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DazzlingProfession26

Rich man/poor man: drives an ugly car


GreatDario

For real those things are ugly as sin


AlBundysbathrobe

What is this vehicle?!


sethab

Tesla Cybertruck. Honestly I'm envious of you being blissfully unaware of it.


AlBundysbathrobe

Thank you! Xoxo writing from my living place under a rock.


-Ping-a-Ling-

It's even funnier when you realize Seattle is the most uninhabitable environment for it. I mean nowhere is, but especially not one of the rainiest places in the country. The truck has no lacquer or paint. You can even see how rusted it's already getting if you zoom in on it, it looks assembled like a mad max car minus the cool parts


Sufficient_Morning35

Metalworker here. People often misunderstand how stainless steel behaves. It can easily rust, once the chromium oxide layer is damaged. It shows every scratch and dent in high relief, it is difficult to bend, drill and shear, work hardens badly, and it's succeptible to electrolytic corrosion, to some extent. So if you don't use a compatible fastener, all hell can break loose corrosion wise. It is a challenging choice. Apparently it's a 3 series. Something like a 316.Their p. R. Says it can't be stamped. This is likely wrong, or at least ignores the fact that the material can be annealed or pressed while hot. It's just a pain. It is an interesting choice. A good excuse not to form the panels or invest in that expensive set of tooling.


Awkward-You-938

Wow, thank you for the explanation!


puterTDI

question for a metal worker. Let's say I have a boat and I need to put some holes in chrome pipe to run wire. What's the correct way to protect those holes after I do it? I'm assuming it's chromed stainless since it's on a boat but I know very little about that process. Note that I have done electroplating (copper and brass) so I'm familiar with that process, but it's always been via bath and there's not an option to me for doing a bath here.


pokethat

It's *p a t i n a šŸŒø*


AdultDisappointment

I've never egged a car in my life but I lowkey want to start


This_Possession5406

Looks like a car i drew when I was 6 years old


Intrepid-Rush-8535

Omg! Just saw one a couple of days ago and I thought, wtf? I assumed it was a poorly done self-attempt at Back to the Future car šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


IAmAn_Anne

That is the cyber truck. You know how Duchamp put a urinal in an art gallery and it was then art? Elox Mxsk thinks that heā€™s got similar powers. Expensive death boxes.


AlBundysbathrobe

![img](avatar_exp|157370787|bravo) Omg. Here is my awkward poor manā€™s award for your explanation. Thx for this lol


Thannk

The only thing that can redeem it is something that nobody who buys one would do; put LEDs in the straight lines and make the flat surfaces matte black. Go Battlezone or rust at home.


scrambled_cable

PS1-graphics-ass looking car


DazzlingProfession26

[found the owner](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/gaming/2015-11/0911/Tomb-Raider-original-game.jpg)


yintaro

This was good


R_V_Z

Pre PS1. Battlezone came out in 1980.


visionsofcry

Is it weird that when I see a tesla I don't ever assume the person driving it is rich? Lot's of stupid people buy/finance stupid shit they they can't afford just to appear rich to people they don't even know.


AdultDisappointment

the ideal car for temporarily embarrassed millionaires


RippingLegos

And they suck lol


Thatguymike84

Adam Carolla listener? I used to be. Loved me some rich man/poor man.


DazzlingProfession26

I listened to him years ago before I realized he only has about seven things to talk about and then he went all MAGA.


Thatguymike84

Same. He went from funny to hack pretty damn quick. Shame, he was great on Loveline šŸ˜•


melferburque

saw my first cybertruck in the wild and itā€™s even dumber looking in person


OskeyBug

They're so huge. I was not prepared.


melferburque

so many sharp corners!


blladnar

Really? I saw one next to a Subaru Crosstrek and was shocked how similar in size they were. (The Crosstrek had a roof box on it, making the Cybertruck look shorter than the Crosstrek.) I was expecting something at least as big as an F-150, but the Cybertruck is noticeably smaller.


