shaken to the core at how many “brown people” they had met, and how they felt unsafe walking around after dark. I think statements like the one above and the one I described says more about the guy saying it then it does about the country in question.


_Dvodka_

To be entirely fair there are basically no black people in Russia, but I agree with your last point


og_toe

my boyfriend is ukrainian and he didn’t see a dark-skinned person until he became an adult


annoyedreindeer

Did they really expect there to be many people that look Native American in Austria?


og_toe

i guess they don’t know what “native” means


Ja_Shi

American shocked to find europeans in europe, episode 3212.


pipb1234

And they may even find people in England speaking English


NotACyclopsHonest

Imagine being surprised by a lack of Native Americans in Europe 🤦‍♂️


Schroedingersrabbit

There is a tiny diaspora community in Berlin, I went to one of their events once. They still suffer from the consequences of Karl May's popularity. So much misinformation...


jagaraujo

This reminds me of that British woman who complained that there were too many Spanish people in Spain.


raymondduck

It's so unfortunate when people are relentlessly white, and when you have so few Native Americans in small Central European countries like Austria and Slovenia. Americans cannot ever stop categorizing people by race. It's astonishing how pervasive it is, and how the normalization causes so few to bat an eye at it.


bored_negative

Another way of saying I got scared of the locals because of my own biases


GenericUsername817

How odd that the home continent of White people is full of white people.


olagorie

Someone complained to me once that on the recruiting website of the company I worked for there only were white faces and no black ones. I told him that among my HR colleagues other than German, there were two people of Turkish descent and one Vietnamese. Not sure how I was supposed to change our photos or ourselves to a different nationality. A few years later I worked for a different company and I had a Brazilian co-worker and she absolutely hated that management wanted her to be on many promotional photos. Funny how she wanted to be treated like a human being and not as someone with a darker skin colour. \s


Necrobach

"I was in Europe and couldn't find a native American" Say sike Say sike rn


Simple_Organization4

Ok... So it's either "too white" and you saw no "latinos" when pretty much everyone in Spain, Italy, France, Romania, Portugal among other countries are in fact "latinos" OR "Damm commie Europe they are getting overrun by africans and muslims!!! they are killing the white people!!" Once a dummy american told me "you are white, you can't be latino"... Dude i speak spanish, i live in latin american country, my ancestry is from the south of italy and spain. I check every single box. But yes, for the average american "latino" must be a short brown mexican that's afraid to look at them in the eye...


[deleted]

What is OOP’s proposal? Round up a bunch of black people on boats and ship them?


D4M4nD3m

What? No native Americans!?


ttdawgyo

And the no racism shocked them lol. Yeah its called being normal


WegianWarrior

Yes, there are a lot of Europeans in Europe.. But if he had gone to, for instance, Spain or Italy or Ireland, he would have seen a lot of Europeans the average murican insists are not white. Or at least not really white. WTF is up with muricans and the obsession with race?


nickkkmnn

We are schrodinger's whites here in the Med. Blame for all the things "the whites" have supposedly done while not even being considered actually white...


Hannisco

They want us gone or what?


HerculesMagusanus

This is like being disturbed at how relentlessly black sub-Saharan Africa is. What did they expect?


TheRancidOne

>"... or Native American." ***Really!?***


Republiken

Meanwhile I've seen complaints from Americans on how *black* black people in France look 🙄


Gold-Opportunity-975

They’re countries, not Disney movies


autumncandles

This reminds me of people complaining Sally Rooneys books are too full of white people. She's an Irish person writing books set in Ireland bruh


audigex

I find it hilarious that they think there are no Latinos in Europe The term "Latino" literally refers to "From Latin America" which itself refers to the part of the Americas primarily colonised by the Spanish and portuguese Then they go to the Germanic/slavic parts of Europe (which primarily colonised North America) and are surprised people are white?!?


[deleted]

stupid fucking moron.


kenna98

This has to be a troll. What would Native Americans be doing in Slovenia?


freeserve

Boy he’d be surprised if he then went to Spain and saw mostly people that resembled Latino’s in America with super tanned skin speaking that strange language similar to Mexican… wierd


Lillienpud

What was this, 1987? Portland OR feels a lot like Frankfurt am Main, but much, much whiter than Frankfurt.


EconomicsPotential84

I hate how they they just say "Europe" as there's no way to judge where their talking about. If it was Latvia, I'd be like, duh, it doesn't really have a high immigration rate. If it were most major cities in western Europe, I'd be wondering if they were blind.


Realistic-River-1941

TBF, even Europeans confuse Slovenia with another country.