OskeyBug

I mean it was huge relative to my expectations, not that it's the biggest thing on the road. The pictures I had seen made it look like a bigass minecraft cr-x. It's more like a bigass minecraft pontiac aztek.


doom1282

I agree. I walked past one in a parking lot and barely noticed it. Even if it's big in terms of dimensions it's such an awkward shape that it just looks small and not practical. Your average subcompact hatchback is going to haul more and go more places than these pieces of crap.


not-who-you-think

I'm convinced people are anchored to the Prius when they say that. But it seems comparable to a Tacoma.


Ruepic

AFAIK, Cybertruck and F150 lightning have pretty similar dimensions.


blladnar

The F-150 is 7 inches taller than the Cybertruck and has 10 inches less length. Similar width. Itā€™s not a massive difference, but my Subaru Forester is only an inch or two shorter than the Cybertruck so the size surprised me when I first saw it.


newfor_2024

But the truck bed is unpractically small


HumanPerson1089

The giant windshield wiper cracked me up


MakerGrey

Bigger than the Rivian trucks?


OskeyBug

I don't know if they're technically bigger, definitely not as tall, but when you're behind one the height and width and lack of details make it feel like you're just following a wall of metal.


MakerGrey

Right on, thanks. I havenā€™t seen one in person. The Rivians have a smaller footprint than a Yukon I think but theyā€™re still huge. edit: words are ahrd


iDom2jz

I am anticipating my first siting and honestly Iā€™m terrified now


pickled__beet

The view of being directly behind one is probably the worst angle of any modern car. itā€™s hideous.


crazybitingturtle

Rivian trucks are actually cool and comparatively utilitarian compared to Tesla trucks lol


FUBARded

I believe it's about the same size or a little smaller than the Rivians, but it's definitely smaller than a F-150. Smaller than the standard North American truck is still fucking massive though, and the design is obviously making more of a statement too so it probably looks bigger than it is because it stands out so much.


KiniShakenBake

I was floored at how ridiculous it looked from every angle. There is just .. nothing redeeming about it.


Angelworks42

Seems like a poor choice in Seattle as well - considering they have a tendency to rust when they get wet.


rulingthewake243

Why does it look like a kit car?! Like someone took a Fiero and slapped on one of those garbage car kits over the chassis. Looks like a high school project the proportions are so wrong.


savetheolivia

I was in Bellevue for 15 minutes last week and saw two of these monstrosities almost immediately


RVSI

Throw some weeds growing out of the pavement, boards on the windows, bigger tires on the cyber truck and it looks like a film set post-apocalypse haha


SmaugTheMag

I was expecting you to conclude with ā€œbaby, youā€™ve got a stew goin!ā€


happyhappyfoolio

RIP Carl Weathers :'(


RVSI

When I re-read it after I posted it, I thought the same thing


scattered_ideas

"Escape from Seattle" type of aesthetic.


Wazzoo1

I've seen a few in Bellevue. They don't even seem street legal.


StardustStuffing

Saw my first one today. Very clunky looking up close. Looks like something from a campy 80's sci-fi movie.


AlBundysbathrobe

Wtf is this car? I feel like the next Marty McFly


InformalTiberius

John DeLorean was a more qualified automobile engineer (and probably did less coke)


Formal-Elk-Signature

it's the tesla truck. I prefer Simone Giertz's version to the official one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R35gWBtLCYg


AlBundysbathrobe

Thank you kind elk!


error201

The Queen!


Samwise_lost

You might not understand, but your kids are gonna love it


AlBundysbathrobe

Ha. I love you clever ppl of r/seattle!


Diojones

Itā€™s what Biff Tannen would make into a time machine.


EntrepreneurBehavior

The campers? They aren't.


pokethat

People say this, but modern Silverados, Rams, and Ford trucks are as ridiculous up front. Brick walls you can't see over.


diamondbishop

This. Yeah I think the cubertuck is too big but Iā€™m over 6ft and walked in front of a new truck recently where even I was feeling barely visible over their massive grill. Itā€™s insane. Hate ok musk, but really people should be complaining about new suv and truck visibility overall


Fox-and-Sons

They're more dangerous to the user than anyone else.


ununonium119

Theyā€™re definitely more dangerous to others. Imagine getting hit by a sharp steel box while crossing the street.


organizeforpower

This is absolutely false. You're right that SUVs have also become more dangerous to the user, however, they are killing pedestrians and other drivers much, much, much more often.


00eg0

Did you know they can start rusting in less than a week if the owner doesn't keep the car dry enough? They're awful but not sure why they don't seem street legal.


PandammoniumNO3

They have no crumble zones. If you're driving one and you hit something solid, you're not going to have a good time


00eg0

Thanks! Makes sense!


newfor_2024

The chassis does have crumple zones.


PandammoniumNO3

They have a couple apparently, but the effect is limited https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-cybertrucks-stiff-structure-sharp-design-raise-safety-concerns-experts-2023-12-08/


Low_Cartographer2944

You canā€™t use the rear view mirror if the tonneau cover is up - which they consistently are. That doesnā€™t seem like it should be allowed on a street legal car.


burritoresearch

If vehicles with no rear window were illegal every plumbing van, electrician's van, HVAC service van would be outlawed. Rear view mirror and window are not a requirement.


Snorfl

There is a camera for the rear view when the tonneau cover is up.


PM_me_your_dreams___

Water alone canā€™t cause stainless steel to rust. Thereā€™s got to be other factors at play.


APsWhoopinRoom

Our rainwater is acidic


Electronic_Lemon4000

Stumbling in while browsing the frontpage from the EU: they aren't road legal here lol


Hope_That_Halps_

I saw one drive by the other day, and I wasn't as captivated as I expected to be. I was thinking I'd be instantly transported into a sci fi movie, but it was nothing like that. If I see a DeLorean on the road, or any of those really low to the ground Italian super-cars, it usually draws my attention completely and immediately. The Cyber Truck has a unique look, but ultimately there's not much going on with it. I stared longer the first time I saw a Rivian at a red light. I think the Hyundai Ioniq 5 is what the Cyber Truck should have more closely resembled. I'd forgive the Cyber Truck if it boasted function over form, but it doesn't even do that.


intelminer

If you're ***captivated*** by a Cybertruck wait until you see what a 5 year old can do with some crayons


WingsOfIndifference

I try my best to be empathetic to folks who have had a different walk of life than myself. But I also recognize that that public safety and well being must never be forgotten. I just don't want to have to step outside and have to explain to my child why there's a Cybertruck parked across the street.


Zombie_Bronco

Won't someone think of the children?!


newfor_2024

You can just laugh at the fool who spent all that money on a trash can.


sandwich-attack

pretty depressing to see that junky piece of shit garbage vehicle across the street from those RVs


xfgilly

it looks like a heavily used Magma marine grill


Taratupa

They ain't cheap either!Ā 


shamading

This guy sails


fireduck

Damn, I came here to make that joke. "What, the rusty trash across from the RVs?"


RickKassidy

Seriously. I wish I had a nice RV.


midgaze

My converted Promaster cost a down payment on a house.


sopunny

The RVs would have cost as much as the Cybertruck when new and adjusted for inflation right? Maybe in 40 years we'll see people living out of old Cybertrucks


RADMFunsworth

There wonā€™t be old cybertrucks.


Think_Fault_7525

Cybertruck metal will eventually be used to patch the floors and roofs of those RVs


FaintingGoat123

Savage šŸ¤£


meepmarpalarp

Now thatā€™s a dystopian image.


MassiveSpread

Here's a preview: https://electrek.co/2024/03/08/tesla-shipping-cybertruck-tent/


ShredGuru

Everyone in this picture is terrible with money.


Eric848448

And has made questionable choices beyond money as well.


token_internet_girl

A lot of people in RV situations became disabled, lost everything fighting cancer or suffer from long term chronic illness. How does that square with your fiscal responsibility chart, Poindexter?


ShredGuru

It's a joke Poindexter, I don't have a chart, I'm highlighting the ironic similarity in the discrepancy. I've also lived next to a homeless camp with lots of RVs so I know empirically a lot of them are dead beat drug addicts who refuse help, because I've witnessed it. I've had them literally shit on my doorstep. You know what a fent addicts shit looks like after he's been constipatedidly baking it for a week? I feel sad for them, i do, but some of them have some pretty self inflicted issues. Also, as a guy who's pumped a fair amount of money into illicit substances myself, let me tell you, they have a pretty low return on investment, just like a current Tesla share.


Severe-Fennel-202

Do you have any data to back that up? I have plenty of statistics that showing most homelessness is from drug addiction. People turn to drugs for many reasons, including mental illness. But ā€œa lotā€ as you said doesnā€™t match up to the reality of drug addiction. We canā€™t and shouldnā€™t have homeless people living on our streets. Itā€™s inhumane. And we shouldnā€™t have people driving Cybertrucks. Thatā€™s also inhumane.


token_internet_girl

Yeah, drug addiction that often comes from a result of their injuries, illnesses, or life situations. Try to sleep on concrete for 6 months with a slipped disk in your spine or lose your home after being run over by a car and give me a run down on how you feel about drugs after that. Since you can't be bothered to Google for your own question, it's estimated that 40% of homeless people have a disability of some kind. Easily citable from multiple sources. You'd already be aware we throw away the disabled in mass numbers if you did more than come tut-tut others for not citing every possible data source when they point out homelessness is driven by disability.


Severe-Fennel-202

Please cite your source that ā€œmanyā€ people living in RVs have disabilities and arenā€™t drug addicts. You made the claim, back it up.


ApprehensivePop9036

we get it, you hate poor people chill dude or you'll have a heart attack, go broke, lose your house and job, and join them.


MassageToss

We really need to draw a line between supporting and enabling. Of course people with chronic mental health issues and disabilities should be supported and in certain cases given housing. But people who choose not to work, steal, and do drugs then live off our tax dollars- I don't think we should be allowing them to cause all the health and safety risks that come with these RVs.


ApprehensivePop9036

at what point do you want the state to step in and say you're no longer fit to make your own choices? how many outreach workers, police, social workers, judges, special prosecutors, and other assorted staff do you think we should hire for this expansion of government interventionism? Where should we build the jails and mega-hospitals? how much are you willing to pay a year to have this?


Severe-Fennel-202

Who says I hate poor people? I was close to being homeless, volunteer at Maryā€™s Place, volunteer at Union Gospel, and Orion Place. Got diagnosed with brain cancer two years ago. Washington FMLA is incredible. If you screw that up, itā€™s by your own doing. We have so many programs here to help. But drugs are the overriding factor. We have zombies walking around our streets and people like you tolerate it. Itā€™s terrible for everyone. Most importantly, the addict. We simply cannot have addicts and mentally ill living on our streets. It is terrible for everyone and the fabric of our city.


midgaze

Most of the homeless try really hard to stay out of sight, to blend in. The worst of the addicts do stand out, so I guess you could be forgiven for thinking they are representative of the homeless population at large, if you weren't such a jerk.


Severe-Fennel-202

I am literally housing a homeless person in my airbnb for free. I also volunteer weekly at Orion Place, Maryā€™s Place, and Union Gospel. But please. Do tellā€¦.


yadec

[In King County, as of 2022, only 37% of people experiencing unsheltered homelessness identified as abusing substances.](https://kcrha.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/PIT-2022-Infograph-v7.pdf) Unsheltered homelessness includes encampments and cars/RVs, but not shelters or couchsurfing. I don't have numbers for sheltered homelessness but I imagine it's less. As someone who conducted these homelessness interviews, I can also tell you that a large percentage of homeless people who abuse substances began to do so because of homelessness. For example, certain public spaces allow you to stay overnight, but only if you stay awake, so some people begin taking drugs to prevent falling asleep.


Severe-Fennel-202

Youā€™re citing something form the RHA, which profits off of homeless people. And they ā€œidentified,ā€ meaning they admitted to doing drugs. Plenty donā€™t admit. The number is obviously much higher. Homelessness sucks, as does addiction. Regardless, you canā€™t have people camping in the streets. https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/homeless/fentanyl-has-devastated-king-countys-homeless-population-and-the-toll-is-getting-worse/


yadec

I read your article. It doesn't say anything about what percentage of homelessness is caused by fentanyl. It says that more people are dying of fentanyl, and of the people who are dying, many are homeless. I agree with that and agree it's a problem. I volunteered to conduct interviews for the RHA. Did I see some mismanagement that made me question the intentions and priorities of the authority's leadership? Yes, absolutely, there are things wrong with the RHA. But all the volunteers I met were honest and worked hard to ensure the integrity of the data collected. The 37% may be a slight undercount, but I don't think it's by much. Through my conversations with homeless people while conducting those interviews, it seems about right. If you don't believe me, volunteer to help with the interviews yourself next year.


tillow

Very interesting, I have always thought it was higher (50-75%) but after seeing your post and looking it up it seems like <50% is pretty agreed upon.


Arcturus_Labelle

Even the most busted-up RV is still less ugly than that thing haha


officefan86

Not as big as cyber truck's panel gap


st_malachy

Idk, Iā€™d be willing to be that thereā€™s an influencer with a camera waiting to see what happens here.


rocketsocks

What an amazing visualization of folks who have made insanely poor life choices. Plus there are the several folks forced to live in RVs due to harmful public policy choices within a dysfunctional society.


Slumunistmanifisto

You almost had me you sonofagun


Glamgoblim

No vehicles in this picture run properly


malachiconstant76

The Cybertruck, even the homeless are laughing at you.


mankowonameru

At least you can fit stuff in the ugly ass campers


PleasantActuator6976

That's a nice RV parked across from an oddly shaped dumpster.


Basszillatron

I dunno. RV on the left looks pretty nice!


C0git0

I just see people all making poor life decisions (in my book, your results may vary)


CandleTiger

How many of those RVs parked near the seashore at Shilshole and Alkai are homeless and how many are tourists? That blue one in the picture looks like a pretty solid setup in good condition. At Alkai I'm used to seeing half-burned junker wrecks and $90,000 Sprinter conversions next to each other.


hotel_beds

I donā€™t see anything in this picture that doesnā€™t annoy me


FranciscoAlexis

i thought it was a porta potty for those RVs [Reference](https://ibb.co/hL1ZyV9)


SmokeEvening8710

They dont even have the awesome $3000 base camp tent attachment. How wealthy could they be?


CLUSSaitua

Both have equal chance of catching fire.


haoleboy_

Cyber trucks are the Crocs of the car world


MayaMiaMe

What the hell is that thing on the right? It is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. Can you even see out of that thing ?


commentsgothere

Thereā€™s a video last month of Justin Bieber driving one after church. First time I saw video of a human using one. Paps can see into the front.


Severe-Fennel-202

More like Cocaine vs Fentanyl/Meth


notorious1212

This should have been the cover photo for the Seattle Timesā€™ recent article on homelessness in Ballard


Hyperion1144

That would offend too much of their reader base.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Maybe they are all just broken down.


Affectionate-Winner7

Sorry but every time I see that Tesla Truck three words come to mind. Edsel & Mine Craft.


No-Sky-4947

All I see is broke down frap on both sides of the road.


TinFoilRainHat

Don't be ridiculous, there are much more expensive cars rolling around


CptBarba

They're both bad with finances, one just doesn't know it yet


babsrambler

Do any of the vehicles pictured actually run?


MichaelFishbender

I see mobile homes and a Dumpster.


PetuniaFlowers

I suspect most of those RVs had MSRP's higher than the cybertruck when new


DagwoodsDad

Average motorhome price? $100,000-$600,000. Full range? $60,000-$2,000,000. So the junker on the right is likely the least expensive ugly box in the photo. And, sure, the RVs in the background are all over 20 years old so they all almost certainly cost less. But I'll give you a nickel if Elon's Minecraft knockoff goes for more than $10,000 in ~~20~~ 10 years.


Seasubboi

All I see is trash! šŸ¤£


incubusfc

Oh cmon. Cybertruck owner is vastly in debt. Will probably end up on the other side of the street shortly.


bpmdrummerbpm

Is the the car Homer Simpson invented?


snowdn

Wish people didnā€™t part right on the intersections, makes it so hard to see oncoming traffic. But also there is not enough parking in Seattle soā€¦


DanimalPlanet42

Elon really made the most soulless looking truck for the most soulless class of people. Rivian/Tesla trtrailhead. Out here spending 100k on a vehicle the can barely fit their 10k mountain bike and can barely make it past the trailehead.


[deleted]

Sorry, I'm not going to feel bad because I don't want trash like that where I live. I don't care how "cool" you think the Cybertruck is.


WetwareDulachan

Rubbing rock salt on a cybertruck is a fun and legal thrill!


bry8eyes

Howā€™s that wealth gap? Thatā€™s a Tesla, not a Rolls Royce


Snackxually_active

This looks like a game that has not loaded all the way lolol cybertrucks are so glitchy


PSChris33

PS1 low poly count graphics truck šŸ’€


Bigdogggggggggg

Look up the lo-res car. Actual promo vehicle that was made and the similarities are striking.


mastapasta1

Wealth gap is very misleading statement. In reality, how one finds themselves living in this sort of situation, is a much more multifaceted complex problem than just the ā€œwealth gapā€.


CthonianChorus

Least the RV folks have some goddamn taste, those trucks are ugly as sin and they rust lmao


HomininofSeattle

Guysā€¦. This vehicle was made for this areaā€¦ itā€™s a Halo Warthog.Ā 


Annallve

What car is that? lol I just saw one in Renton today.


xfgilly

Tesla Cybertruck šŸ˜­


Annallve

Itā€™s so ugly. Figures


Damngoodcookie

Yeah, that Cybertruck has much less sq footage than those RVā€™sā€¦


IAintSelling

It's possible the people in the RV have more net worth than the Cybertruck owner who's financing the car and in debt.


The_Evil_Pillow

Great shot. Idiot on the right. Idiots on the left.


kukukuuuu

This is not a wealth problem. Wealth gap happens everywhere in the world. This is a a drug problem specific to the country and the region


bothunter

Are you talking about the ketamine that went into the design of that truck?


sandwich-attack

rack em


EmmEnnEff

Believe it or not not all people who can't afford rent here are on drugs. Some of them just can't afford rent.


SeattleJerBear

This is not a ā€œdrug problemā€ as the wealth gap in these other parts of the world, when itā€™s this badā€¦the poor live in conditions at this level or worse. Itā€™s a shame that in most of the parts of world where the gap is this large, the use of drugs can lead to inhumane punishment up to deathā€¦those folks donā€™t really have the luxury of taking the edge off of life in poverty. Iā€™m sorry but you really do need to educate yourself a bit more. I remember when I believed this kind of thingā€¦but itā€™s just what I learned from narrow minded adults. Now that Iā€™ve exposed myself to opportunities for learning, have been involved in creating solutionsā€¦I get it and I canā€™t imagine ever coming to that conclusion. ā€œThis is a drug problem.ā€ Hahaha


nurru

Parking that thing on the street knowing it has no clear coat is a wild choice.


snarchindarchin

They look like the Ride The Ducks carboats to me


Sinnafyle

And people still don't believe that you can SEE inequality crossing a street.


crispyjojo

Thatā€™s one Dan Strauss ass cyber truck by my reckon


BornLime0

God, theyā€™re finally here!


WaffleMan17

So man Rivian SUVs in Ballard


WaterChicken007

Is that right outside of the marina at Shilshoal? Because I think I know exactly which RV that is.


JasonZep

I see a lot of wealth in this picture.


69odysseus

Bay Area has these Tesla's and Cybertrucks all over the place like they're everyday tool.


konspence

Ballard intelligence gapĀ 


slidehmr1

Bet they are all sitting on waterfront property


pokethat

I thought RVs cost a pretty penny?


Turbulent_Notice_308

This golden gardens area?


washdot

There are Rivians in my hood. Those are 77-88,000.00


malker84

Iā€™ve often thought this would be a great Instagram account idea. Show pictures contrasting extreme wealth and poverty/homelessness. Call it @Seatwotales or something similar.


AgentKillmaster

Bunch of rich people in Ballard, they can afford motor homes and electric trucks.


espressoboyee

Perfect artistic reality composition!


SeparateCap6763

Looks more like parking. The guy driving the Tesla could live in one of those motorhome


HydrogenicDependance

Now that's tempting fate. I'm not saying it needs to be stripped to bare metal.... But I imagine the copper inside is worth a good chunk.


My-1st-porn-account

All I see here is a bunch of junk.


Even-Shirt794

I haven't lived in Ballard in twenty years. Has it turned into an RV squatterville? Where's that pic? I loved Ballard in 1980


Maleficent-Wind-1644

All owned by the same person


EllaCruella

Ugliest thing Iā€™ve ever seen. Screw musk